The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

"Uh, I'm pretty sure i shortened D. Link's name first!" Phil says, narrowly dodging hits from another Blood Asp mech.

Its fists punctured the ground. As it attempted to get it's hands out the ground, Phil ran up it's arms, turning his H.a.L.O into a scythe. As he reached the top of the mech, he jumped, and dug the scythe into the mech's back, sliding down it, and splitting it in half.

"Damn, this is getting too easy." Phil said.

As he turned around to face the broken mech, his face turned to shock. The mech started to recuperate!

"You ain't pullin' that same move twice!" Phil says, pointing his glowing hand towards the mech.

[HEADING=2]"Shining Finger!"[/HEADING]

The blast completely obliterates the mech. Phil takes a seat, panting hard.

"Wow, so much déjà vu" Phil says, in between breaths.

Spoiler: Just a Quick Note

Phil's Shining Finger attack uses up alot of energy when used in succession. If not used properly, it can kill him. Or at least knock him out (since he's already dead). Just so you know.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Scuse me, but I believe it were my laziness that shortened the name to D Link!" Ram cried, sending a shock wave through one of the mechs while ramming another.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Deep below the ground stood a large castle. Inside the main hall of said castle was a large army with there leader at the front podium.

"Today my comrades is the day we strike back! Today is the day we take back the above ground! The land that was taken from our people by the Humans!" Said there armies leader standing in front of the Army.

The Army raised there firearms and chanted there battle cry "OHRAH OHRAH ORAHHHH!!!"

"My brothers! Go forth and take back the world that is rightfully ours! For you're families! For you're Brothers! FOR THE MOTHERGROUND!"

The soliders marched out of the castles and into specilaized pods that launched them to the surface.

BACK AT THE BATTLEZONE!

The battle rage'd on as the Heroes and Villans fired magic attacks and bullets at one another. Ram smashed his electircal attack Maddawg's Mech and sent it into Crictical overload.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Said Maddawg opening the hatch and diving out seconds before the Mech was destroyed.

Suddenly, the ground began to shake and pods broke the surface. The doors to the pods opened up slowly and smoke slowey

"My God." Said Dark Link as the soliders stepped out.

Phil just stared with a puzzling on his face and said "What the hell? Communist Groundhogs?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"IN COMMUNIST UNDERGROUND, GROUNDHOG KILL YOU!" yelled one of the cute little critters, letting several adorable bullets shot out from his precious AK-47.

"D'AWWW! Their so cute!" Samii cried, grabbing a couple dozen in a massive cow-hug.

"Can't...breath...or....formulate....consistent....sentence!"

"Yeah, their so cute and cuddly, it's DEADLY!" Ram cried, trying to dodge the mini-bringers of death.

"Ram, no one needs to hear a terrible joke from you. Besides, look at them!" Samii said, hugging the little critters even tighter. "Their so cute and fluffy and soft and cheeky and small and adorable and OH DAMN I KILLED THEM!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

Geez, could you turn off the caps lock please?" Phil said, rubbing is ears from the loud typing yelling.

The boulder lands amidst the commie gophers, but only took out but a small few. As the dust cleared, a larger gopher with a russian hat [http://www.chapelbaitsupplies.co.uk/shop/images/HAT.jpg] stood in front of his troops. He unsheathed his cute little sword.

"FOR THE MOTHERGROUND!!!" He squeaked.

The gophers charged with their cute little feet towards the heroes, but all the heroes could do was coo at the cute little soldiers.

 

[ajb924]

Sho looked at the fight he had yet to jump in to and pressed a button he had in his pocket and a large crate appeared out of nowhere.
"The hell is that?" Orgazmo asked
"I perfected my warp pads." Sho said plainly. Suddenly the metal box opened, zombies started quickly flowing out.
"How is this fair!?" Ram cried
"You have like twice as many people!" MK replied while shooting Grimm
"DUDE! We're on the same side!"
"So?"
"Okay... The point is i have trained zombies attacking you. They don't fear death like the gophers do!" Sho said triumphantly
"Yea but they're slow so- DEAR GOD MY EYES!" Livingness cried as a witch pounced on him. He pushed her off and said "Fine... Their fast... Point taken..."

 

[Sam G]

"Uhm..." Livingness said, holding Grimm by the head while Death repeatedly kicked him in the back. "Since when can Link talk?"

 

[Sam G]

As our heroes were flying through the air, Livingness formulated a plan. He grabbed Grimm and positioned him in a position so that, when they landed, Livingness wouldn't be crushed on the ground.
"Hey, Livingness, scootch over!" Death requested, floating towards his cousin.
"Hell no! You can't die, remember?" Livingness pleasantly reminded him.
"What about me then?" asked Ram hopefully.
"Nah, don't worry about it. I'll just ressurect you when you land. Of course, there's always a chance we'll be seperated and your crushed and mangled body will end up some millions of miles away from me, but don't worry, because I've formulated a plan in case that happens. All you need to do is-"
Suddenly, a glowing figure appeared out of no-where and kicked Livingness, along with the horribly abused Grimm, towards the ground.
"Why the hell'd you do that!?" Death asked. Rather than answering, the figure simply motioned to the words on his chest: "Interesting Plot Device Man". Then he vanished into nothingness, leaving our protagonists to their individual fates.

 

[Sam G]

"Rag, we'll fly to England!" the still-airbourne Death declared to Rag, who was sensibly using his wings.
"W' w'd w' wn' t' d' th't?" asked the fallen angel.
"To retrieve the Excalibur, buried under Buckingham Palace for 5000 years, that's why!" Death replied, pointing a finger to the heavens.
"Oh, r'ght." Rag replied. "O' m'r th'ng. sn' wh'n c'n y' fl'?"
"Oh, good question," Death said thoughtfully, before plummeting towards the earth.