The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"A-Atashi Nanami desu." The girl explains (note the following is translated from Japanese... Because my knowledge of the language is piss-poor)
"I'm looking for my boyfriend. I came to his apartment back in Tokyo one day and found this letter." Nanami says while pulling said letter out of her pocket.
"Please, have you seen this person" Nanami then takes out a photo from her pocket, in it is herself leaning against a taller person with a baseball cap over his face as she takes a picture.
"I'm looking for my boyfriend. I came to his apartment back in Tokyo one day and found this letter." Nanami says while pulling said letter out of her pocket.
To anyone who might come here looking for me.
This letter was written on the off chance that you'd suddenly come back here.
Sorry I'm not around, but let's just say that due to recent events, there's no longer any reason to stick around anymore. The only thing I know about this journey is how I'll get to wherever I end up. But that's simply the way it is for a ronin. I know you told me not to worry, but it's in my nature to...
I suppose now it's time for me to request the same of you; I can take care of myself, I always have before we met. But I can't say that this journey won't be different after getting a taste of something I'd thought forgotten.
Be well, and thanks for the memories.
'Sempai'
This letter was written on the off chance that you'd suddenly come back here.
Sorry I'm not around, but let's just say that due to recent events, there's no longer any reason to stick around anymore. The only thing I know about this journey is how I'll get to wherever I end up. But that's simply the way it is for a ronin. I know you told me not to worry, but it's in my nature to...
I suppose now it's time for me to request the same of you; I can take care of myself, I always have before we met. But I can't say that this journey won't be different after getting a taste of something I'd thought forgotten.
Be well, and thanks for the memories.
'Sempai'
"Please, have you seen this person" Nanami then takes out a photo from her pocket, in it is herself leaning against a taller person with a baseball cap over his face as she takes a picture.
A shadow of grief casts over Phil
"S-S-She's...Taken?!" he thinks
"Well... fuck, there's goes my chance..." he mumbles disappointingly
"Did you say something?" Nanami asks
"I said, i'm sure me and my friends could help you find your boyfriend. We are heroes y'know." he says, leading her over to the group.
"S-S-She's...Taken?!" he thinks
"Well... fuck, there's goes my chance..." he mumbles disappointingly
"Did you say something?" Nanami asks
"I said, i'm sure me and my friends could help you find your boyfriend. We are heroes y'know." he says, leading her over to the group.
We find her boyfriend and he's evil, has lost interest in her, and then tries to kill her
Grimm raised his hand, "I know the answer"!
"WHAT"? A couple of random people said~
"Im going to die in my next post"!
Everyone looked away without a care in the world as Grimm went into the character selection screen, and dissipated eating a muffin.
"WHAT"? A couple of random people said~
"Im going to die in my next post"!
Everyone looked away without a care in the world as Grimm went into the character selection screen, and dissipated eating a muffin.
Should i keep Grimm? Or can i control two people? And also they both would be villains~
"What the hell is going on?" said Alucard.
"Why do we not care for Grimm?"
"Comic relief." said Maddawg.
"Every villain group has one."
"Ah." said Alucard.
"Shall we go to these "good" people on the other side?"
"Not just yet." replied Maddawg.
"We have to plan."
"Why do we not care for Grimm?"
"Comic relief." said Maddawg.
"Every villain group has one."
"Ah." said Alucard.
"Shall we go to these "good" people on the other side?"
"Not just yet." replied Maddawg.
"We have to plan."
Hello. And is everyone okay with me switching to good when we clash, I made a mistake in my introduction.
The villans soon saw that they were on the outskirts of a huge city.
"OOHHH MAYBE THE PEOPLE THERE HAVE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM!" Said Splazor as he ran toward the skyscrapers.
Later
The villans soon realized that they really weren't in there old world anymore as the city looked fantastic.
"Woah." said Maddawg as he saw a flying car go over his head.
"Hey check this out." Called out Sho as he stood by a magazine stand. In his hands he held the latest issue of a gaming magazine called Ngi. Inside was an article on the new Superman 64 sequel.
"That game sucked. Why would they make sequel to it?" said Master Kitty as he took the Magazine.
Suddenly sirens blared as two sirens blared from two floating police cruisers. They stopped right in front of a building titled "The first bank of New Jersey." The doors to the bank bursted open and out came a Ram with a black mask on.
"Ram?" Said Grimm before being hit by a low flying car.
"You can't stop me!" Said the Ram as he threw lightning bolts at the cops and picked up the bag of loot with his mouth.
The cops were soon fried due to the heat of the Bolts. As Ram tried running to safty a figure jumped off of the roof of the nearby apartment complex. In his hands he held a chainsaw staff identical to Maddawg's. He held out his hand and yelled "STOP EVIL FARM ANIMAL!"
"O-M-G!" Said Splazor as he looked at the two familar people duel it out.
"What?" Said Grimm getting up with a dazed look.
"DON'T YOU SEE! WERE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ALL THAT WAS GOOD IN OUR DIMENSION IS BAD HERE! AND ALL THAT IS EVIL IS GOOD HERE! THAT MAN WITH THE CHAINSAWS IS THIS DIMENSION'S MADDAWG"
"OOHHH MAYBE THE PEOPLE THERE HAVE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM!" Said Splazor as he ran toward the skyscrapers.
Later
The villans soon realized that they really weren't in there old world anymore as the city looked fantastic.
"Woah." said Maddawg as he saw a flying car go over his head.
"Hey check this out." Called out Sho as he stood by a magazine stand. In his hands he held the latest issue of a gaming magazine called Ngi. Inside was an article on the new Superman 64 sequel.
"That game sucked. Why would they make sequel to it?" said Master Kitty as he took the Magazine.
Suddenly sirens blared as two sirens blared from two floating police cruisers. They stopped right in front of a building titled "The first bank of New Jersey." The doors to the bank bursted open and out came a Ram with a black mask on.
"Ram?" Said Grimm before being hit by a low flying car.
"You can't stop me!" Said the Ram as he threw lightning bolts at the cops and picked up the bag of loot with his mouth.
The cops were soon fried due to the heat of the Bolts. As Ram tried running to safty a figure jumped off of the roof of the nearby apartment complex. In his hands he held a chainsaw staff identical to Maddawg's. He held out his hand and yelled "STOP EVIL FARM ANIMAL!"
"O-M-G!" Said Splazor as he looked at the two familar people duel it out.
"What?" Said Grimm getting up with a dazed look.
"DON'T YOU SEE! WERE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ALL THAT WAS GOOD IN OUR DIMENSION IS BAD HERE! AND ALL THAT IS EVIL IS GOOD HERE! THAT MAN WITH THE CHAINSAWS IS THIS DIMENSION'S MADDAWG"
How was that? Good enough for you guys? Well a heads up for the good guys. You will not need to control the Evil versions. I will take care of that for ya.
"So what you are saying is," said Alucard.
"We're now somehow good?"
"No." replied Maddawg.
"We're still evil."
"To hell with that." said Alucard.
"I'm thirsty. Grimm?"
"Yes." said Grimm.
"Bend your neck down."
"Sure, I guess."
Bite!
"Mmmm" said Alucard.
"First drink in a while."
"Ow! Bastard!" said Grimm.
"Wouldn't that be a compliment?" Master Kitty chimed in.
"You! Not helping!" yelled Grimm.
"The bleeding won't stop!"
"Shut up, comic relief!" said Maddawg.
"Let's help evil Ram, recruit him to our side. The side with cookies."
"HAHA!" yelled Splazor Dog.
"I GET IT. MEME JOKES. I GOT ANOTHER. IN ALTERNATE SOVIET RUSSIA, NO ONE THOUGHT THINKS THE "SOVIET RUSSIA" JOKE WAS FUNNY."
"We're now somehow good?"
"No." replied Maddawg.
"We're still evil."
"To hell with that." said Alucard.
"I'm thirsty. Grimm?"
"Yes." said Grimm.
"Bend your neck down."
"Sure, I guess."
Bite!
"Mmmm" said Alucard.
"First drink in a while."
"Ow! Bastard!" said Grimm.
"Wouldn't that be a compliment?" Master Kitty chimed in.
"You! Not helping!" yelled Grimm.
"The bleeding won't stop!"
"Shut up, comic relief!" said Maddawg.
"Let's help evil Ram, recruit him to our side. The side with cookies."
"HAHA!" yelled Splazor Dog.
"I GET IT. MEME JOKES. I GOT ANOTHER. IN ALTERNATE SOVIET RUSSIA, NO ONE THOUGHT THINKS THE "SOVIET RUSSIA" JOKE WAS FUNNY."
Is this good? Everyone okay with the recruitment thing?
And can I get good when the sides meet?
And can I get good when the sides meet?
Back in the good guy dimension, Death was going for a fun evening stroll when a small bird flew into his chest. He gave it that "I'm going to kill you slowly" look he's so famous for, and it hurriedly turned and flew away.
"Heh... they always try to run." he thought to himself, and waited until it was a fair distance away before flicking a Metal Blade at it and slicing it neatly in half.
He was about to turn and try to find some orphans to pick on when he noticed that the bird had dropped something. He bent down and picked it up. It was a small envelope, addressed to him. He opened it. "Hm, a party over at Xandus's? I've never heard anything that could be less like a trap!" With upside-down U anime happy eyes, he continued on his merry way to Xandus's fortress of Doom.
"Heh... they always try to run." he thought to himself, and waited until it was a fair distance away before flicking a Metal Blade at it and slicing it neatly in half.
He was about to turn and try to find some orphans to pick on when he noticed that the bird had dropped something. He bent down and picked it up. It was a small envelope, addressed to him. He opened it. "Hm, a party over at Xandus's? I've never heard anything that could be less like a trap!" With upside-down U anime happy eyes, he continued on his merry way to Xandus's fortress of Doom.
lwm3398 said:
The point of picking sides was to create two alternate storylines. We proably won't meet them until the end of the mission. You could go back and change your post if you want to be good all of the sudden.
And relax about wether it is good or not. The point of the AA is to create a random jokes with a possibly random posts. Just make sure you tell us which characters are talking.
And relax about wether it is good or not. The point of the AA is to create a random jokes with a possibly random posts. Just make sure you tell us which characters are talking.
~Evil Dimension~
Maddawg started to walk away, then turned.
"Hey, you comin' Alucard?"
"I'll stay..." he replied.
"For the time being. I have some... things... to do here."
"Whatever floats your boat. We'll be chasing Re-Ram, if you need to find us." said Maddawg.
"Re?" said Grimm, still bleeding buckets from the neck.
"As in reverse." said Maddawg.
Alucard toned out, tucked his hat down, and closed his eyes. Time for a nap.
...............................................1 HOUR LATER.
Alucard got up.
"The future, huh?" he said, to no one in particular.
"Guess I'd better find him, then."
He walked down the road, ducking flying cars as they came. He walked up to the science institute, kicked in the door, and walked in. He drew his gun and pointed it at a light.
"Eh... Uh... Hi there. I'm... uh..." said a befuddled scientist.
Alucard put the gun in his coat.
"Do you have a way to get out of this godforsaken place?" said Alucard.
"What? Who are you to demand such things of me?"
"Alucard, servant to the Protestant Knight Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing. Who the hell are you?"
"Dr. Shindler. I work here."
"Well, enough bullshit, let's cut to the chase."
Alucard picked the small man up by his collar.
"Can I leave this goddamned Dimension or what?"
"What do you mean, you softie! All you are is a stupid timid villain in a comic series!"
"What in- Oh, yes, opposite dimension. Very good. Anyways. I know this isn't the only dimension. I want out."
"You mean you have proof of the multiverse theory?!"
"I have proof that I'm gonna blow your brains out if I don't get out of here. I have a few scores to settle and they sure as hell aren't here."
"Well, there is a Prototype, but it's very ri-"
"Screw it. Give me the goddamn machine."
"Okay, but there's no way of knowing where you'll end up!"
"Didn't you hear me say "Screw it"? Let me the hell through or you will notice a serious lack in your brain matter and skull."
"Okay." He clicked a button.
"Walk through the door, wimp."
Alucard drew his gun and killed the man. He walked through the dimensional gate machine.
Maddawg started to walk away, then turned.
"Hey, you comin' Alucard?"
"I'll stay..." he replied.
"For the time being. I have some... things... to do here."
"Whatever floats your boat. We'll be chasing Re-Ram, if you need to find us." said Maddawg.
"Re?" said Grimm, still bleeding buckets from the neck.
"As in reverse." said Maddawg.
Alucard toned out, tucked his hat down, and closed his eyes. Time for a nap.
...............................................1 HOUR LATER.
Alucard got up.
"The future, huh?" he said, to no one in particular.
"Guess I'd better find him, then."
He walked down the road, ducking flying cars as they came. He walked up to the science institute, kicked in the door, and walked in. He drew his gun and pointed it at a light.
"Eh... Uh... Hi there. I'm... uh..." said a befuddled scientist.
Alucard put the gun in his coat.
"Do you have a way to get out of this godforsaken place?" said Alucard.
"What? Who are you to demand such things of me?"
"Alucard, servant to the Protestant Knight Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing. Who the hell are you?"
"Dr. Shindler. I work here."
"Well, enough bullshit, let's cut to the chase."
Alucard picked the small man up by his collar.
"Can I leave this goddamned Dimension or what?"
"What do you mean, you softie! All you are is a stupid timid villain in a comic series!"
"What in- Oh, yes, opposite dimension. Very good. Anyways. I know this isn't the only dimension. I want out."
"You mean you have proof of the multiverse theory?!"
"I have proof that I'm gonna blow your brains out if I don't get out of here. I have a few scores to settle and they sure as hell aren't here."
"Well, there is a Prototype, but it's very ri-"
"Screw it. Give me the goddamn machine."
"Okay, but there's no way of knowing where you'll end up!"
"Didn't you hear me say "Screw it"? Let me the hell through or you will notice a serious lack in your brain matter and skull."
"Okay." He clicked a button.
"Walk through the door, wimp."
Alucard drew his gun and killed the man. He walked through the dimensional gate machine.
No objections? I'm gone. Not forever, but I'm just drifting through dimensional gates looking for Good Dimension. This fine with everyone?
Hollow Grimm said:Grimm raised his hand, "I know the answer"!
"WHAT"? A couple of random people said~
"Im going to die in my next post"!
Everyone looked away without a care in the world as Grimm went into the character selection screen, and dissipated eating a muffin.
Should i keep Grimm? Or can i control two people? And also they both would be villains~
I wont allow to to kill off Grimm. Sorry. *kicks Grimm*
Multi-Kill said:
That shit is bananas! I was gonna turn up in the wall of the doom fortress, bleed out, and settle a score with Xandus that I made up on spot. But I'll bite, I'll get off the rock. And who's the red guy?
"Jesus..."
The red power suit kicked him straight in the mouth. Alucard was bleeding quite badly, and turned the blood into bats.
"You don't mess with me, ass-hat!"
A machine gun popped from it's shoulder. Eighty bullets were put through Alucard's chest. The blood was turned into bats. They swarmed the robot, biting it all over, pulling this and that wire. A rocket was fired straight into Alucard's faced. The explosion turned him right into a nice haze of evaporated blood. It rained down, turned into a puddle, and sat there. The bats turned into a badly mauled Alucard, sucked up the rest of the blood, and turned perfectly healed.
"Okay. First. Where the fuck am I, how do I get out, and who the HELL put me here."
"Learn, you must, of the DM, hmm hmm hmm hm-hm."
"The... The christ..."
"Follow, you must. Where you are, you will learn of."
"Would you please talk normally?" asked Alucard, irritatedly.
"Well, no one's asked before. Guess I'll show you the next portal outta here. Where to, stranger?"
"Good Dimension, Xandus' doom fortress."
"Doom doesn't sound too good."
"Your old voice didn't sound too wise. Just get me on the next portal outta here."
"It will take another Improbability Field, I'm afraid. And you came in on the latest one. This may take a while."
"Well, shit. Teach me whatcha can, old man, before I get the hell away."
"Fight more droids, you must. Red power suits, you will train on."
"I said talk normal!"
That's right Multi, freaking Yoda. Hell yeah.
And, yeesh, I don't swear that much!
And, yeesh, I don't swear that much!