That was the last one. He only has two balls(or did he?)(ok he did!)
The lightning infused missile flys with expert aim straight at the journalist's notes. It explodes, causing a violent thunderstorm to break out in the middle east!(hahaha...that is based off my own little inside joke[whatever a journalist writes will happen][its a kind of version of Murphy's law.]) The journalist looks at his notes, screams, and...
Freebiewitz: DID HE JUST...
Runedeadth:I think he did...
The Phoenix: Yes he did.
the camera pans to reveal that the journalist crapped an peed himself
Journalist: OH NO! MY ACCOUNTABILITY! ITS MELTING! NOW I HAVE TO FIND A JOB WITH THE..............NATIONAL INQUIRER!(horses explode, girls scream, forests burn, the t.v. in everyhome in america turns to teletubbies!)
Random American: HEY!