The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

Phil gets up from the attack perviously bestowed upon him. He rubs his head then gets an idea. He contacts GOD through his H.a.L.O.

"Hey GOD, you know how my right hand glows?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Yeah, can you lower it's power? I don't want to destroy their earth (or be accused of godmodding)"

"Oh. Ok.

Phil's right hand dims. A smile stretches across his face. And he leaps into the air. He points one of his fingers at the crowd of cyclopes.

"This hand of mine glows with an semi-awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! MY LOVE!, MY ANGER!!, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!! [HEADING=2]SHINING FINGER!![/HEADING]

Then a small blue beam shoots out of his finger and explodes through several cyclopes, killing them. Unfortunately for him, there was a shitload left to fight.

"Damn." Phil says, landing on the ground

"So anyone has an idea on how to beat these things?" Phil asks

 

[Sam G]

"Have no fear, the japanese god of Death is here!" Shinigami yelled, leaping into the air and throwing his scythe at the cyclopes, causing an explosion of pure matter to wipe out about half of them.
"Shinigami, my old foe!" yelled Hades, the greek god of death, rising from the ground. "It is time for you to die!"
"Quite the contrary, Hades, you swine!" called Lich, the arch-fiend of death, dropping from the sky like a meteor, "the only one dying today is you!"
"Rather unlikely, chums," said the Grim Reaper, forming out of nothing, "You see, every one of you shall die by my hand."
And thus, the four incarnations of death battled, as Death the Kid and Livingness the Youth watched in awe.

 

[Sam G]

Spoiler: Ahem. A word, Multi-Kill?

"Have no fear, the japanese god of Death is here!" Shinigami yelled, leaping into the air and throwing his scythe at the cyclopes, causing an explosion of pure matter to wipe out about half of them.
"Shinigami, my old foe!" yelled Hades, the greek god of death, rising from the ground. "It is time for you to die!"
"Quite the contrary, Hades, you swine!" called Pluto, the roman god of death, dropping from the sky like a meteor, "the only one dying today is you!"
"Rather unlikely, chums," said the Grim Reaper, forming out of nothing, "You see, every one of you shall die by my hand."
And thus, the four incarnations of death battled, as Death the Kid and Livingness the Youth watched in awe.

Now, read that really carefully, and ask yourself these questions:
1. How could the Grim Reaper be observing the fight, when he himself was involved?
2. At which point did Death the Kid get involved in the fight, having previously been a mere observer?
3. Did I neglect to mention that Death the Kid, being an anime character, is the son of the japanese incarnation of death, i.e. Shinigami? Actually, let me answer that one for you: NO I DIDN'T. THERE WERE ABOUT 3 POSTS OF EXPLANATION ABOUT THAT, IF YOU'D CARE TO SCROLL UP A BIT.

On the other hand, I think you're right about Hades and Pluto being too similar, so I'm going to change Pluto to someone else.
Other than that, you're a jerk!

 

[Sam G]

"Wait! Samuel L. Jackson! Take us with you!" Death and Livingness yelled, leaping up and down and waving their arms.
"Sorry, boys... Samuel L. Jackson's going to a place us regular people aren't meant to see..." Dark Link said wisely.
"What the hell do you mean, "regular people"?!" Death asked angrily. "I can't die, Livingness can raise the dead, you store guns in your hat, Phil's an angel, Rag's a fallen angel, Ram's a deity of Thor in goat form, Orgazmo's- Oh," Death stopped, noticing the look in Dark Link's eyes. "So that's what you mean..." Death turned to the sky. "God bless you, Samuel L. Jackson. God bless everyone."
"And God bless you, Death the Kid," a wonderful voice, the sort of voice that could stop wars, replied.

 

[ajb924]

"This is stupid..." Sho said looking at the giant army of stuff
"Where have you been!?" Maddawg questioned
"I WAS TRAPPED BEHIND THE WALLS OF TEXT OKAY!?" Sho replied "Now, I say we just drop a nuke on em."
"Ok... Where do we get said nuke?" Ram asked
"And how do we get high enough off the ground to avoid the explosion" Rag asked
"And what about all the civilians?" Phil asked
"And what about-" Livingness started to say
"FINE! Someone else come up with a better idea then damn!" Sho said

Spoiler: I'm still around

Schools got me with shit up to my neck, I'll try to post more often.
Also, I am a bit surprised no ones done any joke about the page number...

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh no, their good words just...maybe the timing and solution is a bit...off?" Ram asked, looking at the wooden sword with doubt.

"Whatch you talkin bout, Goat?"

"Well, for one; Dark Link isn't alone, he's with friends (and/or enemies). Also, how would a wooden practice sword solve any social-interaction problems? It's wood! It couldn't even keep a bunny at bay, let alone keep someone company!"

"Hey! Mr.Swordy has always kept good company with me. Haven't you, Mr.Swordy? ...what? Okay, yes, I have been a little busy with spell preparations and what-not...no I'm not ignoring your needs...Well what about me, huh?! You ever stopped to think about MY feelings, you bit-hey, where'd they go?"

A long distance away from the Lonely Wizard.
"So, how are we going to figure out this prophecy now?" Dark Link asked, catching his breath.
"You don't worry bout that, my friend" Ram said with a relaxed grin. "I've been part of quiet a few prophecies, and it's in my experience that it always finds a way to you..."

Meanwhile, several dozen miles away in a Dark and Desolate castle.
The Dark Lord turned the page, continuing his reading of one of the books from the Library of Evil.
*Sigh*"Oh Edward, when will you just finally let Bellah into your cold but handsome heart?"
"MASTER!" a small demon cried, rushing into the Dark Lord's chamber. "We have located the Heroes of Prophecy!"

The Dark Lord causally looked up, then sighed again and placed a bookmark made of human skin to mark his place.
"Very well, send out the Gryphons of Ultimate Doom then."
The demon looked confused for a moment, before bursting in laughter.

"Hehehe, that's a good one Gov'ner! Sending out the Gryphons, why, that would kill them instantly!"
"...and that's a problem....why?"

The little demon looked confused again. "That wouldn't give them a sporting chance, now would it? We need to send out some level one blobs and work our way up, gets the heroes nice and practiced to give them a fair chance.

"...give the heroes that are foreseen to destroy everything I've worked for, including me?" the Dark Lord asked, making a motion with his hand. A small eep halted a reply. "Alright, are those Gryphons being sent out then?"

"All the Gryphons are having a bit of bird flu, sir." a new demon replied, still wiping some blood of its self. "But we do have some spare Trolls to send out."
"Very well. Send out...the Trolls!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"This is stupid..." Sho said looking at the giant army of stuff
"Where have you been!?" Maddawg questioned
"I WAS TRAPPED BEHIND THE WALLS OF TEXT OKAY!?" Sho replied "Now, I say we just drop a nuke on em."
"Ok... Where do we get said nuke?" Ram asked
"And how do we get high enough off the ground to avoid the explosion" Rag asked
"And what about all the civilians?" Phil asked
"And what about-" Livingness started to say
"FINE! Someone else come up with a better idea then damn!" Sho said

Spoiler: I'm still around

Schools got me with shit up to my neck, I'll try to post more often.
Also, I am a bit surprised no ones done any joke about the page number...

Spoiler: Dude

Ummmmm..... they were sent to odysseus's office, meaning, their not in LA, meaning their not where our heroes are, because their in greece.

Really? When did we separate? I thought we were all in one spot.