No. It's just that Alucard is a popular character, I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple avatars looking like Alucard. And you can call me LWM, everyone who says my username in that fashion does.
"Well, now that we know that Arthas came here as a mistake, let's beat the crap out of him and then put him back through the portal." said Ram.
"Yay!" yelled Phil. "This is for bringing back that overgrown gecko!"
Death sliced Arthas, and then Rag did the same. Ram butted him in the stomach.
"Hey, where're the stars from last time?" he said.
"I wish Xandus were here to help us!" exclaimed Phil with glee as he kept on sticking Arthas with his scythe. Corporate Man just kept kicking Arthas in the face.
"This is for wasting precious thread-space!" said Ram, as he took off and threw his armor at Arthas' face. He picked it up, put it on, jumped twenty feet up, took it off, and threw it again. By now Arthas was pretty beat up, and everyone had gotten in at least a kick in the crotch.
"The Audit... Audih..." Arthas shook his head vigorously. "Oh don't tell me someone drugged my water again! Damnitall! And why am I bleeding? Phil? Death? Rag? It's me, Arthas! What the hell are you doing!? Ram!? Quit throwing your armor at me! OUCH! That hurts, Corporate Man!"
Um, Death the Kid doesn't have a scythe (despite being the Grim Reaper's son). i'm pretty sure you thinking about Phil, who had just turned his Infinity Staff into a scythe momentarily.
"Wait! Xandus, you idiot, the Sol Ege time shard may be there, but we have to take our time. Jacob and Laura will be attacking shortly, and if their distraction works, we can have them destroy the city and heros before they even know about Sol Ege." said Alucard.
"Wow, vampire, learn to have a little fun." Xandus said, astonished Alucard didn't want to go in extremely fast and bite everyone's neck. "Besides. Have you tasted ram blood? Phenomenal."
"Yeah, I'll believe that when it comes from the mouth of a vampire."
Xandus nudged Frohman.
"[small]Oh, uh, that's my cue?[/small]... Ahem. A-lu-card. I be-leave ram blood to be... *Gulp* ex-tuh-reme-ly del-lish-ee-ose."
"Oh, and that didn't sound rehearsed. Besides, since when has Frohman been a vampire?"
"You bit him, didn't you?" Xandus said.
"Ugh, fine, let's charge and get the piece. Oh, and right after we get Time, we transport straight to the future and then to Hell."
"What shards are in Hell Dimension anyway?"
"One for the ability to lie flawlessly and detect lies, and another for the element of rock."
"Ugh, I had to be the one to scout ahead under the tunnel... With Frohman at that..." said Alucard.
"Look, jackass, I'm not the wimp I've led Xandus to believe I am. I'm a part of the D.L.A."
"Shut up, or I'll bite you again. I'm thirsty too..."
"I'll suck some of your blood out, making ME a vampire!"
"... Or I could just shoot you up through the jaw, that way you'd shut the fuck up."
"Okay, but if you did that I wouldn't tell you that I saw the shard."
Alucard picked him up by his collar... which somehow magically appeared when Alucard reached for it... Anyways, he picked him up and all that:
"What the hell did you see? Tell me carefully."
"The shard. I saw it. Not like i'd tell you."
Alucard slammed his face against the hard rock wall.
"Tell me again, what did you see?"
"I've already told you."
Alucard drew his gun. He pointed it squarely at Frohman's temple.
"Better to have died by someone's fit of anger than someone's planned murder."
"Better to tell me where it is than-"
Rubble fell from the ceiling and struck Alucard's head. Xandus' head poked through the hole.
"Hey, vampy, we got reinforcements! Grab that rock and let's go!"
Alucard stayed down, under the huge slab of rock.
"Frohman, go grab it and revive that there vampire. Give him some of your blood or something."
Frohman did as he was told, but gave no blood to Alucard.
"Seeya, old friend."
Frohman threw the shard to Xandus, who put the shard on his sword. He warped the entire star fleet, Alucard, and himself to Hell Dimension. Frohman was left in the center of an angry batch of heroes and Death.
"You obviously can't handle this guy on your own."
"DID YOU GET THE SHARDS!?!?!"
"Oh, those? Some guy named 'Revan' got there before me. He's one dead ************ now, though. He got me both things, too. Also, explained the whole goings on to me."
"Oh?" Xandus said, cocking his head to the side.
"Yes. It seems, and these were his exact words, 'Xandus used Soul Edge to wake the Auditor from his slumber. And if I don't get these shards, I can't make Sol Ege. Better known as Soul Calibur. We have to awaken the second great power. But I need your shards!'."
"Revan the cunning bastard... What a lie... There's no second power..."
"Xandus. Your Godhood. With Soul Edge and Calibur, you can kill the Auditor."
"WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP!?!?!?!?!!?" yelled Darth Timewave Zero.
Alucard drew his guns. He took off his hat, threw it, and it turned into a bat. "You. Bat. Help Xandus. He's been cut in half." The bat did so, and started sewing Xandus' halves back together with it's fangs. Alucard turned to face Darth. "As for you, ass, this just got personal."
"Personal how?" Darth asked, a faked look of curiosity on his face.
"Personal in the way I'm gonna royally. Fuck. You. Up."
"Wash your mouth out. In fact, let me do it for you. With blood."
"Oh, I'll help myself."
Alucard jumped on Darth, half dog, half vampire. His right shoulder had turned into a dog's head, one with huge fangs and made of a black mist. The dog, teeth bared, forced Darth right near Alucard's human mouth. He bit through Darth Timewave Zero's cloak, and sucked.
Now, let me explain how ghoul transformation works. If you are bitten, you become a ghoul. But for a short time before you become a ghoul, you are a vampire. If the vampire that bit you chooses to let you do so, you bite and suck his blood and become a vampire. This is exactly what Darth Timewave Zero did.
Alucard shook Darth off his arm, throwing him twenty feet across the room and into a large wall of fire. Alucard drew his gun.
"Rest in pieces, friend."
Alucard pumped Darth Revan full of hot, Holy, lead. But, as all dead vampires do, Darth Timewave Zero reappeared in hell.
But, just as Xandus got up and was about to chop his head off and battle him, a cloud of blue appeared. And in it, a green figure. A short one.
"Hey. It's that Jedi from Mars." said Alucard, smirking.
"Oh shit!" yelled Darth Timewave Zero.
"Well," said Alucard. "I'll leave this to you, Xandus. I'm using the Dimension Gate Creator (You know, the one you time traveled to get, and brought back in a split second before you warped us here? There, that covers that plot-hole.) to get out. He's yours."
"I'll see you in Evil Dimension." said Xandus.
"Goodbye."
Darth Timewave Zero has the Dimension traveling shard and the wind shard. Evil will have water, because water is the opposite of fire which we got in Good Dimension, and shapeshifting, because I feel like it.
*Epic battle, Yoda leaves, wind and dimension traveling shards get gotten, I come back, we talk about Revan, we go to Evil Dimension to get him medical attention, fixed*
"[sup]Prepare to meet your doom puny humans![/sup]" Said a very faint voice from inside the trailer. Barely audible over the sound of Grim's heading hitting the table.
"What the hell?" Said Sho, looking everywhere for the source of the voice.
"[sup] Down here you idiots![/sup]" Said the voice again.
The villans looked down to find that the voice was coming from this dimension's Doomsday, who in contrast with the orignal, was extremly tiny.
"[sup]I WILL DESTROY YOU!DO YOU HEAR ME DEST-HEY PUT ME DOWN![/sup]" Said Doomsday as he was picked up by Maddawg.
"He's kinda cute." Said Splazor eyeing the tiny man curiously. "Can I eat him?"
"No!" said Sho. "Let's give him a toothpick and watch him try to fight off a catipllar."
"No! Let's chase him around with a Magnifying glass that is amplifing the sun!"
"Oh man! The choices are to much! All that we know." said Maddawg "is that this is gonna be fun!" as he grinned devilishly.
"Oh, yeah, gorillas come out and start beating up Xandus, and I'm supposed to know what the hell's happening. Yeah, yeah perfectly logical." said Alucard, not caring that Xandus probably died on the impact to Evil Earth.
"You! Human! Shut your mouth!" said the silver Goriloid.
"Human?" Alucard replied. "I will empty you of your blood for that."
Xandus, meanwhile, got up and dusted himself off.
"Barely a flesh burn..." Xandus said.
"How are you alive!?!?" the silver Goriloid yelled, completely enraged.
"You mean you don't know? I have power over wind." Xandus said, giving a smug look at the King Goriloid. "I cushioned my fall with a cloud of hot air, power of the fire and wind shards."
"How did you break the ground then!?!" the Goriloid screamed, punching the ground and making a small crater.
"Rock. Soul Calibur comes in pretty handy, at times."
Something clicked in the Goriloid's brain.
"Even the power to lie. You can lie about being alive, can't you?"
Alucard put his forehead in his hands.
"Really? Really now?" he said, to no one in particular.
Xandus didn't reply to the King, he just jumped and swung his sword toward him. The king dodged, and shot a large Cosmic Energy blast at him. Xandus flew, once again, into a large building. He hit a large metal girder, it bent on his impact, and the whole skyscraper collapsed on him.
"Hey, where's Revan?" Xandus said from below the rubble. The Goriloids looked Xandus' way when he said this. "Revan? The one with the shards of Ice and Chaos?" said one of them.
"Ice and chaos? Those are the ones I took from Revan when I thought I killed him. Wait... Fire, Time, Ice, Dimension, Rock, Lying, Wind, Chaos... Xandus! Catch! We have Sol Ege!"
Alucard took the shards from his inside coat-pocket, loaded them into his two guns, and shot them into the rubble. Xandus held up his sword and the shards hit it squarely in the eye. Soul Calibur, also known has Sol Ege, had been reunited with it's brother sword, Soul Edge. Xandus, with his newfound powers of having both swords, burst out of the rubble. He shot a gigantic ball of pure darkness into a Goriloid. The blast sucked in all the nearest light, like a black hole, and as it rolled by sucked up several Goriloids.
I just got so confused in the middle of this... Revan had Ice, Chaos, and when I fought him he had just gotten Rock and Lying. It was weird, but I figured he had gotten Ice from Evil Universe, Chaos from the AA Universe, and Rock and Lying from Hell. Darth Timewave Zero had gotten Dimensional Travel from Evil Universe and Wind in the AA Universe. Now that that's cleared up, we have Soul Edge and Calibur.
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