The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

"Dude, we should, totally, like, have sex!" said a drunken Livingness enthusiastically to his good counterpart.
"Er... no." Death replied.
"What? Why aren't you horny like a viagra'd-up rabbit, like everyone else is?" Livingness asked him, staring at a wall and swaying slightly.
"Behold, the miracle cure for absent-headedness!" Death exclaimed, holding up a marajuana joint.
"Uh... Drugs?" asked Livingness, looking worried.
"Yep! With the frequent alcohol, swearing and sex references, I figured, why not just go the full donkey and just make this RP into Skins on crack? We're restarting soon, anyway. Woo!" Death yelled, and took a long drag on his spliff.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil (being slightly intoxicated, and a lousy drunk) felt the contents of his stomach coming back up.

"Oh (hic) Crap" he said, running to the bathroom.

He ran to the door, and busted it open while simultaneously turning on the lights to see Superman's arch nemesis & and a cow, doing the do. They freeze mid-coitus, and Phil suddenly becomes sober and terrified.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He screams at the top of his lungs before finally throwing up, the image of the two fucking has left a permanent scar on his mind. He falls to the ground, in the fetal position, while the two look on.

"...The hell's his problem?" Doomsday asked.

Samii shrugged and they continued doing it.

Spoiler: Good Job Multi

I will never un-see that image. Time to get some Brain Bleach!

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: Guess who's confused!

I have given up following the hero plot. It makes less sense each post. Are the villains still in the greek god dimension or did something change when i wasn't looking?

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram burst through the doors leading to Doomsday and Samii going at it, his magical armor mentioned several pages ago at full power.
"Unhand her, vile cretin!" he demanded.
"Ha! If you wish to have your fair maiden back, you must face me...IN A DANCE OFF!"
Doomsday roared, starting the match with a quick freestyle to the music of Sodja Boy "Superman."
"Oh snap! You're bout to get served, bi-atch!" Ram said, beginning his schmexy dance with "Low" by Flo Rida in the background.

Spoiler: PARY TIME!

With the future of this RP in discussion, time to let loose and get WILD!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: Guess who's confused!

I have given up following the hero plot. It makes less sense each post. Are the villains still in the greek god dimension or did something change when i wasn't looking?

Spoiler: Yeah

Shit has hit the fan Sho... but i think we're gonna restart this sooner or later.

 

[Sam G]

"Whoo! Brotha-dawg got SERVED!" whooped the ever-so-steriotypical american Livingness.
"Oh, you wanna step up, homes?" asked Doomsday.
"SNAP! Oh-no-you-di'int." Livingness claimed, took a shot of heroin to boost his confidence, and he stepped up!
The background music changed to "Get Your Walk On" by Xzibit, and Livingness did that thing where you grab your ankle with one hand and your head with the other and hop around in a circle.

 

[Sam G]

"Not to worry, brethren! I came prepared for this occasion!" Death declared. "Mega flare!"
He opened his mouth wide and blasted a beam of condensed death at Lincoln's army, obliterating them instantly.
"Dude, where'd you learn to do that?" Asked... hmm... let's say Samii.
"I watched an episode of DBZ with my Sharingan on." he replied.
And with that, the party/orgy/dance battle recommenced!
(Just a note... Death was really, really, REALLY stoned at this point, so chances are he won't remember how to do this attack by the time the RP gets back on track.)

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler

Well, the plot is already screwed, so let's make it even more messed up!

Suddenly, as the gay sex orgy was going on, a man with a hat, a beard, and an AK-47 came in riding a T-Rex. On his flanks were 2,000 knights riding on Triceratops and Velocilraptors.

"Who are you?" asked Ram

"My boy." said the man on the T-Rex "I am the one, the only, Abraham Lincoln."

And then an army of Laser Cats appeared.

Spoiler: OCC

Funny thing is, this is more and more becoming like the Old AA.

Death's counter-part's bitchin' moves were so wild that it created a rift in reality, opening up to the Evil Reality's world.
"Holly SHit! Abraham! What you doing here?" Ram asked the Hero of America, giving him a fist-hoof pound.
"Aww, nothing much. Just slowly conquering all reality. Care to join in?"
"Nahh, I'm sort of tasked to keep it safe, yah know."
"Oh, no problemo, dude. Just one thing....LAZOR EYES!" Lincoln screamed, sending a wave of death at Ram.
"DEFLECTED!" Ram cried, the lazors hitting his horns and bouncing back on the dinosaur.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Ignore this, posted final attack too early.

 

[Sam G]

"Oh, won't this be fun..." muttered Death, with red rings under his eyes. Both Death and Livingness activated their bloodline traits and sprung at theA, raining bullets, arrows, Metal Blades and Razor Leaves at him. The Auditor. waved his hand, and the incoming projectiles fell out of the air. Death blinked for a second, and suddenly, the Auditor was standing behind him. He slapped Death in the back of the head, and he went flying into a wall and was knocked unconscious. Livingness stared at his foe with the Byakugan, trying to perceive his next movement.
All of a sudden, his vision blurred. He blinked a couple of times, and by the time his vision returned, the Auditor was standing behind him, holding a knife against his back.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Spoiler: ...

GOD DAMN NINJA!!!!!!

 

[Ramthundar]

"The hell you taking us down! We've face greater threats then you!" Ram cried heroicely, standing on top of a small rock and chilrden cheered him on. The Auditor anilated both rock and happy children with a single thought.
"Or maybe not! BUT YOUR STILL GOING DOWN!"

Ram lowered his head, a low chanting* begining. The air began to become static, arcs of electricity heading to Ram. His fur began to rise as his whole body filled with power. His teeth were clenched, his horns bouncing back lightning, his eyes glowing with immense power.
He turned to the Auditor, realising nearly all Realities electricity at him.
[HEADING=1]THOR'S CLAP![/HEADING]

Spoiler: FOr those of you ignoring your AA Group Updates

We are now begining to process of starting over by sending out our most powerful attacks at the Auditor. If you still want to be part of the AA afterwards, unleash your unholy fury now!