The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Oh yea, that's totally fair... Join us as normal Dark Link, power up into some kind of god and ditch us... Great..." Sho mumbled. Suddenly he heard a beeping sound. "Alright, the warp pad is ready!" Sho said. One by one, the villains jumped into the vortex of numbers. "XANDUS! Your castle's being stormed by a bunch of overpowered heroes and a fucking DRAGON. If i were you I'd join up with us!" Sho yelled to wherever Xandus had gone. "We all want to kill them, why not do so together? It would be a hell of a lot easier!"
Grimm, MK, Maddawg, and Sho stepped out of the portal.
"Wow... Is this really all of the villains?" Sho asked discouraged
"Nah" Maddawg replied "They just need to show up!"
"So ummm, we left the portal open right" Grimm asked being the killjoy that he is
"Yea, so?" Sho responded
"What's stopping the heroes from-" But MK cut him off and kicked him in the face
"DON'T POINT OUT THE PLOTHOLE! THE HEROES WILL SEE IT!" MK yelled
"Whaeber" Grimm said having difficulty speaking with a swollen jaw
"Where are we anyway?" Maddawg asked
"Well... This thing can only send you to one place so far... The Shibuya River... In Japan..." Sho mumbled
"YOU SON OF A *****!" Maddawg said beginning to strangle Sho, about 5 minutes later he let go of his neck
"It's *gasp* only *gasp* temporary *gasp*" Sho panted "This place isn't fit to build an empire, as soon as we figure out if anyone is coming we're going somewhere we can make a giant gold castle!"
"Where?" MK asked
"How the fuck should I know!?" Sho yelled back

Spoiler: Yea...

Alright, I don't think Grimm's around, but i like him in the RP so until he comes back, I'll keep him alive. Mainly, what i was hoping for is to wait here for anyone to say "Hey I'm a villain" or for Xandus to decide to join that side. I'm not really going anywhere with this, so it would be helpful if someone could think of the where the base is gonna be, if this really isn't working tell me and I'll delete the post so it can be disregarded easily.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Spoiler: ummm

I want to join this, but can anyone explain what's happening? I'm very confused.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: ummm

I want to join this, but can anyone explain what's happening? I'm very confused.

Spoiler: OCC

First off, welcome to the AA! I hope you enjoy your delightful trip through insanity!
Second off, the villains and heroes are currently splitting up: The villains teleported to a Japanese River of Styx, and the heroes are in some Castle of DOOM.
So, just pick a side and jump right in!

"Well, crap. So much for a climatic boss fight." Ram murmured, shedding his immense power armor. "Wonder what we're supposed to do now..."
A leathery wheezing made Ram turn around, and saw the Keiser dragon behind him.
"And what are you cretins doing here?" he asked with an impatient grunt.

"Umm....LEAVING!" Ram cried, rushing for the portal Sho had so pleasantly left open.
"YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!" the ancient dragon cried, sending out a bolt of energy. His weakened state left his aim a little off, though, for he hit the portal instead of the panicked ram. It changed colors, but it was a little less pressing then the insane dragon behind them, and they jumped in to end up in who knows where...

Which turned out to be Ashen Town, Iowa.

"OH GOD! THE BORDEM! IT BUUUURNS!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil shook his head, as if coming out of a trance. He looked on, and saw the heroes, strewn all in various directions.

"Um, what just happened?" He says, rubbing his head.

He notices Ram slowly inching away from him.

"Ram, what's going on?" Phil asks, confused

"Hey man, i don't wanna hurt you." Ram says, electricity flowing through his horns.

"W-why are you charging up your horns? D-did I do something?"

Spoiler: OCC

I smell another plot twist! Wouldn't this be like the 3rd plot twist with Phil so far?

 

[Sam G]

"OMG, it's Livingness the Youth!" cried some japanese schoolgirls, swarming Livingness. "He's, like, the Bakura of you guys!"
"So, what, the useless one who none of the main cast really cares about and is probably gay?" Livingness asked.
"Yeah, but with a huge fanbase!" one of his fans replied. Then they picked him up above their heads and carried him off into a barn, where they ripped his clothes off, tied him up and started taking photos of him.
"Wait wait wait wait, wait. How do we have fans? None of this makes any sense!" Rag asked. Of rather, what Rag actually said was "Wai' wai' wai' wai', wai'. Ho' d' w' h've f'ns? N' 'f thi' ma'es a'y se'."
"Mmm, no sense at all..." Death murmured, hiding his video camera behind his back.
"And now, heroes, it is time for you to die!" called a demonic voice. The heroes drew their weapons.
"Hey, guys, don't worry about it! That's just my message alert thing!" Death reassured them. He checked the screen:

ONE NEW MESSAGE FROM: The Escapist Magazine
Hey, AnimeDeath27! Nice work on that latest episode! "Adventures of Death and those around him" may well be turning into the best Escapist webseries to date! We've already had to kill Michael Shanks (creator of the popular series "Doomsday Arcade") and grind him into pet-food just to keep up with your paycheck! Anyway, here's a plot device:

Suddenly, a shining bolt of pure light burst out of Death's phone and struck Yahtzee, enveloping him with power. "I sense... A disturbance in the force..." he said. He drew his Shurikens and Lightning Gun and fired it straight into the sky, narrowly missing the Dark Dragon. "An enormous evil grows near, like a 12-breasted hooker in a harpoon factory." he said.
"Curse you, Yahtzee, and your amazing powers of deduction!" Said an evil voice, coming out of Phil's mouth.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Alright...so how long are we gonna stay here?" Say Maddawg to the other villans.

"Well were in Japan,Were evil and were seeing colors." Said Master Kitty as he sniffed some Catnip.

"You need to lay off that man." Said Grimm trying to take it away from him.

"YOU TOUCH THIS AND I'LL KEEL YOU!" Said Master Kitty as he quickly taking out a shotgun and pointing it to Grimm's face. Suddenly, they hear water colliding on water and see Sho by the river.

"Ahhhhhh." Said Sho as he "Relived himself"

"Dude seriously?!" Said Maddawg. 'Couldn't you just have gone behind a bush or somthing?"

 

[Lastbayking]

You just want something to explode

 

[Shapsters]

You just want something to explode

Spoiler: Are you back again?

If so, yay!

 

[Lastbayking]

MEANWHILE IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Speeding up mac rounds." Said a voice behind the control panel.
"No I don't think Mac Rounds are suitable for this situation." The black hat defender of evil from the encroaching tyranny of good, otherwise known as the last king of the bay, said.
"Space nuke then?"
"No, to sci-fiy"
"Modern conventional weapons?"
"Do I look like a mad scientist?"
"Honestly?"
"No."
"Oh, then what do you want me to do?"
"Drop some liquid tiberium on them. And not just them, drop it on everything. Cover the world in the tiberium."
"Which kind? Green, Red, purple?"
"None of the above."
"The special kind?"
"Damn Straight."
"The kind that turns people into Miis under your control?"
"Yep."
"I sense much epic fail."
"Yeah me too, do it anyway."
"Why would you do anything if you knew it would fail?"
"For the Lulz."
And with that the king retired to the inner convines of his new fortress that he had been procuring while he was away, Mothership Zeta.

 

[ajb924]

"So.... Now that everyones here... What do we do?" Sho said getting bored
"Well, we could always just go fight the heroes head on." Grimm replied
"Grimm, there's 4 of us and like 10 of them. And we don't have any minions or anything!" MK yelled with catnip above his lip
"Well... YOU don't..." Grimm said
"Wait, you mean you have a plan!?" Sho aked surprised.
"I'm an anime charecter! I have an army ofscary ass fangirls at my command!" Grimm said happily
"You know... At all of Grimm's ideas.... I've wanted to hit him. But this ones actually GPPD." Maddawg said amazed
"Alright, before we get too excited, how do we get all the fangirls in one place?" Sho said
"Well.... I have an idea for that too."

MINUTES LATER ON TELEVISION....
"Hi, Grimm here, and I am hosting a free anime convention! You may think "I don't have mony to go there, but simply call me and our good friend Sho will set up a portal in your hometown to send you right here! So, call now!" Grimm's voice said over the television
"You dick..." Sho said needing to send portals out all over the world

ABOUT AN HOUR LATER....
"And viola, an army of fangirls" Grimm said pointing at the large group of people at the portal's entrance. "Now we just need weapons..."
"HA! You must be taking me for granted!" Sho siad pressing a button next to the couch. Suddenly, a large wall stalked with all guns imaginable, some plasma close range weapons, and explosives. "Here, they're giveaway's" Sho said throwing them into the crowd
"So, wheres the convention?" One of the girl's asked suspiciosly
"Someone stole it!" MK blurted out
"Uhhh YEA! The people you'll find at the other end of this portal stole it!" Maddawg said following the act
"THOSE BASTARDS!" The girls yelled charging into the portal

IN IOWA....
The girls stepped out of the portal and charged at the heroes
"What the fuck!?" Dark Link exclaimed confused
"GET THE CONVENTION!" The fangirls said attacking.

BACK AT THE RIVER...
"So, we watch them fight through the portal, and once the heros are worn out, we go in and attack!" Sho said
"This is my plan you know...." Grimm mumbled
"Yea and they're MY weapos, so were even." Sho replied

 

[Juven Ignus]

Spoiler: OOC

I have a feeling this will be fun Just wait till you see the almighty power of David and Popo!

SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA
Sitting on the couch of their apartment, David the shark and Popo the Ape saw an ad on the TV.

"Hi, Grimm here, and I am hosting a free anime convention! You may think "I don't have mony to go there, but simply call me and our good friend Sho will set up a portal in your hometown to send you right here! So, call now!" Grimm's voice said over the television
"You dick..." Sho said needing to send portals out all over the world
The two leaned forward, listening to the ad contently.

"You know what this means, David?"
"Yes! Fangirls!"

David reached for the phone, only to realize he had no hands. Popo laughed at David's lack of skill and called in for a portal.

In seconds the pair were in Japan, surrounded by girls and weapons.

"Epic" murmured David. Suddenly, all the girls charged away.

"GET'EM!" Yelled Popo, chasing the girls into the portal, along with David who used his tail fin as a leg to bounce around. In an instant, they were placed in a battle royal. Confused, the two stood there, unsure of what to do.