The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

Philip joins the others going across the bridge, while suddenly the headless corpse of the gatekeeper stops him.

"Hey i though you were dead? Ah, whatever. nothing else is making sense 'round here." Phil says nonchalantly

Philip takes out his staff, and it transforms into the overly-compensating Soul Edge.
The corpse flinches in terror, and tries to run, but Phil catches, lobs it in the air, and lets it land on the giant sword. He then runs towards the heroes, already walking towards Novgorod.

"Hey Xandus! I don't get the reference! Can i still have a cookie though?" he says catching up to the crowd of heroes.

 

[Ramthundar]

"So, what is exactly is an "El Gigante?" Ram asked, wandering down the road.

Suddenly, a giant, building mass of human jumped out, it's enormous Sombrero blocking out the light.

"Ha! Don't worry, I'll take care of this." Xandus said, going up to the hulking undead.

"Hello Senior!" he called, in a slow, deliberate tone. "I have-a my lawn-a for you to trim-a! You work for 5 dollar, si?"

The Spanish Giant looked down at the Sith Lord. "EL GRAAAHHH!" it roared, bringing down it's mighty fists.

"El SHIT!" Xandus cried, dodging out of the way. The shock-wave threw him into the wall.
"SCREW THIS!" he exclaimed, taking out his Light-saber claymore. "Cut this bastard down to size!"

Meanwhile, with the other Guys
The group made of Samii, the Dragon swords-man, Grimm, and Shaps made their way down the trail.
"Hey, think those guys are the Spanish chainsaw wielders?" Grimm asked, pointing at a group of people ahead.
"GRAHHH!"
"Yep." said the the black Dragon swordsman, taking out his sword.
"Hey, I think I know one of those guys..." Samii said, peering at one of advancing psycho's.
"Yeah....Yeah! It's Havier! OH HAVIER!" Samii cried, waving at one of the bigger Spanish men.
"GRAH? GAAH!"
"Come back, Havier! I've missed you!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"So, what is exactly is an "El Gigante?" Ram asked, wandering down the road.

Suddenly, a giant, building mass of human jumped out, it's enormous Sombrero blocking out the light.

"Ha! Don't worry, I'll take care of this." Xandus said, going up to the hulking undead.

"Hello Senior!" he called, in a slow, deliberate tone. "I have-a my lawn-a for you to trim-a! You work for 5 dollar, si?"

The Spanish Giant looked down at the Sith Lord. "EL GRAAAHHH!" it roared, bringing down it's mighty fists.

"El SHIT!" Xandus cried, dodging out of the way. The shock-wave threw him into the wall.
"SCREW THIS!" he exclaimed, taking out his Light-saber claymore. "Cut this bastard down to size!"

Meanwhile, with the other Guys
The group made of Samii, the Dragon swords-man, Maddawg, Grimm, and Shaps made their way down the trail.
"Hey, think those guys are the Spanish chainsaw wielders?" Grimm asked, pointing at a group of people ahead.
"GRAHHH!"
"Yep." Maddawg said, taking out his chainsaw.
"Hey, I think I know one of those guys..." Samii said, peering at one of advancing psycho's.
"Yeah....Yeah! It's Havier! OH HAVIER!" Samii cried, waving at one of the bigger Spanish men.
"GRAH? GAAH!"
"Come back, Havier! I've missed you!"

Spoiler

Forgetful much

The two Survivors were enjoying there Chow mein and egg rolls when Wrex and his Krogan horde burst through the door.

"Well well well." He Said. "Looks like we found are two survivors, tell me Maddawg how did you manage to tame that beast." He said

"Maddawg? What kinda stupid name is that? My name is Jack. [http://chasmang.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bold-mad-world-jack.jpg] " said the Man turning around and throwing off his duster to reveal his face.

"Well is that not a horribly stupid twist." Said Wrex before giving the order to open fire.

MEANWHILE

"Ricthofen!" Said Saren "Have you squeezed any info out of the prisnor yet?" He opened the door to Ricthofen's lab only to find the Nazi completly cut in half.

"What in the-" Said Saren rushing over to the Diembowled human.

"Hello Saren." Said a voice.

Saren quickly turned around just in time to see the source of the Voice before he met the same fate.

 

[Ramthundar]

Snip

Sowy! Fixed.

"God-dammit Grimm, Maddawg is not here to protect you anymore! You need to stop thinking of him!" Dragon cried, slashing a crowd of Resident Evil Spaniards with one swing.

"Protect? He's the one that caused most of my pain! I DANCE ON HIS GRAVE!" Grimm shouted, trying to do a jig, but simply tripping over his own feet. Then a crow of Spaniards started to pummel him.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Snip

Sowy! Fixed.

"God-dammit Grimm, Maddawg is not here to protect you anymore! You need to stop thinking of him!" Dragon cried, slashing a crowd of Resident Evil Spaniards with one swing.

"Protect? He's the one that caused most of my pain! I DANCE ON HIS GRAVE!" Grimm shouted, trying to do a jig, but simply tripping over his own feet. Then a crow of Spaniards started to pummel him.

Spoiler: Alright that's awsome!

*HIGH FIVE!*

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: occ

Okay, heading off to Vacation, won't be back till Monday. Please do continue with the adventure, and remember the basic guidelines. Have fun!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: Sup Y'all

i was gone for a few (for a family reunion) but i'm back. uhhh where i am? am i with El Gigante? or the crowd of Spaniards?

 

[The_Chief]

Suddenly Lazor dog shot El Gigante in the eye and blinded him. then hoped on his ear and eat it.

"tastes like tacos."

But then, he fell apart, and became...AN ARMY OF TACO BELL WORKERS AHHH!!!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Philip is completely overwhelmed with confusion and What-The-Fuckery and is caught off guard by the crowd of Taco Bell employees!

Spoiler: occ

seriously that is so random. i was expecting to fight a giant. i seriously wasn't expecting that.

 

[The_Chief]

Lazor dog sees Philips confusion and decides to pull a rambo and run in and kill them all before raping their loved ones.

Spoiler

so? lol you've been her long enough to know you cant always expect things from me.

 

[The_Chief]

"Well, that was fucked up." Said Rag. "Even more then usual.

With that, Lazor, Ram, Rag, Xandus and his sith entourage walked down the path behind the piles of dead bodies, and were infront of a run-dwon looking barn.

"Looks safe to me...." Said lazor cat, walking into the barn, not knowing that the chief guy from RE 4 faced him on the other side!!!!

Spoiler

im a DOG now. just look at the avatar.

 

[The_Chief]

"Fuckin cheap OP move. BUT HE SMELLS LIKE THE MAIL MAN!!! I WILL EAT HIM!!"

"FALCON PUNCH!"

ok that does not work. so know philip will fight him.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Damn Straight Lazor!" phil exclaimed running towards the chief.
he Force Pushes the chief into a wall, stunning him. he then transforms his infinity staff into a glaive and flings it towards the monster chief, impaling it.
"Damn, that was almost too easy" phil said, proudly.
But before phil could start giving out high fives to everyone the chief thing grew a tail out of its back, and grew 4 extra legs.
"Like i said, too easy!" phil said.
Everyone armed themselves for impending attack.

Spoiler: occ

I wasn't godmodding was i? i did kill the monster single handed, but i also brought him back, and stronger than before!

Spoiler: And he looks like this

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well that was fun." Said Jack looking at the corpse of Wrex.

"Rawr?"

"Relax. I've been hit with chainsaws and ended up fine." Said Jack picking up a Pill and poping it into his mouth.

"Rewwww"

"Just shut up and let's go blow this place up."

*Ten minutes later.*

*Megaton Blows up*
*You lost karma*

"Well I was hoping for a bigger boom." said Jack

"Tunnel SNAKES RULE!"

"Who the hell are you?"

"Why I'm the lone wanderer!"

"Hmm tell you what. I got a quest for you. I forgot my cigarettes in Deathclaw cave. Go get it for me."

"OKAY!"

*Lone Wanderer leaves*

"Alright let's get out of here before he realizes we tricked him!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"So what's my reward?" Said the Lone wanderer.

"Hey is that the Omega?" Said Jack

"WHERE! I DON'T SEE IT!!! DON'T TRICK THE LON-"

Meanwhile on the other side of the wasteland.

"Where would we be without Fast travel?"