Livingness trudged on. He had to do it. No-one else could. He was the preserver of life.
If anyone was going to revive the RP, it had to be him.
Still he trudged on, not allowing himself to stop, until he finally reached the thread. Now...
He placed both hands on the thread, and channeled as much life energy into it as he could. There... That should just about do it...
He passed out.
When Livingness woke up again, it was on a battlefield. His cousin was crouching over him. "Livingness! You need to wake up!"
"What?" Livingness asked.
"We need to get out of here! Dad, Hades, Lich and the other one have joined forces and planned a tactical nuke on this place! They said it was getting too complicated, and everyone here had to die!"
"Even Ram? Even the main characters?"
"EVERYONE, Livingness! We really need to go!"
The sky darkened. They were too late. Only a miracle could save the main characters. For everyone else, there was no hope at all.
"Um...GOD? What's going on?" Phil said nervously, not agreeing with the darkening skies.
"The RP's getting too confusing. Me and the other Universe rulers were thinking..."
"Thinking?! About what?!" Phil said, heart racing.
Suddenly, a massive black-armored helicopter formed from the black clouds and landed down near the heroes. Before anyone could react, soldiers in strange gray armor and odd assault-rifles came out of the copter, both weapon and armor glowing with a faint glow.
They all quickly surrounded the heroes and aimed their weapons towards them. One specific trooper had a beret-shaped helmet, a cigar, and his armor had no sleeves. He ordered the troops to subdue the heroes.
"GOD?! What's going on?! Who are these people?!" Phil said into his H.a.L.O, panic clear in his voice.
"I sent you to the AA universe to keep it under control! Instead, you help make it worse. Now these guys are gonna take you and your little "heroes" in for questioning. Don't struggle. You'll only make it worse."
Phil screamed as a solider gun-bucked him, knocking him out.
"Why have you forsaken me?" Phil thought, slipping into unconsciousness.
The Soldiers loaded the heroes onto the chopper, and flew off.
"Well... Where do we go?" Sho asked
"Why didn't we get on the chopper?" Grimm asked
"Because, they didn't say we did." MK said punching him in the gut
"So, what say we put my master plan into action?" Maddawg asked
"You had a plan!? Why have we been here doing this crazy shit for the past 10 days!?" Sho responded
"Because, it wasn't time to put it into action!"Maddawg responded
"How do you judge this time?" MK asked
"When we stand still for a while waiting for some plot development!" Maddawg responded. "Now, here's the plan" Maddawg said continuing to whisper the plan to the villains.
"Hey... Isn't this the idea everyone shot down a few pages ago?" Sho asked
"NO! Now stop trying to take credit for everything!" Maddawg said
"Ok, whatever, if it beats the heroes it really doesn't matter i guess...." Sho mumbled
Ok, I'm not sure how Maddawg planned on starting this thing, so I didn't start it. I also didn't have him say the plan because I don't really know the whole thing anyway so I just figured I'd start. Sorry if this messes up your plans Maddawg!
In a large White building on Pennsylavania Ave. in the District of Columbia, a loud surge of pop music was heard. Inside said house danced Will Smith. Reliving moments of his youth he wore a large tux as he danced and sang "Get Jiggy with it!" Suddenly, Alfonso Ribero bursted into the room and turned off the Boombox.
"Will! What the hell is the matter with you. We got the UN breathing down our necks about these so-called heroes and you're in here dancing."
"Al! My main man! My Cousin by TV show! How are ya!!!" replied Will Smith.
"First off, you chose me to be your VP almost a year ago when you were running for election. Secondly, I'm doing horribly!"
"The whole Hero thing got you down don't it? Oh well, just send more mercs after them. "
THAT'S JUST IT! The mercs can't find them! They completely dropped off of the radar."
"Well maybe I could be of some assitence then!" Said Maddawg turning around in the Swivel chair.
"How long have you been sitting in my chair?" Said Will while Alfonso stepped forward.
"Who are you and what do you want?!" he sparked at Maddawg.
"I'm the man who knows what happened to these "Heroes"' Said Maddawg stepping up out of the chair.
"I'm glad that your out of my chair, but still what the hell?!"
"You see, I have had a spy follow the Heroes for quite a while now and he has reported back to me with some intresting info."
"Well exactly how good is this spy?" questioned Alfonso.
"You tell me, he's in this very room right now an-"
" he's the guy standing next to Will with the mask on isn't he?
"Ohhh he is good." Said the Spy lifting up the mask.
"Well... Where do we go?" Sho asked
"Why didn't we get on the chopper?" Grimm asked
"Because, they didn't say we did." MK said punching him in the gut
"So, what say we put my master plan into action?" Maddawg asked
"You had a plan!? Why have we been here doing this crazy shit for the past 10 days!?" Sho responded
"Because, it wasn't time to put it into action!"Maddawg responded
"How do you judge this time?" MK asked
"When we stand still for a while waiting for some plot development!" Maddawg responded. "Now, here's the plan" Maddawg said continuing to whisper the plan to the villains.
"Hey... Isn't this the idea everyone shot down a few pages ago?" Sho asked
"NO! Now stop trying to take credit for everything!" Maddawg said
"Ok, whatever, if it beats the heroes it really doesn't matter i guess...." Sho mumbled
Ok, I'm not sure how Maddawg planned on starting this thing, so I didn't start it. I also didn't have him say the plan because I don't really know the whole thing anyway so I just figured I'd start. Sorry if this messes up your plans Maddawg!
I suppose it could be one of those mysterious plans that you have no idea whats going on until it actually happens and makes the planer seem really smart and what not.
Phil's eyes blinked open. He checked his surroundings. he was surrounded by the the other heroes, in a cell of some sort. He rubbed his head, feeling the bump that was left from earlier. The soldier guarding the cell became aware of Phil awaking. He called his boss.
"Sir, the heroes are waking." He said, counting Phil as all of them.
His commander walked up to the cell, his seemingly never-ending cigar still in his mouth. Phil got up and walked towards the cell's bars.
"W-who are you?! Why are we here?!" Phil exclaimed, expecting answers.
"You better lower your voice when speaking to a superior, boy." The commander spat at Phil.
"My name is Major Rutnick. And you people are in a lot of trouble..."
Ok, I'm not sure how Maddawg planned on starting this thing, so I didn't start it. I also didn't have him say the plan because I don't really know the whole thing anyway so I just figured I'd start. Sorry if this messes up your plans Maddawg!
I suppose it could be one of those mysterious plans that you have no idea whats going on until it actually happens and makes the planer seem really smart and what not.
Ok, I'm not sure how Maddawg planned on starting this thing, so I didn't start it. I also didn't have him say the plan because I don't really know the whole thing anyway so I just figured I'd start. Sorry if this messes up your plans Maddawg!
I suppose it could be one of those mysterious plans that you have no idea whats going on until it actually happens and makes the planer seem really smart and what not.
The cigar rolled to the other side of the Major's mouth as he took a breath.
"Seems like you little...creatures have been messing with our world a bit more then you're average hero. 'Possible infrastructures to the Reality-Continuum," 'cording to the scientists."
Rutnick took a deep drag of his cigar, blowing the smoke into the cell. "Translated from Pig Latin to Rutnicker: You guys are fucking things up, and I'm the vet to neuter you."
Both Oragzmo and Lazor cringed, but Ram stepped up closer, trying to hide his fear.
"Oh? and what is keeping me form sending 40000 Thor-powered volts up your arrogant ass?"
The Major took a second to look into Ram's eyes, putting the cigar back in his mouth.
He then snatched both Ram's horns, gripping both firmly before smashing Ram's head between the bars.
Major Rutnick watched placidly as the mythical goat struggled in vain, before releasing the sobbing creature.
"You feel that? That's what it's like to have your very being, the very idea of it being warped. Or,as it is in your case and your friends, you're very imagination." he said, his voice turned mockingly high-pitched for the last word.
"What you felt was a diluted metal that does that too you. The bullets in here" he continued, un-holstering his shot-gun from his back, "will literally make your particles ceize to exist."
He smiled into the cell. "So you little critters play nice now, while I go talk to the man that will decide if you die or die a god-awful death. Try not to miss me!"
Okay, like I said in the AA Group, sorry I've been gone so long, hope this makes up for it.
Also, I would like this to go with Maddawg's Idea. If Rutnick is working for the President, Maddawg, or maybe has his own agendas is up for debate.
The atomic bomb has been made, so let's see whole claim it and nukes the hell out of this!
"Damn this is more trouble than I thought it would be..." Rutnick mumbled closing the door to his office.
"Oh? Maybe, you'd like a hand then?" A voice said from behind him, he turned around and saw a man smirking at him standing beside the door.
"Who are you?" Rutnick said calmly pulling out his gun that destroys particles.
"Well, testy today aren't we? I suppose I should Introduce myself properly. The name is Sho Minamimoto, how I got in here will remain unknown to you." Sho said grinning at the man, looking Rutnick straight in the eyes ignoring the gun "And I may have some hints for you. That is, if the chief of ISP is willing to listen.
Rutnick quickly cocked the gun and pointed it at Sho's throat. "Where did you learn that name?"
"Where? I suppose I was somewhere in DC at the time but i may have been-" Sho began but Rutnick cut him off
"Don't fuck with me. There is nothing stopping me from blowing you to hell right now. Tell me what i asked"
"Well, what's stopping you is simple. If i die there may be others who know of this organization's existance, you think this would fare well in the media?"
"Mr. Smith wouldn't let that happen, he would keep this Hush-Hush, he would look bad if he didn't"
"Exactly. So what happens when the press finds out?" Sho asked grinning, Rutnick began to realize his point and lowered the gun a bit. "He would deny it all. He would feed you to the sharks and say you went behind his back. You would be ruined."
"What do you want?" Rutnick asked
"As I said earlier, I want to help. I need to make sure the heroes aren't removed from this location."
"Who sent you?"
"That person's identity will remain a secret until the time comes, now I cam to find you here for a reason. I need your permission to destroy the intruders in the building."
"Why didn't you just go do it?"
Sho laughed and said "I'm not going to do anything until your aware who's side I'm on. I have powers, i can take out the intruders to stop them from rescuing the heroes, but your men can not shoot me. Do we have a deal?"
Rutnick began to grow suspicious "What kind of powers?"
"All 58 of the bugs are going to have a much different conversation than what happened. I control sound, I don't want this conversation leaving here. You will tell your men to stand down when I enter the halls, else i cannot help keep the heroes here."
"You understand they will be moved soon correct?" Rutnick asked
"Yes, but now they need to be here. Until the person behind all this decides to go on, they need to stay here." Sho said walking toward the door ready to fight
"One more thing... You know too much." Rutnick quickly picked up his shotgun and fired at the back of Sho's head.
"That was't smart..." Rutnick heard from behind him. Suddenly he felt a pistol aimed at his temple. "Now you listen to me, I'm going to help you. If any of your men try anything like this you'll have a problem understood?"
"How?" Rutnick said ignoring the pistol
"Sound moves fast Rutnick. Now, if you excuse me I have matters to attend to." Sho pulled the pistols trigger, Rutnick winced but there was no bang. "I need some of those particle bullets to" Sho said grinning
Rutnick moved toward his desk with an evil grin to match Sho's and said "You got balls kid, nobody would pull a stuny like that if they weren't full of themselves. It looks like my men have some strong backup." Rutnick pulled out a couple of clips and handed them to Sho.
"I'm going to need three times as many as this." Sho said plainly
"So, there are two others with you?"
"You have amazing perception abilities don't you? Alright, Uzuki, Kariya come on out. Two people came out from the shadows.
"Alright, listen here Minamimoto!" Uzuki said getting mad "This is the last time we work together got it!?"
"Easy girl" Kariya said "He's never called us in for a favor before, just chill alright? How bout we make it into a game, whoever finds the most intruders wins. Same bet as always."
"Thats no fun. But I'm going to win anyways" Uzuki said pulling out her pistol.
Sho threw them both two clips. "That's al of the crazy ammo you get, use whatevr else you have first. Don't miss." Sho then threw Kariya the pistol he was holding "Thanks for letting me borrow it, never cared for weapons. Alright, you two go and take out anyone trying to save the heroes, got it?"
The two nodded and disappeared "Who were they?" Rutnivk asked
"Doesn't matter. Now, thanks for the hospitality, i apologize for my rudness. I should be getting to work. See you around." Sho said and disappeared as well.
I actually have a plan with this, if it's not working tell me and I'll get rid of it. The two people I brought in will probably die after this arc is over so don't worry about them. Just don't kill them off please? Here's what they look like.
As Ram futilely blew on his still smoking wounds, the others were wondering about their predicament.
"What the hell gives these people the right, huh? We try to save the world repeatedly, and they throw us in jail!" Phil fumed, pacing the small cell floor.
"Yeah! Just cause we fucked up a few buildings and there were a few hundred dozen casualties or so. But you can't make an omlette without killing a bunch of chickens and screwing the farmer's wife, as my dad used to say." Orgazmo said.
"Uhh...yeah, I guess..." faltering a bit, before continuing on "And what did he mean by imaginary!? We're all solid and here, breathing in the air and pumping blood (or in Orgazmo's case, viagra). We're as real as he is!"
"COUGHyeah, real, not someone else's imagination at allCOUGH."
Phil turned to look at Ram, who now seemed to have acquired a deep interest in his hooves.
"Ram, do you have anything to tell us?"
"Goodness, I should really get this things cleaned, Thor knows what they've been stepping in....I'm sorry, what?"
"I asked, did you have any idea on why that guy with the cigar called us "imaginary?"
"....Noooooo...."
Phil looked back at the group, confused and slightly worried, before looking back.
"Come on man, we all know you're the assistant to a god and what not. I'm sure you have some information?"
Samii took a hold of Phil's shoulder and dragged him back. "Don't worry hun, let me handle this" she said, with a mischievous smile on her snout. "OhHhHh Rammmmy-poooo."
"mmmmmmYesh?" Ram said, looking back up from his hove inspection.
Samii lowered her head, batting her eyes in a lovely little way while pouting her lips.
"Could you tell us about what that meanie-wienie guy said about us being imaginary?" she asked, in her best cute-but-sexy voice.
"No, and what's wrong with you? Oh Thor, are you constipated?!" Ram cried, backing away.
"....."
Several Minutes of Pain later...
"Well, it'sh like thish." Ram mumbled through his broken teeth, casting a few spells to heal that and his scars.
"You know how there's multiple, parallel universes? How there's another universe just like ours, but a little different, and it goes on for infinite? Well, that is true. Their is literally a world for everything. A world of trees, a world of dogs, a world of smallish-blue creatures with irritated bowel problems...what it does not have, however, are worlds for the shit that is made-up by all those worlds!"
"You mean...like a baby that totally isn't yours, but some hooker of a woman nags on you is, and your like, "Hey, I give Orgasms, not life!" and she's like "Well, it was the reverse this time, ass-hole," and you're like, "*****, I don't think so!"?"
"....No, Orgazmo, not like a baby. More like a cartoon character, or a internet meme, or the stereotype of a celebrity. Because of the particles that litter the multi-verse, they get created and are sent to the equivalent to Imagination Land. Unfortunately, Imagination Land...sucked balls. It was pretty much New Jersey filled with every imagined good guy, bad guy, weird guy, and fetish-spawn in the entirety of reality."
"Well,we really didn't like that, so the Ideas that got more power (Thor, a minor example), decided that since their world sucked, we'd live in ones that didn't. They found all the world's that already were a little wacky and odd, and just added the Ideas that fit (and they may or may not brainwash the populace just a little bit so they won't mind the new comers). Because of this world's long and very strange history, and because it's inhabitants seem very accepting to the impossible, we've been able to put quiet a lot of our numbers in this world."
Ram took a deep breath, looking at the bars with contempt. "Some worlds, however, change their minds on being okay with imaginary creatures living on their land. They usually burn, murder, or simply kick them out. This is the first time that someone has been trying to wipe them out completely, however. And this is the first time I've seen material that effects us so much..."
Ram looked at the group, all of them remaining quiet. He gave them a nervous grin. "Hope that wasn't all to much for you..."
"Well, I don't see why must go and kill us off. I mean, with Will Smith as president, we're obviously doing well for ourselves!" Phil demanded, after a minute of silence.
"...no, he's real. As I said, this was a very strange world."
So, think I may have over did it? Just decided to try out an idea for a back-story for the AA Universe. Also, the material used in the guns and cells are like regular metal/bullets to normal people, but they will literally warp the reality of an "Idea." Concentrated doses (like the one in the bullets) will simply make whatever imaginary thing it touches not exist.
So Sho, your characters can hold the bullets, but it will feel pretty weird to be near them.
If you'd like Ram (or me) to give more details on the whole Imagination Land thing, just PM me or ask me in the AA Group Chat.
I'm lazy, don't want to use those names so they have been changed to Bill and Becky. Also, I thought the particle things worked on everything not just you guys. I'll get rid of em so I'm not tempted.
"Wait... What reason could they have for busting out some heroes?" Bill asked
"The fuck should I know!?" Backy replied "I was lost since we were put in the base!" She lifted up her gun to shoot "DAMMIT! They're gone!"
"We need to get to the holding cell before they rescue the heroes!" Bill said. Suddenly Sho sped in front of them and took Becky's gun cocked it and aimed. "Woa, what are you doing!?"
"Yea... Change of plans. Now that we have like ten people in this base you two are overkill so..." Sho began
"We could go back home! You don't need us dead"
"BUT! If I let you go back you'd tell them about me not working on my mission. You were gonna die before you left anyway." Sho said and fired at each of them once. He then looked at the remaining particle bullets and thought for a second. He then shot each one at the wall in front of him. He smiled knowing he had saved himself from Rutnick for a bit longer.
MEANWHILE! In Rutnick's office thing!
"Dammit! He knows our plans! But how? The only one to know about it was the heroes, it's too late for them anyway... He couldn't know! I did a backround check, he has no holy ancestory... This isn't possible." Rutnick said to Commie-Buster
"Well, we have more of those bullets don't we?"
"No, he nicked the entire stash we have on site and has shot them off throughout the building so it doesn't attract too much attention. It will be at least 8 hours before we can get anymore in..."
"Damn, he's smart... But how did he know we were going to take him out?"
"I don't know... But-" Suddenly it clicked in Rutnick's head "DAMMIT! Sound! He heard everything the goat said, he knows! Buster! Get Dark on the line NOW!" Commie-Buster did
"What do you need?" D-Link asked
"Someone is on they're way to open the heroes cell." Rutnick looked up and noticed the security moniter was out "He may be there already, hurry and get there now!"
"Got it."
Rutnick put his hand on his forhead. "This is getting to be a hassle...."
AT THE HEROES CELL!
"Alright, get out." Sho said quickly looking around
"Why are you helping us?" Ram asked
"Because I heard what's going to happen... I hate to help any of you, but at the moment I have no choice. Now, I know a way out but you need to trust me"
"We should do this because?"
"I broke you out of the cage? I'm your only hope? I damn sexy? Choose your favorite." Sho said
"Fine..." Ram said reluctantly.
The group proceeded to the door into the hallway when D-Link and his lacky's burst through it. "Leaving so soon Sho?" D-Link said smiling
I killed off my lacky's because of Ram's post gave me a better idea! And because with Xandus and everyone else there was enough prison guards... But, I'm on the heroes side until we get out of the building. Then I'm gonna figure something else out!
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