The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

Phil returned from space, adjusting the fit of the H.a.L.O on his arm.

"So...what did i miss?" He said naively.

Phil turned towards the heroes to see them all fighting Stone, except for Dark Link, who was sitting on the ground moping. Phil walks up to him, in hopes of comforting him.

"the hell's your problem?" Phil asks.

"Notice anything different?" D. Link answers, wiping away a tear.

"Well yeah, you changed colors."

"Well yeah, but that's not the point you dipshit. The point is that Andy is gone! Aerial snatched him up and went through a portal."

A look of anger comes over Phil's face.

"And you're just gonna sit here a cry like a little *****? If i were you, i'd go over a beat the shit out of Stone so i can get some answers!"

D. Link stands up, now full of determination.

"Yeah! I don't have to take shit from those dragons! Hey Phil, thanks for the talk. i really needed it."

"It's cool, man. Now c'mon, we got a dragon to slay!"

Phil then grabs D. Link by the back of his shirt, and the back of his pants. Link looks at him wildly.

"What the hell are you doing?!" he yells

"Trust me! This'll all work out in the end!"

Phil swings around, then using all his might, flings him toward the dragon. As he nears the rocky lizard, he pulls out his red crystal. the powers of the Dragon Rider sends a new, stronger energy coarsing through his body and into the crystal.

[h1=red]"DIN'S FLAME!!"[/HEADING]He yells at the top of his lungs. A large ball of fire launches towards the Dragon, sending him flying through trees and buildings, causing hundreds of dollars in collateral damage. D. Link runs up to Stone and holds his Claymore to the Dragon's throat.

"Where's Andy?!" He yells, full of anger towards the Dragon.

Spoiler: Hey Xandus

You won't mind me giving D. Link some new powers, do you?

 

[Sam G]

"Ow, that really hurt! What, Yahtzee? What's up with that?" Death muttered, getting up and rubbing his head. "Also, SSBB's a lot better than you give credit for..."
"Hey guys! Look what I found!" Livingness said, crawling out from under the rock beneath which he was hiding (seriously, does he drag that thing around or something?) and dragging out a Xandusite (one of Xandus's followers). "Where you from, son?"
"Uh... What?" the Xandusite said.
"What? That ain't no place I ever heard of. Where is "What", exactly?"
"What?"
"Do you speak english, son?"
"Uh... What?"
"English, ************? DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"Aaah! Yes, I speak english!"
"Now, that there's my friend Dark Link. Give me a detailed description of his appearance."
"What?"
"Say what again. SAY. WHAT. AGAIN."
"Aaah!"
"Does he look like a *****?'
"Sorry, what?"
Livingness shot the Xandusite in the leg with his shotgun. "AAAGH!" Then he started kicking him.
"DOES?" Kick. "HE?" Kick. "LOOK?" Kick. "LIKE A *****!?"
"Gaaaah! No! No!"
"So why are you fucking him like one? You're fucking Dark Link like a *****. Why is that? Tell me why is that, son?"
"Dude, ask him where Xandus is!" Dark Link complained. "I bet you haven't even seen that film..."

2 HOURS LATER

"Okay, what you're telling us better not be a lie..." Death warned the Xandusite, who we recently discovered was called Lenny.
"No, I swear it's the truth," Lenny assured him.
"Hokay, here we go!" Death declared. He put both hands on his hips, took three steps to the left, six to the right, then three to the left again. Then he crouched down and Livingness ran over to him, jumped up and flipped over Death's head. Then he spun around, put both hands on Death's shoulders and they ran around in a circle. For the big finale, they both did a cartweel away from each other and performed the awesome fusion dance from DBZ. All of a sudden, a portal leading to Xandus's mansion appeared. "Huh. It worked. Guess you get to live," Livingness said to Lenny. Then he shot him through the head. "Psyche."

Spoiler: H'okay!

Well, now we know where the portal is, just in case we need it...

 

[ajb924]

"Ow, that really hurt! What, Yahtzee? What's up with that?" Death muttered, getting up and rubbing his head. "Also, SSBB's a lot better than you give credit for..."
"Hey guys! Look what I found!" Livingness said, crawling out from under the rock beneath which he was hiding (seriously, does he drag that thing around or something?) and dragging out a Xandusite (one of Xandus's followers). "Where you from, son?"
"Uh... What?" the Xandusite said.
"What? That ain't no place I ever heard of. Where is "What", exactly?"
"What?"
"Do you speak english, son?"
"Uh... What?"
"English, ************? DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"Aaah! Yes, I speak english!"
"Now, that there's my friend Dark Link. Give me a detailed description of his appearance."
"What?"
"Say what again. SAY. WHAT. AGAIN."
"Aaah!"
"Does he look like a *****?'
"Sorry, what?"
Livingness shot the Xandusite in the leg with his shotgun. "AAAGH!" Then he started kicking him.
"DOES?" Kick. "HE?" Kick. "LOOK?" Kick. "LIKE A *****!?"
"Gaaaah! No! No!"
"So why are you fucking him like one? You're fucking Dark Link like a *****. Why is that? Tell me why is that, son?"
"Dude, ask him where Xandus is!" Dark Link complained. "I bet you haven't even seen the film..."

2 HOURS LATER

"Okay, what you're telling us better not be a lie..." Death warned the Xandusite, who we recently discovered was called Lenny.
"No, I swear it's the truth," Lenny assured him.
"Hokay, here we go!" Death declared. He put both hands on his hips, took three steps to the left, six to the right, then three to the left again. Then he crouched down and Livingness ran over to him, jumped up and flipped over Death's head. Then he spun around, put both hands on Death's shoulders and they ran around in a circle. For the big finale, they both did a cartweel away from each other and performed the awesome fusion dance from DBZ. All of a sudden, a portal leading to Xandus's mansion appeared. "Huh. It worked. Guess you get to live," Livingness said to Lenny. Then he shot him through the head. "Psyche."

Spoiler: H'okay!

Well, now we know where the portal is, just in case we need it...

Did you not read my last post!!! Ram,Rag, Philip, D.Link, and Yahtzee are in Sweden!!!

Spoiler: Really?

Well, wouldn't it be esier to just move everyone? I can't follow the story when everyone keeps splitting up... It seems like your trying to exclude anyone in the RP you don't like... Also, the walls of text are hard to read all of the way through, so that might be another reason we always miss so much.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: Yeah...

Can someone make up their mind? I'm thoroughly confused.

 

[Ramthundar]

SNIP! You see the snip? The snip is good. You should always rely on the Snip. It is your friend.

Ram exited the cabin, head to toe covered in a thick, platted armor, covered in various spikes and barbs.
[sub]"Whoo! I look freaken awesome!"[/sub]Ram's voice echoed from the armor.
"Hmm..." Death wondered, going over to Ram. He looked at him for a few seconds before poking him on the side.
[sub]"HA! Whatever you did, I totally didn't feel i-WHY IS THE WORLD FALLING?!" [/sub]Ram screamed, before crashing sideways onto the snow, quickly being buried.
"Wee bit top heavy, eh?" Death chuckled, ignoring Ram's curses.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Yeah...

Can someone make up their mind? I'm thoroughly confused.

Spoiler: Far as I can tell...

We currently are in Sweden, visiting some servant of Thors, with a portal opened leading to Kieser's Dark Citadel or something.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Aw shit, not this guy again." Phil muttered

"We faced this guy before?" Ram said

"Oh wait, your universe restarted. never mind."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Ram asked, confused.

"Nothing, forget i said anything." Phil said, before facing their opponent. Chris Lee raised his staff.

"YOU! SHALL! NOT!..."

Before Chris could finish his chant, Phil interrupts him.

"Oh know you don't! you ain't pulling that same shit twice!" Phil said, turning his H.a.L.O/Infinity Staff into a boomerang and throwing it Chris, disarming him of his magic staff, and leaving him open for attack.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, I have no idea who or what Christopher Lee is, so I'm just going to say the hell with it and have at him." Ram said, charging Lee head on.

 

[Pm0n3y]

-Snip-

It's okay. It still fits in with my post, so it doesn't matter.

 

[ajb924]

Before Lee regained his balance and attacked, Sho turned toward the group with a wicked grin on his face and said "I'm so zetta done with this goody two shoes bullshit, some of us are villains for god sakes! Hell, I bet the ones that are don't remember anymore!" Sho walked toward the back of the room and put a pad on the ground.
"What's that?" Ram asked
"That, my enemy, is one of my own creations, It breaks you down into nothing but your base equation and sends you to... Well, wouldn't want to tell you that would I?" Sho said laughing
"Well, why not just jump in now?"
"There's a charge time, it takes the machine a while to scan its surroundings to learn how far it is from there." Sho replied
"Where is 'there'" Someone asked
"Where the villains are gonna be in a bit! Now, the machine is very weak when it is charging, so the villains are gonna defend it, got it?" Sho asked
Whoever the villains at this point are nodded and walked to protect the machine.

Spoiler: Ok everyone

It's time to choose sides. Please do not just say "My person jumps in and destroy's the machine" I really want to have the seperate groups again. Now, this would have been a bigger post, but i didn't want to label anyone good as bad and vice versa so i did it this way. The villains are protecting the machine, the heroes are trying to destroy it. Simple enough right?