The Epic Quest

[BlackPhoenix0928]

ZOMG YOU FOUND A NEW ITEM!

Casius was holding out on you. The item is a mysterious charm. After a thourogh (no idea how to spell that!) inspection, he realizes that it is a sacred charm that will allow him to make combos of elements or simply double the amount of energy in his blade!

 

[freebiewitz]

I hack the whale apart to get more blubber. Using the blubber I coat myself in it and slide into its mouth to loot the organs.

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

You find...A TRAP!

The whale had swallowed a few too many saw movies and now you have to watch them all back to back without pissing yourself or you will...have to...i don't know just don't piss youself!

 

[Debatra]

ZOMG YOU FOUND A NEW ITEM!

Casius was holding out on you. The item is a mysterious charm. After a thourogh (no idea how to spell that!) inspection, he realizes that it is a sacred charm that will allow him to make combos of elements or simply double the amount of energy in his blade!

Three things:

1. "thorough"

2. I'm guessing the Charm is of the "constant-effect-on-equip" variety.

3. Could I use both functions at the same time?(infuse blade with double energy of two elements)

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

no just one or another

 

[frank220]

OMG BANDIT ATTACK, wat d0 yu doooo? :O

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I kill frank (Gears of war stye) "What? I thought he was a bandit."

 

[freebiewitz]

I go backwards

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

You are covered in blubber, you can't!

Unless a teammate saves you!

Here comes the part where the guys head gets...

As i speak the nail mask closes on a guys head and blood splatters on the screen!

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

I kill frank (Gears of war stye) "What? I thought he was a bandit."

I reported him.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I cut a hole in the whale to help Freebie escape.

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

Awwwww...O.k.

But the saw sounds made him piss his pants anyway!

 

[freebiewitz]

I steal new pants.

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

from...?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Where did my pants go?!?!?!?!?

 

[freebiewitz]

thats who :3

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

"Well actually" says freebie

"Oh look! Here are some brand new armored pants!" says maddawg.

"YOU'RE WELCOME!" says the phoenix ominously.

As he says it our adventurers look around in bewildered confusion.

 

[runedeadthA]

Realizing the potential of all these ingredients, runedeadthA pulls out his handy dandy Apothecary kit (once again courtesy of genre conventions) and gets to work analyzing the which ingredient will make the talisman. He tries (assortedly) Human Bone, Snot, Urine (he you never know), Dirt, Rocks, Maddawgs left shoe, crushed diamond and a potato. He then leaves the mixtures to see what happens.

 

[freebiewitz]

Wait I dont remeber stealing common sense from us? Or did I?

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

Suddenly all of the pots begin to glow eerily then all but the pot with the human bone EXPLODES! Then the human bone pot stops glowing too.

"Hmmm... well tha...!"
Begins runedeath before the bone pot dientegrates, and in its place is a sea blue bone, glowing brightly in the sun.

As rune puts the talisman into a notch in his staff, he is overwhelmed by the smell of the worlds last clean sea. He looks North, knowing that the glow is not the only thing they will have awaiting them at their destination, but a new creature. Friend or foe however, must be decided by fate.



(I'm playing as fate too!)