The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[The_Chief]

"i say we take the neon sign path down the stairwell...who knows maybe theres candy!" Lazor said very optimistically.

"LAZOR THERE IS NEVER ANY CANDY!" Ram yelled at him..."but the stairwell does seem promising..if suspicious..."Ram continued.

They walked down the stairwell and it just kept turning and turning and turning and turning...until it exploded.

"LAZOR WHAT THE HELL!"Phil screamed.

"don't look at me i didnt blow it up...but i was planning to. damn plot twists."Lazor grumbled.

and when they hit the ground they were in an old club that smelled of sweat. and there stood the original beatles..Paul Mccartney, George Harrison, John Lennon, and Pete Best. but there was something different about them...they were magical.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well what do the Blue Meansies look like?" Asked Jack.

"Well there blue...There not nice. And we belive there villans." Said John.

"Alright, but somthing is still bothering me." Said Rag. "You weren't part of the Beatles when they recorded Yellow Submarine." he said while pointing at Pete Best.

"Well the jigs up boys." Said Paul who ripped off his face revealing Steven Tyler. "WERE ACTUALLY AEROSMITH!"

Spoiler: CHANGE IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!

I don't like repeating things over and over again. We've used the Beatles, Billy Mayes, and Ozzy Osbourne way to much. If I get a promise to not use these things anymore I promise not to use AC/DC anymore.

 

[Ramthundar]

"So....does that mean your going to still help us?" Ram asked the newly revealed group.

"HAHAHAHA! Help you? Why that hell would be hel-" Steven began, but stopped after seeing Samii bring out her 12 foot Whoopen Stick from her comic effect.
"-would we not help you?" he finished with a big smile. The group quickly went to their positions and directed the Submarine to the Nexus.

 

[Pm0n3y]

The Mech fires it weapon at the group, who are all running for cover. Phil in which makes a shield for his cover. The giant then pauses for a second to reload it's gun. phil sees this moment of vulnerability to attack by throwing his shield at the mech's chainsaw arm, slicing it clean off. Phil looks on triumphantly until Darth Xandus yells at him, causing him to turn his back to the mech.

"No!! Don't do that!" the sith lord yells.

"Why Not?! I'm Winning!" Phil yells back

"You'll just make it angry!"

Upon hearing Xandus's advice, he turns back to the mech, who is growing two arms, one is a rocket launcher, the other a flamethrower. The mech then walks up to its detached chainsaw arm and reattaches it. Phil stands there, appalled at the monstrous mech before him. It cocks it's guns.

"Room for one more?!" Phil says, frantically running towards cover some of the heroes were behind.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Wait! I have an idea!" Ram cried. He then sent a wave of electricity at the Mech, short-circuiting it.
"Ha! Can't repair what isn't broken!" Ram said triumphantly.
"Um...Ram?" Phil said, pointing behind him. Looking back, he saw the Mech slowly getting up. It's insides was slowly being filled with extanding metal, until it's whole body was one mass of fluidly moving metal.
Ram looked back at the group's hiding spot. "...we're going to need a bigger rock."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Did someone say Blues based RocK AND ROLL!" Said Steven Tyler jumping up with electric guitar.

"No! No one said that Steven! I swear to god if your music wasen't so awsome you would be a disgrace to everyone from BOSTON!" Said DoomsDay, who was in the fetal postion in the corner.

"Jeez Doomsday! I'm sorry you lost most your powers but just becuase someone is stronger dosen't mean you gotta act like a baby." Said Splazor Dog.

Meanwhile!

While the group bickered a large mass of locusts had already managed to get there hands on weaponry since the Blue Meanies were far to weak to deal with the Boomers.

"BOOM! (For the LOCUST)" Said the Boomer.

"GRIND (FOR MADDAWG!)" Said The Grinder.

"RAWR!(For the Donuts!)" Said the Wretch.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: Uhhhh

I've been grounded for a while, but I'm back on the internet! So, is there a good spot I could jump in? And, I have no clue as to what's going on...

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Uhhhh

I've been grounded for a while, but I'm back on the internet! So, is there a good spot I could jump in? And, I have no clue as to what's going on...

Spoiler: Well...

We got sucked in a Black hole, got dropped in the space-ship from Dead Space, Maddawg died sending us back to Earth, we landed 100 years in the future, Aliens from Mass Effect now rule the world, we got attacked by said-aliens and ran in a vault, met two "new" guys: The Dragon brothers {World of Dragons} and Doomsday {Multi}, we fell in a hole, killed a giant spider, took a mission to find the some Sword, got split up, re-united, got another mission from Corporate Man to find some formula at the Nexus, the Beatles took us to the Nexus where we find the Blue Meanies taking over with the help of some Red Robed figure, we crashed by them, they sent an indestructible Mech at us, we killed it, and are now currently fighting some giant green troll thing. Oh, and Maddawg's troops are apparently forming a rebellion against the Blue Meanie.
Current Members here: Ram, Doomsday, Lazor Dog, Xandus, Samii the Cow, The Dragon Brothers, Phil the Fallen Metal Shap-shifter, Grimm, and Jack (Maddawg's Mysterious Character.)
*DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BREATH* So how've you been?
Huh, Thanks Multi! You did a better job with the current situation

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: Wow, I think my brain exploded....

Alright so basically Maddawgs dead, Multi's that superman villain , WoD is... something new, and everyone else is the same? And both sides (good and bad)are bundled together fighting hordes of blue meanies at Nexus which is being taken over by Maddawgs new character? Is this right?
Not too bad Ram, life is a dark place when grounded from the internet...
And Multi, 2 things. 1: I killed off the swordsman after two posts and am back to the sound guy. 2: I would be offended at the "When do I know what's going on remark, if it wasn't so god damned true...
I haven't even posted in it, but I'm glad to be back!

 

[Ramthundar]

"I know how to stop him!" Ram cried, rushing the giant ugly green troll thingy.
He rammed into it's legs, bouncing away and tumbling before landing on his back.
"Hwell, I'm all out of ideas."

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm then somehow exploded all of the rocks that compiled over him and used his Super Awesome Power attack and totally sent all of them on the huge green dude and crushed him underneath the force of sheer awesomeness!

He then got up and walked over to the group "Hey GUYS, IM BAAACK"!!!

 

[ajb924]

"Sup guys" Sho said casually strolling into what used to be the Locus HQ "I just got back from..." His voice trailed off as he looked around and realized something was different "What in the fuck happened here!?" He asked accusingly.
"Well, if you showed up more then 3 times a year, you might know!" Ram(?) snapped back
"Well excuse me, but i don't have a valid reason I have been gone!" Sho said
"This... Isn't surprising....." Samii(?) mumbled

Spoiler: About the (?)

I wasn't 100% sure if i was in the right spot or where to go, or who was what... Xandus came in right aorund the time I left, so did Phil. So the only charecters i know that are still around are Lazor Dog, Ram, and Samii. So, I'm just hoping this post didn't fuck things up too bad. If it does, just disreagard it and tell me where i went wrong.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Sup guys" Sho said casually strolling into what used to be the Locus HQ "I just got back from..." His voice trailed off as he looked around and realized something was different "What in the fuck happened here!?" He asked accusingly.
"Well, if you showed up more then 3 times a year, you might know!" Ram(?) snapped back
"Well excuse me, but i don't have a valid reason I have been gone!" Sho said
"This... Isn't surprising....." Samii(?) mumbled

Spoiler: About the (?)

I wasn't 100% sure if i was in the right spot or where to go, or who was what... Xandus came in right aorund the time I left, so did Phil. So the only charecters i know that are still around are Lazor Dog, Ram, and Samii. So, I'm just hoping this post didn't fuck things up too bad. If it does, just disreagard it and tell me where i went wrong.

"Well, if you'd care to help, that would be appreciated." Samii politely said, before making her way to the diamond porno site.
"Honey, you okay in there?"
"SO MANY BOOBIES!!!!1!!ONE!"
"Alright, you have fun dear. Don't stress yourself to much."

Spoiler: Occ

No problemo on the ?, you did fine. And just an FYI, Phil is a boy with the ability to shape his body to different weaponry (Kind of like a metal Prototype) and Xandus is a Cyborg Sith Lord.