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Kurokami

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-Zen- said:
So I just picked up Super Street Fghter IV a little over an hour ago, plugging it in the good ol' Xbox with glee, eager to see the updates to the original. One of the updates I, and many many many other players, anticipated concerned the issue of CPU Seth being a complete game breaking bullshit magician.

So you may wonder, "How did Capcom alleviate this problem about which they've received numerous complaints?"

They made him stronger.

What the fuck is this shit?! Is the dev team just that thick or do they hate us with a passion?

<color=blue>Have there ever been any games you've played that've left you pondering the same questions?

Developers are just morons, the game sold successfully regardless and chances are that any other SF games will too. Once they see an instant 'win' coming they don't see much point in warming up.
 

Nova5

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Ubisofts new DRM, and Activisions stance on PC gaming for MW2.

Oh, and any game company that uses Securom.

Mind you I'm used to hating devs now. I'm running out of good devs to like >_>
I don't count hating publishing companies such as Ubisoft and Activision as 'hating devs', though I certainly agree.

Publishers on all mediums tend to be more like wealthy investment firms than creators of any sort. Unless it's a dev-owned company, like DoubleFine or something.
 

Lord Beautiful

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Korten12 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
CowboyfromHell666 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
CowboyfromHell666 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
someboredguy said:
Z of the Na said:
Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.
Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.
Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.
Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well
And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?
Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.
It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.
Killzone 2 is also coming for a visit. xD how long will this go?
Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner is curious to hear about this hullaballoo.
 

Korten12

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-Zen- said:
Korten12 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
CowboyfromHell666 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
CowboyfromHell666 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
someboredguy said:
Z of the Na said:
Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.
Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.
Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.
Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well
And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?
Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.
It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.
Killzone 2 is also coming for a visit. xD how long will this go?
Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner is curious to hear about this hullaballoo.
Jak 2 is also driving in with a shotgun. :)
 

Robert632

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Boost Guardian. Metriod Prime 2. That is one of the most broken bosses I've ever had the misfortune to fight.
 

chozo_hybrid

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They made him STRONGER!? Holy crap, I have trouble beating him on normal in the orginal game, jeez!

robert632 said:
Boost Guardian. Metriod Prime 2. That is one of the most broken bosses I've ever had the misfortune to fight.
Took me a while, but I don't know if I'd call it broken.
 

FalloutJack

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I'm not sure if I have any games guilty of this, but I've heard the effects. Most companies are bone-headedly thick, really.
 

collegestudent22

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Korten12 said:
-Zen- said:
Korten12 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
CowboyfromHell666 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
CowboyfromHell666 said:
MiracleOfSound said:
someboredguy said:
Z of the Na said:
Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.
Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.
Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.
Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well
And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?
Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.
It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.
Killzone 2 is also coming for a visit. xD how long will this go?
Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner is curious to hear about this hullaballoo.
Jak 2 is also driving in with a shotgun. :)
And Halo 2 and Forza 2 have a bit to add.
 

Jfswift

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The only game that gave me troubles was the final boss on Gears of War 1, although with some coordination from a friend of mine we were able to defeat him.
 

Audioave10

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Remember, sometimes its not the developers, but the publishers putting on the pressure. If they don't
publish (produce) the game, the developers don't get paid for their months of work. Most of game-fail
comes from publishers rushing to have a finished game by the street date. (for their profits)
 

Daipire

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Z of the Na said:
Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.
Halo 2
 

Marter

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I like to think that Chapter 7 of Valkyria Chronicles was made by the developers just to see how many ragequits they could get.
 

Daipire

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ultrachicken said:
The sonic games
I was watching my autistic cousin play the new one, unleashed. GOD IT WAS BORING.

It was so slow, maybe it was the werewolf, maybe it was the crappy bad guys, hell, maybe it was the autism, it looked horrible.

I remember when sonic used to be all about speed...
 

ultrachicken

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Daipire said:
ultrachicken said:
The sonic games
I was watching my autistic cousin play the new one, unleashed. GOD IT WAS BORING.

It was so slow, maybe it was the werewolf, maybe it was the crappy bad guys, hell, maybe it was the autism, it looked horrible.

I remember when sonic used to be all about speed...
I wasn't necessarily talking about sonic unleashed
Even the speedier sonic games got insanely annoying
There was always some space level that required a lot of trial-and-error gameplay that pissed me off
 

mjc0961

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Naughty Dog immediately springs to mind. They do hate us... They trick you into THINKING they care about you because Uncharted is so awesome, but if they really cared, they'd make us all a nice shiny Jak and Daxter game for PS3. :(