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ajb924

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"JACKASS! I wasn't going to play that anyway!" Sho yelled
"Was what you were going to play in Japanese?" Glen asked
"Yes... But it was rock dammit!"
"SO!? IT'S NOT AMERICAN!" Glen yelled and threw the truck at the ground
Lolz, how much do you hate me? XD
 

Pm0n3y

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"Wow. Thanks for the save, Glen Beck. I would be more enthusiastic but, y'know, you're an ass, and you aren't funny." Phil said solemnly

"No prob, it's what i do-"

Before Glen could finish, Phil jabs him right in the stomach.

"THIS IS FOR BEING AN ASS!" Phil yells. Then one of Phil armblades pop out of Glen's back.

"AND THIS IS FOR BEING UNFUNNY!"

Once his armblade retracts back into him, Phil body slams Glen into the ground, Then faces Rush Limbaugh.

"You're next fat-ass." Phil says, taking off his H.a.L.O and it into Soulcaibur.
 

RagnorakTres

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It is widely suspected, but not widely known, that human (or even humanoid) flight is completely possible. This suspicion is entirely true and the affect is achievable simply by forgetting to hit the ground, which is what the following sequence of events made Death the Kid do.

Rag hovered, watching Phil get his ass beat by Bill O'Reilly, debating whether or not to help the kid out. "Ahh f'ck it." Passing a hand over his beaten and broken H.a.L.O., he sent a small spark of dark energy into it. Anyone paying attention might have seen a slight vibration as the H.a.L.O. reactivated, the first time in nearly a century. It's red glow intensified as the seconds passed, the cracks and shattered bits reassembling themselves. He took it off and threw it above him where it hung, suspended on air as it's glow further intensified. Eventually, Bill noticed the red pulsating light behind him and paused in his beating long enough to turn around, one hand suspending Phil by the collar, his fist cocked back for another punch.

"Dear God!" he exclaimed, absent-mindedly punching Phil one last time before dropping him to the ground and turning to face the glow.

"Not quite," replied Rag, his wings spread wide, the dark angel's silhouette sharp against the glow. "Learn yer place, mortal. Ye're bane be behind ye."

"What? I'm sorry, I only speak AmerOH GOD!" Bill said as Phil, perfectly alright, swept his legs out from under him as he stood. From his back, he flipped up and kicked Phil in the face, knocking him out cold. "As I was saying, I only speak American. Care to speak like a normal person?"

Rag smiled, though no one could see it, his silhouette being too dark. "Aye, I'll tell ye one thin'. I'm on a blimp, ************, don't you ever forget. ALEXANDER." This last boomed. The red glow shifted through the spectrum, eventually glowing blue as it widened, revealing a portal out of which came a blimp. A very large blimp. With cannons. "ARK BLAST." There was that echo again, as though Ragnorak was speaking in a different space than they were, like his voice set the stars to shuddering. The cannons on Alexander zeroed in on Bill and fired in sequence, each shot hitting him and causing major damage. Then Alexander vanished back to whence it came as Bill stood up, breathing heavily.

"DAMN! That's some firepower you got there! However...I get the feeling that that is nowhere near the extent of that device's power...or your own...I dread to think what might happen if you became serious. I might have to stop you." Phil said in a conversational tone, directed towards Ragnorak. He leaned against a joist, one of the few that hadn't fallen over. "Also, what happened to your accent?"

Ragnorak nodded to Phil and returned the H.a.L.O. to his arm as it descended. It's glow had gone, but it was no longer the beaten wreck it had been. "Angel's speak wi' all the tongues o' men. An', I've switche' to the High Speech.

"Ye'd be correct about my power and even this device. Kee' in min', the H.a.L.O. is more than jus' thy line to th' Big Guy. I's a weap'n in i's own righ'. I' c'n summon pow'rs beyond any o' us angels. I don' use mine much anymore, though, Wyrmbane's enough f'r me." Rag laughed. "In any case, are ye gonna finish tha' mortal off? Readin' his af'erlife, he's bound f'r a long stay at th' expense o' the Old Goat, dinnae worry 'bou' tha'."

"But, aren't we supposed to show mercy? He's obviously not much of a threat anymore, and sending him to Hell without the chance at redemption seems...well, it seems more like something the other side'd do," Phil said with a slight look of puzzlement on his face.

"Keh. Ye're righ', i's not correc' to jus' kill 'im. Well, do as ye see fi'." Ragnorak responded, shrugging slightly.
 

Voltage925

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Admerail Spaceship came in on a flying cat and shouted "Look! Aliens and Demons! Must be the work of Doctor Scientist!, He shot three of them down with his laser cat and ran for his life.
 

Voltage925

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"HMMM. You hump legs often sweet cheeks?" Asked Admirail spaceship.

"I knew you went both ways Orgazmo, but for god sake! We have a child in the group!" Yelled Dark Link, getting up from the crater he made when he landed, quickly noticing that andy and Sho had been flattend cartoonishly like pancakes beneath him.
 

Pm0n3y

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"What's your fuckin' problem?!" Phil said, smacking Commie Buster upside the head, while stabbing a Khrone simultaneously

"His voice was getting annoying, what did you want me to do?!" CB said.

"I wanted you to HOLD THE LINE!!"

The heroes soon found themselves outnumbered by the various Khrones and Tyranids. Suddenly, Phil came up with an idea.

"Hey Rag, i just thought of something."

"Wel', what're waitn' fo', spi' it out already!" Rag said growing a little nervous of the opposing forces.

Phil whispered sweet nothings into Rag's ear. His face lit up at Phil's idea.

"Y'know, tha' doesn' soun' 'alf bad!" Rag said.

They nodded at each other then took to the skies. Phil's right hand lit up and he pointed it at the enemies. Rag took off his H.a.L.O. The magical bracelet glowed black; red electricity veined through it. It's hole then glowed red with energy. He put both hands on it, and pointed at the crowd of evildoers. Phil looked at Rag. Rag looked back.

"You ready for this?" Phil asked

"Oh yea'" Rag answered

Phil's hand lit it's brightest.

[HEADING=2]"Shining Finger!!!"[/HEADING]

the blast took out several of the troops. Now it was Rag's turn.

[HEADING=2]"Burning Judgment!!!"[/HEADING]

The glowing red blast began to edge closer towards Phil's.

[HEADING=2]"Light and Darkness Become One! Angelic Blast: Obliteration!!"[/HEADING] the two angels yelled in unison.

Their beams joined together and made one massive purple beam, taking out a large majority of the enemy troops. When it stopped it left a large crater between the troops and the heroes. Phil and Rag landed.

"Well that crater should buy us some time. What exactly were we doing before any of this happened anyway?" Phil said.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Multi-Kill said:
"Hit them with your sword! Take us with you!" Shouted both Orgazmo and Admerail Spaceship running behind the tank.

"Faggots." Said Commie Buster, before suddenly, Phil kicked him down face first in the dirt from behind.

"Kill the other Commisar Jax fatality style just because he may be annoying, and I'll kick you ass!" SHouted Phil.

"Dont worry, I wont kill him Jax style." The then said under his breath:"But I will use this pistol to splatter his brains all over the place."

MEANWHILE, IN ROME!

"MAMA MIA! WE's A GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Yelled Mario and Luigi, running the fuck away from the titanic battle scene behind them between Xandus and Electro and Dark, on ,in, and around the Roman collesuem.

"Damn...this bastard's tough." Said Xandus, his outfit tethered so much that the top began falling apart, revealing Xandus's chest.

"Xandus, I did'nt know you had nipple rings!" Yelled Electro, his own outfit equally as tattered.

"Before this post Electro, neither did I." Said Xandus.

Suddenly, Dark, who was standing atop the highest point of the colesuem summoned forth a horde of Shadow demons from his mouth which flew towards Xandus and Electro.

"Taste my lightning foul denizens of the underworld!" Shouted Electro firing lightning blasts at them.

how do I make test appear small, like really small?
You would use the [sup]. I'm not joking that's what it actually is. Go ahead try it out now. [sup^] and [/sup^]

In a military Base outside of London

"WHEN WE HUNT, WE KILL! NO ONE IS SAFE, NOTHING IS SACRED! WE ARE BLACKWATCH!WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE! WE WILL BURN OUR OWN TO HOLD THE REDLINE! IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD!"said a group of soliders standing at attention to there commander. They raised there right arm in salute to there leader who approached a podium to address them all. "At ease men! As you know the world has been shot to hell recently and we have found the culprits! They are superpowered beings that are a danger to society. They claim to be heroes while in reality, they have destroyed more lives then Hurrican Katrina. We are the men who will stop them or die trying!"

The men accpeted there orders and marched off to the tanks and helicopters to fullfill them. The commander turned around and walked back to his office and was shocked to find Maddawg stanidng in the center. "Good evening sir." He said to the commander. "Who are you and what are you doing in here!" The Commander snapped back. "I am the locust general Maddawg. I've come to strike a deal with the army of Blackwatch and-" "I'LL KILL YOU!" Said Master Kitty as he chased after Grimm outside the office. "Uhh...He's just a little high on the catnip."

In Rome

"MAMA MIA LUIGI! THIS MAKES BOWSERS INSIDE LOOK LIKE PARADISE!" Said Mario as he sprinted to the city limits. Before Luigi could respond though his head was blasted off by a sniper and Mario fell victim to assualt rifle bullets. A blackwatch squad moved up to secure the bodies. There Seargent stepped forward and said "Remeber men! Nothing crosses the Redline! *Into his radio* Polonsky! What is the status of the Redline?"

"I'm still painting it sir!"