The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

"Sudnax, you jerk!" cried an extremely american-sounding voice. "I'm totally gonna destroy you, dude!" A teenager wearing skateboarding garb and holding a bow jumped down from the roof of a building. One of his arms appeared to be made of living wood, and his hair was totally white except for a few black spots on the right side.
"What is this, I don't even." Xandus said.
"Dude, the name they totally refer to me as is "Livingness the Youth". I really don't like that Sudnax guy at all. He's like, my nemesis. It totally seems like you were planning on killing him, dude. Mind if I help?"
"Eh, what the hell. The enemy of my enemy and so on..." Xandus drew his Soul Edge. And thus, battle commenced!

(Just in case anyone didn't get it, Sudnax=Xandus spelled backwards)

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler

What the hell, man? I even had it reserved. And you're the one who made it ridiculously fast paced, you gave two of the shards to Revan and I gave two to Darth Timewave Zero. Because of this, we got all the shards while in Hell, which got them to us much quicker. So now you have the dark god power thing. I don't know how, but you edit yours to fix this.

 

[lwm3398]

"Hmm... So I have Sol Ege, but I'm missing one piece. I'm surrounded by some gorilla things, and whatever has happened, a whole lot has happened because of Sol Ege... Screw it, I'm using the Dimension one to get back to Good Universe."

Voop, Alucard appears at the round table.

"Oh, what's this guy doing here?" Ram said.

"Look. Some shit got messed up, I entered the wrong portal, I got 7 out of 8 pieces of Sol Ege, but I meant to come here." Alucard replied.

"I don't trust him..." Rag said.

"I'll beat the shit out of Frohman, if that will prove my loyalty."

"We were just about to do that anyway, so you can just join in. Plus the guy can't die, so we could just do this for hours." said Phil, grabbing his Infinity Staff and whipping Frohman on the ear.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Evil Dimenions Doomsday, using his strength, broke free of Maddawgs grasp, opened maddawgs mouth and lept inside. Suddenly, maddawg collapsed onto the ground from the apin of having his insides redecorated by the anti-Doomsday

King Kong (a.k.a. The Silver Back Gorilla a.k.a. The SIlver PhiloSurfer a.k.a. a Silver Surfer Parady), detahced his silver back and through it at Xandus, sending him into the atlantic ocean.

Master Kitty saw this and quickly jumped on Maddawg's chest. Doomsday came spewing out with the rest of the vomit. Maddawg quickly grabbed the minature version of Doomsday with in a rage carried him over to a woodchipper conviently placed in a construction lot.

"[sup] I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! YOU WILL ALL BE M-HEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO![/sup]" Said Doomsday before being chucked in to the machine. The blood of Doomsday (And a few gibs) flew out the other end. But what also flew out was a small diamond.

"Hmmm" Said Maddawg picking the diamond up.

"Hey guys were leaving!" He said ripping another portal into a seperate dimension.

The villans passed through the portal and saw what appeared to be Greek and Roman temples and buildings.

"Hello there travelers." Said a voice behind them. They turned around to see a muscular man with a pelt of a lion on his head. "I am Hercules!"

Spoiler: Summary

Anti-Doomsday is dead, Maddawg found one of those great and powerful gems that you guys were talking about earlier and now the villans are in a Dimension ruled by Mythological heros.

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler: Summary

Anti-Doomsday is dead, Maddawg found one of those great and powerful gems that you guys were talking about earlier and now the villans are in a Dimension ruled by Mythological heros.

Spoiler

If you're talking about the shards of Soul Calibur, you can't have one. I have seven of them, and Xandus has the last one. So, unless you can think of another plot for that gem, you can't possibly have one of the shards. Or I could have dropped one, that could have happened.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Summary

Anti-Doomsday is dead, Maddawg found one of those great and powerful gems that you guys were talking about earlier and now the villans are in a Dimension ruled by Mythological heros.

Spoiler

If you're talking about the shards of Soul Calibur, you can't have one. I have seven of them, and Xandus has the last one. So, unless you can think of another plot for that gem, you can't possibly have one of the shards. Or I could have dropped one, that could have happened.

Spoiler: *Sigh*

Just a few questions. Why are there only 8 shards? There are and endless amount of Dimensions. Don't limit yourself to only four and don't rush the ending. This entire RP is meant to stimulate creativity. We didn't get 2000 posts but reaching the end in 4 pages.And very well I will change it to....I don't know a shard of the Sword Of Novagrad or somthing.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Ahem

[HEADING=3]W[/HEADING] [HEADING=2]T[/HEADING] [HEADING=1]F!?![/HEADING]

Ram looked with weary eyes at the Death Star (or something), his spine shivering as he felt various important but unseen events happening throughout all reality.
"Remember when things were simple?" Ram asked Rag, who was enjoy the view as well.
"Worst we had to worry about was getting out of a giant Rock Monster without taking the back exit. Now it seems like every day brings up another Destruction of the World."

Spoiler: Occ

Yeah, that's what I've been feeling as of late. I'll dwelve further into it in the AA Group. {Invites will be sent to the New guys, so no worries}

 

[Sam G]

"Ah, life is good~~" Death murmured to himself, sitting on Frohman's mangled, broken body. All of a sudden, there was a flash of light, and Livingness the Youth appeared before him.
"'Sup," he quipped.
"Good day to you, sir," Death replied. "Might I inquire how you suddenly appeared before me in such a dazzling display?"
"Well, dude, you might consider me to be your "Anti-Form". Totally bearing in mind that you can't travel through dimensions at the speed of light, doesn't it make sense that I can?"
"Hmm... In a perverse way, I suppose it does." Death extended his hand, and Livingness shook it. "You can be my imaginary friend!"
"But, uh, dude? ...I'm not imaginary. I, like, actually exist."
"So why can't anyone else see you?" Death inquired.
"Uh... they can. look, see? Hey, Ninja Rag!" He yelled at the good dimension's incarnation of Rag.
"'Sup, American Spotty-Haired Death with Byakugan and a Wooden Arm!" Rag replied.
"Okay, now just tell me... Why did you decide to come to our dimension?"
"Were you planning on traversing dimensions to meet with your other self?" Livingness asked.
"Uh... no."
"Well, there's you're answer."
And with that, Death and his counterpart hugged, good friends.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: Ahem

[HEADING=3]W[/HEADING] [HEADING=2]T[/HEADING] [HEADING=1]F!?![/HEADING]

Ram looked with weary eyes at the Death Star (or something), his spine shivering as he felt various important but unseen events happening throughout all reality.
"Remember when things were simple?" Ram asked Rag, who was enjoy the view as well.
"Worst we had to worry about was getting out of a giant Rock Monster without taking the back exit. Now it seems like every day brings up another Destruction of the World."

Spoiler: Occ

Yeah, that's what I've been feeling as of late. I'll dwelve further into it in the AA Group. {Invites will be sent to the New guys, so no worries}

Spoiler: Ummm... Ram.

The death star was destroyed a while ago and all of the drop ships destroyed. Right now the heroes care kicking Frohmans ass

Spoiler: That's the point!

He's reread the posts over and over again and he still has no idea what is going on. It's like you guys are traviling 300 miles ahead of us and everytime we ask you to slow down a little and let us take a breather you go another 300 miles forward.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hey! That's my drunken ram there!" Samii cried, grabbing Ram for Rag and heading up to her room.
"Now for some fun..." she said, laying Ram on her bed. But he soon passed out from the vast amounts of liquor.
"Ah....guess I'll just have to go with Havier then." she said, dialing up the number on her cell.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Spoiler: ...

What the hell just happened? Was Viagra just distributed through the water system or something? Control yourselves and curb your vicious libidos! Or I will become enraged!