The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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What? No! I meant that World of Dragons was doign godmodding by completely defeating the spider in One post.Shapsters said:
Ooohhh! Phew! Thats a relief! That was just load of bullshit what he did, I apologize if he longs to go back to meandering around for a week and not having a boss or a story or anything.Ramthundar said:
Sorry for freaking on you Ram, I was pretty frustrated at WoD when I yelled at you.
Philip took out his "Infinity staff" and transformed it into a scythe while running towards the giant arachnid.
"This is for killing a nameless decoy!" he yelled in full charge
The spider swung at him with its two front legs, Philip barely dodges the strikes and leaps into the air, flinging the scythe right at the spider, slicing it right between the eyes, attempting to cut it down the middle. But the spider's regenerative powers are so effective, that before it scythe could go through the spider's entire body it stops, dead it in tracks, stuck inside the spider.
"Oh...Fuck" says Philip before he's swatted out of the air like a housefly.
"Does anyone have an idea on how we're gonna beat this thing?!" says Philip, stuck in a wall from the Spider strike.
"This is for killing a nameless decoy!" he yelled in full charge
The spider swung at him with its two front legs, Philip barely dodges the strikes and leaps into the air, flinging the scythe right at the spider, slicing it right between the eyes, attempting to cut it down the middle. But the spider's regenerative powers are so effective, that before it scythe could go through the spider's entire body it stops, dead it in tracks, stuck inside the spider.
"Oh...Fuck" says Philip before he's swatted out of the air like a housefly.
"Does anyone have an idea on how we're gonna beat this thing?!" says Philip, stuck in a wall from the Spider strike.
"Sir we have some news from Orbit patrol!" Said Wrex.
"And?" Said Draxxis.
"Well sir, at about 13:43 this morning a strange ship entered orbit. The space patrol tried to contact it but got no response. It was no ship that we've ever seen."
"Did you shoot it down?"
"No sir we let it crash into the planet. When we got to the crash site the entire ship was devoided of life."
"Do you belive the ship drifted all the way to Earth? "
"Absolutley not sir. The engines were running the entire time. When we got to the cockpit we also found the body of a human. He seems to have been dead for quite some time but on the body we found a audio Diary."
Wrex took the Audio Diary out of his pocket and activated it.
A female compurized voice spoke out and said.
Entry one.
"This is Issac Clark. I am the only survivor of the Ishimura.I've been trying to get the ship operational but these cre-"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Yelled a seprate voice.
*Collison*
"What the hell."
"No time to explain! Just hide somewhere and keep your mouth shut forever New Gordon."
End of Entry
Entry two.
"I apparently met my boss. He seems kinda insane seeing as how he is calling me new Gordon."
"Alright new Gordon. We need to get this place fixed. So I want you to fix the Engine,Guns, and of course the Plumbing. I'll be working on fixing these lights."
End of Entry
Entry three.
"Alright me and Maddawg have fixed the ship. Were now gonna try and pilot the ship back to Earth."
"New Gordon! What have I said about talking!"
"RAWWWWRRRR"
"Aw Crap Godmodder found me!"
*Ripping Metal*
"Rawwwwwwr"
"Hear Take new Gordon!"
"What!"
*Bone Crunching,Screamning*
End of entry
" So that was the end?"
"Well it appeared so. But apparently the Diary contunied to record."
Entry 4
"Rawr?"
"No were not there yet. Just give me my Butterfingers."
"Rawr!!!"
"Hey no!"
*Thud Thud.*
"No one lays a finger on my Butterfinger."
End of Entry
"What was he hitting the monster with?"
"If I had to guess I would have to say it was this." Said Wrex pulling out and Maddawgs Arm.
"So the monster ripped off his arm?"
"I suppose so sir."
Entry 5
"So mind if I turn on the Radio?"
*Clicking sound*
"So through the heart! But your to late! You give love-"
"RAWRRR"
*Sound of Radio Breaking*
"Okay I guess you don't like that song."
End of entry
Entry 6
"Okay were in Earth's orbit."
"Rawr?"
"I don't know those ships don't belong to Earth or me."
"Rawr"
"Why are the just letting us pass?"
"Rawr"
*Boom*
"Awww they were waiting to get a better shot at the engines. Well looks like were crashing into the planet."
"RAWRRRR"
"WEEEEEEEEEE"
End of entry
"So there were two things alive in that ship.I want them found now!" Said Draxxis.
"And?" Said Draxxis.
"Well sir, at about 13:43 this morning a strange ship entered orbit. The space patrol tried to contact it but got no response. It was no ship that we've ever seen."
"Did you shoot it down?"
"No sir we let it crash into the planet. When we got to the crash site the entire ship was devoided of life."
"Do you belive the ship drifted all the way to Earth? "
"Absolutley not sir. The engines were running the entire time. When we got to the cockpit we also found the body of a human. He seems to have been dead for quite some time but on the body we found a audio Diary."
Wrex took the Audio Diary out of his pocket and activated it.
A female compurized voice spoke out and said.
Entry one.
"This is Issac Clark. I am the only survivor of the Ishimura.I've been trying to get the ship operational but these cre-"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Yelled a seprate voice.
*Collison*
"What the hell."
"No time to explain! Just hide somewhere and keep your mouth shut forever New Gordon."
End of Entry
Entry two.
"I apparently met my boss. He seems kinda insane seeing as how he is calling me new Gordon."
"Alright new Gordon. We need to get this place fixed. So I want you to fix the Engine,Guns, and of course the Plumbing. I'll be working on fixing these lights."
End of Entry
Entry three.
"Alright me and Maddawg have fixed the ship. Were now gonna try and pilot the ship back to Earth."
"New Gordon! What have I said about talking!"
"RAWWWWRRRR"
"Aw Crap Godmodder found me!"
*Ripping Metal*
"Rawwwwwwr"
"Hear Take new Gordon!"
"What!"
*Bone Crunching,Screamning*
End of entry
" So that was the end?"
"Well it appeared so. But apparently the Diary contunied to record."
Entry 4
"Rawr?"
"No were not there yet. Just give me my Butterfingers."
"Rawr!!!"
"Hey no!"
*Thud Thud.*
"No one lays a finger on my Butterfinger."
End of Entry
"What was he hitting the monster with?"
"If I had to guess I would have to say it was this." Said Wrex pulling out and Maddawgs Arm.
"So the monster ripped off his arm?"
"I suppose so sir."
Entry 5
"So mind if I turn on the Radio?"
*Clicking sound*
"So through the heart! But your to late! You give love-"
"RAWRRR"
*Sound of Radio Breaking*
"Okay I guess you don't like that song."
End of entry
Entry 6
"Okay were in Earth's orbit."
"Rawr?"
"I don't know those ships don't belong to Earth or me."
"Rawr"
"Why are the just letting us pass?"
"Rawr"
*Boom*
"Awww they were waiting to get a better shot at the engines. Well looks like were crashing into the planet."
"RAWRRRR"
"WEEEEEEEEEE"
End of entry
"So there were two things alive in that ship.I want them found now!" Said Draxxis.
Well, I was going to post until Multi's interesting plot-twist. So I'll just contact Rag to see if he can post yet. If he can't, we can save such drama for later.
One Hour Later
"Well, that was an interesting sub-plot!" Ram cried, wipeing off his hooves.
"Wait, what? All I remember is Doomdsday shouting something about my brother and-"
"Oh, shush. It was kind of boring so I just did the One Hour Later thing. Now let's go on to the new sub-plot of finding Xandus' mystery sword!"
[sub]"Speaking of sub-plot, what was our original plot?"
"Hell if I know. I just remember a Jedi bunny and some power items and a dick in a suit."
"So, not much has change, then?"[/sub]
"Well, that was an interesting sub-plot!" Ram cried, wipeing off his hooves.
"Wait, what? All I remember is Doomdsday shouting something about my brother and-"
"Oh, shush. It was kind of boring so I just did the One Hour Later thing. Now let's go on to the new sub-plot of finding Xandus' mystery sword!"
[sub]"Speaking of sub-plot, what was our original plot?"
"Hell if I know. I just remember a Jedi bunny and some power items and a dick in a suit."
"So, not much has change, then?"[/sub]
The man from the Audio tapes and the monster traveled the wastland. On the way they passed a controlled lushy forest (That they burnt down) A Village on the top of a highway (That they burnt down) A the Washington Monument (Which is strange as it was in California but they burnt it down anyways). They eventually came to a strange city built around a bomb. They walked in and were greeted by a man in a duster.
"Hold it right there. I'm the Sheriff of this city and I need to know who you are and why you are here." Said the Sheriff.
"Why you don't trust aliens." Said the Space man.
"Of course I don't, not since they practically ensalved the world."
"....Oh that explains why civillization is in shambels."
"Rawr."
"Ya like my friend said were hungry. Can we go now?"
"Not unti I'm sure that your Unarmed."
"I AM UNARMED! I DON'T HAVE A LEFT ARM!"
"RAWR!"
"I know but he walked right into that pun."
Suddenly a huge dropship appeared and a dozen aliens dropped down and began killing everyone. As the Sheriff got shot in the back of the head,the two of them stood there as the building lit on fire and lazors wizzed passed them.
"So...Chinese?"
"Rawr."
"Hold it right there. I'm the Sheriff of this city and I need to know who you are and why you are here." Said the Sheriff.
"Why you don't trust aliens." Said the Space man.
"Of course I don't, not since they practically ensalved the world."
"....Oh that explains why civillization is in shambels."
"Rawr."
"Ya like my friend said were hungry. Can we go now?"
"Not unti I'm sure that your Unarmed."
"I AM UNARMED! I DON'T HAVE A LEFT ARM!"
"RAWR!"
"I know but he walked right into that pun."
Suddenly a huge dropship appeared and a dozen aliens dropped down and began killing everyone. As the Sheriff got shot in the back of the head,the two of them stood there as the building lit on fire and lazors wizzed passed them.
"So...Chinese?"
"Rawr."
Dragon and Saito exchanged glances and approached the gatekeeper.
"He who dare crosses the bridge of dea-"
"Yeah yeah, just get the questions, buddy" Dragon interrupted
"Well, fine. *Ahem* Who are you two?"
"Dragon; The Spellsword of the unknown lands"
"Saito Chevalier De Hiraga" Saito answered awkwardly.
"What is your quest?"
"The Tristain Magic academy has fallen under a weird spell-which effects I don't wish to reveal at the moment-and we seek a means of reversing it" Dragon answered.
"Are you two some gay duo like the old Batman and Robin?"
"...."
"...."
"Well are you?"
"No!" The two of them answered at the same time.
"Okay, okay don't need to be so upset, god. Go ahead"
The duo crossed the gate but not without Saito muttering
"Prick..."
"What was that?!"
"Nothing"
"He who dare crosses the bridge of dea-"
"Yeah yeah, just get the questions, buddy" Dragon interrupted
"Well, fine. *Ahem* Who are you two?"
"Dragon; The Spellsword of the unknown lands"
"Saito Chevalier De Hiraga" Saito answered awkwardly.
"What is your quest?"
"The Tristain Magic academy has fallen under a weird spell-which effects I don't wish to reveal at the moment-and we seek a means of reversing it" Dragon answered.
"Are you two some gay duo like the old Batman and Robin?"
"...."
"...."
"Well are you?"
"No!" The two of them answered at the same time.
"Okay, okay don't need to be so upset, god. Go ahead"
The duo crossed the gate but not without Saito muttering
"Prick..."
"What was that?!"
"Nothing"
Grimm began to laugh and then he jumped on ram...
"WHATAREWEDOINGWHATAREWEDOINGHUHUHUHUH"???
He then jumped off and ate a random sandwich on the ground....
"WHATAREWEDOINGWHATAREWEDOINGHUHUHUHUH"???
He then jumped off and ate a random sandwich on the ground....
"Um, Grimm, that's not a sandwich. That's a hunk of moss. And to answer you're question, we're currently trying to find some mystical sword, and some Monty Python cliche is in front of us." Ram said, going up to the old man.
"Answer me these questions three if-Hey, haven't I met you before?"
"Oh, yeah. I think we've gone through you before in our grand adventures."
The old man looked at Ram thoughtfully before his eyes brightened with recognition. "Oh, yeah! Man, you guys ever get your adventure done?"
"Eh, nah, the usual Sub-plot upon Sub-plot happened."
"Aw, well, at least you're still at it! But enough chit-chat, back to work. *ACHEM-BECH* What is thou name?"
"Ramthundar, tribes-goat of the Thundar Tribe, divine servant of Thor, God of Thunder, and who's now going on his way."
"Wait, no! I need to ask you two more....DAMN YOU CASUAL CONVERSATIONS! DAMN YOU!!!"
After Ram had went over, Samii was next.
"Questions of three, I ask thee, blah blah blah What's your name?"
Samii trembled slightly, but kept strong. "I am Samii The Cow....of Happy Pastures."
"Really? I think I got steak from there once..."
"Nana?!"
"Eh, anyways, What is your quest?"
"To help out my Rammy-poo however I can!"
"....And?"
"And to help him succeed! Heheh *cough[sub]and maybe get some hot Mexican sexy-time[/sub]COUGH*
"Thank you. And!...what is your wildest sexual experience?"
Samii brightened up, and pulled the old man closer to whisper in his ear.
"Oh?" the old man said, "Really? Havier you say? Mhmmm....a full 2 feet, you say? Nice....He put it where?...HOW?!?....Oh my god...How did you survive? Did HE ever recover?..."
The old man pulled back. "Ahem, well, that was quiet the informative answer. And detailed. I appreciate that in a traveler. You may pass."
Samii happily skipped to the other side of the bridge.
"Answer me these questions three if-Hey, haven't I met you before?"
"Oh, yeah. I think we've gone through you before in our grand adventures."
The old man looked at Ram thoughtfully before his eyes brightened with recognition. "Oh, yeah! Man, you guys ever get your adventure done?"
"Eh, nah, the usual Sub-plot upon Sub-plot happened."
"Aw, well, at least you're still at it! But enough chit-chat, back to work. *ACHEM-BECH* What is thou name?"
"Ramthundar, tribes-goat of the Thundar Tribe, divine servant of Thor, God of Thunder, and who's now going on his way."
"Wait, no! I need to ask you two more....DAMN YOU CASUAL CONVERSATIONS! DAMN YOU!!!"
After Ram had went over, Samii was next.
"Questions of three, I ask thee, blah blah blah What's your name?"
Samii trembled slightly, but kept strong. "I am Samii The Cow....of Happy Pastures."
"Really? I think I got steak from there once..."
"Nana?!"
"Eh, anyways, What is your quest?"
"To help out my Rammy-poo however I can!"
"....And?"
"And to help him succeed! Heheh *cough[sub]and maybe get some hot Mexican sexy-time[/sub]COUGH*
"Thank you. And!...what is your wildest sexual experience?"
Samii brightened up, and pulled the old man closer to whisper in his ear.
"Oh?" the old man said, "Really? Havier you say? Mhmmm....a full 2 feet, you say? Nice....He put it where?...HOW?!?....Oh my god...How did you survive? Did HE ever recover?..."
The old man pulled back. "Ahem, well, that was quiet the informative answer. And detailed. I appreciate that in a traveler. You may pass."
Samii happily skipped to the other side of the bridge.