The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

"Well, how about Wingy MacAwesomepants? That has to work!" Phil piped up.

"How? It doesn't have wings, dipshit." Dark link said

All of a sudden the baby dragon spouts fire from its back. The fire then shapes into wings. The baby giggles playfully, unaware of what he's done.

"Uh, guys? I think we may have found more exposition. And it's in the form of a cute baby dragon." Phil says.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, last I check, we were still in that Oblivion gate thingy." Ram said, trying to shake all the crude off of himself.
"Ahem."
The heroes turned to see several more dragons behind them, all with an impatient look in their eyes.
"Oh, great. Did we kill you moms too?" Dark Link asked.
"Nooooo"
"Goody!"
"You killed our Empress and kidnapped our Prince!"
The group turned to look at the adorable little critter, now pawing at a fluttering butterfly.
"Well, that certainly is a conundrum we've caused, eh? We'll just hand over little Andy then, see if we can't figure something o-RUN NOW!" Ram screamed, squeezing Samii's stomach. A massive cloud of stinking gas covered their escape.

"Okay, I think if we just can make it to the gate and destroy it, we can trap these guys here and we'll be done with this whol-LINK WHY THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE THE BABY?!!?"
"You can't say no to those eyes, man! You just can't!" Dark Link whimpered, holding onto the little baby dragon desperately.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly groundhogs sprung up from the ground. They all gathered around Maddawg and looked up at him in awe.

"It's our master! He has returned to us to free us from the tyranny of the Gophers!" said the Wise leader of the Groundhogs.

"What the hell!" Said Orgazmo. "If anyone should be your master it should be me!"

"It's the Heathen who sold us into slavery! GET HIM!" Said the Groundhog wise man as the Gophers attacked him.

"AHH! THERE BITING ME! NO DON'T GO DOWN THERE! OWWWW I NEED THAT FOR MY EMPLOYMENT!"

"Come with us my lord. We need to discuss our plans of attack!"Said the Groundhog.

"I don't think we could-" *Giant elevator erupts from the ground* Never mind." Said Maddawg as he walked toward the Elevator with the villans following him.

As the elevator went down Orgazmo was still on the ground being attacked by Groundhogs.

"Should we help him?" Said Phil staring at Orgazmo.

"Nah. Let's just enjoy the show." Said Ram.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty sighed as he jumped out of the bushes(there were bushes somewhere ok!) He and Daye walked into the elevator and began tapping the down button, the door began slowly closing.

"Better hurry up bitches, this door is closing fast." Master Kitty then turned to Maddawg, "What'd I miss?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Um, why the hell don't we just fight these things? I'm getting tired of seeing these toothless animals demonstrate fellatio on Orgazmo's titanium package" Phil said.

"Wow, that really didn't sound right when you said it." Ram said

"Little animals are showing their "hot dog-eating technique" to a metal rod. How can i make that sound PC?"

After that mentally scarring conversation, the heroes stomp on the woodland critters, they all check out their surroundings.

"Why exactly are we here?" Phil says

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, some people believe we were formed from little microbes a billion years ago, some believe some Cosmic Force created us in his image. Truth is? You don't wanna know. Trust me." Ram said, wiping some of the groundhog blood off of him.
"Nooo...I meant why are we here, in the middle of some Happy Cow pasture, killing small cute animals!"
"....for funnsies?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Thanks once again for mentally scarring me, Emmy." Phil said before punching Orgazmo in the back of the head.

"What the hell was that for?!" He yelled

"It's for your creator. I'm sure he felt it."

Meanwhile in a dark dank basement a dark figure can be seen rubbing the back of his head.

"Ow! Where'd that come from?" He said, looking around the room.