"Well..." says Debatra, "I found this warm bottle of scotch, but i wanted a cold drink, so I infused it with ice, I found a whole pack of them, want a cold alcoholic beverage, my treat?"
Everyone agrees and takes one. Just as freebiewitz is about to take one, debatra slaps his hand away and says, "NO! We need our path finder to be as un-drunk as possible, and I barely think you could handle this!"
Then Freebiewitz uses his amazing sneak skills to steal a bottle and then chuggs it down!
*in a drunken tone*"Schee gueys, Ie can handellel thichs!"
"Dude, you cant even talk right!" says debatra.
"OH NOW YOURSCH GUNNEA GIT IT!"
"He has been blinded by the drink!",says the oinous voice of the firebird,"then takehim to a medical tent to be..."
*CLONKS are heard*
You then see that our staff wielding magic types have both knocked him over the head, rendering him officialy KO'D!
"Well there went that awesome battle!"
BUT NOW YOU ARE HALFWAY BETWEEN TWO TOWNS IN THE WILD GRASSLANDS! YOU NEED TO DECIDE WHERE TO GO BY RPing YOUR VOTES!(exept for you freebie witz,unless you can talk while KO'D...?"