The Epic Quest
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lol i wondered if you would get it!!! the song is right. i guess that i ought to tell you the other reference. the other reference is where the imp goues out the eyes. this is a reference to army of two. play the first level. basically, a mercenary due kills three guars by normal methods, and them tackles the last one, and digs his thumbs into the guys eyes, he digs em into the brain (in less than 2 seconds) and pulls em out. the guard is, needless to say, dead.
now then:
ok the stick that freebie used to steal the phoenix's flame glows, and the phoenix utters a piercing cry and explodes into ashes. the stick then explodes into fire, formin a new phoenix, which freebiewitz has by the leg. needless to say, freebiewitz is runnin from a angry cute baby phoenix!
now then:
ok the stick that freebie used to steal the phoenix's flame glows, and the phoenix utters a piercing cry and explodes into ashes. the stick then explodes into fire, formin a new phoenix, which freebiewitz has by the leg. needless to say, freebiewitz is runnin from a angry cute baby phoenix!
Unsure if Perrin was making a reference to the burning stench of the phoenix (and a pun 
) The other adventurers ignore his comment. However runedeadthA looks around for the source of the smell, and from the corner of his eye, spots a flash of light. He tracks it down an alleyway were he see's something shift in the darkness.
"Hey guys, there's something down here!" he said
Freebiewitz immediately rushes down the alleyway in search of treasure, with the phoenix straight behind him. When he realizes there is nothing there he pauses confused, but as the phoenix flys up, his glow illuminates what he thought (for some strange reason) a shadow on the ground. The "Shadow" is startled and rears up, looking like some bastard of a Cobra with a thick (metallic looking) hood covering its terrible face. Freebie glimpses A sight of the face and crys in terror, for elow to beady cold black eyes are hundreds of razor sharp mandibles.
The beast immediatly starts chasing Freebie, knocking the phoenix aside with strength that knocks the wall nearly down. Even dazed and seemingly out of breath the beast (which is 6M-8M long) is still nearly as fast as Freebie, and there may be no choice but to fight
(I will give my skill point to whomever knows what this creature is. Hint: its from a Sci-Fi series)
) The other adventurers ignore his comment. However runedeadthA looks around for the source of the smell, and from the corner of his eye, spots a flash of light. He tracks it down an alleyway were he see's something shift in the darkness."Hey guys, there's something down here!" he said
Freebiewitz immediately rushes down the alleyway in search of treasure, with the phoenix straight behind him. When he realizes there is nothing there he pauses confused, but as the phoenix flys up, his glow illuminates what he thought (for some strange reason) a shadow on the ground. The "Shadow" is startled and rears up, looking like some bastard of a Cobra with a thick (metallic looking) hood covering its terrible face. Freebie glimpses A sight of the face and crys in terror, for elow to beady cold black eyes are hundreds of razor sharp mandibles.
The beast immediatly starts chasing Freebie, knocking the phoenix aside with strength that knocks the wall nearly down. Even dazed and seemingly out of breath the beast (which is 6M-8M long) is still nearly as fast as Freebie, and there may be no choice but to fight
(I will give my skill point to whomever knows what this creature is
. Hint: its from a Sci-Fi series)
OOC:GOOD IDEA!!! I am glad you are being generous with your skillpoint!!! I would like it if you would PM me the answer, just so i can know. But i have to guess, Is it from Doctor Who?
OOC2:Freebie, i wonder, do you play world of warcraft. In world of warcraft there is an ability for the night elf race called Shadowmeld. If you do play, then you should know thats shadowmeld occaasionally---
FAILS!!!!! Your blocking magic disappears, but you need not worry about the creature, it is now in the center of town, deswtroying homes! you seee what looks to be a weak point that your dagger would easily fit into (like a soft area of tissue under the hood-thing)! Then, all of a sudden, the creature tears through a LARGE building, and Freebie, with his enhanced loot hearing, Realizes that this is the sound of several pieces of 24 karat gold clinking together and then hitting a dirt road, wait....there is a large diamond broach as well!
Just then, the creatures tail swings very close to the loot, and is about to make it fly into the next country, and the creature grabs runedeadth in one hand and the cute baby phoenix in the other!!! with the hand that is holdin rune, he sweeps toward Debatra, and knocks him unconcious! YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE FREEBIE!!!WILL IT BE THE AMAZINGLY VALUABLE LOOT? OR WILL YOU CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS?
OOC2:Freebie, i wonder, do you play world of warcraft. In world of warcraft there is an ability for the night elf race called Shadowmeld. If you do play, then you should know thats shadowmeld occaasionally---
FAILS!!!!! Your blocking magic disappears, but you need not worry about the creature, it is now in the center of town, deswtroying homes! you seee what looks to be a weak point that your dagger would easily fit into (like a soft area of tissue under the hood-thing)! Then, all of a sudden, the creature tears through a LARGE building, and Freebie, with his enhanced loot hearing, Realizes that this is the sound of several pieces of 24 karat gold clinking together and then hitting a dirt road, wait....there is a large diamond broach as well!
Just then, the creatures tail swings very close to the loot, and is about to make it fly into the next country, and the creature grabs runedeadth in one hand and the cute baby phoenix in the other!!! with the hand that is holdin rune, he sweeps toward Debatra, and knocks him unconcious! YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE FREEBIE!!!WILL IT BE THE AMAZINGLY VALUABLE LOOT? OR WILL YOU CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS?
Panicing freebiewitz isn't sure what to do .Then he has an idea. If he rescues his friends then together they might be able to defeat the monster and THEN loot its giant valuble corpse.... and then money and diamond.
Freebiewitz runs towards the monster (scooping anything valuble up as he does so) and stabs it in its weak spot.
Freebiewitz runs towards the monster (scooping anything valuble up as he does so) and stabs it in its weak spot.
The monster writhes in pain, flinging the precious items not into the next country, but into an alterante reality!!!!
SOMEWHERE COMEPLETELY DIFFERENT:
Dwarf:I dont know what happened! The jewels just flew in through the window and killed her!
King: And im the king of Stormwind city!!!
Dwarf: But....you are...?
King: TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!!!!
Dwarf: OH NO!
Dwarf's children: OH NO!!!
Dwarfs wife: OH NO!!!
Then the kool-aid man bursts through the wall!!!!!!!
Kools: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
(awkward silence, then the kool-aid man carefully sneaks out through the hole)
BACK:
The Phoenix: Well then, I guess i should have warned you that you stabbed the egg sac, right?
Freebie: WHAT???
The Phoenix: Im just kidding you! You stabbed its (HUGE HINT TO THE CREATURE) Dissection nerve!
(they look to see the creature's mandibles slowly dissecting a rabbit that strayed too close)
Runedeath: That might come in handy for later examination! (he lops off the area with the nerve to use as a dissection kit later)
The Phoenix: You got the dissection head!!!!!!!
Rune: REALLY???YOU HAD TO GO THERE???
The Phoenix: DONT MAKE ME SMITE YOU!!!
OOC: If you can guess the movie reference you get a shiny new skill point (shinyness does not effect value of skill point)
SOMEWHERE COMEPLETELY DIFFERENT:
Dwarf:I dont know what happened! The jewels just flew in through the window and killed her!
King: And im the king of Stormwind city!!!
Dwarf: But....you are...?
King: TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!!!!
Dwarf: OH NO!
Dwarf's children: OH NO!!!
Dwarfs wife: OH NO!!!
Then the kool-aid man bursts through the wall!!!!!!!
Kools: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
(awkward silence, then the kool-aid man carefully sneaks out through the hole)
BACK:
The Phoenix: Well then, I guess i should have warned you that you stabbed the egg sac, right?
Freebie: WHAT???
The Phoenix: Im just kidding you! You stabbed its (HUGE HINT TO THE CREATURE) Dissection nerve!
(they look to see the creature's mandibles slowly dissecting a rabbit that strayed too close)
Runedeath: That might come in handy for later examination! (he lops off the area with the nerve to use as a dissection kit later)
The Phoenix: You got the dissection head!!!!!!!
Rune: REALLY???YOU HAD TO GO THERE???
The Phoenix: DONT MAKE ME SMITE YOU!!!
OOC: If you can guess the movie reference you get a shiny new skill point (shinyness does not effect value of skill point)
OOC: It is spelled fetal. This is like Fetus, the word it derived from.
IC: Yes Magic Missile is like a mental blast.
The head ceases dissecting the rabbit, and you can see that there are several organs missing, seemingly eaten!
Rune: Hmmm...I will have to find a way to make this thing not try to eat the parts!
The adventurers continue therir trek through the area. Then they realize they forgot something!!!! They run back to where debatra was, and find him still passes out, exept now there are bugs swarming him. When they look closer, they see that he is enveloped in flames, like a giant bug zapper!
Freebiewitz:*poorly hidden giggle* Maybe we should get those bugs away from him!
IC: Yes Magic Missile is like a mental blast.
The head ceases dissecting the rabbit, and you can see that there are several organs missing, seemingly eaten!
Rune: Hmmm...I will have to find a way to make this thing not try to eat the parts!
The adventurers continue therir trek through the area. Then they realize they forgot something!!!! They run back to where debatra was, and find him still passes out, exept now there are bugs swarming him. When they look closer, they see that he is enveloped in flames, like a giant bug zapper!
Freebiewitz:*poorly hidden giggle* Maybe we should get those bugs away from him!
"Finnaly someone thats on fire thats not me." Then I remeber the lost loot.
*Fetal position, sucks thumb.*
"Oh god my loot...."
*Fetal position, sucks thumb.*
"Oh god my loot...."
We should keep him hung up, we could do with a bug-zapper... Anyway
I give freebie a coin to make him feel better.
I give freebie a coin to make him feel better.