The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

"Sooo....what's so special bout this amulet?" Ram asked Tights-Guy.

[HEADING=1]BOOM![/HEADING]

"Nevermind! More exciting things in other place!" Ram cried, rushing out of the castle. Exiting the building, he saw a massive red dragon stumble out of the wreckage of a nearby blacksmith.

"GRAAAAH!*Hic* I....I AM RECKONING! AND you will now face....ehrm, RECKONING!" the creature roared, then puked on the streets.

"Ah crap, it's another one of those dragons!"
"Eh, I reckon it's mah time ta shine." Ragnorak mumbled, starting to walk towards the tipsy worm. He stopped, surprised, by Ram's hoof.
"No...I know how to handle this one..."

Twenty Minutes Later at the Local Tavern...

"HEY BARKEEP! Nother Sweet Dandelion Rumumumumum....ifsh you pleash!" Ram cried, throwing his emptied flagon on the ever-increasing pile.
"You know, that Cosmos punk...he thinks he's so great...but yah know what?*hic*
He's nothing more then some damn brown nosing PREP with a...a...a shtick up his arse..."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, the thing bout the Amulet is....we don't have it. We left it with Tights man back in the castle."
"Uh....oh. Well, sorry to have wasted your time." Dark Link said with an embarrassed smile, taking the gun of Ram's head.
"Hey, no problem, I can see why you might think thatHEADBUTT TO GUT!"
Ram dashed out of the tavern, away from the bent-double and cursing D. Link. He rushed back into the castle, grabbed the amulet, and rushed back out. "Okay...now what to do with this thing...."

Suddenly, a large space ship popped into existence over the village.
"Scuse me," asked a brutish looking alien, looking through a port-hole of the ship, "but could you point me to the Alpha Centuari System?"
"Uhhhh....that way?" Ram said, pointing up. "And here's a gift for yah!" he yelled, throwing the amulet at the alien.
"Gee, thanks!" the creature said, beginning to rise into orbit.
However, when he entered the atmosphere, the protective barriers of the spell began to malfunction, blasting the whole space-ship to pieces. The amulet then soared and landed in a nearby swamp.

Spoiler: OCC

THE GM GODS HAVE DECIDED ON NO ALIENS! So it is decreed, so it will be done.

 

[ajb924]

"What now?" Dark Link asked cathing his breath from rams blow.
"I say we go kill the aliens! They could be endangered! Or helpful to the world!" Sho said
"Uhhh no." Maddawg said flatly. "We need to get the amulet!"
"Not before we do! We won't let you get your way!" Ram said
"Why not?" Grimm asked "We never get to win...."
"Well, lets start the race!" Sho said grinning
"We want that too!" One of the aliens said
"Didn't you guys fly away with the ship?" Asked ram?
"We fell out when you blew it up!"
"Oh... Sorry bout that...." Ram said sheepishly
"Ok, NOW let the race begin!" Sho said starting to run

 

[Sam G]

"Not so fast!" Death the Kid yelled, sprinting after Sho with Livingness hot on his tail. He dropped to the ground, grabbed a stone and threw it at the back of Sho's head, all without breaking his stride. Livingness had somehow managed to find a motorcycle somewhere, and he plowed it into the back of Grimm before doing a wheelie and continuing onwards.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Huh." Said Maddawg stareing at the landscape."It's like a postcard. Dear buddy. Kicking Ram and Angel ass.Wish you were here."

"So this is what obliving looks like?" Said Sho. "I was expecting more flying drag-"

RAWWRR

"Never mind." said Sho looking up at an army of dragons emerging from the tower to the north.

"Oh great were Fucked! WE ARE ROYALLY FUCKED!" Said Grim panicing.

Maddawg looked at the group and let out long sigh. He grabbed Grim by the head and threw him in the direction they came in. He immeaditly disseapered into the Gate and the rest of the group followed.

BACK IN CYRODILL

"WE DID IT! WE DEFEATED THE UNSC! THE GREAT JOURNEY CAN BE COMPLETED!" Said Titanous who began laughing unaware of the Heroes approaching right behind him.

"AHAHAHA!AHAHAHA *Bones breaking and blood flying* AHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said Titanous who's legs were cut off by Maddawg.

"One second." He said pointing at the group as he grabbed Titanous and dragged him into Oblivion.

BACK IN OBLIVION!

Maddawg dragged Titanous toward the lava lake and held him over it.

"Any last words" said Maddawg toward Titanous whose head was over the lake.

"Go to He-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Said Titanous as his head was dunked into the lake.

*Lifts him up*

"DEAR GOD IT FUCKING BURNS! IT FUCKING BURNS!"

*Puts him back in*
*Lifts him up*

"AHHHHH MY EYES! MY EYES ARE MELTING!"

*Puts him back in*
*Lifts him up*

"WHYYYY ARE YOU DOING THIS!"

*Puts him back and keeps him there until he stops moving.*

Maddawg lifted the Brute from the lava and saw how all of the skin had melted off and only a skull remained.

"Sorry didn't quite catch that."

 

[Pm0n3y]

"So the amulet is destroyed, and it opened a portal to a whole new world. Now what do we do?" Phil said after not talking for a while.

"Ey, don' look at meh" Rag said

"Well that's just great. Good fuckin job Revan, now we're stranded, with nowhere to go and nothing to do!" Phil said frustrated

"Well, we can fight those dragons." Ram said, pointing in their direction.

"Oh yeah, i forgot those" Phil said, transforming his H.a.L.O into his infinity staff.

"Sooo...are the villains gonna fight them too?"

Everyone armed themselves for the attack from north.

 

[Sam G]

"I'll tell you what now!" Death yelled, grabbing Revan by the throat with his robotic arm and throwing him at the dragons. "We run like hell!"
Wise Livingness followed suit, tripped Grimm over and kicked him towards the fire-breathing menaces. He looked around for more human sacrifices, and his eyes came to rest on Dark Link, who pulled a gun out of his bag. "You do, you die."
Livingness changed his mind and decided on a different target, that of Sho, who was absent-mindedly picking his nose. Livingness pulled his trusty wrench out of his pocket and smacked Sho in the face with it, then picked him up off the ground and flung him Donkey Kong-style at the nearest daedra.
"Those who wish to live, follow me!" Death cried, hopping onto Ram's back and riding off into the sunset.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Do I look like your Princess Pony, Chump?" Ram demanded, kicking Death off of him.
"And screw the sunset! It'll give us a burn. We need to head for the gate!" Ram cried, rushing for it.
Suddenly, one of the larger dragons landed in front of our heroes, letting out a mighty roar.
"GAHH! Kill the small one, it's of no use to us!" Death cried, throwing Lazor Dog at the mighty beast.

 

[Ramthundar]

The dragons landed next to their behemoth relative, poking it pathetically.
"Mamma....mamma, why won't you wake up?" one of them said, a note of confusion in it's voice.
One of the smaller dragons went up to Dark Link and asked him "Mister, why won't Mamma wake up?"
"Uhh....what was your Mamma trying to do?"
"Why, she was bringing a basket of goodies to you guys, to welcome to you to the neighbor hood." it said, holding up a basket of treats and bread.
"FOOD!" Lazor cried, jumping into the basket and chowing down.