The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

When suddenly, the wall blasts open! A mysterious-looking lad holding a Cyborg Ninja by his face appears in the hole where a large chunk of wall once was. This unlikely hero flings the unfortunate Cyborg Ninja he was holding at Nightmare, who drops his sword due to the explosion caused by the force of the throw.
"Run, you fools!" he shouts at the heroes, and draws his two soul-pistols from their holsters.

NEWCOMER: DEATH THE KID

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Dude! This is an underground complex! Do you know how much it took to build that wall! Let alone how much it costed! Oh god damnit. Now I'm gonna need to call the builders droids and they were all set for there vacation days as well!" Said Morgoth.

"Uhhh you know I got two guns pointed at you right?" Said Death the kid.

"FUCK OFF! You know there was a door. Busting through the walls is not cool! Using the door is cool!"

"But-"

"NO BUT'S KOOL-AID! What the? YOU DAMAGED THE FUCKING FOUNDATION! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOL-AID! Nightmare, Lee go get the builder droids."

"Yes Sir" They said before running down the hallway.

"But DAD!!!!" They were guarding my prisnors!!!"

"You took prisnors? For god's sake Stewert. I told you that I left the world of evil to take a career in Accounting. You know what forget it go to your room."

With that Stewart marched off with a great big angry face on.


"That was a total mindfuck" Said Ram who had a shocked look on his face.

Spoiler: WElCOME

Let's all give the new guy a big welcome as he joins our great big disfuctional, Anamorphic Family.

 

[ajb924]

Sho began to walk away from the group whistling when Morgoth said "And where in the fuck do you think your going!?"
"i hoped you wouldn't notice me leaving?" Sho said hopefully
"Nice try, now sit your ass down until some big fight breaks out during wich you all escape." Morgoth screamed
"Dammit..." Sho mumbled

Spoiler: Hello to the newcomer!

Welcome, and hopefully you have better luck having Kidd as a character then I did! To everyone else I haven't been posting much for two reasons.
1: I got Dissidia Final Fantasy and can't stop playing the fucker. The only reason I am now is because my PSP's dead....
2: Every time I read through all the posts i understand less of whats going on. So I'm going to steal Ram's idea.

 

[Sam G]

"Speaking of big fights in which many people escape..."
Kid opened fire at Morgoth, unfortunately missing a lot because he had his eyes closed (no, I don't know why).
"GAAAH! WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" screamed Morgoth as the walls of his base came crumbling down. "YOU'RE PAYING FOR ALL OF THAT!!"
"You're paying for your death!" Kid replied, and ran over and kicked him in the nose.
"That doesn't even make sense!" yelled the enraged Morgoth, and lashed out at Kid. Luckily for Kid, he managed to duck at the last moment. Unluckily for Sho, he was walking past at the time and got a faceful of sledgehammer.

Spoiler

Thanks everyone! I'll do my best not to totally screw this up, like I do with everything I touch!

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Whoa, wasn't expecting that" Phil said, running full speed.

The heroes run into a dead end.

"We can't get away! we're surrounded!" Morgoth said.

"Guards, seize them!" Glen Beck said.

The Palace Guards and Nightmare surround the heroes...again...

 

[Sam G]

"Hey guys! I'm not dead!" called our young and strangely-absent hero, Death the Kid, crawling out from under a pile of rubble.
"Where the hell were you for the past 10 or so posts?" asked Ram.
"Well, after I accidentally destroyed all those walls, the ceiling caved in a little bit, so I was unconscious under that pile of rubble. Thanks for all the help, by the way." He glared incriminatingly at Sho (who, as far as I can tell, is the only good guy currently active).
"As a matter of fact, none of us know who you are, or even what your motives are. What reason would we have to help you, eh?"
"Ah, so introductions are in order! Very well," said Kid, drawing himself up to his full height. "I am Death the Kid, a reaper of the damned-"
"Hey, just like me, and to some extent, Nightmare!" interrupted Sho.
"Right, just like you, with the major difference being... These!" he suddenly pulled his guns out of their holsters, and fired two shots into the crowd of villains. There was a scream and a spray of blood, as one person was hit...

 

[The_Chief]

"hey..do i have to come? i wasnt a fan of OoT?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"So why do you think they call it Death Moutain?" asked Ram when suddenly the Ice Climbers came crashing down with a big splat.

"Anymore questions Ram?" Asked Nightmare.

"No I think I'm good."

"So do we just climb it?" Asked Jack who made a makeshift hand out of treebark.

"If that is the case then I'll see you at the top suckers!" Said Doomsday as he began to fly up. As he flew higher he ended up hitting a cloud. A loud deafning scream came from up there before Doomsday came crashing down.

"Did I mention that the Moutain dosen't like cheaters?" said Nightmare.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wait a sec, what would be the point of climbing, when we HAVE A FUCKIN SHIP?!" Phil said pointing out the plot hole.

They get back into ship, a start making their way up, until the clouds looming over the mountain strike the ship down with lightning, causing it to crash and burn. The Heroes climb out of the wreckage and glare at Phil angrily.

"What? At least it isn't a plot hole anymore." He says, while everyone agrees with him.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: OOC

Wait why do I got a bad sense of De Ja Vu. Man I hate when my dreams show me glimpses of the future!