The Epic Quest
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Sadly i think so.
I guess the others fell into a pit. Full of alligators. And people whorefuse to stop making "What games should Yahtzee review?" posts. And phoenix fire.
OH NOEZ!!!! YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL!!! OH NOEZ!!! WAIT!!! UNDO THAT OR WE WILL ALL...wait no its ok.
I guess the others fell into a pit. Full of alligators. And people whorefuse to stop making "What games should Yahtzee review?" posts. And phoenix fire.
OH NOEZ!!!! YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL!!! OH NOEZ!!! WAIT!!! UNDO THAT OR WE WILL ALL...wait no its ok.
Don't worry I broke the fourth wall a long time ago when I stole the wallet of the guy controlling me. *Counts money*
Ok from now on we are going to be serious.
You travel toward the glow and finally reach the cave. In the cave you find a large lake with a small jetty. The jetty hes a small rowboat with 4 oars. You climb into the boat and begin to row across toward the glow. Suddenly a large beaver-like thing (Think furry, but it has a tail covered in spikes, spear sticking out of it, and fangs, with horns and a spiky ridge on its back.)
THERE IS NO LOOTING FROM NOW ON UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN LOOT SOMETHING. I THEN TELL YOU WHAT YOU FIND.
You travel toward the glow and finally reach the cave. In the cave you find a large lake with a small jetty. The jetty hes a small rowboat with 4 oars. You climb into the boat and begin to row across toward the glow. Suddenly a large beaver-like thing (Think furry, but it has a tail covered in spikes, spear sticking out of it, and fangs, with horns and a spiky ridge on its back.)
THERE IS NO LOOTING FROM NOW ON UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN LOOT SOMETHING. I THEN TELL YOU WHAT YOU FIND.
The beaver chews the oar up. right as it gets past the wide part and starts on the pole, the phoenix bolt hits it, but does nothing. A stray spark hits the water and electrifies it, harming the beaver slightly. The beaver drops the now sharp pointed piece of oar, a perfect dagger for Freebie! It has a chance to leave splinters that do damage over time to the enemy!
Debatra, i assume, now knows what to do.
Debatra, i assume, now knows what to do.
I have to admit: the first thing that came to my mind when you said I know what to do was "Set freebie on fire, which will also set the dagger on fire for extra damage, or vice verse".
Debatra casts another Phoenix Bolt at the water.
The beaver takes massive damage, and the water is electrified. Hold out one more turn and it is dead! Then the beaver starts chittering and a horde of Lachrymose Leeches (Skill point if oyu guess the reference) Start attacking the boat.Debatra quickly checks all of the heroes for bannana peels (HINT) And when he finds none, turns to fight the enemy (They are immune to the lightning)
Wow congrats to Debatra. If you want, you can give that skill point to a pal to help them along, seeing as with you around they might not get any...
On of the 100000 leeches is killed instantly, another jumps and almost takes a chunk out of your dagger. Then, all of a sudden, a boat comes out of the mist, from the direction of the glow. Then you see a young man with brown hair and eyes covered by sunglasses come up to the deck.
??:Hello hello hello children...
Debatra:Really? You went there?
??: Sorry couldnt resist, want on?
DUH
On the boat they talk with the man, as they sail toward the island.
Here is their conversation.
You guys:So what powers this boat?
??:Never you mind.What are your names?
(Names are stated)
Debatra: So what is your name?
??: I would say never you mind, but if i am right, your reponse would be.."I do mind, what is it?" So for your purposes, my name will be...Buck (Not a reference.)
Debatra: Buck eh? Ok.
Runedeath:What is there to do on this boat?
Buck:I have a game show machine...
IIIIITTTSSSS BUCKWILD!!!!! THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHINGS MADE UP BUT THE POINTS DO MATTER!!!!!
You will be given points based on performance! The winner gets a shiny NEW JOB!!! DEBATRA YOU ARE STILL ELIGIBLE!(Exited aint ya?)
The first performance is...A TALENT CONTEST!
You will be given an item that you will then have to use your skills to get out of a sticky situation. You may use any abilities exept for looting the challenge!
HERE ARE YOUR ITEMS!
Debatra: A Can and a rope (can is unopened and full of water...from the lake IE not special)
Runedeath: A board and a chinchilla
Freebiewitz: Molasses and a golden spoon (NO LOOTING IT OR YOU DIE)
NOW WITNESS MY POWER!!!!!
Freebie: These Are just VR suits...
Buck:Yeh put em on though, thats when you get the things and see the challenge.
OH
(The suits are put on)
The heroes see a large room, with a chasm in the middle. There is a ceiling fan spinning at a sluggish pace overhead, it has several tightly close blades, that are dulled at the ends, so they cannot kill. At the bottom of the chasm is a carrot shaped rock. On its side. No danger there.Then the adventures see another series of rocks, these so shar that there is a very tiny black hole on the tip of each one(they tear a hole in spacetime)The items appear in your hands. You must now get to the other side. On the other side is a glow, similar to your final goal. Now get to them, you can assist each other. But you can not both share the end goal. If you are going to help each other you have to agree. Diabolical back stabbings have to go in a different post, no huge posts explaining how you stole their trust, then killed them. VR killing do not count in RGL(Real game life thing you get the point) And you have infinite lives. START!
On of the 100000 leeches is killed instantly, another jumps and almost takes a chunk out of your dagger. Then, all of a sudden, a boat comes out of the mist, from the direction of the glow. Then you see a young man with brown hair and eyes covered by sunglasses come up to the deck.
??:Hello hello hello children...
Debatra:Really? You went there?
??: Sorry couldnt resist, want on?
DUH
On the boat they talk with the man, as they sail toward the island.
Here is their conversation.
You guys:So what powers this boat?
??:Never you mind.What are your names?
(Names are stated)
Debatra: So what is your name?
??: I would say never you mind, but if i am right, your reponse would be.."I do mind, what is it?" So for your purposes, my name will be...Buck (Not a reference.)
Debatra: Buck eh? Ok.
Runedeath:What is there to do on this boat?
Buck:I have a game show machine...
IIIIITTTSSSS BUCKWILD!!!!! THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHINGS MADE UP BUT THE POINTS DO MATTER!!!!!
You will be given points based on performance! The winner gets a shiny NEW JOB!!! DEBATRA YOU ARE STILL ELIGIBLE!(Exited aint ya?)
The first performance is...A TALENT CONTEST!
You will be given an item that you will then have to use your skills to get out of a sticky situation. You may use any abilities exept for looting the challenge!
HERE ARE YOUR ITEMS!
Debatra: A Can and a rope (can is unopened and full of water...from the lake IE not special)
Runedeath: A board and a chinchilla
Freebiewitz: Molasses and a golden spoon (NO LOOTING IT OR YOU DIE)
NOW WITNESS MY POWER!!!!!
Freebie: These Are just VR suits...
Buck:Yeh put em on though, thats when you get the things and see the challenge.
OH
(The suits are put on)
The heroes see a large room, with a chasm in the middle. There is a ceiling fan spinning at a sluggish pace overhead, it has several tightly close blades, that are dulled at the ends, so they cannot kill. At the bottom of the chasm is a carrot shaped rock. On its side. No danger there.Then the adventures see another series of rocks, these so shar that there is a very tiny black hole on the tip of each one(they tear a hole in spacetime)The items appear in your hands. You must now get to the other side. On the other side is a glow, similar to your final goal. Now get to them, you can assist each other. But you can not both share the end goal. If you are going to help each other you have to agree. Diabolical back stabbings have to go in a different post, no huge posts explaining how you stole their trust, then killed them. VR killing do not count in RGL(Real game life thing you get the point) And you have infinite lives. START!
I attempt to summon a Phoenix strong enough to carry us all across.
Also, for what it's worth...
IIIIITTTSSSS BUCKWILD!!!!! THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHINGS MADE UP BUT THE POINTS DO MATTER!!!!!
"Whose Line is it Anyway" reference. Only the points don't matter in Whose Line. Yes, the points are like death in this VR segment. It just doesn't matter.
Also, for what it's worth...
IIIIITTTSSSS BUCKWILD!!!!! THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHINGS MADE UP BUT THE POINTS DO MATTER!!!!!
"Whose Line is it Anyway" reference. Only the points don't matter in Whose Line. Yes, the points are like death in this VR segment. It just doesn't matter.