"OOHH now the other one is unpushed" Said Maddawg pushing the other button. The world ,once again, went into a reverse spin and returned to it's 17th century outlook. "And now I'm bored with it." He said throwing it away.
"Hey? Where's my HQ!" Said Maddawg realizing that his Greek fortress had dissappeared.
"THERE'S THE MONSTER!" Said a series of angry villagers approaching Maddawg with torches and pichforks.
Maddawg grabbed his Chainsaw staff and charged the villagers.
"Ah, the 18th century. My kind of time period. Plenty of humans I can just kill for guilty pleasure. Did you know I'm responsible for half the casualties of every single war since the year 1400?" Alucard said, shifting the blood that made up his pistols into flintlocks.
"Can you do that with everything on your body?" Ram asked.
"Well, I can turn my body into blood and shape-shift it. My body and weapons are made of all the same blood, as are my clothes. Which is why when my hat got blown away, it turned into blood and became blood-vapor."
"Interesting, interesting." said Ram, of course not thinking it was interesting.
"Did I hear something about villager killing? I'm in." Alucard said, smirking.
"Come on, we're doing it right now." Dark Link said.
"Murder, eh?" asked Death, powering up his new robot arm for the first time (in this story arc, anyway).
He fired a handful of miniature saw blades at some peasant farmers just minding their own business.
"Totally murder, eh, dude?" asked Livingness. As he didn't actually have any useful abilities, he just walked over to a villager, tripped them over, then started kicking their head in.
"Funsies!" Death and Livingness said in unison.
Ragnorak sighed. Again. "Well, this is my original time period..." He shrugged and pulled Wyrmbane, killing a passing dragonfly. "OK, what was it that I had left undone when I left...?" He looked around and saw a dragon. A big one, one of the Elder Wyrms, the ones that had to be killed by a dragon-slaying weapon. It was pastel, meaning it was evil. And it was breathing in as it swooped in.
"I HAVE FOUND YOU, THIEF!!! RETURN TO ME MY SWORD!!!" The dragon boomed, releasing a cloud of noxious vapors.
"SHUT UP, DRACO!!! You lost this sword in a fair game of poker! Go away!"
"YOU CHEATED, STINKY CHEATER FACE!!! GIMME IT BACK!!!"
"Go back to sleep you putrescent lizard!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!!"
"Alright. You want it that bad? HAVE IT!!" Ragnorak threw the falchion end over end, embedding it in the dragon's eye. The dragon shuddered and turned into a bunch of black butterflies that disappeared in various directions. Ragnorak caught Wyrmbane by the hilt as it fell. "Stupid dragon...Oh yeah, I never introduced myself, did I?" he said, turning to the ram. "I am Ragnorak Tres, Knight of the Order of the White Wing. I hunt evil dragons. This is my sword, Wyrmbane. Despite what he said, I did indeed win Wyrmbane off of him in a game of poker. He was just a sore loser." Rag smiled widely at the ram, who he decided to just call Ram until he learned another name for him.
The Germans quickly mowed down the land shark and aimed there guns at the Heroes and the Villans (Who for some reason left ancient Greece and were teleported to the 13 colonies.)
"Mähen Sie sie unten!" Said the German Second in command.
Suddenly a single snowflake came from the sky and the Germans gasped.
Suddenly shots from the nearby river erupted. The voice of General Washinton was heard over the gun fire. "ALL HAIL AMERICA! THE ONLY PEOPLE DARING ENOUGH TO ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS!"
"Make sure you get my good side Pualo!" Shouted Washington
"Sir don't you think it would be better if we were to attack instead of posing for a painting?" said one of his soliders.
"Bah. That's why we have privates corporal.They do the heavy lifting, we sit here and relax."
"It is finished General." said Paulo turning the Painting around.
Suddenly a huge wave came up and washed the wet paint off of the Painting.
"Damnit Paulo! Your Demoted to private! Get into the War Boats!"
"Uhhh... Where am I?" Sho asked the group
"Your in America!" Washington said "Well, soon to be America... First we need to win this war against Britian!"
"Uhhh... But this it 2009... Unless I'm back in time!? Cool! I can fuck up the future! Now... Who should I kill first..." Sho said eyes darting toward Washington. Bu the was shot at by a nazi "What the hell!?" Sho said blasting it with sound.
"ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR! What is the meaning of this!" The big Time Dragon bellowed.
"Pioneers, Nazi's and random time-splitting in the 17th century. Someone down there is screwing with the timezone. It's giving me a major headache."
A random generic minion dragon scurried to his side. "It seems to be a group of oddballs on an adventure."
"Grrr. Well if they don't stop screwing with the past I'll have to come down there and teach them a lesson."
"Uhhh. Not to be out of place but you do realize when you leave this place your time and space manipulation powers are still diminished right.
*Sigh*"YES. I still know that. But in the meantime while I am still here. Lets see them deal with this."
The Time Dragon raised his tail and pressed a mystical button that appeared from nowhere. The stars around them began to pull together until a midsized dragon was formed. He looked towards the Time Dragon who pointed at the video of the adventurers fighting and the dragon flew into a portal and was on his way.
"ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR! What is the meaning of this!" The big Time Dragon bellowed.
"Pioneers, Nazi's and random time-splitting in the 17th century. Someone down there is screwing with the timezone. It's giving me a major headache."
A random generic minion dragon scurried to his side. "It seems to be a group of oddballs on an adventure."
"Grrr. Well if they don't stop screwing with the past I'll have to come down there and teach them a lesson."
"Uhhh. Not to be out of place but you do realize when you leave this place your time and space manipulation powers are still diminished right.
*Sigh*"YES. I still know that. But in the meantime while I am still here. Lets see them deal with this."
The Time Dragon raised his tail and pressed a mystical button that appeared from nowhere. The stars around them began to pull together until a midsized dragon was formed. He looked towards the Time Dragon who pointed at the video of the adventurers fighting and the dragon flew into a portal and was on his way.
Welcome to the Avatar Adventure rp! My name is Maddawg I will be your villan today. Our special today is a shot at Multi-kills groin and a shot at Grim with this pistol. We hope you enjoy yourself here.
Welcome to the AA Mr. Dragon. Nice to see mythical creatures coming back in awsomeness! I take it your the guy that Shaps talked about. Well if your as good as he says then you will be welcomed here.
"....deep dreading feeling that this is going to happen often happening...and now I'm over it." Ram said, shaking off the feeling.
He looked at the various space-time anomalies with a wary eye.
"You know, I'm sure someone is shitting a brick over all this crazy stuff."
Suddenly, a portal ripped open in the sky above them, releasing a mighty dragon from it's swirling depths.
"Bow and quake mortals, for I have come to punish those that would dare wreak the fragile time-space contin-WTF?!?" the Dragon cried, seeing one of the Beatles members trying to fight off the Robot Nazi with his guitar.
"...case in point, Mr. Big Dragon guy."
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