The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

As the heroes entered the tavern they noticed that everyone in the room was huddled close to the ground. The only ones standing were two men. One with his back turned and the other manning a Snare drum and some cymbals.

"Everyone down on the ground now!" said the man standing. The voice sounded quite squeaky and didn't sound like a normal person. The man turned around to reveal a wooden puppet in one arm and a Shotgun in the other. Even the puppet had his own little wooden pistol. "Well look who we have here. A couple of farm animals and some guys in halloween costumes." said the puppet in the same squeaky voice.

"Hey! I'm a Ram not a goat!" Said Ram "Now step out of the way! No one get's between me and my happy hour!"

"Gee. I may be the one made of wood, but your the real blockhead." Said the puppet, his punchline quickly followed by a Ba dum tish from the guy on the drums.

"Gee a Ventrillaquist comedy duo I've never seen that before." said Maddawg sensing a strange sense of Irony in his words.

"Are you calling our act unorignal! because if you are-" "What my puppet is trying to say is that we belive that our comedy is quite decent and-" "HEY MEATSACK! We can't talk at the same time! I TALK,YOU TALK,I TALK, YOU TALK!" Said the Puppet to his master. "FOCUS DAMNIT!"

Ba Dum Tish!

"Is he fighting with himself?" Said Dark Link

BA DUM TISH!

"Guys look, just put down the gun and we'll have some nice men put you into a big fluffy room."

BA DUM TI- "THUNDER SHOCK!" Shouted Ram throwing lightning at the Drummer who quickly fried.

"HEY! We needed him! Now we have to find a new drummer for the Mid-West tour!" Said the puppet.

Spoiler: Please.

Do not kill him off in one post. Let's drag this out a bit, I've had enough of this "Story changning every five posts crap" and it will give time for some of our older members and newer ones to catch up. The Rp will still be here tommorrow, no need to rush through the story.

Also to Multi and Xandus: Please limit the time you spend with the Xandus storyline. It get's confusing to remeber two storylines so I think it would be best if you limited one post per character. For example. Xandus can do a post about Xandus, but not Dark link and the others and Vica Versa. Multi can do a post about Aqua and Nova, but not Orgazmo and the others..

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Please.

Do not kill him off in one post. Let's drag this out a bit, I've had enough of this "Story changning every five posts crap" and it will give time for some of our older members and newer ones to catch up. The Rp will still be here tommorrow, no need to rush through the story.

Also to Multi and Xandus: Please limit the time you spend with the Xandus storyline. It get's confusing to remeber two storylines so I think it would be best if you limited one post per character. For example. Xandus can do a post about Xandus, but not Dark link and the others and Vica Versa. Multi can do a post about Aqua and Nova, but not Orgazmo and the others..

Spoiler: I agree

Xandus, I love your writing and Multi, your getting back to your former glory, but you guys take up half the screen with your posts. It's no fun for the rest of us when conflict is created and then solved in the same post.
Raise some hell, make a snappy one-liner, and then stand back for the rest of us to enjoy the glory. It's all about [sub]now in Barney voice[/sub]SHARING WITH YOUR FRIENDS!

"What I think you ought to do is move out of the way, Puppet! Rammy needs to get to his Mead!"
"I'm sorry, but we need to get to some cash!"
"Yeah, I guess lube-cream doesn't pay for itself..." Ram muttered.
"Ram! That's something Orgazmo would be talking about!"
"Yeah! Don't be stealing my material!" Orgazmo cried, rubbing on some lube as he spoke.
"Ahh, makes that thong just that more comfortable!"

 

[Sam G]

"I have a plan!" Livingness yelled. He sprinted at the ventriloquist, grabbed the puppet and held it in the air. "If we seperate them, they're both powerless!"
"Yeah, no," the puppet replied, pointing his gun at Livingness and shooting him through the head.
"It's no puppet, it's a tiny little man!" Livingness declared, springing to his feet.
"Dude, what have you been smoking and where can I get some?" Dark Link asked.
"Phoenix Down. That's how I survived a shot to the head," Livingness explained. "But irrelevant, for I have a new plan!" He took Andy and put him on a high shelf. "Do your worst, you vertically challenged evil-doer!"
"Um, did you just forget I was here?" asked the ventriloquist. He reached up onto the shelf and plucked Andy off it. "Also, it's not a midget. I'm just that good at ventriloquy."

 

[The_Chief]

"KKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN" screamed Lazor, while he jumped on the skeleton-y man, ripping his arm/face off. but then...HE TOOK THE DETONATOR DUN DUN DUN!

"nowwww who can blow everyone up? NOW BRING ME PIE!"

 

[Sam G]

"More than a feeling..." Death sung, riding his bad-ass motorbike through the torrential wind, pointing his robot arm at Aerial and firing balls of energy at him (because apparently he can do that now).
"DUUUUUDE!!!" Livingness yelled, leaping at his beloved cousin. "We haven't done anything together in, like, 3 posts!"
"Yeah, it's almost as if our creator is trying to differentiate our characters slightly from each other!" Death said wisely.
"Well, I ain't having it!" Livingness declared.
"You'll do as you're told!" I cried, materializing out of no-where and smacking Livingness in the face with a golf club.
"Up yours, Sam, you over-rated jerk! Your first few posts in this thread weren't even funny!" Death cried, assaulting me with his awesome gunblade and cutting my arm off.
"I'll make you regret that, boy!" I yelled. I pointed a finger at Death's gunblade and it disappeared.
"I love to touch myself!" Death said, suddenly inexplicably wearing a dress. "Woah, dude, not cool! Stop that!"
"Screw it, I'll do as I please! In this universe, I'm a god! More specifically, the god of you two!" I pulled out my staple gun and fired a few rounds at Death. Then he started punching himself in the face.
"Ow, knock it off! This isn't fair!"
"You know, a man once asked me, "how do you kill a god?"." Livingness said in a bad-ass manner. "The answer?" He picked up a shotgun lying at his feet. "You blow it's frickin' head off."
He shot me in the head. I died.
"Now, Death, we aren't governed by rules! We can do anything we like!" Livingness hopped on Death's shoulders and initiated a quick-time sequence which involved both Death and Livingness jumping into the air, Death landing on the Aerial dragon's back and Livingness firing shotgun rounds at it until it exploded. "We are free!"
"Yeah, we'll see about that..." Sam muttered, respawning, then editing and deleting this post so it never even happened. So, if that's the case, how are you reading this? Maybe you're magic, how the hell should I know. Anyway, Livingness has a shotgun now. That's the only plot advancement you're getting from this post. Yep.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil used a wooden beam to not get sucked into the vortex. Then he saw what happened between Death and Livingness.

"Today's WTF moment was brought to you today by the Rp-er Sam g" He said to himself. He then powered up his right hand, and pointed it up towards the sky.

"This hand of mine glows with awesome pow-aw, the hell with it. [HEADING=2]Shining Finger!![/HEADING]"

The blast hit the dragon, bringing the tornado down to but a few gusts of wind. Stone watches his fellow dragon sibling hit the ground hard. He was instantly filled with anger. He rushed towards the entrance of the pub, and knocked down the entire wall, roaring furiously.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Well. This sucks" Phil said, seeing that his H.a.L.O was now somewhere floating in space.

"Hey, I already said that!" Ram yelled

"Nuh-Unh! Yours didn't have a period in it!" Phil yelled back.

As the dragons get ready to use their final attack, Andy swoops down from the rafters and swings at Stone with his tail, making the rocky dragon lose his concentration. Everyone used this chance to get out of their stone prisons. The two dragons glared at the young dragon.

"Foolish child, you will pay for your insolence" Stone said before swinging a fist at Andy. But before the hit could connect, Phil stopped it.

"And you should pay for throwing my H.a.L.O into space!"

He yells out to Dark Link

"Link! Do it!"

Link pulls out his red crystal and aims it at the dragons.

"DIN'S FIRE!

The fiery explosion blasts the two dragons out of the pub. While the two are stunned, Phil takes this opportunity to get his H.a.L.O.

Spoiler: A Quick Note

Phil's H.a.L.O is also his Infinity Staff

 

[SteakHeart]

Our friend the slug landed in a prickly bush. Slithering out after a minute or so, he saw flashes of light coming from a clearing. He began to slither away, but was hit in the chest by a man who was flying backwards.

"Lovely day, isn't it?" asked the slug.

 

[Sam G]

"Well, looks like it's up to me to save the day!" Death said. He jumped straight up into the air, as high as an anime character can jump (which is pretty frickin' high) and landed on Aerial's back.
"Give back the oxygen!" He commanded.
"No." Aerial replied. Death flicked her on the ear. "Ow! Stop that, it's really annoying!" Aerial complained.
"Give back the oxygen," Death repeated, flicking her a second time.
"Ow! Dammit! Fine!" Aerial said, restoring air to the heroes' lungs.
"Hey, thanks!" Death said, then plunged his awesome gunblade into her head. "Now, everybody inhale!" he commanded.
As Aerial's body dispersed into the air, each of the heroes breathed in, inhaling some of the elder dragon. Without breathing out, Death started handing out balloons, which each of the heroes breathed into, trapping Aerial within the balloons. At this point, Death put the final stage of his plan into action. He loaded the balloons onto a nearby space shuttle (who said there wasn't one?) and sent it flying off into the centre of the sun.
"Wow, that was more complicated than Death Note..." Livingness said.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Noo! You will pay for your vile actions!" Stone cried, bringing down a massive bolder on to the group.

He was suprised when it cracked right in half, Ram's mighty horns the culprit.

"HA! With my mighty horns, my head will be to hard to break, no matter how much you pound at it!"

"....hehe.."

"...Samii took that sexually!" Ram exclaimed.

"Hey! THAT'S MY JOB!" Orgazmo cried. "Stop doing that! Pretty soon I'll only be able work at the Donkey Shows again, and let me tell you, those donkeys don't want me back..."