"Yes, first of which, how the hell did a creature that was able to kill a physical form of Doomsday and crush a group of heroes with he bare hands run away after a few bullets?"
"THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED!"
"...sigh. Alright. Are you a member of the D.L.A (who-ever the hell they are) and are you working for them?
"Damn.... This job got hard while i was off......" Sho said angrily
"How the hell are you talking right now?" Samii asked with extreme discomfort.
"Dunno, hey maybey i can shoot sound from my hands and- Nope, they got those too..." He said looking at his hands to find the same type of machinery that was around his face.
"I NO A WAY OUT!" Lazor dog screamed
"What is it?" Sho asked
"DANCE!" Lazor said and began to dance around the cage
Hours Later....
"This is stupid!" Sho said "We've been dancing for hours!"
"DANCE HARDER" Lazor screamed, and the group proceeded
Phil looks around the room, watching his teammates all do funny dances. He then comes up with an idea. Being the only one in shackles (apparently) he pulls out his infinity staff from his shirt pocket* with his teeth, and it turns into a paper clip, then turns the paper clip into a lock pick. once he picks the locks of his shackles and frees himself, he uses his armblades to slice the bars off of the other cells and traps, freeing his friends.
"Awww man! I wanted to keep dancing!" Lazor said, disapointed
"How did you know how to pick a lock?" Samii asked
"I was born and raised in Brooklyn! Stuff like that just comes natural!" Philip replied, showing pride for his hometown.
Not too far away, a loud bang is heard followed Xandus's screams of pain.
"No,No,No, Not The Face! GRAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Xandus yells, in pain.
"C'mon y'all, they can't be too far from here" Phil said
And the supporting cast runs out the room, in search for the other Characters
When in dormant mode, the infinity staff is usually the size of a pen
After the small discussion of the lockpicking was done the group was surrounded by heavily armed guards.
"This shouldn't be a problem!" Samii said readying her ass. She attemted. And failed.
"Dammit! We forgot about our handicaps! We're fucked!" Grimm said
"Wait! We may be able to take them without our powers!" Sho said and began to judge the weight and strength of the metal gloves blocking his sound frequencies. He hit one of the guards in the face, his head came clean off. "Well, this might work... Grimm! Whatwas your handicap?"
"Uhhh my sword is stuck in the sheath... And i can't use my crazy Bleach powers...." Grimm mumbled
"Hit them with the sheath retard!" Sho cried angrily "And Samii, your a cow. Just kick them in the nuts or something."
"Hey! This works well" She said knocking 2 of the guars over
"Lazor! Do what i did and use the strength of the metal!" Sho said
Lazor did and the guards were quickly disposed of.
Phil (Being the lucky bastard forgotten by Multi) Simply attacked with his normal powers
"Not even i can buy this much bullshit... I mean, did they just forget about him!?" Grimm mumbled
"Fuck off Grimm" Sho said "It worked so who cares?!"
"Fine... Whatever, lets just find the others..." Grimm mumbled
"HERE WE COME FELLOW ADVENTURERS!" Lazor said
If any of you had seen my post before the editing, its fixed now. Sorry for the problem.
"No! I do everything to the extreme!" Said Johnny.
"Okay how about extreme scuba diving?
"Uhhhh sounds extreme."
"Alright whatca got to do is jump into the middle of the Pacific ocean while covered in Fish guts. Then you gotta go find the Titanic, Retrive the Coffin of the Pharoh from the Ghouls, Then you got to bring it all the way back to the surface while fighitng off killer white sharks!"
"My god! That sounds so extreme not even Kratos would attempt it!" Said Johnny while breaking another bottle of scotch on his crotch. "I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT!"
With that Johnny ran for his scuba suit.
"Do you think he'll actually do it?" Said grimm pulling the glass bottle out of his eye.
"Nope. The Titanic is in the Atlantic not the Pacific." Said Jack taking out a happy pill.
"Uhhh is there a reason you were humping my neck?"Said Jack getting off of Grimm.
"Ya baby I got a crotch of Steel!" Said Johnny before a one of his cyborg soliders flew over his head. Suddenly a figured appeared at the door and there stood DUKE NUKEM!
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Said Johnny
"The guy you've been doing a horrible expression of all these years." Said the Duke.
"An Exppresion? HELL NO! THIS IS EXTREME COUNTY!"
"Bull shit! It's time to chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!"
"CROTCH OF STEEL!" Said Johnny running toward Duke with his crotch moved forward.
"BALLS OF STEEL!" Said the Duke running at him with his crotch motioned forward.
The Titanic sank on route to New York. I don't think it would be in the Bermuda triangle.
"HEAD OF STEEL!" Sho screamed quickly putting the iron maiden in between the two.
"Why would you do that!?" Jack asked as Extreme and Nukem fell to the ground knocked out
"Wait a minute... I got a idea!" Sho said and began digging through extreme's pockets. "Here it is!" He said pulling out a small lazer pointer labled "EXTREME LAZER POINTER!" Sho then proceeded to cut off the iron maiden and gloves blocking his powers. He did the same with Lazor's muzzle and the thing stopping grimm from using his powers. Once this was done he used sound to disintegrate Samii's plug, after wich the group suffered through the most god awful fart any of them could ever imagine
"MY EYES!!!" Grimm cried blinded by the smell.
Is it safe to assume that Jack has the same personality as Maddawg did? I really don't want to do anything to him until i know the personality.
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