The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak knew something was going on. He just wasn't sure what. He saw the Auditor. He lost it. He went, if you will, apeshit. He knew that thing was the cause of all this bullshit and he was going to make it pay. He pulled out his scroll and summoned all of his weapons, Daitatsu, Katatsu, Hyoutatsu, Raitatsu and some no one here had ever seen before. These unleashed an attack that can only be called epic. Every element in the universe, in the multiverse, attacked the Auditor at once. While this was happening, he pulled out another scroll, a smaller one than the weapon summon, and laid it out. When all of the weapons were used to the extent that they could be, he banished them, but slit his wrists with Daitatsu before hand. The blood poured out onto the smaller scroll, drowning it, ruining it. Out of the seals on the scroll came every summoned monster known to man, monkey or armadillo. Cosmos, Chaos, every form of Tiamat and Bahamut, Omega, Ark, Alexander, Ifrit, Shiva, Phoenix, Diablos, Gryffyn, ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE INTENT ON DESTROYING THE AUDITOR.

"Fuuuu..." Ragnorak collapsed, taking a single pill that would replace his blood as he slept. He was knocked out for an indefinite period of time. The summons ran rampant, all unleashing their ultimate attack at once on the auditor, engulfing him in a swirling vortex of attacking energies, some opposing each other, causing even more damage than they would on their own.

It was probably very painful.

 

[ajb924]

Sho closed his eyes and began to concentrate. He put his left hand in front of him and opened his eyes. When he did so he didn't see objects, but the formulas they were composed of and the vibrations they caused. His hand began to pulse with energy form both math and sound. He looked the Auditor in the face and said "No way in hell I'm goin down! He then grinned and set off a highly concentrated beam from his hand, at wich point he said Final Noise: Divide By Zero!

Spoiler: Don't tell me.

I know it's lame as hell, but i was bored. And it was the only thing i could think of.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Sho's attack does nothing to the Auditor, and he starts to prepare for his universe recreation ritual.

"Um...holy shit?" Phil said questionably at the sight of the Auditor.

"Goodbye, foolish mortals (and Ram)"he said before striking down at the ground.

But before he could hit, Phil stops him with his shield, Then uses his (seldomly used) psi powers to force push the auditor into a wall.

"Hey kid, hows it goin'? The Fallen asked, coming out of nowhere

"The Fallen! Just the evil, devil robot i wanted to hear from! Say, you think you give some more of your power?" Phil asked

"What for? The Fallen answered

"Well this giant thing called The Auditor is about to restart the universe, and i wanna get a good hit on him before he does."

"Oh. Okay, here you go.

Phil's right hand starts to glow a bright orange with power.

"Okay, what will you do, new power?" Phil said

He took out his arm blades and the right one glows the way his hand does, then it extends out of pure energy.

"Holy Shit!" Phil says, before leaping in the air, flying towards The Auditor

"IT'S TIME TO END THIS!!!!" Phil yelled, diving towards the Auditor. At that time, The Fallen and Phil's voice start to fuse
[HEADING=1]DISINTEGRATING ARMBLADE SLICE!!!![/HEADING]

They both yelled, striking The Auditor with all their collective might.

After finishing the attack, Phil collapses from exhaustion

"Well, it's been fun" he says weakly, before fainting, waiting for the inevitable.

 

[lwm3398]

During all this, Alucard was not paying any attention, but continued beating the everliving shit out of Frohman. Not knowing what was going on, he looked up to see The Auditor get completely destroyed by Sho's Final Noise thing.

"Fuck this. You know what, let's just restart everything. I'm with Ram. I have no IDEA what the fuck has been going on since I joined, which is why I started my sub-plot, so I could at least understand something."

Frohman tried to say something, but Alucard shot him in the mouth.

"Hmmmm..." Alucard said. "I got it! I know how we can end this all! Who has some Quarks? I say we make everything into strange matter!!!!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Auditor looked at the rest of the fighters. In mere seconds he had defeated there best warriors. With each victory he had grown stronger through assimaltion.With a swing of his blade he had cut Jack in Half. With one swipe of his hand he had the locust army in Half. Soon only Ram remained.

"Your all that is left little goat."

Ram backed away from The Auditor slowly. A rift appeared right next to him and out came Maddawg wearing the lions pelt of Hercules on his head.

"Maddawg?" Said Ram.

"It's a long story. I mean it was really bad. I mean we killed Zues but by then he had Mk in a Lightning hold and by the end of that he didn't stand a chance. And then Kratos showed up. Man that was bad. The point is everyone's dead." Said Maddawg.

"Foolish Locust fighting me would be madness!"

"Madness!? THIS IS NEX-AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAH" Said Maddawg has the Auditor cut his arms off. before Asimmilating him.

The Auditor turned his attention toward the Ram and with one swipe of his hands. Killed him.

As the Auditor Laughs manically, he was unaware that he was being watched. Through a scream Mr Ramthun saw it all. In front of him where a series of buttons labeled with diffrent numbers and letters. Each serving a purpose in this advenutre one way or another.

He took off his glasses and rubbed his temple. He let out a deep sigh before looking back at the screen. His eyes bloodshot he became confused by the own world he had created.

The door opened up behind him and Mr Goncalves walked in.
"Hey Dave. How's it going?" said Goncalves.

"Not that great." Ramthun replied.

"I see." Said Mr G. looking at the screen and seeing the villan laughing as he held the corpse of Ram in his hands. "The world you created has gone Fubar. The best bet would be to put it out of it's misery."

"I can't do it." said Dave. "I controlled these beings and I led them to there deaths in the name of entertainment."

Mr.G looked at him with a rather confused look on his face. "Wait? Is this that new Sims game that was released?"

"Ya. My sims adventure." Said Dave grabbing the game box and showing it to Mr G.

"So the paths you have chosen has led your Simulated adventures to there deaths?" Said Mr.G "So what is that suppose to be Gamer over."

Dave had buried his hands into faces rubbing his eyes he looked at G and said "No. We do it over."

Dave reached onto his board and hit a key titled "Delete." soon the world on screen began to rewind.

Spoiler: AND REWIND!

"uhh maddawg? is there anyway i can just get the ice cream and cookies and go? or do i have to stay and be a mean villain guy? and if so can i burn then to a crisp?!? HUH CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CANNNIIIII PLEEAASSEEE?!?!?!?!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!" yelled Splazor "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY FIERY RUBBLE! FIRE THE LAZORS!!!"

Splazor began firing lasers in random directions. One of them hit John Wilkes Booth square in the chest.

"I'VE BEEN HIT!" yelled John Wilkes Booth "KILL THE HEROES!!!"

Maelstrom charged at Xandus, who grabbed him by the head and threw him into Maddawg.

"Nice throw Xandus!" said Phillip, holding his Infinity Staff

Suddenly, Phillip was hit by a piece of rubble, which knocked him into Xandus. Phillip's Infinity Staff stabbed Xandus in the shoulder.

"GAH! MY ARM!!!" yelled Xandus "You'll pay for that!"

Xandus kicked Phillip, sending him flying into a wall. Ram tackled Xandus and began stomping on his face, only to be shot in the leg by Saren. Ram turned around and rammed Saren in the groin, causing him to fall over in pain.

"THAT'S IT!!!" yelled Ram "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"

When suddenly, the wall blasts open! A mysterious-looking lad holding a Cyborg Ninja by his face appears in the hole where a large chunk of wall once was. This unlikely hero flings the unfortunate Cyborg Ninja he was holding at Nightmare, who drops his sword due to the explosion caused by the force of the throw.
"Run, you fools!" he shouts at the heroes, and draws his two soul-pistols from their holsters.

NEWCOMER: DEATH THE KID

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"Well as much as that would be the case I'm not a big fan of Hoovecuffs" Said Ram trying to get his hooves out of the Cuffs.

"You know what I realized you guys are idiots! I mean you put handcuffs on me!" said Jack

"So?" Said the boy

"I GOT ONE HAND!" He said showing how futile the handcuffs were. "Fuck this I'm out of here."

As Jack strolled over to the exit Mercer got in front of him. "You aren't going anywhere!"

"Okay then....just one question. Were still in the Capital Wasteland right?"

"Well were under it." Said the Boy poking at Grim with a sharp knife.

"Okay.....Mercer your shoes untied."

"Really?" Mercer looked down and found that he was lied to.

"HA! Speech check Success. That gives me just enough exp to level up! Now all I need to do is select a perk that will save our lives! Let's see....Lady Killer....Robotic's Expert.....Explorer....OOOHHHH PUPPIES!"

"I swear to god Jack. If you pick the Puppies perk I will murder you!" Said Ram who was trying to gnaw his arm off to escape the Hoove Cuffs."

"Fine....There I picked it! Hey Mercer. Your mom was a whore."

"WHAT!" Said Mercer who punched Jack square in the nose.

Jack took three steps back,clutching his nose. Soon he begin to glow bright green. The room began to heat up. Jack looked at Mercer with a huge grin on his face.

"Nuclear Anomaly [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Anomaly] *****!"

"I aint telling you shit!!!" Replied Xandus, before his head was again smahsed into the table.

"Dude, that fucking hurts!!!" Said Xandus.

Before Revan could respond, however, The red robed one said:"Wait!!! Let me have a crack at him."

The red robed one took of his robe, and was revealed to be none other then Alex Mercer. STill looking as young as ever, Alex used his shape-shifting abilities to give his arms massive mussels, that he used to grab xandus, and smash his head through the table.

"Now talk, before he starts using his blade arms Xandus." Said Revan, as Alex stood over xandus.

The turret guns surrounded the heroes ready to shoot.

"Scatter!" Ram yelled, and everyone leaped in different directions.

All of a sudden the sentry guns decided that Phil would be the first to go, and they all aimed at him.

"Aw, the hell wit dat!" said Phil after reading the narration, and took out his infinity staff.

the turret guns fired at him, but he was able to block the rounds, but only barely.

"Time to finish this!" he yelled

Silver drills started growing out of his arms in a rapid fashion, in which they then merge into his infinity staff, making one, humongous drill. Oh, and loud, obnoxious J-Pop is playing over the loud speaker.

"GIGA... DRILL... BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Phil screams at the top of his lungs and flies at top speed towards the turret guns. they fire at him, but the enormous spinning drill provides alot of cover.

he collides into the turret guns, exploding them all, while make a massive hole in the ground, in which our heroes fall into.

Suddenly there was a battle cry heard from the midst of the army
"DAMN PEOPLE OUT OF MY WAY!" A mysterious voice said
"What the hell was that" Maddawg
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?" The mysterious vioce said and then a dark figure jumped up from the midst of the columbine army, the group noticed a flash and recognized a large sword in his hand. And the figure slammed back down to the ground, causing several bodies to fly into the air. He jumped again slashing the bodies in half. This time he landed next to the heroes.
"Who are you!?" Ram asked
The man turned around, lifted up his sunglasses, gave a large grin and said "I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KAMINA! I'M THE ONE WHO PEIRCE THE HEAVENS AND GO BACK TO MY WORLD!!!!!!"
"Okay! You don't need to scream!" Grimm said taking his hands off his ears
"What do you mean "Your World"?" Xandus asked suspiciously.
The grin on Kamina's face disappeared as he put his sunglasses back in place, turned his back, and said "I died in my world.... I don't know why I'm here... I woke up and lying next to me was a note saying "Got to the volcano, join who you find at the top, then you may be able to go back." The group stared confused and Kamina said "But that's not important! The important thing is this: I'm joining you, no buts!" And with that he grinned and charged back into the army
"Wait... So we have a new party member!?" Grimm said hoping Kamina could take his place as a punching bag
"Uh-uh NO WAY" Sho said
"Yea, that guy is WAY to loud for me, i got a migraine already... He's your problem Ram!" Maddawg said

When the smoke cleared, Ram looked around, and found himself in what looked to be some sort of industrial facility, and despite his surprise, his inebriation, only allowed him to slur out,

"Wheere arrr dish?

Making a vague estimation as to the nature of Ram's inquiry, Green responded, "This is an abandoned Vegemite factory, it was the best I could think of, given the hasty nature of our departure."

Ram seemed to simply ignore Green's response, as he crumpled into a drunken heap of mammal on the floor.

With that, Green turned his attention to his other companions, and said, "Hello, my name is GreenE66, but you can just call me Green. I am the lemon-lime ninja, the champion of the honorable Sprite clan."

At that moment in time, the heroes shared a rare moment of unanimous agreement, and they all thought to themselves, "wtf?"

"Pah, I'm sure as shit not gonna call you 'green', what are you anyways? Some sort of weird midget ninja? We don't know where Ram is, because he is a hero and we are villains!"

"What are you fighting about?"

"... Nothing really...."

"Well why are you enemies then?"

"You know what happens to people that ask questions around here?" Master Kitty punched Grimm in the stomach, "Now begone midget warrior before I call a dwarf Samurai on your ass!"

SUDDENLY!!! The fabirc of space-time rips open with a terrifying explosion of light that does nothing but make a popping noise. Standing in the midst of the...light is a being that looks suspiciously like the Austrian, but now in a suit and holding a Nuclear Assault Rifle.
'NNNNYYYYAAAARRGGH!!!' screams the suit-bound Austrian man as he fires on John Wilkes Booth's robo-legs.
'I AM TIMEWAVE ZERO, THE IMMACULATE EMBODIMENT OF NOVELTY THEORY!!!' screamed Timewave Zero, apparently alive again. The nuclear bullets hit Booth in his robo-legs, causing him fall over, but regenerate his parts.
'Nnnyyyaaaarrrgggh?' asked Timewave Zero.
'Yes! I knew you could only come back one more time before you became a Space-Kitten, Timewave Zero! So, now, I will kill you so you cannot annoy me again!' shouted Booth, who proceeded to slice Timewave Zero into bite-size peices.

I swear to God, I'm dead now.

As the Daye.04 and Daye.02 ran back, they met up with the rest of their group. They were all cheering the courage of these two Dayes. Celebrating number 02 as a real hero.
As the rest of the group were setting up tables and Jacks, 04 asks them "[color=3F0548]Guys? Why are we setting up a party? We're not done yet. They might catch up with us, you know?[/color]"

With no real response from the partying crowd, 04 decided to go do some exploring by himself. And with that he left the group and wandered back the way he came

While our heroes were wading in this green liquid of what seemed to be a stomach, Cat came up with a thought. "Guys? Do you think we're the only living beings to enter this stomach?"
"Shut up, dude! This is awful enough as it is" Ram replied. "No, wait. I think he's on to something. I can feel movement. It's swimming around my feet. Guys .. I don't like the feeling of this" Master Kitty said nervously

random newsreport:
OMG! Zombies, I repeat zombies, EVERYWHERE. There's almost more zombies than the last zombie invasion, but...but these zombies are different. There...there beining led by the charismatic, and handsome, Last King of the bay, otherly known as Last bay king.

Not a newsreport:
The whole world was now zombies except for stragglers in malls, heroes, and villans. That meant the entire human population was now zombified and looking for brains, and LBK knew where teh brains where, HE KNEW where teh brains were. "MRAGGUH!" He shouted to the horde.
"BRAUHHHHIHHHIH!" A zombie shouted back
"HARFEADGEAD!" Replied the bay king.
"NEYEYEHENOEHEHAHDOEAHD!" Another zombie shouted.
"JSGATAOADADADTYHYAHGOEADHAODHEAD!" The last bay king shouted in rage.
"What are you saying?" A young zombie in front of the horde said.
"I...I don't know." LBK replied.

As the party entered the cave, they found themselves in a strangely familiar place for Spike, Rag, and Ram. "Hey, this is that giant geode we found last time! What gives?" questioned Spike.

"Giant...geode?" meowed the cats in harmony, then instantly sending a look of intense hatred at each other.

<color=navy>Must...resist...Pokedex...Syndrome...but...willpower...failing...Geode: the Crystal Stomach Pokemon. It's insides are made of crystal, usually quartz or a variation thereof. It uses the reflective powers of the crystals to charge powerful solar blasts.

"Eeeeeewwwwww...We're inside a Pokemon? That's disgusting!" said Lazor Cat

<color=turquoise>No, he just has Pokedex Syndrome. It's a psychological condition unique to sentient computers. It compels him to describe every situation that someone asks about in the fashion of a Pokedex. A geode is simply a hollow rock with crystal inside, usually a form of quartz. This one appears to be made of emerald and diamond, which is unique as far as my databases go.

"It's beautiful is what it is." said Logician. "This is truly awe-inspiring."

"Wait...didn't Corporate Man destroy the floor of this thing?" said Ram.

"Yeah, he did, didn't he...I wonder...ON GARUDA DEUS AMA PRIMUS...Yep, this is the rarest of all creatures, a living geode. This is huge. It must have healed itself between our leaving and our return." said Ragnorak.

<color=turquoise>What did you do there, boss? I recognized some Latin, but the meaning escaped me.

"Oh, I just used some of the old ninja sorcery. Simple life-recognition spell. Practically the only one I know." replied Ragnorak. "Does your life sensor software need to be updated?"

As Ragnorak began the upgrade process, Master Kitty took a quick jaunt around the geode. When he got back, he had realized something. "Say guys, what does a living geode eat?"

"The rock around it, why?" replied Ragnorak distractedly.

"Because we seem to be moving." OOCUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNNN!!!

In a quiet meadow in a grassy field, Ram strolls through his land. He mighty goat legs pound against the Earth, because he felt like they should. He flexes his neck muscles, giving the group of femal goats a better look at his mighty 4 foot horns. They merely giggled and hoped to the other side of the meadow.

Ram sighed, and wished for a better life. He continued his stroll through the meadows when he came apon a road. "I know what I'll do!" Ram thought. "I'll just wait here for some passing adventurers, and join them in their quest, or maybe even lead them to some quests of my own."

So Ram sat by the road, and waited

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Hey Adam, dont forget to mention that the Auditor has a logical, Dr.Manhatten like voice.

Spoiler

Any reason you couldn't say that in the Group? I need to take some memorable qoutes.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Spoiler

-.- Fuck Me.. ;...;