"Very well then" Screeched the Pygmy. "Billy Mays here should be quite the riddler!"
"Your first riddle is this!"
The Pygmy paused for melodramatic effect.
"We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?"
"Hold on a moment" The one in black told the one in blue.
He disappeared a moment and the next thing everyone could hear was a brief yet violent struggle from the speakers. It ended with a series of thuds before the black-clad swordsman returned his and his companion's weapons.
The both of them then turned their attention towards the hole in the ceiling where the body parts had been raining from.
"Better take care of that" The one in black said.
"Right" The one in blue nodded and the two of them leapt up into the hole
"Boy! You better start behaving or I'm getting out mah whooping stick!" Samii the Cow said, in-explitedly still in the group.
"Grahhh! You can not stop the Doomsday! I am the End! I am the Ultimate! I Am THE DOO-"
Samii pulled out a 12 foot by 4 foot all kryptonite stick with the words "WHOOPEN" on it.
"OOooing exactly what you say, Mam."
Ram took a look around Samii. "Umm, where did you get that from?"
"Oh, you know, the regular comic effect of "from my pocket."
Ram was now facing the back of Samii.
"Really? Cause I heard from a guy called Havier that you had a pretty wide-"
"COMIC EFFECT!"
Suddenly a solider appeared behind the two swordsmen, primed to shoot, and aimed to kill. Phil saw the soldier and jumped in front of the sword-swingers.
"Duck!" Philip yelled
The two turn around to see the solider firing towards the group, and they duck. Philip's armblade transforms into a sheild again, and it protects them from the bullets. While behind the sheild, Sifu taps Phil's shoulder
"Excuse me, can you tell us what's going on here?" asked the swordsman
"Y'know, i asked that same question a few posts ago, and never really got a answer. I'm just as confused as you are" Philip answered
Suddenly the floor rumbled and crumbled beneath the group of heroes, the fell into a large seemingly empty pit.
"Jesus! How did that happen?" asked Ram as he dusted himself off, "How did the floor just break?"
"I don't know but if this damn story doesn't move along soon I am quitting, I swear to god!" Master Kitty pulled out a nipper and was about to light it when a large rumble shook the floor, the nip flew out of Master Kitty's hand and landed across the large room, "Son of a-!"
Master Kitty began to stomp toward his nip but suddenly a huge figure flew from the ceiling, crushing the cigarette.
"What-the-FUCK!" Master Kitty roared as he looked up into the face of a rather, rather large spider, about the size of a football field. Its fangs stretched to over 10 feet long and were dripping with a wet, sticky, foul smelling substance. Eights eyes closely grouped together constantly blinking and checking its surroundings. Its legs spread across the whole room and were covered in millions upon millions of prickly hairs which blew in the slightest of winds.
Behind the spider lay a web the size of a small city, the spiders former prey scattered throughout the web, some still struggling, others completely wrapped in webbing and half consumed.
[HEADING=2]"You dare enter my lair?! You shall vanquish under the mighty wrath of Tredfrae!"[/HEADING]
The spider suddenly slammed one of his eight mighty legs upon Master Kitty who narrowly dodged out of the way.
"Is this story development enough for you, you damn cat!" yelled Grimm as he was flown across the huge cave and smashed into a wall.
Also, 5000 posts *bows* And please...please...please take a long ass time to beat this thing, you will be unable to use any powers you may have, I will explain my later.
"Holy shit!" Spouted Saito as he dodged one of the spider's legs. "How do we take this thing down?!"
"Saito..." Began the swordsman in black just before he drew his sword. The swordsman drew his finger along the flat of the sword's blade and released a slow sigh. The sword in his hand began to rediate with energy.
"Die..." Whispered the swordsman just as he dashed for the spider and slashed it straight down its head as an energy blade sliced through the rest of the spider. "Finished" And the swordsman sheathed his weapon afterward.
"So who the hell are you guys anyway?" asked some random person.
"Ahem. I'm called the black dragon" Said the swordsman in black. "And this is my student Hiraga Saito"
"You mean from that anim-ugh" That question was interrupted by a stone to the head
"And we're on a quest that will save the fate of the Tristain Magic academy..."
"Well, that was an easy battle, what with it being a ALMIGHY SPIDER GOD or such." Ram said, starting to head to the web to free the SMALL CITY SIZED WEB that used to host the FOOTBALL FIELD SIZED SPIDER.*
[HEADING=2]YOU CAN NOT HOPE TO DEFEAT ME, Tredfrae!"[/HEADING]
The group turned, to see the giant spider slowly reganerating. "Holy shit, Tredfrae? How's it been! By Thor, it's been a long time since I've seen you, how've you been to college?"
The giant spider turned all several dozen of it's eyes on the small goat.
[HEADING=2]YOU'RE THE ONE THAT F&*KED MY GIRLFRIEND![/HEADING]
"....shit! RUN!" Ram cried, trying to rush past the huge arachnid.
[HEADING=2]YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE AGAIN, YOU BASTARD![/HEADING]
How's THAT for plot development, eh?
And the *? That, boys and girls, is what God-modding is called. Please refrain from such! Thank you!
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