The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Dungeon specific item!? This is bullshit! Maybe we missed the item we needed!" Sho said to the sword
"Well the go fucking find it!" The sword responded
"Wait!" Death said "I just realized something! In Zelda games beating the boss gives you some bullshit stone right?" The gorup nodded in agreement "So what if one of us ran out and got the sword while the rest were keeping the dragon busy, then they'd give us the sword and we wouldn't need to kill him!"
"See Grimm, when's the last time you had a helpful idea" Sho said smugly
"Fuck off..." Grimm mumbled
"OK, since this was Death's idea, under normal circumstances he would get the easy job. but since he's the new guy I'm gonna get the sword, you dicks play with the dragon!" Sho said walking toward the exit.
"So, find anything wrong with this plan yet?" Ram asked
"....In Zelda boss fights your trapped untill you win....." Sho mumbled
"Well look at that!" Ram said smugly
"I have a better idea anyway" Rag said pulling out a cell phone and dialing a number consisting of 5028224643 different digits
"AAA? Yea this is Rag, I need a favor. Do this and were even."
Suddenly a lanky teenager with a face hidden by his red hoody appeared out of nowhere. He simply looked at the dragon and the beasts brain imploded from his sheer skillz at gaming. The faceless boy looked at Rag, nodded and disappeared.
"The fuck!? Who was that?" Grimm asked
Sho stood trembling in fear and said "That was AAA, the true god of gaming... If he walks up to an arcade game not worthy of his prescence it explodes... He is the ultamite enemy of every gaming villian, he can't be defeated... He can't even get a scratch!"
"Damn strait! Now, you know what happens if you fuck with me Sho!" Rag said
"Ha!" Sho said returning to normal "You said you would be even if he did this! No way in hell does he give out favors!"
"Damn... Thought I could trick you..." Rag mumbled
"Ok, we beat it..." Ram said confused "Now where's the damn sword!?

Spoiler: The reason this is not godmodding is....

Because i don't plan on doing that, ever again. Just everyone else got to kill a robot, I wanted my post to kill the dragon.
For those of you who don't get the reference, here
AAA

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler

I'mma have to find a way to get back into this. Can someone tell me what's going on?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Is your sword retarded? There is no forest on this moutain. It's covered in snow 10/12th of the year." Said Morgoth as he laughed. "See this the sword's final trials are more like the Elite Four. Only in this case you beat 9 guardians".

"9? But the Dragon-?"

"Was the 9th. The final trial is through those doors." Said Morgoth pointing at the huge door.

"How long has that been there?" Said Splazor.

"Since the dawn of time!" Said Morgath ordering the Sharks to attack. "While my friends distract you I will claim the sword for myself!"

Morgoth ran to the door and opened it with his brute power. Inside was nothing but pitch blackness and the sharks were to curious to attack.

"Demon! I come to slay you and take the Sword of NovogoAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Said Morgath

"I did not spend 10 pages of this Rp building those robots just to have you smash them!" Said the very famillar voice from the Darkness.

The voice soon came with a figure and as it walked into the light the Heroes realized who there Enemy was!

"What's up Assholes" Said Maddawg!

 

[Sam G]

"It's you!" cried Death, pulling his thus-far useless guns on Maddawg. "You're the reason I'm here! You're the one I was sent to kill!"
"Oh, so you're an assassin? Well, there's your back story, finally..." Jack muttered.
You're going to kill me? Oh, that slaps me on the knee!" Maddawg chortled. "In the whole time you've been active in this story, the only things you've successfully managed to are kill one grunt and is shoot yourself. Just how are you intending to kill me, exactly?"
"Tell me, Maddawg... Is that your real name?"
"Why do you ask?" Maddawg inquired.
"No reason... Eh, Sho?" Death nodded towards his associate.
"'Sup?" Sho asked.
"I'm ready to do the eye deal."
"Okie-dokie, you're the boss..." Sho clicked his fingers, and Death's eyes glowed red.
"How am I going to kill you, you ask? Naturally, my dear sir... Sharingan!"
His now awesome-looking eyes started to spin around in their sockets.
"Behold! With my new Sharingan eyes, my character class changes to Blue Mage!"
"Er... I think you might be getting a bit mixed up..." Said Splazor.
"Nonsense! The rule's always been, "Ask a shinigami to exchange your right arm and leg for the Sharingan eyes which change your character class to blue mage"! Everyone who's ever seen Bleach can tell you that!"
"Ahem." Eyes turned to Xandus. "Am I the only one who sees a flaw in this plan?"
"What is it?" Death asked. Xandus politely nodded down at Death's right side.
"Oh, right. Aaaaagh!!! Oh my god, my limbs!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!"

 

[ajb924]

"So umm, did you just take his arm and leg or actually give him those eyes" Ram asked
"I dunno what he was talking about with the eyes. I just cut off his arm and leg cuz i felt like it." Sho said shrugging "Also, FUCK YOU! I WORK FOR NO ONE!" Sho yelled nd lit Death's limbless body on fire "I knew you weren't dead buddy" Sho said to Maddawg
"Wait, something doen't make sense..." Ram said
"and what would that be?" Asked Sho
"Well, you guys are villians, so doesn't the fact that maddawg was trying to kill our entire group creates a plothole." Ram explained
"Yea, why would Maddawg try to kill his fellow villians!? What the hell is going on?" Sho asked

Spoiler: Hooray for plotholes!

Seriosly, if Maddawg was the one trying to kil us will the vilains fight him, or join him at this point? Were sort of at an impass until we choose sides... So, do the villains join or fight Maddawg?
Aslo, who the fuck did Xandus just introduce? I think Malestorm was Petey's chracter right? Who were Saren and John?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg caught Malestrom with his left arm and then ripped him in half. With the Sword, Maddawg was the most powerful thing in the universe. He watched as the group basically faught themselves.

"What the fuck is going on." Thought Maddawg to himself. "Why do they act like they know me? I've never seen them in my life! Why did that guy sacrifice his arms and legs? Why are they discussing plot holes? Why is John Wilkes Booth alive? He's should be like 150. WHY DOES NOTHING MAKE SENSE!" after Rubbing his head in the Confusion, Maddawg just shrugged and went back to his room to watch Tv.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Spoiler: Guess who's back...

It's the overpowered Ninja Monkey! Now new and improved with Dark Tower references, Latin spells, Final Fantasy 12 Quickenings and Concurrences and both admin and member experience in Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy RPs! Buy now, limited supplies!

"Well, hell, if it's every man for himself...Light, oh fire of Heaven, and teach mine foes the artistry of death! Turris ab Sanctimonia!"

A giant pillar of lightning came down out of suddenly gathered storm clouds, glassing the ground in a thirty foot radius from Ragnorak's skyward pointed finger. Unfortunately, everyone was out of range, except Ram. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!!!" he yelled as he put on a pair of spiky orange sunglasses. Then a drill came out of nowhere and knocked them off into a portal to another dimension, the drill following them quickly. "What the hell..."

Well, sir, you know we aren't supposed to use characters from established anime. It's in our contract.

"What contract? The one with 4Kids and them? Pssshhh...what are a bunch of shitty dubbers gonna do to us."

"Summon me."

"Well, y'know besides summon the...Crimson...King...Los...shit." Ragnorak turned around and saw a tall man in a red cloak who gave a distinct impression of spideriness. "Well...umm...IswearIforgot, I'msosorry, pleasedon'teatme!" Ragnorak seemed slightly worried.

"Wh...whasssa matta...wassa matta witchoo, Rag..." slurred Ram, slightly discombobulated from the giant lightning strike. "Jus...jus shoo hi' ass..."

"Sorry, doesn't work on me twice. I'll let it go this time, you primitive ape, but keep me in mind...Oh, and your villain is going back to his room." and in a flash of red light, Los the Red disappeared. The melee continued, largely uninterrupted by the appearance and subsequent disappearance of (yet another) incarnation of pure evil.

Spoiler: OOC

Heya, all, how've ya been? I didn't really want to make that sound so weirdly plot-like, I was just going for goofiness/possible future running joke. Guess I've been RPing a bit too serious lately. *rubs back of neck*

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler

I'mma have to find a way to get back into this. Can someone tell me what's going on?

Spoiler: No Worries

I think my next announcement should help us all sort this out...

"Ayyyy, Rag!" cheered Ram as he patted the monkey's back. "I see you're still into the whole 'Multi-million dollar special effect entrance' deal. Never seen much use for it myself, just a quick Thor's Clap and a swift kick in the nuuuuts hold on, g-getting a c-call." Ram said, slightly shaking because one his horns was gently shaking.
With the battle field being to loud, he stepped into Maddawg's room. After finding a quiet corner, he removed his horn and
"Yello, Ramthundar, Spirit-Warrior of Mighty Thor, 'ow can I help yah?"
[HEADING=3]"Hey, Rammy boy, how's my favorite demi-god a'doing?"[/HEADING]

Ram moved the cell-horn a little from his ears, the booming bass voice still ringing in his head.
"Hello Thor. You need something? Sorry to be abrupt, but I'm kinda in a battle right now, so..."

[HEADING=3]"Yeah, no problem, just calling to see how you were doing, wanted to tell you everything here at the Pathoen is doing good, [sub]that the reality you're currently in will soon be destroyed,[/sub]that Odin's eye is bugging him again, that-[/HEADING]

"I'm doing fine, it's good to hear that everyone's doing okay, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DESTROYED!?!?!, and give him the cream his doctor prescribed and he should be fine. But seriously, WTF DESTROYED!?!? WHO!? HOW?!?"

[HEADING=3]Oh, you know, the regular Ultimate Being As The Sign For The End Of That Reality, that sort of thing. Sounds this reality is getting lucky, getting one of the Big Guys for it's end. Better than that last reality. Whole thing collapsed cause of a frog's fart.[/HEADING]

"SORT OF THING?!? CAN'T WE STOP IT SOMEHOW!!!??? And a frog's fart?"

[HEADING=3]Weird, I know. Anyway's was nice chatting with yah. Hope you get out of there before the whole thing goes down the crapper. BYEZ!!![/HEADING]

"WAIT NOOO*click*THOR DAMN HIMSELF!" Ram cursed, slamming his horn back on.

Meanwhile, in Maddawg's TV Room...

"Oh House, you're sarcastic and often cruel ways hides your gruff but lovable soul!" Maddawg sighed, munching on some popcorn.
Suddenly, his screen got went white, then black, with the only light in the room coming from two red dots on the screen.

[HEADING=2]Greetings, Maddawg, Lord of the Nexus.[/HEADING]

"WTF? HOUSE?!?"

[HEADING=2]I send you an offer, Locust. Help me in my task, and I offer you power, riches, lust, anything your black heart desires...[/HEADING]

 

[Ramthundar]

[HEADING=1]Ahhh, yes, Lord Xandus. You wish to be mighty?[/HEADING] came the dark voice again, heavy tones sounding like the bells that call the dead.
Suddenly from the TV, a large black claw exited out, it's talons at an open grasp at the sword Xandus held.
As Xandus watched with horrified eyes, the claw flexed, and the blade begin to disinigrate into a vapor which was quickly sucked towards the claw.

No! Not you! NOT CHAAAAAHHHHGODOHGODIT'SLIKEMYCOLON'SONFIRE!! was the final screams of the Soul Edge as it was sucked into the black claw. Once it had aborbed all of it, it slowly slunk back into the screen.

"WTF!?! I spent almost 3 quest lines finding that thing you black clad bastard!"

[HEADING=1]I can offer you something more then power over this world, my dear Xandus. I offer you power...over whole REALITIES....[sub]and who is this WTF I keep hearing about? Is he related to this House which is so revered?[/sub][/HEADING]

"GUYSSS!" Ram cried, running outside in the middle of the battle.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Ragnorak looked at Frohman. "Are you really sure you want to get inbetween me and an Ultimate Deity that will probably destroy everything if it gets what it wants? I mean, it's your funeral, I've got a ticket out, but seriously dude, Veryend knows I love a good fight. Get out of my way or I'll leave you behind in this collapsing reality."

He turned to Ram, who was running at full tilt towards them. "Let me guess: an Ultimate Evil is going to destroy this reality. OK, Helena, begin the INDP.sh file. We're playing this one by ear. First we need to figure out which one of the Ultimate Evils it is.

"It isn't Los, he just came and went. It's not Cthulu, reality would be distorting more. It's not Luci, he's in negotiations with Jehovah for his old Morning Star position after a bit of a change of heart. It's not Diablo, no one is fleeing madly in terror. It's not Mephisto, we aren't trying to kill each other out of sudden hatred. It's not Baal, the world isn't tearing itself to pieces around us. Any other ideas, guys? That's about all I have off the top of my head."