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maddawg IAJI

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Multi-Kill said:
maddawg IAJI said:
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But it DIDNT leave a mark! And this supposed "overrated 80s guy" went back to the grave, to peacefully rest.

Master Kitty came running up behind the grave,

"Damn."

What?

"Jesus, I just had like... triple de-ja-vu! Weird!" Master Kitty and Daye.01 caught up to the group, "Hey, where are you going? Ca we come, we are bored, and that road seems to go on forever!"

Orgazmo shrugged and shoved his hands down his pants.

Another fucking dead Micheal Jackson? Think of something new for the love of god.
I did!!! The entire quest revolves around the people in the group losing their virginities! (except for Orazmo though. He lost his when he was 13, the lucky bastard. Also, although I've talked about putting in an undead Micheal Jackson, when have I ever done so?
After Mickey where all the villans used Micheal Jackson and Ghostbusters and Grim got turned into a Wretch and Sho got metal Kidneys...And I'm getting ahead of myself. The point is that Micheal had been done already. There are plenty of other people that we can make fun of.

Also we've already been over this in the group. You wanna start a plot you need to talk to me and Ram first. We will read it over and approve it if it is okay.
That probabley took place during those three months I was gone. Also, since when did I have to get on my knees and beg like a whore if making a certain plot was okay, and since when were you included in the list of people I had to beg!?
Since yesterday night. Remeber? Ram made a post telling us that stories needed to be ran through him first. He made me Co-Gm and will proably make one more as well. Right now my vote is going to Rag, Xandus or P money. Look if you wanna keep arguing about it then please talk in th group. I don't like seeing the thread flooded with qoutes and spoilers.
 

The_Chief

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"I SAY!!!!WE WHORE HIM OUT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHICKS WOULD PAY TO TOUCH TUPACS DANGLE?!?!?!!?" Lazor said, jumping up and down.

"We could also whore mine out, for mine have MYSTICAL POWERS!!!" Orgazmo said, hip thursting while his crotch was glowing a bright light.

"But still, i hate tupac"

DO I SMELL A PLOT TWIST?!? I THINK I DO!
 

RagnorakTres

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Ragnorak rolled his eyes at Alucard and Orgazmo's antics. He just walked through the graveyard, which was surprisingly small for being so creepy, and he only had to cut one zombie in half to do it! He sat down under a tree, waiting for the rest of them.
 

Pm0n3y

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Meanwhile...

After a quick checkup from a doctor, Phil signed his papers and was released from the hospital.

Monday Morning, 5 AM. Phil's Alarm clock jerks him out of a sound sleep. He checks his surroundings. Instead of being in some grassy field, he's in bed, in his house, mother still sleep in her room. He sighs disappointingly, knowing that the adventures he experienced were only a coma-induced dream.

As he began his morning rituals, he tried to see if he could conjure some of The Fallen's power. With no such luck, he goes down to the kitchen, and grabs a bowl of cereal, while turning on the TV. The morning news greets him. It's talking about the crash Phil's bus was in, also stating how he was the only survivor. While grief stricken at the announcement of the memorial of the crash, he was slightly filled with gratefulness, knowing that it wasn't yet his time to go.

7:35 came quicker than usual, a time when his bus would come, but not today.

"Well, time waits for no one, not even a kid whose been in a coma for more than a month." he said to himself.

He turned on his Ipod, grabbed his bookbag, and started his trek towards school.

He may not have knew this, but there was a reason why he wasn't to die in that wreck. Not yet, at least. His destiny has not been fulfilled. But today will be his day of reckoning.
 

The_Chief

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While everyone was bickering over who to whore out, Rag went over by a tree, and Lazor slipped away to make a call....

*ring ring ring*
"What ju want?!? i be in meedle of sale!"

"i need you to come to the graveyard im at. there will be something in it for you"

"ahh...i see...i be dar in tin, mok sur you have ze stuf."

Lazor walked over to everyone else, and made a flashbang type kinda thing, and silenced everyone.

"i say we wait for further plot development."
 

Ramthundar

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"Woooow. Guess I should of been a wee bit more specific when I asked for an adventure..." Ram muttered, trying to un-remember the various graphic scenes.
"Let's just get to this valley thing already." Ram said, going through the grave-yard with little hesitation.
"Yes! For the pilgrimage must continue to save my poor goat friend from a life of VIRGINI-"
"Oh will you stop that already! It's just sex, yah know."

Orgazmo froze, his mouth almost hitting the ground (and I'm sure it could, lord knows what has had to fit in there*...). "What do you mean, just sex? It's SEX!"
"Yeah, two flabs of flesh hitting each other to pass on their genes. Whoopedy whoop."
"But aren't you rams supposedly at it, like, ALL the time?"
"Noooo, I think you mean Rabbits. And even if I was a cute little sex-machine..." Ram began, but then turned away with a dark look. "Let's say that I've had a long time to really see how life works." he finished, a slight charge of electricity in the air.

".....Okay, weird story aside, you need to GET SOME! And by get some, I mean have sex. And by sex, I mean bending a girl over and-"
"WE GET IT!"

Soooo, because I'm uncreative and such, I'm going to stick with Ram, though I'll now build up more of a background for his divinity and what-not.
 

Hollow Grimm

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Grimm looked at him, "I dont know where i am..." He sighed..

Im in detention, Hard to post
 

Sam G

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"Not to worry, fellows!" Death the Kid cried, leaping out from behind a bush. He jumped on to one cows' back and broke its neck, then pulled its head clean off and threw it at another cow, causing it to explode.
"Yeah, like, totally never fear!" Livingness yelled, bursting out of one of the remaining cows' chest, then pulling its front legs off and brutally beating the remaining two cows to death with it.
The cousins finished off with an awesome victory pose, totally covered in cow blood.
"Uh... Why did you do that?" Grimm asked.
"A grand tale indeed!" Death announced. "You see, we've been following you from a distance for the past few hours. We were going to wait until you fell asleep then tie you in sacks and throw you in a river, but then we decided it would be a more spectacular entrance if we just killed these cows instead."
"Right, but... Why?" Grimm asked again.
"That's one hell of a totally righteous story, Anime-dude! Y'see, it seemed like you were going on some sort of gnarly adventure or something, and we thought we might join you."
"Beats school," Death quipped.
 

Hollow Grimm

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Grimm growled, "Fucking Tards'"
He walked over and grabbed Death and ripped off his arm.. "You.. Are.. Fucking.. Annoying.."
Death yelled, "WHATTHEHELL"!!!
Grimm sighed, He stared at Orgazmo, "CALM DOWN MAN"!!!
 

Hollow Grimm

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Grimm got that weird anime angry thing above his head and storm clouds formed above his head, "Your a fucking disgrace to Porn Stars everywhere"!!!

He walked up and began to choke him and then proceeded to knee him in the groin, "And when i say calm down, YOU.. CALM... DOWN"!!!

He randomly pulled out a pistol and shot Alucard in the head, "And you.. YOU LET HIM DO THIS"!!!
 

RagnorakTres

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Ragnorak tipped his hat back and cracked an eye open. He had been taking a nap, up until everyone started yelling. He sighed when he saw the cows with pitchforks and torches. He let his hat fall back on his face and fell back asleep. Fuck this. I don't care enough. Why do I feel threatened suddenly?

A cow was pressing a pitchfork against his throat.

"...really?" Ragnorak sighed, and pulled Wyrmbane off of his back, cutting the primitive implement in half and reversing the situation very quickly. Suddenly the cow had a sword at it's throat. "I've never used The Bane of Dragons for killing anything short of a griffin...why do I suspect this adventure will ruin that record?" He sighed again and slung Wyrmbane across his back again.
 

Sam G

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"Gaaah! My arm!" Death screamed. All of a sudden, something heavy fell from the sky.
"D-Death...?" asked the heavy thing.
"...Metal Man? Is that you?" Death asked.
"Death... I'm dying, buddy..." Metal Man croaked.
"No! Don't talk like that! You're gonna be fine!"
"Heh... I fear I'm not long for this world, bro..."
"Metal Man, no! You can't leave me! Stay with me!" Death said, tears in his eyes. "Remember all the fun we had? Remember Med school? Remember that time we took on the Emerald Weapon without using any items?"
"Heh heh... You really were... the best brother... anyone could have..." Metal Man croaked. Then his eyes went dim.
"Metal Man! Speak to me, buddy! METAL MAAAAAAAN!!!"
"Dude, what's up?" asked Livingness. Then he noticed Metal Man's corpse.
"Metal Man? What's wrong, buddy? You okay? Speak to me, man! METAL MAAAAAAA-"
Death smacked him in the back of the head using the robotic arm he'd just pilfered. "I already did that, idiot."
 

maddawg IAJI

I prefer the term "Zomguard"
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Suddenly three Reavers appeared over head. Each group was carrying a large box of Horses.

"These is Reaver two-two-seven. Prepare to drop load of Meat-Eating Horses in 3....2...on-" Suddenly the boxes dropped into the fields and the Horses bursted it out.

"Seriously Chuck? Seriously? You dropped the horses before 3. You know what forget it I mean there are some stupid locusts ou- Hey hey. Don't point that gun at my Reaver." Said Reaver Two-Two-Seven before his Reaver was shot. "Oh Fuck. Oh fuck. I'm falling. Oh god. This isn't gonna end we-*BOOM!*"

BACK ON THE GROUND

"Man eating Horses huh? No worries I'll take care of the-"

"Orgazmo. They eat meat. You really wanna do what I think your doing?" Said Ram turning around to run.

"Oh...Good point." Said Orgazmo. "RUN AWAY! THE COWS CAN DISTRACT THEM!"

IN GREECE

"Okay so your telling me that this machine will reverse the Earth's rotation and cause time to go backwards?"

"Boom!" Said The Boomer holding up his newly invented machine.

"Who showed you how to make this?"

"Boom."

"Gordon? I haen't even hired him yet. His Resume is still on the table....You read ahead in the script again didn't you?"

"Booom."

"Well Boomer. I am very disappointed in you. But I am super proud that you stole someone elses machine. Here you've been promoted to cleaning the Brumak stalls." Said Maddawg handing the Boomer a broom.

The Boomer walked off with a huge smile on his face. Maddawg looked at his machine curiously and saw a big gree button.

"Well,rule #27. Never leave a unpushed button unpushed." and with that he activated the machine and caused the world to go back 200 years."

Back in the Meadow

"I'M TOO GOOD LOOKING TO DIE!" Said Ram running for his life. Suddenly the Cows and Horses disappeared and they found themselves in a strange Amish looking town.

"WTF?" Said Splazor looking around.

"Wait? Strange amish town, carts being pulled by Horses, George Washington, and Madonna's sixteenth birthday? MY GOD! WERE IN THE PAST!" Yelled Death.