The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly, from out of no where, a large heli-copter, with a massive dildo attached to it crashed into the Wrym, exploding into several hundred pieces in a fiery wreckage.

Out from the firey bits of Wyrm flesh and metal, came none other then your fave AA character, Orgazmo!!!

"Thats the last time I use the dildo chopper and crash it! Next time I'm using the Dil-Dozer." Said Orgazmo, climbing out of the fiery wreckage, and falling to the ground.

As he looked up, he saw the new friends he made from before the first AA thread was locked.

"Hey!!! Ram, Rag, lazor!!! Long time no see ey?"

Spoiler: People

Orgazmo has his memory of the first AA RP, because technically, he died before the 100 years later story arc. He doesnt remember getting his ass kicked by the Auditor, or the future at all, unlike Philip, who for some reason, remembers everything, though everyone tell him it was his imagination working when he was in a coma.

On the highest moutain in all of Greece, Maddawg sat in his new throne. A locust Boomer walked in and saluted.

"BOOM BOOM BOOM!"

"Yes! Greece is finally under Locust Command! I must admit this smelly humans do have excellent stories."

"Boom?"

"Well they got this one story about this guy named Hercules and he murdered his entire family and then had to preform 12 diffcult challenges. In one of my favorites is the one with the Ponies!!"

"Boom?"

"Yes Ponies! MAN EATING PONIES!"

"Boom?"

"It's suppose to be some message about the evil you created would destroy you yada yada yada. The point is I want us to create Man-Eating Horses."

"Boom. Boom,Boom Bo Boom."

"I know that we already have giant spiders,Dinosaurs with machine guns attached to there arms and butchy females that can rip everyone a part. But I still wanna ride a Man Eating PONY!"

"Boom Boom [sup]bom boom [/sup]"

"Hey! Do you kiss your Butchy mother with that mouth!"

Spoiler: It dosen't matter

It dosen't matter if Orgazmo died before the story line or not. It was a total flash rewind back to the orginal NO ONE REMEBERS ANYTHING! Think this as a chance to rewrite the AA

 

[lwm3398]

A cloud of bats came out of one giant bat. The cloud approached the atmosphere of a perfectly peaceful looking world.

Peace? Shit. No blood there. Might as well stop for a rest, though. the cloud of bats thought, moving, thinking, and speaking as one. They ripped through the atmosphere, burning up. They nosedived down, burning, getting closer and closer to the ground. They united into one person, one with a hat and red jacket. The hat burned up in the atmosphere. Whatever, he thought. Just one more bat I can't put in the cloud.

As he grew closer, he spied a huge explosion. Hurray. Humans exploding shit. Blood to suck.

He hit the ground at such a speed that he vaporized. His evaporated cloud of blood settled, and it morphed into a vampire.

"I am the No-Life-King. I am the Impaler. I am the nightwalker. I am Nosferatu. But you... you men can call me Alucard."

"Uh, men? I'm a ram."

"Oh damn these orange goggles!"

He tore aforementioned goggles off, and saw everyone clearly.

"Oh, so you are. I'm a vampire."

"Welcome to the team, Mister Alucard." said the ram.

Spoiler: I now look like this:

Spoiler: But with this hair:

[link]http://media.photobucket.com/image/Hellsing/chengjao/hellsing.jpg[/link]

 

[ajb924]

"I hate this city... And this game... The Conductor gets to decide everything, even though I'm this weeks Game Master, I'm on such a short leash! I could kill him, but then the composer would put in someone else and take me out while i was tired after the battle..." Sho said. Out of his boredom he suddenly had an idea. "But... What if i killed the Composer? Then i would rule this damn city. I would control Shibuya! Why stop there? Hell i could kill the Composer in every region and gain almost as much control as the A's." Sho climbed of his looming tower of garebage and said "Yeah, I'm going to find the composer and take him down! Starting tomorrow, I put up with all the boring stuff, and it's day 7, i can attack the players directly!" Sho said beginning to walk down the crouded streets hunting for players. He found the final two for this week and grinned. He jumped in front of them and shot at the taller one, catching him off guard. The short one wasn't as slow to react. And of course the smart one was the damn pin master. Sho quickly dodged a blast of lightning. He attempted to counter when the big one jumped and tried to punch him, Sho telleported into the air and before either of the boys could tell where he went he shot a large sonic boom in their direction, making their brians explode. "No one gets a second chance when I'm GM" He said grinning. He walked away from the scene, the reapers realized the game was over and went back to base, but he was on a mission. Not so much to kill the composer, but to get the hell out of the system.

Spoiler: OOC

I didn't make a subplot, just an introduction and a way to close up if i drop out. Sho is still a villain, I don't know what do do in an instance like this, so I'm going to wait until a few other people group together before jumping in.

 

[lwm3398]

"Did I have to land here?" Alucard said, putting his palm to his face.

"You mean YOU'VE never gotten laid either!?!?" Orgazmo said.

"..."

"He hasn't! This badass dude hasn't gotten laid! You look like a fucking chick MAGNET."

"..."

"Really, are you, like, gay or something? Have you truly never 'Gotten some'?"

"..."

"You have spiky hair and everything! Only by riding a motorcycle could you be more of a magnet to every single girl from here to Timbuktu!"

"I was sodomized by some Arab bastard as a child! Not only that, but I'm a fucking vampire! You think I take place in such mortal pleasures?!" Alucard blurted out angrily.

"You mean you've never been high, drunk, or ridden on the sexmobile? Really?" asked Orgazmo.

Alucard thought cracking his knuckles and giving Orgazmo a nasty look made it a pretty obvious 'Fuck no, asshole. Now go away.' Orgazmo thought the same thing.

"Uh, hi there!" came a little boy's voice. "You going on an adventure or what? I really don't have the time!"

 

[lwm3398]

"Did it really have to be here?" Alucard said.

"Look at it this way, vampire guy. Ram loses his virginity and you get to shoot the ghosts on the way." Orgazmo said.

"I did that yesterday afternoon. But I am thirsty... You know, for-"

"Don't tell me. Milk. No, water. Is it rain? It might be a smoothie..."

"I was about to say blood, you idiot!"

Alucard whipped Orgazmo across the face with his pistol.

"Ow!"

 

[Shapsters]

"Fuck, I can't run any more with my gimpy leg, I swear I wont shoot at you!" Master Kitty holstered his shotgun and caught up to the bat toting, faceless... thing.

Alright, alright, truce.

Daye.01 slowed down so Master Kitty could catch up and they continued walking down the road,

Seriously though... where are we going.

Master Kitty sighed through gritted teeth and was about to yell at Daye.01 when he noticed a group of... well not exactly people, walking toward a scary looking graveyard.

"Shit! People, or... well I don't think they are all people, but lets go over there anyways!"

Master Kitty began walking as fast as he could toward the group,

"Hey! Hey wait up!"

 

[lwm3398]

Alucard through Orgazmo in a tree with an angry woodpecker, drew his gun, and said: "May the unholy undead servers to hell be given back to where they came. In other words, DIE ALREADY, YOU OVERATED 80'S GUY!"

Alucard fired several hundred bullets into Michael Jackson's face. Not that there was much flesh to shoot off the skin-and-bones face.

"Michael, are you okay? Are you okay, are you okay Michael?" Ram sang, as MJ dodged some bullets by dancing. He did a triple backflip and then a split. During said split, a place was exposed. Alucard shot it.

"OOOOOOOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark!!!" Orgazmo called from the tree.

 

[Shapsters]

But it DIDNT leave a mark! And this supposed "overrated 80s guy" went back to the grave, to peacefully rest.

Master Kitty came running up behind the grave,

"Damn."

What?

"Jesus, I just had like... triple de-ja-vu! Weird!" Master Kitty and Daye.01 caught up to the group, "Hey, where are you going? Ca we come, we are bored, and that road seems to go on forever!"

Orgazmo shrugged and shoved his hands down his pants.

Spoiler: Seriously Multi?

Another fucking dead Micheal Jackson? Think of something new for the love of god.

GOD DAMMIT NINJA'D!

 

[lwm3398]

Alucard step out of the grave, picked up the rock, and said "California love? How about a little love from Britain!" after saying this, he shot Tupac in the face. Tupac brought out a Glock 18. Alucard was shot with a full 80 round clip. Everyone winced. If he didn't die from the rock, he'd die from this.

Alucard, figuring they were thinking we was dead, he said "Wrong." He turned into the puddle of blood, and morphed into a dog.

"I've heard rappers are into pitt-bulls. This time, it's LITERAL." Alucard the dog jumped and swallowed him whole. He was shot out the stomach. As this happened, Tupac was digested.

"I killed a human and didn't even drink his blood! Damnit!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

But it DIDNT leave a mark! And this supposed "overrated 80s guy" went back to the grave, to peacefully rest.

Master Kitty came running up behind the grave,

"Damn."

What?

"Jesus, I just had like... triple de-ja-vu! Weird!" Master Kitty and Daye.01 caught up to the group, "Hey, where are you going? Ca we come, we are bored, and that road seems to go on forever!"

Orgazmo shrugged and shoved his hands down his pants.

Spoiler: Seriously Multi?

Another fucking dead Micheal Jackson? Think of something new for the love of god.

Spoiler: Shapsters

I did!!! The entire quest revolves around the people in the group losing their virginities! (except for Orazmo though. He lost his when he was 13, the lucky bastard. Also, although I've talked about putting in an undead Micheal Jackson, when have I ever done so?

Spoiler: There was that entire storyline

After Mickey where all the villans used Micheal Jackson and Ghostbusters and Grim got turned into a Wretch and Sho got metal Kidneys...And I'm getting ahead of myself. The point is that Micheal had been done already. There are plenty of other people that we can make fun of.

Also we've already been over this in the group. You wanna start a plot you need to talk to me and Ram first. We will read it over and approve it if it is okay.