The Dragon roared greatly and a beam of blue starlight roasted some nazis that attempted to charge him. He darted his eyes back forward and brought his attention to the ram that stood in front of all the havoc.
"I am not Mr. Big Dragon guy, tiny talking ram. My name is Cosmos. I am a dragon of the stars and I answer only to the Great Time Dragon. As I stated before I am here to punish those guilty of damaging precious space and time. I have already seen the havoc your group of misfits has caused before and I know my judgment but I am inclined to ask.
"UhhhhhhhhhhhI didn't do it?" Ram pleaded.
"Neither did I! I would never do something like that!" Maddawg cried, his chainsaw impaling several Nazis and villagers and a small puppy.
Okay, to my knowledge, everyone is in the same place, the 1770's in america. The heroes are grouped up, but the villains have yet to join up correct? Also, is the auditor really coming back already?
Okay, to my knowledge, everyone is in the same place, the 1770's in america. The heroes are grouped up, but the villains have yet to join up correct? Also, is the auditor really coming back already?
Is NOT coming back. We re-started this RP, which means we start of nice and simple with some good fun. Build up your characters, maybe add something new or unique. We'll just do some adventures, and if you want to do a small little quest or thing, no problem. Just keep it nice and simple.
"We're going to run away from a Dragon of Stars? Briliant. Next we can try to swim away from Jaws, hmm?" Ram said with deep annoyance at D Link.
"SHUT UP GOAT! And why are you so damn calm? You'll be torched too!"
"Yeah, and unlike you, I'm not really that attached to my fleshy body. Wouldn't mind a bit of a vacation, to be honest."
"...great, you a Emo-goat then. Just keep the razors packed till we survive, k?"
Ram is not turning depressive or anything. Just building up his character a bit before I bring his full personality back {if I decide to bring him all back...eh?}
"Wait, are we dodging starfire? Just a bunch of glorified fairy dust!" Orgazmo jeered, stopping and facing one of the shots.
Several seconds of screaming later...
"Nope, looks like regular Uber-Death fire to me." Ram commented.
"Shad-up" Orgazmo muttered, trying to put out the fire in his hair.
Ram looked back to see Cosmos shedding his hill-billy costume. "AHH! Curse these time anomalies! You idiots are causing an influx of them!"
"Note to self: Next time you choose a new reality to live in, go for the one with less idiots" mentally noted Ram. Once he saw the frozen forest and several feet of snow on the ground, he immediately brightened up.
"Ahh, that's more of my style!"
"I thought goats were better with mountains and fields?" Rag asked him.
"Yeah, goats are." Ram simply replied. He then lowered his head and charged the snow bank, driving through it like a mini-snow-plow.
"Well, that's convenient." Rag said, quickly filling into the path Ram created.
Cosmos watched as the rag-tag group jumped into the cover of a snowy forest.
"Grrr. I tire of these games." He said, very frustrated.
"Well you could just give up." Orgazmo called back.
"Don't anger him dammit." D Link argued.
"I don't think he could get madder." Orgazmo shot back.
"You think you can hide in that forest." Cosmos yelled out as he flew up until most of the forest was in his sight. He leaned his head back as far as possible gathering a large quantity of energy.
He roared it all out until it covered the forest entirely but the forest didn't burn. Instead it began to glow brightly and then dull back down.
Cosmos grinned and thought to himself...
Heh heh. The forest is pretty big but that should make this a little easier. I may not have the Time Dragon's power but I can still put up a pretty strong space barrier around this forest. Now when they try to leave my power will just warp them right back around into the now forest. As long as they don't find the fracture section only I can safely pass in and out. Time to weed these people out.
"What was that?" Ram wondered.
"Eh were surrounded by snow it's probably just some gleam from the sun." Rag answered.
"Well, it's been nice hanging with you guys, but I think I'll try a different set of adventurers. Shuse!" Ram said, before rushing into a thicket of trees.
"Heh, what a bunch of WHACK jobs, with emphasize of the whack-to-their head." he mumbled.
"Now maybe I can get back to Valhalla and tell that idiot Thor a piece of my-hanging with you guys, but I think I'll try a different set of adventurers. Shuse!" Ram said, before rushing into a thicket of trees.
...
"Okay, nevermind. Still with you guys." Ram muttered, the space-time distortion dis-heartening him.
Ragnorak drew Wyrmbane and stared into the blade. "Well now. Ain't you a pretty one. Ah well, too bad." Ragnorak walked up to the barrier and swung Wyrmbane, the blade flashing as it cut the dragon magic easily. "Useful, having a weapon tuned to slayin' dragons. Shall we?" Rag stepped out the cut place in the magic and turned to his left...right into Cosmos snoot. "Ummm...Hi! Do I really have to fight you, I mean, you're not pastel so you're probably not evil and I don't want to kill a good dragon so if it's not too much trouble, could you just, I don't know, send us back to our time or something like that that doesn't involve us all dying horribly?" Rag grinned wide, as he was wont, though there was an obvious hint of nervousness in it.
"Hmm very well. I can do little with you having that sword anyway. That was my main job in the first place. Too bad we couldn't have talked to begin with."
"Oh why I believe someone said that already." Ram said, leaning in D Links path.
"Shut it goat." D Link said, not even facing Ram.
Cosmos leaned back gathering the energy he had left and engulfed the heroes in it. It surrounded them with a warm tingling feeling.
"You know this feels pretty-" Orgazmo started.
"SHUT UP!" Ram interrupted.
The starfire warped into a portal which sucked the heroes up and began reversing their mistakes and returning them to time. Cosmos voice echoed in the portal.
"This pardon shall only be granted once. If you disrupt the time-space again it is not I who will be sent. It will be Reckoning. And he is never to be negotiated with..."Cosmos's voice trailed off.
Meanwhile in the Time Dragon's Lair
"You see that. You should have just sent me. I am stronger and would have crushed them." A voice boomed from nowhere.
"No. Cosmos completed his job and even strengthened a technique he had been working on. Although you possess much more power that Cosmos he makes up for it in technique."
"I don't need technique with my power."
"Careful with that attitude. Cosmos with surpass you if you keep that mindset."
"Well what will we do about them now."
"We wait. I shall let Cosmos's faith in them delay judgment for now. As long as they know I am always watching.
Meanwhile, In the Future (or in other words, the present day...)
Phil made it to school, panting.
"Damn, i forgot the school was 2 miles away from my house" he said in between breaths
Luckily for him, he made it in before the first bell, so he wasn't late. He had no time for breakfast, so he just walked to his first class: History.
"Ok, class, open your textbooks to page 247. Today will be learning about Colonial American in 1776." The teacher said.
"We're gonna learn about George Washington and his- Wait a minute, this can't be right..." he said
"What's wrong?" A female student asks.
"It says here that there was Nazis, Robots, Nazi Robots, & Dragons in 1776. Well, that can't be true." the teacher said
Elsewhere in the school...
A Figure dressed in all black walked down the empty halls of the school, holding his pockets tightly. He was trembling with anticipation for what was to come, while his eyes shifted suspiciously in their sockets.
"For too long they made fun of me" the shadowy figure said, anger growing within him.
"For TOO LONG, have they bullied me, and embarrassed me."
"Now, they will pay. They, WILL, ALL, PAY!!"
He walked out to the football field, where the star quarterback and some teammates were doing warm-ups. The jock notices him, and greets him.
"Hey geekwad, what the hell are you doing out here?" the jock asks.
"I'm tired of your shit, Wachowski. And now, you're gonna pay." the boy says.
"Oh yeah, and are you gonna do, fuck nugget?" the jock says, his teammates laughing at his lame insult.
Then, quick as a flash, something shiny comes out of the boy's pocket.
BANG. the shot rings throughout the the campus, and the jock slumps lifelessly, a bullet lodged in his skull. The other two look at their fallen friend, then at the boy, who pulls out another gun. They try to run, but they can't outrun bullets. BANG BANG. Two more shots go off, straight into their backs. The boy reloads the guns and goes back into the school.
"I'm not finished yet" he says solemnly, heading towards the cafeteria.
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