The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"My wooded-handed friend, that was a common occurrence if anything." Ram commented, making his way up the mountain. "Stay with us long enough and you'll be able to look into the vortex eyes of Koas himself and have a pleasant chat about the weather."

As the heroes entered the first room, the room split before them, revealing a large pool.

"Hahah! It is I, the Mechral!"cried a large robotic fish, as it splashed around.
"Mechral....OH, cause it's a mechanical Mackerel!" Lazor cried.
"HAHAH! You can't hope to defeat me, for I am the President of the Piers, the King of the Cod, the Winner of Whirlpools, I am the MASTER OF WATERZTZTZTZTAAAAA"
"And water conducts electricity quiet well." Ram smugly said, continuing on as the floor closed back.

When they entered the next room, pyres of flames blocked their exits.
"HAHA! You may have defeated my aquatic brother, but I shall burn you to a crisp, for I am Mechma!" said a robot in a very flaming outfit.
"Mechma....oh, cause your a mechanical form of Magma!"
"HAHAH! You will soon fall under me, for I am the Master of Magma, the Pharaoh of Flames, the TZZZZAAAAHHH!"
"And robots can short-circuit very easily." Ram said, his horns cooling down again.

As the heroes entered the next room, the walls and ceilings were suddenly arching with electricity.
"HAHAHA! You may have defeated my other, weaker brothers, but you can't use your tricks on me now! For I am, MECHTRO!"
"Mechtro...yeah! Cause you're...an Electro...mech....wow, that robot doctor sucked at giving names."
"HAHAH! Soon you pathetic fleshy and corporal bodies will convulse under my poweAHHHHHNONOTTHEFACE!" Mechtro cried, as he was crushed under Ram's diamond-like horns.
"Robots are notoriously know for their weakness against blunt force." Ram said, wiping oil off his fur.
"Umm, I've never heard that about robots before, and I should know, what with me being half a robot for most of my life." Xandus commented.
"NEVER ARGUE WITH WIKI!" roared Ram, glaring at Xandus, before happily skipping to the next room.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The heroes entered the next room where they saw Metal Man in the center. Metal Man leaped into the air and began hurling metal blades.

"Metal Man will rock your shit
You're hit, don't you forget it *****
It doesn't matter where you stay
You will feel my razor blades!"

"First of all, why does this robot seem tougher than the others?" said Phil "And second of all, why is he rapping?"

"Stupid foolish human being
All fighters rap in the Fire Temple
When fighting a battle
The rule is very simple"

"Alright then, let me give it a go." said Xandus

Xandus leaped in the air and began a duel with Metal Man

"I don't care who you are
I will beat you sensless
Promise to not fight back
And I'll make it painless!"

"You think you are so tough?
Very well, time to get rough!"

"You know what. You can take this guy, I'll be right back." Said Jack turing around and walking into the past rooms as Xandus came flying back toward the ground.

"No problem, I'll just do what I did last time." Said Ram. Running straight into the Metal man.

With a big clang and bump Ram stumbled back dazed and confused.

"Ohhhh look at the little birdies."

Metal Man slowly walked forward as Ram collapsed from the concussion. He stood over the twitching body ready to deliver the final blow.

Suddenly a chainsaw buried itself into Metal Man's head.

Ram looked up to find Jack had replaced his wooden hand, for a brand new metal one made from the parts of the dead robots.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Yay! Although I wonder why I didn't use my Thor's Clap to short-circuit a Metal Robot and why a chainsaw was able to cut right through a plate of thick metal, but yay!"

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: God Fucking Dammit People!

I understand the story for a whole 10 posts and you need to fuck me over!?
Translation: I was with you up untill right before the robots. What's going on?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: God Fucking Dammit People!

I understand the story for a whole 10 posts and you need to fuck me over!?
Translation: I was with you up untill right before the robots. What's going on?

Spoiler

We need to fight 8 robots to get to Dr Wily and the Sword of Novograd [Or as I say the sword of Blah Blah blah!]

"Yay! Although I wonder why I didn't use my Thor's Clap to short-circuit a Metal Robot and why a chainsaw was able to cut right through a plate of thick metal, but yay!"

Spoiler: OOC

Is this really the place where you would expect logic?

 

[Sam G]

"Bastards!" Death the Kid yelled. His right arm was all bandaged up, and he appeared to be limping.
"What the hell happened to you?" asked Sho, who'd been with the rest of his group all the time, and was just being really quiet until now.

FLASHBACK

He suddenly pulled his guns out of their holsters, and fired two shots into the crowd of villains. There was a scream and a spray of blood, as one person was hit...
Unfortunately, that person was Nightmare, wearing a full suit of armour. The bullets ricocheted off and flew back at Kid, one hitting him in the arm, the other in the leg. He collapsed on the cround and the villains, bastards as they are, just forgot about him. Until now...

FLASHBACK END

"And now I'll kill you all!!!" Kid yelled, laughing manically, as he pulled his guns out (yet again) and lowered them at his foes...

 

[Ramthundar]

"Wait, your our foe? I thought you were a hero!" Ram said, looking back some pages of the script.
"No, I obviously wanted to kill you!"
"But...but their's already so many villains!" Ram whined, "and we barely have any heroes left! The only reason why we're a 'group' is cause the heroes joined us!"
Ram gave a bug-eyed look of CUTENESS.
"Pppwease can you be a hero?"

 

[Sam G]

"Hmm... Alright." Of course Kid would agree, for who could argue with a demonic bug-eyed goat? "But you all need to apologize for allowing me to shoot myself during my attempt to rescue you, and then not even bothering to call an ambulance when I lay bleeding on the ground."
"Sorry..." the ragtag group of heroes chorused.
"Now lick my boots."

Spoiler

I totally don't understand. Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the group entered into the next room they were confronted with a series of moving sidewalks. In the middle was a stationary sqaure where the 6th Robot stood.

"The names Ferrai. My brothers are a bunch of weaklings but I'm a little tougher." Said the Robot, who in a flash disseapered and reappeared next to Sho.

"JESUES H CHRIST!" Said Sho jumping into Death's arms. "Don't fucking do that."

"I'm sorry if your to slow to keep up with me. Would you prefer it if I was over here!" As he showed up on the other side of Death. who also jumped but landed in Grimm's arms.

"Ahhh damnit Sho how much do you weigh!?" Said Grim struggling to keep them up.

"I'll have you know that I am at the right weight for my size and age. It's not my fault that your a weakling."

"BOO!" said Ferrai appearing near Samii and causing her to jump.

"I GOT YA SAMII! Uh oh." Said Ram before Samii landed on him with a crunch.

"Oh man you guys are hilarious I can do this all d-AHHHHHHH!"Said Ferrai as he disentergrated from Splazor's splazor.

"My Splazor travels at the speed of light *****!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

And with that said, the heroes move on the next room and the next robot. This room is brightly colored with various hues of the ocean. Out steps Bubble Man.

"The name's Bubble man,
and got somethin' to say..."

but before he could start his rap, Phil took out his infinity staff and threw it at the robot, transforming it into a lance in midair. It impales Bubble Man instantly, blowing him up into bunch of pieces.

"DEAD" Phil said, imitating the Megaman rap posted earlier, and the heroes continued to the last robot

 

[Pm0n3y]

Double post, my bad, ignore this post

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler

I totally don't understand. Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?

Spoiler

Villains: Jack, Xandus, Sho, MK (hasen't posted in a while) and Grimm

Heroes: Ram, Rag, Samii and Splazor

Unknown: Philip, Doomsday and you.

Right now, the villains and heroes are working together though.

Spoiler: Xandus

I thought I've been here long to be considered a Hero! I'd figure the only way i could be seen as a villain would be if we could finish this quest and start a new one, at least that way i could show more backstory...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler

I totally don't understand. Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?

Spoiler

Villains: Jack, Xandus, Sho, MK (hasen't posted in a while) and Grimm

Heroes: Ram, Rag, Samii and Splazor

Unknown: Phillip, Doomsday and you.

Right now, the villains and heroes are working together though.

Spoiler: OOC

Jack's a hero Xandus. Just relax, things will be back to normal by whenever we finish this quest. Seriously though this is the closest we have ever come to actually succeeding in our goal.