The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Coranico]

The Deer Hunter: Man kills deer, then goes to Vietnam.

Predator: Arnie fights crab, Asian woman gets to da choppa.

Super Mario Bros. Movie: Director fails to understand game.

Knowing: Things get very hot.

Signs: Mel Gibson renews faith in God.

Passion of the Christ: We renew faith in Mel Gibson.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Harrison Ford belongs in a museum.

Toy Story: Kid moves house, so do his toys.

The men who stare at goats: Obi Wan runs through a wall.

Snakes on a plane: Snakes are on a plane...

 

[ultimateownage]

Total recall: Arnold wants to remember something that didn't happen to him, turns out it did.
Runner man: A bunch of people dressed up in funny outfits compete against Arnold in a game show.

 

[Signa]

Scarface: Guy does a lot of drugs and then gets killed.
Donny Darko: A movie about something that never happend
Hero: A movie about something that didn't happen the way everyone said it did
Gladiator: A guy kills a lot of guys because he's told to
Office Space: A guy goes to work
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: A kid plays hooky and convinces his friends to do it too
The Departed: Everyone kills everyone
Little Miss Sunshine: Family goes for a long car ride. Stars a suicidal man.

 

[wall5970]

This is an awesome thread!

Let me try some:
"Dr. Strangelove" - Grown men argue like children and fuck up the world.

"Plan Nine from Outer Space" - Aliens invade Earth and create massive film errors.

"Notorious" - P. Diddy makes himself look good and drags his friend's corpse on another "Weekend at Bernie's" adventure!

"The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" - A pussy tries to prove he's not a pussy by shooting someone who isn't a pussy while he's not looking.

"The Da Vinci Code" - Things happen, but the proof of those things is destroyed, rendering those things meaningless and the plot useless.

"Scarface" - A down-on-his-luck immigrant finds work.

"Natural Born Killers" - A family road trip ends in tragedy or hilarity, depending on who you talk to.

"Avatar" - James Cameron's hides not-so-subtle racism that implies that whites are superior to everyone else behind a thin veil of "respect for other cultures".

 

[Super Toast]

Saw: Some people have an unfortunate day.

 

[Lord RPGs]

The Big Lebowski - Man has carpet soiled, wants new carpet. Plays bowling.
Perfect Blue - Singer becomes actress, has a lousy time.
In Bruges - Two friends go on holiday to a small Belgian town.
Twlight - The novel Twilight, except now you don't have to imagine it.
Dungeons And Dragons (The First Film) - Rubbish thieves get caught, hired as bodyguards.
Back To The Future - Some kid with a cool car get's hit on by his mum.
Kenny - Some guy works with portable toilets.
Back To The Future II - Same kid with a cool car doesn't want a douche to get rich.
Guest House Paradiso - Bad food is served at a hotel, people get sick.
Back To The Future III - Same kid with the same cool car catches a train.
300 - A man gets very cross, and pushes someone over.

 

[Silent Rob]

clash of the titans (2010)- Man fucks up a bunch of monsters with no real rhyme or reason

 

[Lawbringer]

Kick-Ass: Boy who reads comics thinks superheroes are cool.

Gladiator: Man throws tantrum because dad likes other boy more than him.

Predator: Soldiers in jungle have their journey ruined by troublesome tourist.

The Italian Job: Man and friends drive around in mini-cars.

Pirates of the Carribbean: Young man finds difficulty in expressing true feelings to rich girl.

 

[AlphaOmega]

Goodfellas: Man tries to be a wiseguy, gets in trouble with mob.

 

[Hollywood Knights]

Hook: Corporate lawyer looks for his children at a local youth club.

 

[Sebenko]

OH! I WANT TO TRY!

Shaun of the Dead- British zombies attack British town in Britain.

How about "Brit and lazy friend go to the pub, but have to pick up his girlfriend first."

 

[sumanoskae]

SWEENEY TODD: A guy and his friend open a shop
THE DARK KNIGHT: A guy in tights chases a drag queen

 

[Qualko]

These are really funny!

Pulp fiction: A film producer forgets that the order should be 'Beginning' > 'Middle' > 'End'

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

300 - Half naked man gives directions.

 

[ultimateownage]

Sherlock Holmes: An arsehole is annoyed that his friend is getting married.

 

[Ameatypie]

Watchmen: A possible gay man fights a naked blue guy

Shawshank Redemption: A white guy does taxes, and gets raped.

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you should probably watch the shawshank redemption again....he never gets raped

Oh lolz.... these are so fucking funny lol i have been sittin' here lmao for a while now

The Weeping Camel: unreasonably distressed camels cry.

 

[trust Milo]

The Thing: crazy alien that kills people and hates fire
X-Men Origins: Wolverine: RAGE!!!
Scarface: lots and lots of white powder and red liquid

 

[Gardenia]

Taegukgi: It takes some guy 50 years to give his brother a pair of shoes.

 

[MrDarkling]

Shark's tale: Fish....lotsa freaky lookin fish.