The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Did a children's cartoon character just say 'kick-ass'?" Grimm asked
"SHELL SHOCK!" Rap shouted getting in his shell and it began to cackle with electricity and hit Grimm in the face.
"HOLY SHIT MY FACE! IT BURNS!!!!" Grimm screamed
"Looks Like these guy's aren't here to make friendly..." Sho mumbled ready to fight
"What was your first clue!?" Grimm said trying not to pass out.
"When they didn't hit you below the belt." Sho said shrugging.

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, look at me! I'm making a spectacle of myself!" Death cried, leaping to the center of the crowd and dancing around in a circle. "Isn't it funny how anthropomorphic turtles smell exactly like sewage? Isnit?"
The turtles pulled out Magnums and, holding them sideways gangsta-style, filled Death so full of lead he could easily function as a pencil. While the turtles were busy shooting at his cousin, Livingness snuck up behind Michaelangelo, put a shotgun against his head, said some sort of cool line and blasted his brains out.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: Umm...

"This is what you get for serving shredder biz nitches!" Shouted Michealangello, whacking Ram and Orgazmo on the head with his nunchucks.

How is this possible? Mikey just got filled with lead in the last post.

"Y'know what? Fuck this." Phil said after getting bonked upside the head.

As Donatello raised his staff for another strike, Phil intercepted it with one of his shields. Then the hit sent a shockwave through Don, leaving him vulnerable. Phil took off his H.a.L.O.

"I see your staff, and raise it one spear." Phil said, his H.a.L.O transforming into a multi-pronged spear. He launched it Don, sending it straight through his head, and sending him into a wall. Phil calmly walked up to Donatello and pulled out the spear.

"Today just isn't my day." He said, putting his H.a.L.O back on his arm.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: Phil

The explanation is simple.... ZOMBIE TURTLES!!!!

Don got up off the ground, there was a large hole in his head. "HOLY HELL!? What is with you guys!?" Ram said scared
"We're ZOMBIES!" don pointed out. "That should be obvious at this point."
"Well, it's necessary to spell out to make sure the players are on the same page!" Sho said
"...Players?" Phil asked confused
"THE FOURTH WALL IS MY *****!" Sho responded

 

[ajb924]

"I AM SICK OF THAT JOKE!" Phil said throwing the entire dogpile off of the heroes
"Theres only one thing to do... I need everyones help!" Michal said putting on his red jumpsuit.
"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed Take it Ram!"

"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight Your turn Orgazmo!"

"You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time Finish it Michal!!!

"Zombies, you are now under my control!"

"I never knew the song did that" Sho mumbled

"It does if you want it to! Now I control the zombie turtles!" Michal said.

 

[ajb924]

"NOOOOOO!" Sho cried "THEY GOT MICHAL!"
The zombie turtles stopped doing the thriller dance and proceeded to wail on the heroes.
"DAMN YOU SPLINTER!!!" Ram cried

 

[ajb924]

In the moonlit tunels it looked like the heroes were doomed, little did they know an ally was coming...

"WE ARE SO FUCKED!" Orgazmo cried "And not the good way!!!"
"I KNOW!" Sho cried back
"Fear not!" A dark voice said as Werewolf-Batman jumped out of the shadows and clawed at Ralph's face. "I am Werewolf Batman. Here to help!"

 

[ajb924]

"All of you are wrong!" Batman said "My father was a werewolf and my mother was a vampire!"
"Wait... That totally fucks up your movies..." Sho said
"Oh? Well, I could fuck YOU up"
"Point taken!" Sho said scared
"Also, I can't be defeated with pussy ass rocks! The only thing that can kill me is a silver bullet in the shape of a cross!"
"Is it possible for a gun to shoot that?" Ram inquired
"I'm here ain't i!?"
"Point taken!" Ram nodded

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, I happen to be be short on Silver-shooting cross-bows (get it? Eh, Eh?), but I do know someone who carries such specific tools of death!" Ram said, taking off his horn and dialing.

"Yes? Hey Buddha, how's it going?...Uhu, yeah, I'd love to get more into your Ones, but I'm looking for big Joe, ah, thank you....Hey Big Joe! How's it hanging? Hey, need to ask yah a favor, kind of in a bind here...what? Dude, how'd you know!...Totally Balls-Rugged Awesome isn't the usual reason for clairvoyance, but for you...Ah sweet, thanks. See you in a bit!"

"You, dear Batman...wolf, thing." Ram smugly said, putting his horn back on, "are about to be royally screwed."

Suddenly, the ceiling above them exploded in a blast of holy light, and down descended a rugged, manly-man body draped in bear-leather robes, wearing studded sandals, and sporting a crew-cut and a beard of such flowing beauty, that the heroes could not but weep their own testosterone at it's pure-manly-ness.
All hail, Joe, Brother of Jesus!

As he touched the ground, the heavenly figure whipped on a pair of dark shades and pulled out two Semi-Automatic Sliver Cross-Bows.

"It's time that someone paid for their sins...IN BLOOD."

 

[Sam G]

"Friendsss..." said a voice coming from down the tunnel. "For disturbing The life cycle, all of you must perish."
"By god, it's horrible!" Livingness yelled, collapsing to his knees and clutching his ears.
"That may well... Be the worst voice acting I've ever heard..." Death gasped, a trickle of blood coming out of his nose. A poorly-rendered man wearing glasses that would be better suited on an accountant walked into view.
"Friendssss! The life cycle is Man's greatest sin! Only by disrupting it further can Man hope to HWOOGRAAAH!!!" Goldman roared like a bear, and ripped all his skin off to reveal a layer of brown fur.
"Dear Lord... It's worse than I could have imagined..." Joe Christ murmured. "Chupacabra Goldman, the only creature God himself fears..." he turned to Werewolf-Batman. "My appointment with you shall have to wait, monster. Another has drawn my attention." He spun around and leapt at Chupacabra Goldman, and the greatest battle on earth began.