The Deer Hunter: Man kills deer, then goes to Vietnam.
Predator: Arnie fights crab, Asian woman gets to da choppa.
Super Mario Bros. Movie: Director fails to understand game.
Knowing: Things get very hot.
Signs: Mel Gibson renews faith in God.
Passion of the Christ: We renew faith in Mel Gibson.
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Harrison Ford belongs in a museum.
Toy Story: Kid moves house, so do his toys.
The men who stare at goats: Obi Wan runs through a wall.
Snakes on a plane: Snakes are on a plane...
Predator: Arnie fights crab, Asian woman gets to da choppa.
Super Mario Bros. Movie: Director fails to understand game.
Knowing: Things get very hot.
Signs: Mel Gibson renews faith in God.
Passion of the Christ: We renew faith in Mel Gibson.
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Harrison Ford belongs in a museum.
Toy Story: Kid moves house, so do his toys.
The men who stare at goats: Obi Wan runs through a wall.
Snakes on a plane: Snakes are on a plane...