The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

"Ummm... weren't we going somewhere before we were interrupted by that guy from X-Play?" Philip asked while covering his nose from Samii's fart.

"I think we were... but i forget where..." Sho said stopping to think

The group all stopped what they were doing to think about what they were previously doing, while Phil stands there dumbfounded.

"Do y'all not notice that there is a Sith Lord, a Ninja Monkey, and a Ram missing from our group?!" Phil says slightly irritated

The sound of talking can be heard behind one of the nearby doors.

"That could be them! let's check it out!" Phil says running up to the door, kicking it down Cops style

In the room, the red guard go into attack stances after being startled by the heroes busting down the door, Xandus (about to give Alex a paper of instructions) is frozen in awe at the sight before him, while Alex glares angrily.

"What the hell's going on in here?!?" yells Philip, as if he's just been cheated on by his girlfriend.

"Uhhh... this isn't what it looks like...?" Xandus said before he was punched in the face by his brother.

"Guards, destroy the intruders!" Revan demanded, and the guards ran towards the heroes, ready to destroy.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As our heroes were surrounded, the ninja Cyborgs attacked, karate kicking them into eachother, back to back.

Meanwhile.....

That hit from Grond was storng, enougn to kill Doomsday. If grond had destroyed Doomsday's body, then that would have been the end of it, but, Doomsday, unlike any other hero/villain/ anti-hero, had a unique ability.... the ability to come back stronger, and more powerful then whatever killed. Him.

Such was the case, for, a mere 14 hours after being stuck in deaths embrace, Doomsday awoke, with a power vastly superior to Gronds.

Within the blink of an eye, Doomsday lept out of the pile of rocks he was piled under, and found a that that he was surrounded by locusts, blue meanines, and Men in Enclave power, who were marching the locusts to whereever teir slave labor was needed.

Within the blink of an eye, Doomsday crashed into the Kings study, and demanded the king tell him where Rams group was.

Within the blink of an eye, He ripped off the kings head,

Within the blink of an eye, he found himself back in the alir of the Black Robed Man with the letters CM as an emblem.

Within the blink of an eye, Doomsday had his hands around the mans throught, demanding answers.

The man replied by taking of his hood, revealing him self to be non-other then Corporate Man, only, older, with white hair and wrinkles.

Spoiler: What happened to not being overpowered?

Well you have some explaining to do mister!

Mercer grabbed the paper out of Xandus' hands and threw the table at the heroes. Phillip turned his arms into razor blades and sliced the table into a thousand pieces.

"What's this now? This boy seems to have powers similar to my own..." said Mercer

Alex turned his arms into blades and run up to Phillip, engaging him in a blade arm duel.

"Come on, we have to free Ram, Rag, and Xandus!" said Jack

Jack pulled out his chainsaw and cut the rope that held the three heroes in half.

"Finally, I'm free!" said Xandus

Xandus turned to Revan.

"It's time for you to die, Revan." said Xandus

"No, it's time for YOU to die brother." said Revan

Revan pulled out a Double-Edged Saber. Xandus reached for his Saber Claymore, only to realize that it was missing.

"You took away my weapon, didn't you?"

"Yep." said Revan

Revan pushed Xandus into the wall, shattering his bones. Xandus fell to the ground, clutching his chest, as Revan sent bolts of lighting at him, destroying Xandus' electronic parts. Xandus let out a scream and fell face first into the floor. Revan walked up to Xandus' body and lifted him up.

"When you get to hell, tell dad I said hi."

Revan threw his saber forward, piercing it into Xandus' chest and killing him. Revan let Xandus' body fall down.

"You were always weaker than me." said Revan, looking down at Xandus' corpse "I'm surprised you didn't die sooner."

Spoiler: Darth Xandus is dead

Surprised?

Spoiler: *Sniff

Once again I was killing people off before it was cool

 

[Ramthundar]

"NOOOOOO!!!" Ram cried, falling to his knees. "WHY ARE ALL THE BEATIFUL ONES DIEING?!?!"
"Um...you mean the villains hell bent on our destruction and demise?" Rag asked.
"They had something you will never understand! NEVAH!"

Spoiler: Yeah...

So far, I'm choosing to only post for jokes. You guys seem to have the plot/sub-plots all...um, "organized."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"NOOOOOO!!!" Ram cried, falling to his knees. "WHY ARE ALL THE BEATIFUL ONES DIEING?!?!"
"Um...you mean the villains hell bent on our destruction and demise?" Rag asked.
"They had something you will never understand! NEVAH!"

Spoiler: Yeah...

So far, I'm choosing to only post for jokes. You guys seem to have the plot/sub-plots all...um, "organized."[/spoier]

Spoiler: Yeah...

Spoiler: Ummm

Spoiler Fail

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Kill the *****!!! Kill the *****!!!! I'm to pretty to die!!!" Said Ram.

"The ***** your thinking of better not be who I think it is!" Said Samii! Trying to pull her 12 foot whooping stick out to smack Ram.

MEANWHILE!

"Man I feel like I haven't done anything for like forever." Said Draxxis while throwing shaprened human bones at a dart board.

"Well sir. In all fairness you haven't done anything for like 2 pages."

"What are you talking about Nihlus? What pages are you refering to? And have you lost weight?

"Uhhhh Yes sir. Thank you for noticing." Said the man who dropped his cardboard face/disguise.

"HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" Said Draxxis who got up and picked up the cardboard face. "You dropped your face."

"Uhhh Thank you sir. So.....I heard you beat the Beatles Rock Band."

 

[Ramthundar]

"A small child is your boss?" Ram assumed.
"HAAHAHA!"
*Slash, slish, stabbidy-stab-stab*
"I always said that the young folk should try new and exciting things, never know what kind of skills they'll fine in the work force, eh?" Ram said, curing some of the wounds on his now ragged body.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well as much as that would be the case I'm not a big fan of Hoovecuffs" Said Ram trying to get his hooves out of the Cuffs.

"You know what I realized you guys are idiots! I mean you put handcuffs on me!" said Jack

"So?" Said the boy

"I GOT ONE HAND!" He said showing how futile the handcuffs were. "Fuck this I'm out of here."

As Jack strolled over to the exit Mercer got in front of him. "You aren't going anywhere!"

"Okay then....just one question. Were still in the Capital Wasteland right?"

"Well were under it." Said the Boy poking at Grim with a sharp knife.

"Okay.....Mercer your shoes untied."

"Really?" Mercer looked down and found that he was lied to.

"HA! Speech check Success. That gives me just enough exp to level up! Now all I need to do is select a perk that will save our lives! Let's see....Lady Killer....Robotic's Expert.....Explorer....OOOHHHH PUPPIES!"

"I swear to god Jack. If you pick the Puppies perk I will murder you!" Said Ram who was trying to gnaw his arm off to escape the Hoove Cuffs."

"Fine....There I picked it! Hey Mercer. Your mom was a whore."

"WHAT!" Said Mercer who punched Jack square in the nose.

Jack took three steps back,clutching his nose. Soon he begin to glow bright green. The room began to heat up. Jack looked at Mercer with a huge grin on his face.

"Nuclear Anomaly [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Anomaly] *****!"

 

[Ramthundar]

"A wizard staff AND a lightsaber? HA! You just combined to levels of nerdy to make one giant pile of NERD!"
*Zip, zap, zissle*
"That is something someone would say if they were crass and unaccustomed to see such a genius combination of Old wonders with New technology." Ram said, trying to reattach some of his fur to his now sizzling skin.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Oh Shit. Well, this won't end well." Phil, murmured quietly.

Christopher Lee raises his staff, then thrusts it down into the ground.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" He yells, sending a wave of The Force at the heroes, blasting all of them into a wall.

"Hey, I though Ian McKellen says that in Lord of the Rings, not Christopher" Phil says weakly

Chris & Nightmare walk up to the wall that the heroes are embedded into, and uses the force to keep them in place.

"They're all yours, Nightmare" Chris says.

Nightmare raises Soul Edge above his head and strikes. The heroes brace themselves for the pain that's about to be inflicted upon them.