The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[lwm3398]

"First, tell me who that droid was." said Alucard, after settling into the small alien's tent.

"It was from the Dark Side."

"Look, I was just there, and I think I'd recognize such a big, recognizable thing."

"Well, you obviously didn't. You probably spent most of your time there napping, right?"

*Shifty Eyes*

"Maybe... but how do I get off this planet!"

"Oh, you can use this."

Yoda threw a grenade at Alucard, and as it exploded he was transported into the Good Dimension.

One Transport Later.

Frohman walked through a corridor in the Doom Fortress, carrying Death's jacket, singing a little tune that went like this:

I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom, doom, doom, doom doom-doom doom! Doomy-doomy-doom!

As he walked, he noticed a wall bleeding.

"Hmmm..." he said.

"How "Doom Fortress" like."

He was ready to disregard it, when he noticed a bat following him.

"Oh, how cute! Nice batty! Go lap up the blood, will ya?"

When he looked and pointed at the puddle, he noticed a figure coming out of it. Like an elevator pushing out of a pool, Alucard appeared.

"Oh my God! Alucard? I'm such a fan! I try so much to be as cool as you, but Xandus always-"

"Doin a bangup job at that. Really, you deserve a medal. Where can I find Xandus or the Ram?"

"The... Ram...?"

"Yes. I'm going to kill Xandus.

"You're going to kill the biggest threat in the entire DIMENSION?!"

"Remember. I'm here. There is no. And I mean NO. Bigger. Threat. Than me.

Spoiler

This okay with you, Xandus?

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler

As long as you don't actually manage to kill me, I'm fine with it.

Spoiler: Do not read.

Spoiler: No clicking.

Spoiler: If you got this far, don't turn back.

How about a partnership after the battle? I'll make the colosseum and everything else. But I'll always end up screwing something up and making you angry. I'm pretty much the dark castle's Grimm, but I'm at least 90% competent.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil stood there, completely mind-blown by the exposition laid out before him and the heroes.

"Um, wow. But what about the Sword of Novogod? Where is it? Will it be our job to guard it or what?" Phil asked, bamboozled.

"Yes." CM answered
"But it's not all in one place. You see, i already know that the villains will eventually find the city, looking for the sword. So, i split it up into four sections, each for one section of New Genesis. And they all have cool little names! They are:

The Serenity Shard of the North,
The Dangerous Dagger of the West
The Legendary Lance of the East
And The Silence Sword of the South

"Wow, those are cool names" Ram said

"But wouldn't having the shards in different places make them harder to guard?" Rag asked

"Yes, i thought about this, and decided to make underground emergency passageways to the shards in case we wouldn't be able to reach one in time." CM said

 

[RagnorakTres]

"...It still sounds like a...Final Fantasy side-quest to me. Entirely too simple. I mean, if one's opponent manages to get into the passageways...I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. Well, if we're gonna be guarding something..." Rag reached behind him and pulled his summoning scroll out of his belt. He activated the seals and summoned his twin katana, Katatsu and Hyoutatsu, and his scythe/guitar/awesome machine Daitatsu, slinging them into different positions on his furry little body. He then turned to Corporate Man and asked, "Which one's mine? Any elemental affinities I need to know? Any specific threats to the Shards as of yet? Is there food there? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE HAMSTERS??!?!?!! Actually, I don't really need to know that last one, just kind of felt like asking. Y'know, 'cause hamsters control all interdimensional travel. Or at least they try to, Yoda's been dodging them for millenia now..."

Boss, you're rambling.

"...Ahem. Apologies. So, yeah..."

The rest of the heroes stared at him uncomfortably. "Rag, old buddy, are you alright? No...alien parasites or ancient curses we need to know about?" asked Ram after a slight pause.

"Huh? No, no, just...a little distracted. Wondering about an old friend. Actually...Helena, do you have any updates on...that?"

No, sir, the headline still reads "Shinra dead! Perpetrator is still fugitive from Shinra forces." Don't worry, Boss. Fides is tough, smart, he'll be fine. He's got Meriacandor and Phoenix, if all else fails he can trick them out of their pants and convince them it was a favor. He's a con man, he's used to being on the run.

"I sure hope you're right...well, this is the problem in front of us at the moment." Ragnorak's eyes took on the calculating look so common when he was considering his next move, tuned into the mission.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Nanami could swear her head was spinning from all the information given. Even to the point of having to slap the sides of her head. She sighed, it would seem she'd have to stick with these guys, but that would mean sidetracking from her quest. But then she realized something,

"Hm, Sempai used to do stuff like this on his travels. From what I remember his apartment was full of antique weapons and scrolls and stuff" She contemplated aloud.

"Who the hell is this?" Somebody from the group asked.

"Oh, this is Nanami" Phil answered. "She's lost... and looking for her boyfriend

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram looked fondly at the many portraits of heroes as they passed by them.
"Ahh, these bring back some good memories. Alexander, Pelopidas, Pericles, Theseus...all thanks to me, yah know."
"Oh, neat! What about the other Greek stuff, like the Trojan war?" Rag asked.
"Um....nooo, I think that was someone else..."

In an Ancient Greece bar.
"Duuuude, dude, dude...Dude, Paris, man, you know that Helelelelen Chichhk?" Rameries slurred as his currently possessed human form swallows another beer.
"Maaaan she's so HOT! I mean, you should totally, like, get her. Pffft, Sparta? Screw em. Just a bunch of testardet...testastereen....big muscle dumb guys that are naked, like, always...SCREW EM, I say, though not really....BAR KEEP! Anotherbeerformeandmehbuddy, PARIS! Btw, no offense dude, but that's SUCH a gay name...well, one day it will be."


"Hehe, yeah...someone else..."

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm laughed, "So guys, My old buddy was going to come here and join us"!
Maddawg opened his mouth, Then decide to close it, For he did not have to say something yet, So he decided to punch Grimm in the face.
"WE DONT NEED MORE PEOPLE"!!! Maddawg Yelled.
Then Maddawg repeatedly stabbed Grimm in the stomach with some sword.

Sho ran to Grimm's side and held him in his arms, While some sad orchestra music played in the background.
"I want you to use your Phoenix down on me later"! Grimm gasped out.
Then Grimm stopped moving and died, Then the sad music went to a stop, And Sho threw his body like Fifty feet away.
Sho then went through his pockets and looked for his phoenix down, "FOUND IT"!!

THEN! OUT OF NOWHERE!
The Generic Emo Anime Character came out, "Where is Grimm"?
He said, He proceeded to take out a razor and cut his self.
"Poser" Maddawg said.
"What did you say"? The Generic Emo guy said.
"NOTHING"! Maddawg yelled.
"Well then explain who you people are"! He said with an expression saying, "It hurts good"!

Spoiler: Generic Emo Character

ITS GENERIC ANIME CHARACTER ULQUIRRA! and its my longest post ever!

 

[world_of_dragons]

"Sugooooooii!!" Nanami gasped as her eyes widened at the vast room.

Her instinct to run about and explore the grand collections took over. But Nanami only got a few paces away from the others when CM requested everyone sit around the table. She does as requested and takes a seat at one end and waits for the others.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg walked forward and grabbed the knife from Geac (Generic Emo Anime Character.). "Look man have you seen a stupid Ram with a sack of money in his hands?" Said Maddawg.

"What the hell man!" Said Jaque (It sounds like Geac) "It hurts so good!"

"....Well since Grimm is dead I guess we need a new punching bag. Unfortuntaly this guy alreay punches himself." said Sho

"WHY DO I SUCK!" Said Jaque punching himself multiple times.

"Well Well well." said a Mysterious voice."Look what we got here. If it isn't Maddawg and his little goody two shoes."

The group looked up and above them they saw this demnsions Ragnorak only somthing was very diffrent.

For one....he wasen't carrying any swords but instead held a Pistol in his hand.

"OMG!" Said Splazor. "IT'S RAG! AND HE'S A PIRATE!"

"Arrgghhh!"

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler: Maddawg

Hahahahaha!!! I get it!!!!

Spoiler

What? Was rag an old character that was a ninja, or something?

Ah-ha-ha, I get it.

"Kill me?" said Xandus.

"Kill me???? Are you high right now?"

"I'd say a snappy one-liner, but being dead in ten seconds and not remembering it would be useless."

"...[small]Ass...[/small] Anyways, how do you intend to kill me?"

The vampire drew two guns, one silver, one black. Xandus drew his sword.

Spoiler

Battle's yours, Xandus. Do with it what you will. But I get the ending, I got a thing planned.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Spoiler: @maddawg

You sick son of a *****...I LOVE IT!!!!!!! Epic level win, you get a cookie. *hands maddawg a cookie* Don't get crumbs in your chainsaw.

Sorry, I haven't been keeping up with the group, so I don't know plot. Going now...stupid three RPs and FF12...