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Debatra

Kaedanis Pyran
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BlackPhoenix0928 said:
Debatra...HERE IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION!(this is not said angrily, but EPICLY)

As our adventurers are pondering where their comrade had stowed their gear, Freebiewitz joins their questioning.

"Where could he have gone" asked maddawg.
"I do not know" responded freebiewitz.
"FREEBIEWITZ" shouts Casius!
"Look, before you get mad I need you to do something for me..."
"WHAT"
"Tell me...If you could have any item...RIGHT NOW...What would it be?"

How will you answer this deep question?
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(Sarcastically, not to be used in-game)Control of my character back.

(In-game responce)"A magical, self-updating book that contains everything in the universe; separating fact from myth, as well as fictional pieces." Debatra says.

[OOC]Sorry, but I might not be on for a while. This has nothing to do with the above conversation and is beyond my control.
 
runedeadthA

runedeadthA

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runedeadthA ponders this question deeply, however on discovering his thirst he inadvertently says:

"boy, I could do with a nice cold drink right about now"
Followed by the word:
"Crap"

While the others pondered there answers he wanders off in search of talismans to hang on his staff and thus make it more magical.
 
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(In a epic movie type voice)
This is tale of woe, of action, of unsurpassed bravery!, of passionate love and crushing betrayel but most importantly....LOOT!

....Yeah I want a book about loot...... specifically a catalouge.
 
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Freebie then chants over his stone he found, repeating the words "maen I aem suatch ae gude theife".

All of a sudden, a light appears huge on the horizon!

All but freebie stare at him dumbfounded!

"Yeah...I was...PRACTICING...my theft skills on you guys, and when I said "man I am such a good theif" it gave me this mental message...it sounded like that giant peacock!"

"I'M A PHOENIX! And yes, He has solved the riddle of the Stone of Giving for you! Since he offered to share in his good fortune, you may all have the items you requested!"
AWESOME!
"But first you must traverse the pits of Arrancori!"
WHAT!?!?
"Good luck...AND FOLLOW THE GLOW!"

"what'd I miss?" asked a returning runedeadth, looking a little...firey...!"

DUDE YOU ARE ON FIRE!

"yeah,"replied rune,"This here talisman kinda makes me look this way"

"Where did you find that? And what does it do?"

"A.In a burned down tree stump...B.I have no...!"

As he speaks, runes staff points directly at the glow, stays like that for 30 seconds, and then goes back to normal.

"WHAT THE!?!?"
 
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Debatra

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"So... can we have our stuff back?" Debatra asks freebiewitz. "I'd perfer to get to the glow as soon as possible."
 
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With that, RunedeadthA nobly marched forward, flaming hat pointing the way!
(waits for phoenix to announce the inevitable trap and/or monster thats going to ambush him (genre convention says so) )
 
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Our heros continue on to the tower. All of a sudden, Turreted Casius dashes to the front of the group and turns to them. He laughs maniacly as he states his plot.

I heard what the phoenix said! He said that our items are waiting for us at the pits! Well now they are MY items! After you die from the arbitrarily hidden traps i planted, I shall take them all. But first to deal with you Debatra!

As Cassius draws his bow he shouts, "THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE PRICK OVER THERE! NOBODY INTERFERE!"

He then shoots an arrow straight at Debatra!

(Yes this is my way of removing Cassius. He will be missed! He simply has no time for our RPG. He asked me to remove and replace him. Debatra, I trust you to decide how this is done. I want to see your skills!
 
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maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg (since no one seems to be useing the name i came up with) ran past Cassius as fast as he could for he knew that Pheonix would cheat him and give him crappy items.So he wanted everyone elses.
 
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maddawg IAJI said:
Maddawg (since no one seems to be useing the name i came up with) ran past Cassius as fast as he could for he knew that Pheonix would cheat him and give him crappy items.So he wanted everyone elses.
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ITS phOEnix!

GET IT RIGHT!

As maddawg dashes away, a huge glass box closes around him. the box is soundproof, and then it happens.


The giant army ants begin to single file into the box. Maddawg finds a hanging set of bars and begins hanging from them. he looks like this...


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The dots are the ants, and the frown is him!

Then a chainsaw falls on a rope from the ceiling, and shackles wrap all around his...guy stuff... {:(

The chainsaw has a note asking if he is willing to sacrifice such a huge part of his ife...for his whole life!


What will he do while Debatra Pwns Turreted Casius?
 
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