Multi-Kill said:Hollow Grimm said:WHat girl in their right mind would want to?
Considering the fact of me being Homo, None
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Guys, please Stop posting here until Maddawg has done his epic post. After that...we'll see.
AND DON'T QUOTE THIS POST! Just send a chat in the AA Group.
AND DON'T QUOTE THIS POST! Just send a chat in the AA Group.
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In a quiet meadow in a grassy field, Ram strolls through his land. His mighty goat legs pound against the Earth, because he felt like they should. He flexes his neck muscles, giving the group of femal goats a better look at his mighty 4 foot horns. They merely giggled and hoped to the other side of the meadow.
Ram sighed, and wished for a better life. He continued his stroll through the meadows when he came apon a road. "I know what I'll do!" Ram thought. "I'll just wait here for some passing adventurers, and join them in their quest, or maybe even lead them to some quests of my own."
So Ram sat by the road, and waited
...there's really not much more to say, is there? XD
I'm working under the assumption that someone is actually drawing my new character at the moment. Here's a quick breakdown of what he looks like:
Before he went to Helvinski's, he was completely unmemorable. People forgot him as soon as they saw him. Unfortunately, he didn't block quick enough in a battle and now has a scar on his right cheek from a sword thrust. He's about 5'11" and thin, but considerably stronger than he looks. He wears a pure white business suit (think old gangster, but no pinstripes) and a pure white fedora at all times.
Before he went to Helvinski's, he was completely unmemorable. People forgot him as soon as they saw him. Unfortunately, he didn't block quick enough in a battle and now has a scar on his right cheek from a sword thrust. He's about 5'11" and thin, but considerably stronger than he looks. He wears a pure white business suit (think old gangster, but no pinstripes) and a pure white fedora at all times.
As Ragnorak wandered down the road, his falchion, Wyrmbane, across his back, he reflected on the various characters he had gotten to know through Helvinski's; dragons, ninja, samurai, robots, gods and demi-gods, summons, wizards, sorcerers, lizardmen, hyper-intelligent shades of blue, elves, dwarves, it seemed often as though every single archetype of adventuring hero had been represented in his class. The class he graduated at the head of in everything (except Quantum Micro String Hyperspace Physics, he had been second behind P'horg'lp, the aforementioned hyper-intelligent shade of blue) and been looked up to by everyone, even the green things with teeth that would be adventuring in the less pleasant parts of the multiverse. He was...popular. It wasn't a pleasant thought. He thrived on not being recognizable, reveled in anonymity. "C'est la vie, as they say." He said aloud as he passed a pasture.
He then saw the ram looking at him quizzically. Oh dear. Have I ever conned a ram out of any money? Slept with any ewes...wait, did I actually just think that? What the hell did college do to me? Ragnorak slowed down a bit, interested in this seemingly very intelligent Ram.
Then he saw the dragon coming over the pasture, straight for a group of ewes. "Look out!" he yelled.
"What?!" The ram exclaimed, spinning to see the great lizard bearing down on the ewes, breathing smoke and belching flame. He bolted towards it, lowering his mighty horns.
"You can talk??!" said Ragnorak as he ran towards the wyrm, drawing Wyrmbane and holding it two-handed, horizontal at his waist as he ran.
Dark brown eyes open. They check their surroundings. They're in a very clean, calm room. The soft beeping of a defibrillator representing a heartbeat can be heard in the distance. A body jerks up from it's laying position. It's Phil. He rubs his head as if he's just experienced a major migraine.
"W-where am I?" He says, voice weak and confused
"Where's Ram?, Rag?, Grimm?, Anyone?!"
Panicking, he rings for a nurse, who is astonished at the boy's recovery. She runs to the Waiting room, where his family was waiting.
"Mrs. Howard, your son is awake." The nurse announces.
After hearing the news, she rushes to the room Phil was in.
"Philip?!" It was Phil's mom.
"Mom?" he says wearily.
"Oh thank god, my baby is alive!!" She says running to phil, embracing him, tears filling in her eyes.
"What happened? Why am i here?" he asks
"You were coming home from school, and your school bus got into a devastating wreck." The nurse says.
"The wreck put you into a coma. You were on the verge of death for weeks."
"You're the sole survivor...everyone else died" his mother added.
"But... i thought i was in an adventure! With a Ram! And a Ninja Monkey!" Phil says, reality closing in on him.
"Your brain must've been active the whole time. It was probably just one long dream." The nurse says.
"WHAT?!" Phil exclaims.
This news hit Phil like a brick. The Grim realization of life has closed in on him, and it seeped deep into him, and wasn't letting go. With this news found out, phil shed a single tear. A tear for the friends he made, for the powers he gained, for the monsters he faced, for laughs he shared, but most importantly, for the Heroes... and for the Villains.
"W-where am I?" He says, voice weak and confused
"Where's Ram?, Rag?, Grimm?, Anyone?!"
Panicking, he rings for a nurse, who is astonished at the boy's recovery. She runs to the Waiting room, where his family was waiting.
"Mrs. Howard, your son is awake." The nurse announces.
After hearing the news, she rushes to the room Phil was in.
"Philip?!" It was Phil's mom.
"Mom?" he says wearily.
"Oh thank god, my baby is alive!!" She says running to phil, embracing him, tears filling in her eyes.
"What happened? Why am i here?" he asks
"You were coming home from school, and your school bus got into a devastating wreck." The nurse says.
"The wreck put you into a coma. You were on the verge of death for weeks."
"You're the sole survivor...everyone else died" his mother added.
"But... i thought i was in an adventure! With a Ram! And a Ninja Monkey!" Phil says, reality closing in on him.
"Your brain must've been active the whole time. It was probably just one long dream." The nurse says.
"WHAT?!" Phil exclaims.
This news hit Phil like a brick. The Grim realization of life has closed in on him, and it seeped deep into him, and wasn't letting go. With this news found out, phil shed a single tear. A tear for the friends he made, for the powers he gained, for the monsters he faced, for laughs he shared, but most importantly, for the Heroes... and for the Villains.
As it turns out, Phil was actually in a coma, and the AA was all a dream... or was it? (Don't worry, this doesn't mean i'm leaving)
Jack strolled threw the woods, carrying a dead bull in his massive jaws. he remembered the day his father showed him how to take down a bison in one lazor. but that didnt matter now, as his parents were dead, and he was alone in the wild. Life had treated jack good, but he knew that one day, the men in the Red sweater would be coming for him. for thats was all he knew him by. his Red sweater. whether it was red from blood, or red from the dye, or red from manliness, he wouldnt know. but what he did know, was he was longing for companionship. Jack was not a big dog, but he was more like the flash, whereas he could stretch and bend to accomadate.
do do do, singin meh song, do do do, firin teh lazors, do do do, gunna eat this bull, do do do, hope it tastes like chicken, do do do, theres a ram...OH RAM! i haven't had that since that binge drinking night back in Atlantic City....you know i never did call that girl Annabella. i wonder if i still have her number... OH HE DOESN'T SEE ME! OH AND THERES A MONKEY!!! two meals for the price of one ALL RIGHT!!!! now all i gotta do is sneak up verryyy slowly...*mission impossible music* *bing* I'VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! ATTACK!!!!! RAWR!!!!!
"OWW!!! Ram skin shouldnt be that tough!! maybe ur not ripe!"
"Uhh..what the fuck was that dog?" Ram inquisitioned.
do do do, singin meh song, do do do, firin teh lazors, do do do, gunna eat this bull, do do do, hope it tastes like chicken, do do do, theres a ram...OH RAM! i haven't had that since that binge drinking night back in Atlantic City....you know i never did call that girl Annabella. i wonder if i still have her number... OH HE DOESN'T SEE ME! OH AND THERES A MONKEY!!! two meals for the price of one ALL RIGHT!!!! now all i gotta do is sneak up verryyy slowly...*mission impossible music* *bing* I'VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! ATTACK!!!!! RAWR!!!!!
"OWW!!! Ram skin shouldnt be that tough!! maybe ur not ripe!"
"Uhh..what the fuck was that dog?" Ram inquisitioned.
I am still in this, and so is Daye! I am introducing the Daye's again, in company with MK of course.
*Scene cuts so a rising sun, a helmet wearing cat and a small, faceless being were walking along a road*
"Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Birds that were happily nesting in trees flew off into the distance as the cat pulled out a shotgun and put it against the little creatures head.
"Stop, fucking, talking! We will get there when we get there god dammit!"
Master Kitty began walking again and the little creature ran up behind him,
"Ok, but where are we going? You have just been walking for what seems like days and you don't seem to be-" the little faceless man was kicked in the stomach and the cat continued walking, which was interrupted by a bat to the back of the knees, "Take that you son of a *****! No-one talks to Daye.01 like that!
And with that the little man sprinted down the road, holding his bat above his head. Master Kitty slowly got up and fired his shotgun in the direction of Daye.01. He began limping toward him yelling obscenities and curses.
How did I know this would happen? I'm not a monkey anymore, Lazor, I'm a human. Or at least, apparently a human. He did just go to a 300 year long college...imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Wow, how stoned was I last night..." Death the Kid wondered. He'd just woken up in the middle of a corn field, having had one of the wierdest dreams of his life. "There was this goat, and this monkey ninja, and Nightmare from Soul Calibur, except it wasn't really him, and I had a robot arm and a sharingan and there was this party/orgy/dance battle and then we were fighting God... And you were there!" he exclaimed, pointing at his cousin, also lying in the field.
"Hmm... Strange shit, dude." Livingness the Youth said wisely. He stood up, shielded his eyes from the sun, and looked over into the distance, in the vague direction of a goat and a man in a white suit fighting a wyrm. "Wow, that's pretty interesting..." he thought to himself.
"Hmm... Strange shit, dude." Livingness the Youth said wisely. He stood up, shielded his eyes from the sun, and looked over into the distance, in the vague direction of a goat and a man in a white suit fighting a wyrm. "Wow, that's pretty interesting..." he thought to himself.
A weird Anime character awakes!~
Out of the distance a man stands up, "Gwaaah"!
He began to run in circles before he tripped and landed on his face, "Owww.. That hurts"!
He saw a RAM in the distance, He stared at it.. A RAM... "The hell is a RAM doing out here"..?
He walked around dancing to his I-POD.. He then decided to walk to the Ram... A RAM...
He whistled and kicked some dirt on his way, "Its a RAMMIERAM.. DOODoodoo.."...
He then kicked some more dirt into the air and it landed in the rams face, "HEY"! Said THE RAM..
The man looked surprised, "YOU CAN TALK"..!?!
"Why yes, Cant you talk"? Said THE RAM..
He stared at him, "Well.. Thats besides the point"! He glared at him, "Well my names Grimm"!
Out of the distance a man stands up, "Gwaaah"!
He began to run in circles before he tripped and landed on his face, "Owww.. That hurts"!
He saw a RAM in the distance, He stared at it.. A RAM... "The hell is a RAM doing out here"..?
He walked around dancing to his I-POD.. He then decided to walk to the Ram... A RAM...
He whistled and kicked some dirt on his way, "Its a RAMMIERAM.. DOODoodoo.."...
He then kicked some more dirt into the air and it landed in the rams face, "HEY"! Said THE RAM..
The man looked surprised, "YOU CAN TALK"..!?!
"Why yes, Cant you talk"? Said THE RAM..
He stared at him, "Well.. Thats besides the point"! He glared at him, "Well my names Grimm"!
Grimm is here!!!
Grimm screamed, "THE FUCK"!!!
He slammed his fist into Orgazmo's face, And sent him flying.
"YOU SUNUVABITCH, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"!!! Grimm yelled.
He stomped over and told THE RAM sorry.
He slammed his fist into Orgazmo's face, And sent him flying.
"YOU SUNUVABITCH, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"!!! Grimm yelled.
He stomped over and told THE RAM sorry.
Though I doubt Nanami would've been much help. I was hoping you'd help her find her boyfriend who could've helped out with this final battle....
"Hmmm..." Death hmmed. Now both he and his cousin were standing in the field, watching the events unfold.
"Dude, it looks like your dealer just piloted a dildo into that dragon, then started harassing a character from Bleach."
"Yep, that sounds like Orgazmo all right..." Death pondered for a brief second. "Maybe we should go and say hello."
And thus, both cousins set off towards our group of heroes.
"Dude, it looks like your dealer just piloted a dildo into that dragon, then started harassing a character from Bleach."
"Yep, that sounds like Orgazmo all right..." Death pondered for a brief second. "Maybe we should go and say hello."
And thus, both cousins set off towards our group of heroes.
It was a normal day in northern Britain. Rainy, slushy, cold, and busy.
"Bored, thirsty, trigger fingers are itching, a normal fucking day."
It was Alucard, a vampire, sitting on the front step of a grand castle, Castle Hellsing. A boy and his mother walked by holding hands. Humans, the vampire thought. Sickening. He yearned to shoot something, and those stuffed dummies just wouldn't do. He needed to hear screams, pleadings for mercy. His days of impaling whole armies was over. He was a servant to some lady who made him shoot people for a living. A drink isn't too much to ask for, is it?
"Alucard," came Lady Integra's voice. "I have a mission for you."
"The same damn thing, no? The same fucking pull-trigger-kill-ghoul bull? I, frankly, don't care anymore. This country of feeble humans can wither and die."
"Alucard. You're leaving." she said. "A whole different place."
"It better not be America, farm of fat pigs."
"It's another universe. Without any humans."
"It could be a place with grass, for all I care. Both are equally worth saving, and grass is at least exciting to watch." he said bitterly.
"Alucard. You're free. I'm letting you go." she said being blunt and to the point, after subtlety hadn't worked.
"You mean I'm off this chain? I'm free to bite whatever neck I please, shoot whatever I feel like, taste the air with real freedom?"
"Anything you want. Just off the planet."
That puts a nix on my immortal rampage, then.
"I'm off to find some true excitement. It's been a fucking ball, master. See you when I'm bored."
He melted into a puddle of blood, turned into one grand bat with a twenty foot wingspan, and flew. Wherever he landed next, there had better be some blood to suck.
"Bored, thirsty, trigger fingers are itching, a normal fucking day."
It was Alucard, a vampire, sitting on the front step of a grand castle, Castle Hellsing. A boy and his mother walked by holding hands. Humans, the vampire thought. Sickening. He yearned to shoot something, and those stuffed dummies just wouldn't do. He needed to hear screams, pleadings for mercy. His days of impaling whole armies was over. He was a servant to some lady who made him shoot people for a living. A drink isn't too much to ask for, is it?
"Alucard," came Lady Integra's voice. "I have a mission for you."
"The same damn thing, no? The same fucking pull-trigger-kill-ghoul bull? I, frankly, don't care anymore. This country of feeble humans can wither and die."
"Alucard. You're leaving." she said. "A whole different place."
"It better not be America, farm of fat pigs."
"It's another universe. Without any humans."
"It could be a place with grass, for all I care. Both are equally worth saving, and grass is at least exciting to watch." he said bitterly.
"Alucard. You're free. I'm letting you go." she said being blunt and to the point, after subtlety hadn't worked.
"You mean I'm off this chain? I'm free to bite whatever neck I please, shoot whatever I feel like, taste the air with real freedom?"
"Anything you want. Just off the planet."
That puts a nix on my immortal rampage, then.
"I'm off to find some true excitement. It's been a fucking ball, master. See you when I'm bored."
He melted into a puddle of blood, turned into one grand bat with a twenty foot wingspan, and flew. Wherever he landed next, there had better be some blood to suck.
Ragnorak was a little confused. He didn't know any of these people! Or did he...a memory, or a memory of a memory flickered on the edge of his consciousness, a memory of swords...and fire...and pain...and blood...and laughs and good times...
Strange. It's almost as though this happened before. I'll ask P'horg'lp about the possibility next time I see him. He thought as he strapped Wyrmbane across his back again. He shrugged and smirked slightly. "Well, this is an interesting turn of events. I assumed I'd have to show off. Good on ya, mate!" He gingerly patted Orgazmo on the back, a little put off by the other's blatant homoeroticism. Well, as may be. Whatever floats his boat. "Just don't touch my ass or you'll lose a hand." He stated, grinning widely, but still obviously meaning it.
Strange. It's almost as though this happened before. I'll ask P'horg'lp about the possibility next time I see him. He thought as he strapped Wyrmbane across his back again. He shrugged and smirked slightly. "Well, this is an interesting turn of events. I assumed I'd have to show off. Good on ya, mate!" He gingerly patted Orgazmo on the back, a little put off by the other's blatant homoeroticism. Well, as may be. Whatever floats his boat. "Just don't touch my ass or you'll lose a hand." He stated, grinning widely, but still obviously meaning it.