The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak leaned on the side of the tank. "Fortunat'ly, I didn'." The main gun's barrel fell off as he strode forward, one hand pulling a cigarette out of his pocket and lighting it as the other swung Wyrmbane's blunt edge up to rest on his shoulder.

The Arbiter stared in disbelief as his Scarab tank fell to pieces. "NO! You...you will pay...that was a gift from my grandma! Asshole..."

Ragnorak looked over his shoulder at Arby. "Do somethin' 'bout it den, ya pansy! Ice Make: Fallen Angel." a blizzard sprang up around Rag as he stopped and turned. It quickly solidified into a pair of (seemingly) feathered wings on his back that glistened in the sun. He now had wings of ice. "Got somethin' to say?" Rag said around his cigarette. "'Cause I ain' takin' no bull from a puppy." He flicked the ash off his cigarette and put it back in his mouth. Wyrmbane had not yet left his shoulder.

The Arbiter got a look. It was...well actually, I can't really explain it, but it seemed almost like fear, awe and anger mixed into one. "You dare compare me to canines? Fool! I will destroy you!" His energy sword sprang to his hand, the blade glowing brightly despite the sunlight.

Arby flipped over the rubble of the Scarab, locking swords with Rag as Wyrmbane moved to block. The dog-like alien growled in his face and pushed him back. "Your sword should be cut! What metal is this..."

"Th' kin' tha' slays dragons. Le's dance, Fido." Rag grinned in the Arbiter's face and spread his wings, a blast of cold air going out from them. He pushed down with them once, creating a strong downdraft that forced the Arbiter away, letting Rag charge him and bring the heft of the tip of the blade into play, it being thicker and heavier than the rest of the blade. Sparks flew as the swords met. The Arbiter was forced onto the defensive as Rag showed off his 300 years of sword training, Wyrmbane traversing deadly arcs in the air. The Arbiter was clearly outmatched in swordplay.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Meanwhile, Back in the real world...

Panic spreads across the school as the boy made his emotion-filled massacre. Students were asked to stay in their classrooms, but Phil knew something was wrong, so he snuck out of his first period class to see what the commotion was about.

He tiptoed quietly around the halls, in hopes to avoid detection. He makes it to the lunchroom where he finds the boy killing a girl. A cheerleader to be exact. Phil eyes widen in terror as he finds out who this boy is.

"Lloyd?!" he says, surprised.

"Phil? You're alive?!" Lloyd says, equally astounded.

"I get in a coma, and you go all homicidal on the school?!"

"You don't understand! once you were gone, the jocks knew i would've been vulnerable! Without you, i would've been an easy target for their torment!"

"Lloyd, you gotta stop this!" Phil pleaded

"I can't, Phil. I'm in too deep. I've already killed Wachowski and his cronies".

Around this time cops start to enter the school, searching for Lloyd. One of them find the lunchroom, and stays low so he won't be found. Lloyd steps closer to Phil.

"I don't wanna kill you Phil. You were like a brother to me. But i need to know: Are you with me? Or against me?" Lloyd says, putting a gun to Phil's chest.

Before Phil could answer, the cop springs from behind cover. This startles Lloyd, which accidentally makes him pull the trigger. A bullet goes straight through Phil. He grabs his chest. It is warm and wet with his blood. As he falls, his once-best friend watches in terror. Lloyd kneels, eyes welling up with tears, as he holds Phil in his arms.

"No! you can't die!" Lloyd says sobbing

Phil tries to get a word out, but ends up coughing up blood. Then, he slumps, dead. Lloyd begins bawling at the loss of his friend. With one bullet left in his clip, he puts it to his head, and presses the trigger. BANG. He falls down lifelessly, next to Phil. The cop walks from behind his cover, then puts his radio to his mouth.

"I'm gonna need two body bags. The killer has been immobilized, but took a life before he ended his." the cop said

As he gotten closer to the bodies, he noticed phil. He got back on the radio.

"One of the deceased, was the boy from that bus wreck last month. He didn't even last a week." the cop says, closing Phil's eyes.

Spoiler: Phil's dead

Again!

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm stared it him, "What... THE.. Fuck.. Is with you.. And slapping people with your dick..."...? He watched the Arbiter fly and fall.. He walked over to him.. "Hey, You okay.."..?
He said before he smashed Arby in the face with his foot, "How do you like that"?!

Arby stood up holding his face.. Thing.. "Wort.. Should have not done that.. Scum.."! Arby began to slash at Grimm with his Energy sword, Grimm could barely dodge it.. Till' he began to use his legs.. "Arbiter.. You cant beat me.."! He said before kicking arby in the gut, "You finally got my adrenaline rushing.."!

Arby then swift kicked Grimm in the side breaking some bones and causing him to spit up blood, "Gr..".. Grimm then used his final attack and blew arby 50 feet into the ground...

Half-Hour later~
"DAMN CAT THING"!! The Arby yelled crawling out of the hole, Somehow resembling Hello Kitty.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Link. Dude relax. This guy is pathetic. Me and Saren use to give him swrilies in the School bathroom." Said Maddawg.

"YOU GUYS WERE JERKS!"

"Shut up Shirley!"

"MY NAME'S NOT SHIRLEY!"

"He does look like a Shirley" said Splazor looking at the Arbiter's face.

"Okay I got an idea. Who ever thinks we should sell him to Area 51 and make a quick buck out of it RAISE YOUR HANDS!" Said Maddawg

Every member of the group raised there hands with the exceptions of Ram and Splazor.
"And if you don't have hands raise your paws!"

*Splazor raises his hands*

"*Sigh* Or your Hooves."

"Finnally!" Said Ram lifting his left hoove up.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Spoiler: DAMN IT MADDAWG!!!!

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I'M NOT A MONKEY ANYMORE!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT DAMN IT!!!!! *head asplodes*

/overreaction LOL

Seriously though, I'm not a monkey anymore. So there's that.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: DAMN IT MADDAWG!!!!

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I'M NOT A MONKEY ANYMORE!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT DAMN IT!!!!! *head asplodes*

/overreaction LOL

Seriously though, I'm not a monkey anymore. So there's that.

Spoiler: Sorry

I forgot. It's just an old habit. It's fixed now.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak twirled his falchion and drew another cigarette, lighting it nonchalantly. He took a deep draw and blew the smoke back out. "Well den, why ain't ya kickin' 'is ass?" he asked of the over-sexed superhero.

"I...don't know. Pardon me while I beat him like my junk." Orgazmo turned to the be-armored man and leaped at him, hip-thrusting madly. Ragnorak took another draw on his cigarette, pinched it out, put it behind his ear and sat down, tipping his fedora forward over his eyes, laying Wyrmbane on his lap, falling asleep.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Rag landed on his ass, his fedora landing on an outstretched tree branch, Wyrmbane still in his hand. It was a wonder Orgazmo hadn't been impaled on it. "Ho'kay, bud, ya jus' made i' puhsunal. Ya goin' down." Retrieving his hat, he put the blunt edge of the falchion on his shoulder. "Ice Make: Frozen Redemption," he said, extending his index and middle fingers on his left hand (the one not holding Wyrmbane) out and twitching them straight up.

A pillar of ice smacked Michael in the chin as it came out of the ground at twenty miles an hour.

Rag stabbed his fingers forward.

A pole of ice came out of the pillar and caught the armored man in the stomach at fifteen miles an hour.

"Ice Make: Blossom," said Rag, forming a fist and then opening it quickly.

Michael, still in mid-flight, was encased in a flower of ice which then shattered outwards and inwards at the same time, dropping him to the ground with spikes of ice in the chinks of his armor. Blood leaked out and pooled on the grass as he groaned.

"'Ave fun, bud. I nee' a nap." said Rag to Orgazmo as he laid back down and put his fedora back over his eyes, forming a cage of ice around himself, one nearly impossible to shatter, saying "Ice Make: Vines" while interlacing his fingers after sheathing Wyrmbane. He went back to sleep.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Spoiler: I already yelled at 'Dawg, Multi...

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Allow me to reiterate my character:
I!
AM!
NOT!
A!
NINJA!
OR!
A!
MONKEY!

I!
AM!
A!
DRAGON!
HUNTER!
AND!
FALLEN!
ANGEL! (as shall be revealed below)
Gawd, it's not that difficult. Try reading the goddamn posts.

Unfortunately for the mini-Mickey's, Ragnorak wasn't human. He was technically a fallen angel. Thus, not only was his regenerative factor far, far higher than most humans, he also had an immune system that would learn from every invasion and attack. So...
*FIFTEEN SECONDS OF PAIN LATER*
"'Ey, why's ev'rybo'y layin' about? Yeesh, I take a fif'een se'ond nap an' 'is place goes to 'Ell in a 'andbasket!" The mini-Michaels found themselves facing brain cells in MJOLNIR armor now. One of the cells ran to the forebrain and told it something was up.

"Cleanse," said Rag. A soft blue light shone from within him and the mini-Michaels died of overexposure to gamma radiation. The cells quickly regenerated their defense and swept up the bodies.

Meanwhile, outside, Rag pointed at Orgazmo and said "Cleanse" again. The same soft blue light washed the Viagra out of his body, reducing his wang back to it's (admittedly still large) normal size. Then Rag grabbed all the heroes and villains, who had ganged up to try to stop him from killing Maddawg and had slowed him down enough that his immune system had kicked in. They were all seriously injured though. he piled them all up roughly and said "Curaja," healing them all fully. As they awoke, they saw Rag standing in front of them, a green light fading from his hand and just the hint of fading feathered wings on his back.

Spoiler: Seriously...

If someone calls me a ninja or a monkey again in this RP, I will dropkick them to the moon via their groin. Yeesh.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Uh... Rag?

Can you be a little less finger snappish?

"WHAT!?" yelled Master Kitty staring at Rag, "He is a monkey, ninja and an angel?! Talk about a triple threat!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

Meanwhile, somewhere else...

All seemed lost for Phil. He was at the end of his rope. All that was left for him was his eventual judgment. Would he make it to those pearly gates above, or be damned to the eternal hellfire below? He got his answer.

Suddenly, air fills his lungs. He jerks straight up, gasping and wheezing for vital oxygen. Then he looks around. He's in another hospital.

"Was it just another dream?" he says puzzled

But what Phil is experiencing is better than any dream. Something on his arm catches his attention. It's a bright gold bracelet, and on it is Phil's full name, his date of birth and date of death. He looks around the place. Nothing out of the ordinary, phil just figured it was a regular ol hospital, that is, until he got out of his bed. To Phil's amazement, he was hovering above the ground, as if he was light as a feather. Then a bright being appears behind him. The entity was so bright that covering your eyes wouldn't shield them from the light.

"Don't worry son, it'll take getting used to." the being said

"Who are you? what is this place?" Phil said, trying to not look directly at the light before him.

The being chuckles heartily, before patting Phil's shoulder.

"Isn't it obvious? I am GOD. And you are in heaven. The place of eternal resting. And you are Philip James Howard, right?"

"Yes sir"

"Well, i'm sorry Phil, but i can't put your soul to rest as of yet. I need you to do something for me..."

Spoiler: Well, Phil's in a better place

But not for long! *wink, wink* *hint, hint* *nudge, nudge*