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Ragnorak watched Ram thrown through the wall and shrugged. "Well, I had assumed Mr. Thor's Avatar on this plane could handle you, but since he couldn't...well, you just threw one of the most powerful beings on the Material Plane more than a thousand yards and aren't dying of electrocution, so I assume you're pretty strong yourself. It's just your bad luck that you are facing the Dimensional Merit Scholar of the class of 101 A.D., graduating summa cum laude and top of my class, from Helvinski Hyper-Dimensional Warrior's Academy." Ragnorak shrugged, communicating everything from "This'll be epic. Get down." to his comrades to "Buddy, you are royally skull-fucked." to the enemy. He then drew his scythe, Daitatsu. "Shall we dance?"

"Indeed we shall. As many have said to you before, I am most sure, on your guard!" Taurus picked up his Warhammer, which Ragnorak recognized as the Titan's Grip, a hammer that, while not well known in general mythology, nonetheless has it's followers and is said to be able to shatter the Earth with a single blow. Ragnorak grinned and blocked the first wild swing from the mighty brute with Daitatsu, the energy transfer putting a large crack in the ground under his paws.

"Not bad, for a cow."

"Likewise, for a primitive primate. Shall we continue? I do believe it is your attack."

"Indeed it is, sir, and I thank you for the opportunity." Ragnorak twisted Daitatsu, sending Taurus crashing into the ground. While the sprawling mythic was still uneasy on his feet, Ragnorak tapped the blade of his scythe on the ground. A slight buzzing was heard, seeming to come from every direction at once. Those sharp of ear, however, might have noted that it's source was the scythe. As Ragnorak swung it around himself in glittering arcs of death, there was a slight disturbance in the air where it passed. The blade's quantum frequency had been changed, it now would ignore rock and such, only cutting flesh and sinew, muscle and bone. Ragnorak grinned again, a worrying sign. "You know, it's been some time since I had a good overkill. Hope you do not object, bovine."

"Oh shi...!" was the last thing anyone heard Taurus say as Ragnorak stopped swinging the scythe and sent a quantum wave through the air, following it with a slightly quicker one. They impacted with Taurus at the same time, causing a massive quantum flux as two similarly frequency'd waves interfered with each other, rippling from one end of the multiverse to the other, causing such things as rains of whaling ships, the Bermuda Triangle and The Picture of Dorian Grey. Of course, nothing that cool happened in the immediate area of the flux. In point of fact, nothing much happened, besides a slight sense of wrongness and, of course, Taurus being flipped inside out and buried up to what had been his neck in the ground. Ragnorak turned to the others and said,

"Well, that was fun. What next? And does anyone else smell brimstone from the south?"
 

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Multi-Kill said:
Not wall, city!!! I don't know how much clearer I could've been with that!!! Why do we always get each other's facts and details wrong!?
What? Oh, the thrown thing. Yeah, I couldn't remember...I figured he had to go through a wall at some point, safe bet, right?

Yeah, we do tend to misinterpret each other's posts fairly often, don't we? *sheepishly rubs back of neck* Sorry, I'll try to read more carefully. I should know better by now, Mal was my first real RP fight...*smacks self upside head*
 

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RagnorakTres said:
Ragnorak watched Ram thrown through the wall and shrugged. "Well, I had assumed Mr. Thor's Avatar on this plane could handle you, but since he couldn't...well, you just threw one of the most powerful beings on the Material Plane more than a thousand yards and aren't dying of electrocution, so I assume you're pretty strong yourself. It's just your bad luck that you are facing the Dimensional Merit Scholar of the class of 101 A.D., graduating summa cum laude and top of my class, from Helvinski Hyper-Dimensional Warrior's Academy." Ragnorak shrugged, communicating everything from "This'll be epic. Get down." to his comrades to "Buddy, you are royally skull-fucked." to the enemy. He then drew his scythe, Daitatsu. "Shall we dance?"

"Indeed we shall. As many have said to you before, I am most sure, on your guard!" Taurus picked up his Warhammer, which Ragnorak recognized as the Titan's Grip, a hammer that, while not well known in general mythology, nonetheless has it's followers and is said to be able to shatter the Earth with a single blow. Ragnorak grinned and blocked the first wild swing from the mighty brute with Daitatsu, the energy transfer putting a large crack in the ground under his paws.

"Not bad, for a cow."

"Likewise, for a primitive primate. Shall we continue? I do believe it is your attack."

"Indeed it is, sir, and I thank you for the opportunity." Ragnorak twisted Daitatsu, sending Taurus crashing into the ground. While the sprawling mythic was still uneasy on his feet, Ragnorak tapped the blade of his scythe on the ground. A slight buzzing was heard, seeming to come from every direction at once. Those sharp of ear, however, might have noted that it's source was the scythe. As Ragnorak swung it around himself in glittering arcs of death, there was a slight disturbance in the air where it passed. The blade's quantum frequency had been changed, it now would ignore rock and such, only cutting flesh and sinew, muscle and bone. Ragnorak grinned again, a worrying sign. "You know, it's been some time since I had a good overkill. Hope you do not object, bovine."

"Oh shi...!" was the last thing anyone heard Taurus say as Ragnorak stopped swinging the scythe and sent a quantum wave through the air, following it with a slightly quicker one. They impacted with Taurus at the same time, causing a massive quantum flux as two similarly frequency'd waves interfered with each other, rippling from one end of the multiverse to the other, causing such things as rains of whaling ships, the Bermuda Triangle and The Picture of Dorian Grey. Of course, nothing that cool happened in the immediate area of the flux. In point of fact, nothing much happened, besides a slight sense of wrongness and, of course, Taurus being flipped inside out and buried up to what had been his neck in the ground. Ragnorak turned to the others and said,

"Well, that was fun. What next? And does anyone else smell brimstone from the south?"

A look that mixed awe of Rag's skill and utter disgust of what happened to the Ram that at first fought for control until they eventually compromised into Nanami's face with her eyes wide open and glittering like stars and her cheeks puffing and turning a sickly green.

She walked up to the monkey ninja and head out the photograph she should Phil earlier.

"Anou, have you seen this person?" She asks. "He's a really good fighter and since you're a really good fighter too I figured you might have heard of him."
 

Sam G

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Meanwhile, at what's left of the Dark Castle...

"Tied to a chair, na na na na naa..." Death sang. After about seven hours of being tied to the chair, he was beggining to get a bit bored. He'd tried escaping a few times, but Xandus's minions were really good knot-tiers. "Tied to a chair, na na na na naa..."

All of a sudden, a chunk of rubble the size of a minivan fell from the ceiling and crushed the chair Death was tied to. Of course, it crushed Death as well, but technicalities like that don't really matter when you're immortal.
"Ouch, that hurt." Death said. Limping slightly due to the fact that most of his bones had been broken, he decided to go and see what his friends were up to.
 

lwm3398

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Xandus117 said:
Thirty-two pieces seem like a lot to find, and we usually have our quests interupted by some sort of a huge plot twist, so we probabley won't finish it.

How about one piece in every dimension (four all together)? That seems more reasonable.
I meant two in every dimension, 8 in all.
 

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Sho stared at Grimms body, "HEY, WAIT! Im forgetting something"!
He then threw a phoenix down at Grimms mutilated body, "DODODODODOODOODODOODO"! Screamed Grimm.
Sho stared at him, "What the hell"?
Then Maddawg kicked him, "WAKE UP"!!!

Grimm stared at the man name Jaque, "HEEEY, I REMEMBER YOU"!!!
He took out the sword that was still impaled inside him and threw it at Maddawg, Wherever he is..

Jaque grabbed the sword and repeatedly stabbed himself, "HURTS...SO...GOOD.."!!
 

maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg had landed in the nearby trailer of the constrution foreman. Inside he noticed a tv and with Dateline currently playing.

"I AM SO GONNA KILL RAG FOR THAT!" Said Maddawg as he stepped.

"Tonight on to Catch a Predator." Said Chris Hanson from the Tv.

"Right after this show."

"Mr Predator what do you have to say for yourself?"

"I swear to god! I swear to god that Alien told me she was 18 before I blew her up!"

Suddenly a Sword flew through the window and destroyed the Tv to Maddawg's Dismay

Jaque ran in and grabbed the sword and began impaling himself.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Said Grim as he began marching toward him " I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YO-AGH" Maddawg had grabbed Grim by the throat and lifted him off the ground.

"I MISSED THE HUMANS COMING IN AND ARRESTING HIM YOU LIMEY FUCK!" He said as he began banging Grims head into the nearby desk.
 

Sam G

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"Hey guys!" Death yelled, running over to where the heroes were.
"Hey, it's, uh... That one guy!" Rag said.
"Yep!" He pointed his gun at Arthas. "And you must be the antagonist of this small story arc!"
"Yes, that would be me." he drew a sword from his robes. "Tell me young man, what business have you with the one who destroyed the shard? Bear in mind," he continued, pointing his weapon at Death, "that depending on your answer, you may die."
"Oh, me and Xandus are best friends!" Death continued excitedly, totally ignoring Arthas. "yesterday, we played Rock Band aaaalll night!"
"Ah. I'm afraid I'm going to have to end your life then. Sorry about that."
"No probs! Just bear in mind I may be forced to defend myself," Death smirked and entered a fighting stance. And thus, the battle begun!

"Sharingan!" Death activated his Sharingan, as you may have guessed from his yelling the word "sharingan". He shot a Metal Blade at Arthas, who deflected it with his sword. He then blasted a fireball at Death, who jumped out of the way and shot back a fireball of his own, having just Sharingan'd Arthas's one. Arthas, being undead (I think), caught aflame.
 

Pm0n3y

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As the meatless Godzilla fired at the heroes, Phil made a shield for cover, in which the heroes hid behind. Once the Giant Japanese Skeleton finished Firin his laz0r (blahh), Rag stood up from behind cover, pulling out his daikaitsu.

"I'll handle this" He said, using Phil's cover as a springboard.

"Rag, Wait!" Phil said, breaking the shield off his arm and jumping after Rag.

Phil pulled out his infinity staff, and turned into a Scythe.

"Double Scythe Blade Storm!" The two yelled, spinning rapidly towards the Skeletal entity, cutting off his arms.

As the Skele-Godzilla stumbles back from the attack, Phil calls out to Death.

"Death, Do It, Now!!"He yells, and Death jumps towards the Skeleton

"Rasengan!!!"Death yells, plunging the attack straight into Godzilla's chest, sending pieces of skeleton everywhere.
 

lwm3398

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I'm gonna reserve it anyway, but do I need to reserve for Xandus and I? I think we should say what we're reserving for, that would clear a little confusion.

Reserved for the Sol Ege thing.

"Okay..." Said Xandus. "We're going to have to hit four dimensions, and 2 of the 8 pieces are in this one."

"Yes." Said Alucard. "But it isn't that simple. It's a pretty complicated thing, time travel."

"Time travel?" asked Xandus. "What does time travel have to do with the Good, Evil, AA, and Hell dimensions?"

"Well, you see, I know a place where we can get a dimensional transporter. In the future. From an evil scientist. That's how I got here. You see, I went, in the Evil Dimension, to a nice guy scientist. His brains are not splattered around his office. Anyways, since this whole dimension is in the past, the other one is in the future. And everyone good here is evil there. It's an opposite thing. A mirror."

"Okay..."

"So, we gotta get a time transporter, get a small, portable Dimensional Gate Creator, and get the pieces."

"How do you know the Gate Creator will be small?"

"In the opposite place, the thing was fucking huge. So here, it must be pretty small."

"Good enough. Now, to the castle basement!"

Xandus waved his sword and it spit fire. The wave burned down a forest.

"The point of that... Wasss...?" Alucard said.

"There was a squirrel. It could have been a spy." Xandus replied.

There was a pause.

"To the basement!" cried Xandus, suddenly breaking the silence like a sledgehammer breaks your skull. And I mean specifically you, no one else's shatters quite like yours. I know from experience. He threw his sword up in the air, jumped on it, and rid it like a hover board. Alucard turned into some bats. They flew to the basement.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

"AAAAAAAH! How the hell did I let you get me into this!?" Xandus yelled out like a schoolgirl with a spider on her neck.

"I don't really see the problem. It's just a normal center of the Earth volcanic flair. Puts hair on your chest."

"I already have armor, I don't need hair!" The lava that spurted up like Xandus' metallic heals like a child would lick an ice cream.

"Look, the shard is right below you on the little piece of Dolomite, the un-meltable metal. Just jump down and grab it."

"My armor is 30% dolomite..."

"Yeah, just go grab it."

"Okay!"

Xandus jumped. He reached for Soul Edge. As he came down, he shoved the sword into the Sol Shard. It penetrated through the dolomite raft. Lava flooded through the large crack. Though it was hot, the lava on his feet helped him practice his Irish Jig dancing.

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

"Hey, you're the one that jumped. Not my problem."

"I will end all you love....."

"Xandus, I only love blood. And as long as you can't end the Universe, there will be an abundance of it."

"All you love....."

By now the lava was up to Xandus' waist, but other than being incredibly hot he was pretty much safe. His dolomite-and-diamond-mix armor was holding up quite well, considering he was in heat equal in intensity to that of the sun's surface.

Xandus, after struggling horribly, put his sword on the lava and jumped on. He floated up.

[HEADING=1]"A FAT FRIGGING LOT OF GODDAMNED HELP YOU WERE, VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!"[/HEADING]

"Baby." Said Alucard, indifferent to all except good ol' human-water.

"Anyways, you now have the shard of fire. Congratulations."

"I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY."

"Hey, hey, calm down. You can now spit fire from your sword."

"I COULD DO THAT BEFORE, YOU IDIOT!!!"

"..." Alucard opened his mouth, then shut it. "uh... er... hm... dih... hmm. Well, I guess we should go get the shard of time travel, which is conveniently right in this dimension."

"Whatever, but if anyone goes out on a limb this time, it's you."
 

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"That's the one." said Arthas to Jack.

"Who the hell is Alucard?" asked Rag.

"Alucard's a vampire, I'd describe him as Chaotic Neutral or Good. Tries to do stuff to help people, but has some EVIL methods of doin so." replied Arthas.

"Never seen him." said Ram.

"Well, I need to find him. He's in cahoots with Xandus. Both are generally invincible and extremely powerful. Plus, I think at least one of the two intends to kill you."

"Xandus wants to kill everyone. Plus, that asshole just destroyed the Silence Sword of the South." said CM.

"I know this." said Arthas.
 

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Multi-Kill said:
"Then you also know what happens, dont you?" Ram, who was confused as to what breaking the shards did.
"Yes, I do." Said Arthas. "Well, lemme say it this way. A part of something incredibly important is gone. Particularly, a part of the power source. We'll be moving back to the other dimension in three, two, wuh-"

They were ripped from the place in Good Dimension's outer places before "One" could be squeezed out.

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