The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[The_Chief]

"uhh maddawg? is there anyway i can just get the ice cream and cookies and go? or do i have to stay and be a mean villain guy? and if so can i burn then to a crisp?!? HUH CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CANNNIIIII PLEEAASSEEE?!?!?!?!"

 

[ajb924]

"So it's come to this huh?" Sho said to himself watching the room collapse around him. "He looked toward the heroes dimension, then the villians. "Well... I know the bastards are going to save the world... So I'll try to help out Maddawg and the others..." Sho said and jumped into maddawgs dimension.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"What the hell are you talking about you strange strange dog? There are no cookies or ice Cream" Said maddawg to Lazor when suddenly Sho appeared on the other side of the portal hitting Maddawg in the back of the head.

"Holy shit! Sorry Maddawg!"

As Maddawg stood back up he muttered "My memory......It's....It's still a blank."

Suddenly Maddawg was hit in the back of the head by Sho again. This time on purpose.

"Alright I remeber you now."

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty stood looking bad ass the the room fell around him, he slowly walked toward the portal of which Maddawg had entered, mumbling things about Maddawg being "typical" and "cliche".

He grabbed Grimm's arm and threw him into the bad guy portal, Grimm fell on top of Lazor Dog and squished him as Master Kitty jumped into the portal.

"So... do we just wait for this thing to collapse or what?"

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler

Is this full, or can I come in? I know we're choosing whether we're good or evil and that we're escaping the galaxy, but can I get a bit more explanation? Actually, I'm just gonna jump in. Our character is our avatar, yes? If so I have an entrance idea.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler

Is this full, or can I come in? I know we're choosing whether we're good or evil and that we're escaping the galaxy, but can I get a bit more explanation?

Spoiler: It's always open

This thread is an Open RPG (Hence the name) Where basically you can be whoever you are, and do whatever you want as long as you understand the rules. Basically right now were just picking sides (Evil attempting to destroy the Demension while good is trying to prevent it.) I will be suggesting a character sheet for the OP when Ram get's on but he has been busy lately. Right now as far as I know we have
Myself
Shaps
Ajb
Imacharginmylazor
And Hollow Grim on evil.

Everyone else currently falls under the good catagory.

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler

Okay. This is my first RP, and I have to go soon, so this might not be an excellent entrance. Here goes nothing. And can I just keep going? I have no idea what's happening. I just wanted to be introduced and then have someone continue on. And can we act as other people, like I did for Shapster saying "Oh God"?

As Master Kitty saw the portal close, or thought he did, he started to see something coming through.

"Oh god."

He said, realizing it was blood. More and more came in through the dimensional doorway, now extremely tiny. The blood pooled, yet the door miraculously remained open. Nothing happened. The blood grew up, turning into a figure. A hat appeared on it's head, a long coat as well. From it's jacket, it pulled a gun. Quite a large one, too. A silver one and a black one. It used the barrel of one of the guns to push up it's hat.

"My name..."

It said, in a slick, slippery voice.

"Is Alucard."

"What are you doing here with us bad guys?"

Said Maddawg.

"Bad?"

Said Alucard.

"I'll take what I get. Sorry for the entrance, though. I was crushed by the room, became a puddle of blood. What are we doing?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler

Okay. This is my first RP, and I have to go soon, so this might not be an excellent entrance. Here goes nothing. And can I just keep going? I have no idea what's happening. I just wanted to be introduced and then have someone continue on. And can we act as other people, like I did for Shapster saying "Oh God"?

As Shaspter saw the portal close, or thought he did, he started to see something coming through.

"Oh god."

He said, realizing it was blood. More and more came in through the dimensional doorway, now extremely tiny. The blood pooled, and the door closed. Nothing happened. The blood grew up, turning into a figure. A hat appeared on it's head, a long coat as well. From it's jacket, it pulled a gun. Quite a large one, too. A silver one and a black one. It used the barrel of one of the guns to push up it's hat.

"My name..."

It said, in a slick, slippery voice.

"Is Alucard."

Spoiler: Just a few changes

For one. I want to keep the portal open at least until I can write a follow up for the villans. Secondly

I may have confused you with some of the names.

Shapsters is his Username on the escapist here he is Master Kitty, a white purebreed cat with the Halo helmet on!

Ajb is known as Sho! a strange anime dude who can control sound!

Maddawg is....well Maddawg a locust commander.

Imacharginmylazor is SPLAZOR DOG! An internet meme turned brutal...annoying killer.

and grimm is just Grimm. He's the team punching bag. Wanna act out your frustration then do it to him!

Controlling characters is okay and also we tend to do more comedy then acutal serious roleplaying

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: @lwm3398

In this RP, character control is allowed, however you must be careful in other RPs that are not as welcoming upon the idea. Also, my characters name is Master Kitty, get the name right or I will have to blow your head off...

 

[lwm3398]

Spoiler: Just a few changes

For one. I want to keep the portal open at least until I can write a follow up for the villans. Secondly

I may have confused you with some of the names.

Shapsters is his Username on the escapist here he is Master Kitty, a white purebreed cat with the Halo helmet on!

Ajb is known as Sho! a strange anime dude who can control sound!

Maddawg is....well Maddawg a locust commander.

Imacharginmylazor is SPLAZOR DOG! An internet meme turned brutal...annoying killer.

and grimm is just Grimm. He's the team punching bag. Wanna act out your frustration then do it to him!

Controlling characters is okay and also we tend to do more comedy then acutal serious roleplaying

Spoiler: Okay, but

I changed it up a bit. And, also, can I, perhaps, Be some kind of neutral? Just be here to shoot people, mostly Grimm?

... And can someone get it going?

 

[world_of_dragons]

Suddenly the room the girl ended up began to close all around her. Within that time a coupe of men each opened a portal where a goat and a monkey dressed as a ninja jumped into one, while a cat and some strange looking people jumped into the other.

'Ah, which one do I go into?' The girl asked herself. What if she chose the wrong portal and ended up somewhere she really didn't want to be in. But the poor girl didn't have much time to elaborate and simply closed her eyes and threw herself into one of them.

Her eyes snapped open the moment she landed and she smiled.

"Kide (how beautiful)" She gasped as she gazed over the grassy horizon and the glorious metropolis beyond it.

"Can I help you, young lady?"

"KYAA!" The girl screamed and spun around, not looking the corporate man in the eyes

 

[Pm0n3y]

Philip took in his surroundings, as the lush, green forest (cuz he jumped in the heroes portal, apparently) near New Genesis put his mind at ease, away from all the frantic action he's experienced over the course of his adventures with his new found friends. That is until he's mentally mind fucked by The Fallen's booming voice (Now in gloriously hard-to-read, orange print!)

"Hey There, Worthless Organic, Miss Me?" He said

"Well, yeah" Phil answered.
"The other voices in my head were getting lonely"

Phil then turns to the hot anime chick across from him.

"Nanika atta (What's up?)?" he says, speaking fluent Japanese

Her eyes widen with happiness (as if they couldn't get any wider), and she runs over and hugs him, knowing that there's someone who can understand her.

"Wow, you're an energetic one, aren't you?" he says, putting her down.
"Namae wa nan desu ka (What's your name?)?" he asks the girl.

Spoiler: Hey World of Dragons

I'm guessing your new character can only speak japanese?

 

[Ramthundar]

"Um, CM, mate, I'm guessing that you teleported all inocents and good guys here, yeah?" Ram asked the bad-now-turned-good-and-powerful guy.
"Yep!"
"And the villains you left in the coplapsing dimension, riiight?"
"Oh god know! That be way to cruel! (Plus have those ass-holes owe me money). So I sent them to Maddawg's dimension."

"...Greeat."
"What? This is perfect now! We're safe from the Auditor, the Villains of the world are in a whole different dimension, but we still have one pretty powerful one to fight for fun! It's damn well perfect!" CM boasted, sipping a caviar-cash smootie.

"Yeah, great and all, buuuut the Auditor will not simply stop with wiping out our reality. It's going to make sure EVERYTHING from it is destroyed, which would be EVERYONE YOU TELEPORTED!"
"Soooo, no bachi ball tournament later?"

Spoiler: Oh, btw...

[HEADING=1]CONGRATULATIONSSS!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]
We did it guys! *Pops champaing. Tops impales Grimm*
2000th Posts!
And if I'm not mistaken, the combined time of the First Avatar Adventuers and the second one make this RP bout...7 months old!!!
WHOOOO!
So let's clap ourselfs in the back and take a look back!
{Unfortunately due to Revolver Wolf, we'll be looking back at only this thread.}

Spoiler: Lots of Spoilers to save Room!

Spoiler: BIG SPOILER!

Heavy breathing from near the road cut off sharply before Alan Wake sat upright, blinking through tired eyes that were framed by purplish bags of fatigue. The grass of the meadow reached his neck and tickled his somewhat unshaven chin. When he spotted the white ram sitting by the road, he blinked again, this time in confusion. It appeared as though the ram was.. hitch-hiking?

Not wanting to feel the wrath of any mysterious ram, Alan made to stand upright. As he did so, the trailing end of a red scarf wrapped casually around his neck tightened, trapped beneath his foot. With a gurgling sort of choking noise, it yanked him back down toward the earth and filling his face with unpleasant dirt. He groaned, and then, slower this time, stood again.

He hesitated, staring at the ram. Then he stared at the ram's horns.

..I do NOT want those chasing me. He stood still, unsure of whether to bolt or slowly back away. Maybe it would wander off?

..Or maybe it was conspiring against him..

Alan didn't like rams at all.

Maddawg walked throught the halls of nexus. Locust guards stood at attention and saluted the Locust general before returning to their jobs. Maddawg stood before a mass of locust to give a speech. "Today we live below the ground. We are forced to live under ground due to the guardians of the surface. But today is a grand day we have found out who the who the guradians are. We have prepared a power point for-." A boomer walked out onto the stage and wishpered into Maddawg's ear. "boomer boomer boom" "what do you mean you didnt finsh the powerpoint!" "boom boome" "You said you knew how to make a powerpoint. You know what just forget it. Instead of a power point we have prepared a slide show."

Slide #1- "This is the first guardian. He is known as Ram.. The ram.

Slide #2-This is the space cowboy. His actual name is unknown

Slide #3-This is the ninja monkey. He is belived to be a pirate.

Slide #4- Alan here is the final guardian we have pinpointed we know little to nothing about him.

Spoiler: Evil Villan reporting for duty

HERESSSS MADDAWG!

In the distance a happy cow was grazing in the happy meadow when she heard something. Puzzled the happy cow walked closer to the noise to find a group of people/animals running for their lives from an angry army. Looking closer the happy cow notices a ram, with very large horns, carrying a large box. All the happy cow could thimk was how much fun they must be having, so very quietly happy cow walks slowly to the crowd to join them in their running.

The Logician snapped his fingers. Ramthunder got a new body, and all the dinusars got blown up. "How's that work for you?"

With the help of his AI Catana, Master Cat managed to locate the great underground Nexus. He snuck through the entrance all the way to the great hall where Maddawg resides. He waited for Maddawg to finish his conversation with Jimmy then revealed himself.
" Maddawg! Master Cat reporting for duty. I am tired of Master Chief getting all the credit for the work I do! I will obey your every command. If you would like me to wield the Golden Lancer, I will, whatever your command. I will aid in the destruction of these so called "hereos"!"

ThreeWords was running to catch up with Master Kitty, when he saw him fall

"Hey guys! Master Keitty fell down into the clearing... oh."

The clearing was filled with turbites, and their numbers stretched away to the horizon! Threewords grinne, more than usual, though it might just have been him baring his teeth.

"The turbites" he said, his voice filled with rage and blood-lust, "Are the enemy of my entire race. They overran my planet, forcing us to become nomads in space and time, and now we must kill them wherever we find them!"

He was about to leap into combat, when he hesitated and reached into his pocket. He pulled out a small device and pressed a few buttons.

Light flashed, and there stood a whole hoard of aliens that resembled ThreeWords

"May I introduce my family" said ThreeWords, and with an unearthly scream, the aliens tore into the ranks of turbites, claws, teeth, talons, spines and blades all tearing and rending.

When Master Kitty woke up, he quickly realised that he was more gone than he thought. Considering that he was thinking it was 07 and 08 who knocked him out. Wich would be impossible, considering they're stuck on the other side of the portal.

When he woke up, he was spoken to by a large Daye with a sweater saying "01". "[color=3F0548]Why are you trying to find out about us?[/color]" the big Daye said. This was followed by a quick little chap coming up with a sweater saying "[color=3F0548]Master! You'r sweater is clean. And dry! And ready for you to use[/color]" "[color=3F0548]Thank god. This sweater was so damn tight.[/color]" the Master replied. As he changed his sweater to the appropriate one, the text on it was revealed. "Daye.0A" it said.

"[color=3F0548]Your helmet sure doesn't provide much in the means of safety, mate. We've knocked you out twice![/color]" a small Daye said with a big smug smile

"I say we go after maddawg. He's been the source of all our problems."

"Can't you just, I dunno, logic him out of existence, or something?" Rangorak asked.

"Sure." The Logician said. "But what would be the fun in that?"

The last bayking hung limp on the rams massive horns(hopefully no sexual joke in there). "Lazor cat..." He said hoarsly, "You have stepped in a give the ball to me zone. Do it." He moaned out. And because of the rules Lazor cat blasted it over to LBK.
"Lastbay king....your on ram's horns." Said some hero finally relizing him there after all of this.
"That's not going to get you the ball anytime soon."
"Well then your in a no lieing on horns zone, if you don't get you have to throw the ball away."
"Okay."
"Aren't you getting off."
And this is when LBK said the most illogical thing ever. "I'm not lieing on his horns, he's charged me through. I have beaten you little game."
"Well your on a LaZoR zone." LBK's ball was blasted away.

Meanwhile on mount Psychedelia..."I will rule the world with my lyrical genius!" *slow drag on a cigarette* "Yes..."

"Oh..my..god." Ram whispered before the crowbar came crashing down on to his head.
*TINK*
"It's GORDON FREEMAN!" Ram gleefully shouted, completely oblivious to the broken crowbar lieing near his hooves.
Gordon, looking at his half of the crowbar with shock, tossed it aside and picked up another one.
*TINK*
"Dude, I'm like, your biggest fan!" the giddy goat continued, still ignoring the fact
his horns were being assaulted by metal bars. Gordon was equally ignorant to the fact that he was trying to hit a head that was all skull on top.
*TINK*
"Perfect! We can now make our *TINK* escape!" the American Paladin said with an Americanly whisper.
"But what about *TINK* Ram?" Splazor Cat whispered back, watching the pile of broken crowbars grow around the goat.
"Meh, I'm sure he'll be fine. *TINK* He looks like he's enjoy himself." American Paladin said, turning away. Ram was fervently trying to get Gordon to sign a crowbar but had to start over every time Gordon used it to hit him.
Splazor Cat watched for a few seconds more, then shrugged and followed his American friend.

Samii the cow woke up to a horrible shreek. "What's wrong, what happened? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!" the confused cow aked the ram screaming next to her.

The twins merged into one person a Sho Minamoto
"Heh, So Zetta SLOW!!! Ive been waiting for the goat to break the curse the damn composer put me under a few years back..." said Sho
"Umm okay then so who are you exacty? And btw im a ram not a goat!!" shouted the ram
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, the names Sho Minamoto and im aiming to kill the composer of shibuya, problem is i dot know where i am, or who he factor you people are!"

(OOC: Right... *Ahem*)

(Samurai) Huey casually strode along the side of the road until a group of strangers brushed right past him. There wasn't much time for him to ask a question to the strange group right before the unasked question had been answered by the sight of a house running up to him.

"What the...?!" Was all poor (Samurai) Huey could get out before the house gobbled him up.

"Okay, this is weird...."

"Ram!" Yelled Samii, running toward the creepy school to help out Ram. Trying to get the creepy school children off of Ram, Samii used her gigantic ass to crush the creepy kids, and rescue Ram.

Sweet Jesus, it's another me. Jerry said.

"I doubt it. I found you by the side of the road, remember?"

Yeah, but it's a talking computer, and more importiantly it's a chick.

"Keep it...umm...in...wherever you keep it, Jerry."

I make no promises.

The group stepped inside and the Lazor Cat pointed a paw at the old man. "Is that Munchausen? How is that old man going to see us out?!" He laughed from atop Spike's shoulder.

The old man got up and started cracking his knuckles as he moved towards the Space Cowboy and the now suddenly nervous Lazor Cat. "It's ok Lazor Cat, I'll bust out my kung fu moves if he gets too close." Spike said before getting flung through the window along with the Lazor Cat.

The old man calmly went back to his chair, ignoring the groans coming from outside. The rest of the group looked around nervously. "Shall we get down to business then?" The psychic said pointing to a table for them to sit. "Yes that sounds good." The Ram said gratefully, eyeing the old man again to make sure he wasn't about to pounce on them

Hazuki studied the new weapon in her hand when it suddenly changed back into Nevan in a flash of purple lightning.

"Holy shit!" Spouted Splazor

"What? Being a sword can get so cramped sometimes!" Nevan complained. Then she looked at Hazuki and fell sat next to her. "But this won't be so bad... You are a pretty girl after all" Hazuki blushed violently at the comment, and the fact that Nevan began to peer closer didn't help either. The demon giggled at Hazuki's silence and flustered cheeks and teasingly drew a pair of fingers along her chin, leaning her body against Hazuki's.

"I wonder if you're as good with your body as you are with a sword, if you catch my drift" Nevan cooed seductively, then drew her gaze to a flabbergasted Hatsumi. "And unlike the mute over there, I come with full voicework"

Nevan's little display had captured the attention of every male on the bus, even that of Ragnorak whose watched from the rear view mirror and Huey who found it difficult to draw his eyes away. Then Nevan's hand wandered under Hazuki's skirt...

SLAP!

"Ow! You're so mean!" Nevan fumed after Hazuki slapped her.

"I'm also a one woman girl, so keep your hands to yourself! Your task is to serve as my weapon and nothing more!" Hazuki shot back with a shaking voice. She looked to the guys. "And what are you looking at, hentai?!"

"Ragnorak, watch the road!" Sami shouted.

"Ah shit..." Ragnorak muttered as the bus drove off a bridge

"DAMN YOU GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION!!"

The Hydra quickly grew bigger and bigger until it was the huge size as allways. This prompted a quick escape from Riddick, who locked the door behind him "What? You wuss!" SPlazor Cat yelled at him. This made the Hydra turn towards them "Well done, damn cat!" Ram scolded

Now the Hydra was closing in, and the heroes had no idea how to defeat them. They were all shrinking in their corner "Oh god! I might not have shown it too much, but I love you Samii! I love you so much!" Samii gave Ram a uncomfortable look. Ram dried his eyes. Say, Samii. As we will most likely depart in the hands of this Hydra what you say we .. You know ... One last time?" *smack*

Sho now turned to (Samurai)Huey. "Listen pal. I know I haven't been the best buddy, but if we survive this, I promise you I'll be there for you as much as possible!" (Samurai)Huey faced Sho "Likewise! Likewise!" he said with his eyes completely wet

Now it was Splazor Cats turn "I love you all guys. I now I might have been immature and rude at times, but god damn, that's just how I show my affection for you!" they started to weep all of them, except Samii the cow. Now Splazor cat pulled out a bunch of pictures "Let's have a look at our memories one more time

First picture was of Ragnarok defeating the Hydra
"Oh how much I would give to have him here now. He would surely defeat the Hydra standing here" Ram said "I didn't really get to know him" Sho responded
Next picture was of Ram meeting Alan
"He was a good guy" Ram said "Who is that?" (Samurai)Huey asked "Ah, just a guy I met at a road. Didn't stay with us too long, though"
Next was when the heroes encounter a confused cow while running
"Hey, that's me!" Samii exclaimed "Sure is" Ram said with a smile
Next was of the heroes fighting with Bayknights
"Who are those guys?" Sho asked "Ah, dear memories before you guys' time" Ram explained
Next was when they were trapped beneath the maze, and Mr.YetFun gave them challenges
"This is one of my favourite battles. It also had a giant Pac-Man!" Ram told the group "Yeah. and I was fucking awsome!" Splazor Cat added
Next picture was of The Logician logically gave Ram his body back and remove the entire army
"Whoah! That dude is powerful" (Samurai)Huey said "Yeah, well not as powerful as I" Sho said a bit hurt
Next Picture was of the heroes facing a chainsaw wearing Maddawg inside a Geode
"Man that guy sure is tough!" Splazor Cat said "Yeah, that's why we're allways hunting him" Ram replied
Next was a picture of the fight between Tiriof and a Daye
"That looks like a neat battle. Why did you guys just stand there?" Samii asked "Well, you know .. One GM taking the entire battle and all" Ram said
Next picture was of Ragnarok slicing Daye through Tiriof
"Whoah! That monkey sure is badass!" Sho said "Yeah, I wish he was here, so that I could measure my strenght against him. I know I'd win" (samurai)Huey said
One picture was taken from behind the Dayes overlooking the house with the pink interior
"Hey, who took these pictures?" Ram asked "Beats me" Splazor said
Next picture was of two tied up Dayes and Master Kitty flying through the window
"Seems like the Dayes aren't much of a match, are they?" Sho said "You're right about that. They're not completely stable - they're changing sides to wichever Master Kitty is on"
Another picture was of the heroes trapped in Maddawgs office with a turrent facing them
"Oh! How'd you get out of that one?" Sho asked "Uhm .. I think we used the help of one of the computers" Ram answered
Next picture was of all the villains and heroes fighting against same foe as Corporate Man and Glen Beck
"That seems like one massive fight!" Sho said with a grin on his face "Yeah, it was loads of fun!" Splazor responded
Next was of Splazor trying to shoot the balls of Master Kitty
"Why'd you do that anyway?" Ram asked Splazor "I fucking hate that Kitty!"
Then there was a picture of the heroes with a hangover
"Man, that was a good night!" Ram said with a smile "Yeah, but I still have this tattoo of 'Sandy' on my leg" Splazor said with a sad face
Then a picture of the heroes running from a house trying to eat them
"Hey, I remember that house. Damn that house!" Sho said "I concur" Ram answered
Then a picture of the heroes fighting a Hydra
"Hey that wasn't too long ago." (Samurai)Huey said "Yeah, I remember that" Samii responded
The last picture was of the heroes looking at pictures while a Hydra were closing in on them
"What the fuck? That's happening now!" Splazor shouted "I got a strange feeling about this" Ram said

When they looked up, they saw the Hydra look at them with big eyes and a tear in one of them "D'aaaaaw"

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler

Philip took in his surroundings, as the lush, green forest (cuz he jumped in the heroes portal, apparently) near New Genesis put his mind at ease, away from all the frantic action he's experienced over the course of his adventures with his new found friends. That is until he's mentally mind fucked by The Fallen's booming voice (Now in gloriously hard-to-read, orange print!)

"Hey There, Worthless Organic, Miss Me?" He said

"Well, yeah" Phil answered.
"The other voices in my head were getting lonely"

Phil then turns to the hot anime chick across from him.

"Nanika atta (What's up?)?" he says, speaking fluent Japanese

She runs over and hugs him, knowing that there's someone who can understand her.

"Wow, you're an energetic one, aren't you?" he says, putting her down.
"Namae wa nan desu ka (What's your name?)?" he asks the girl.

Spoiler: Snip

I'm guessing your new character can only speak japanese?

Well, yes and no. The girl obviously speaks Japanese, but she does no a little English... Which is enough to get by in basic conversations.