The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Well, I happen to be be short on Silver-shooting cross-bows (get it? Eh, Eh?)

Spoiler: Nice

Awesome pun, I don't know how I missed that!

"I controll lighting... That didn't phase me at all..."
"FUCK OFF!" Xandus (YES I AM TOO LAZY TO PUT DARTH IN FRONT OF IT.) said
"So..." Sho began "Who's side are you on?"
"He just shot me in the face..." Ram mumbled
"Oh yea... Well, I'm gonna go do somethin else now." Sho said and jacked the pimp mobile
"Hey wait you can't just..." Michal tried to say. But sho was long gone.
"Douche" Ram mumbled

IN WASHINGTON DC.....
The invisible pimp mobile crashed through the ceiling of the white house. "FUCK YOU BIRDS!" Sho yelled as he got out of the cars. He looked at President smith and said "YOU! I want you to write an order for Rutnick"
"Who ar-" Smith started
"It needs to say he can't kill/delete me, MK, or maddawg."
"Why would I-"
"DO IT NOW!" Sho said
"I can't just-"
"Here's some paper, now go!"
"I could call-"
"I can interupt you all fucking day."
"... Fine... Answer me why and I MIGHT."
Sho explained and I am too lazy to write out the conversation
"Well, since you guys are helping, but is't there a fourth member of your group you want me to put in here?"
"Fourth member? Just gimme the paper!" Sho said snatching it as soon as Smith was done writing it. He then jumped back in the pimp mobile.

AT RUTNICK'S BASE....
Sho crashed through the ceiling "I DIDN'T SEE THE FUCKING STOP SIGN!!!"
"Back to die?" Rutnick asked
"No! I have PAPER!" Sho said giving him Mr. Smith's document.
"Alright, fine. Now go bring the heroes and the new source of Paranormal energy back here!" Rutnick ordered
"BUT I WAS JUST THERE!!!"
"Too bad. Now get gone!"

BACK WHERE THE HEROES WERE...
"He ditched us and stole our ride." Michal said dodging a lightning from Xandus "I'm gonna kill him!"
Sho landed running over Xandus in the process "Ok, maybe I'm not the BEST driver... Anyway, I came back for you guys jump in!" The heroes did. He then put on a gas mask and admistered the pimp-mobiles sleeping gas function.

AT RUTNICK'S BASE...
"That bastard double crossed us!" Ram said
Xandus woke up and said "How did I get here!?"
"He scraped you off the front of the car..."

Spoiler: Sorry to jump around but...

I felt we needed some plot advncement XD

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, Phil, remember my gunblade?" Death asked.
"Yeah, man, that thing was awesome!" Phil replied.
"Yup, I really wish I still had that... Wonder what happened to it?"
All of a sudden Chupacabra Goldman burst through the ceiling holding Joe by the neck, who in turn was slashooting at him with Death's gunblade.
"Oh yeah, that's feasible!" Death said, snatched the Gunblade from Joe's hand and mowed down a line of grunts with it.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wait, wait, wait. You had a gunblade?" Phil asked Death, while slicing a guy in half, totally not noticing Ram go into rage mode.

"Cuz, i though you always had two guns that transformed into girls..." he continued, helping Death mow down a bunch of lackeys without really paying any attention.

 

[Sam G]

"Wait, wait, wait. You had a gunblade?" Phil asked Death, while slicing a guy in half, totally not noticing Ram go into rage mode.

"Cuz, i though you always had two guns that transformed into girls..." he continued, helping Death mow down a bunch of lackeys without really paying any attention.

Death took a break from carving up mooks to explain the gunblade situation. "Pre time-skip I did. After that my personality got reworked, as did a lot of my abilities. Anyway, a while back I mentioned a quick-time event, and a bad-ass motorcycle, and a fourth-wall battle with Sam G which you described as "today's WTF moment"..." he glanced over at Orgazmo. "Meh. Shit happens. Livingness, could you-" he spotted his cousin lying on the ground. Not moving. Bleeding at the mouth. Riddled with bullet holes. Definitely, unmistakably, dead.
"No... Dear god no..." Death collapsed to his knees and gripped his head between both hands. "This is impossible... How could this be happening..."
"Now you know our way." Said a voice inside Death's head. "The way of those doomed never to die, and to lose everything they care about. Now you know." The voice faded away.

 

[ajb924]

Sho was walking around the hallways when he noticed orgazmo lying on the floor. "Fuck! I liked him..." Sho mumbled and continued walking along the hallways.
"Do the villains have that little to do!?" Ram asked
"Dunno, I could stop and heelp the grunts fight you if you want. I mean, I'm kinda pissed Orgazmo died and was gonna give you guys a break, but since Ram wants me to do something..." Sho said and punched Ram in the face
"RAM! Why did you open your mouth!?" Phil screamed as Sho started attacking the heroes.

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: OOC

I'm sorry I haven't posted in a long time. I couldn't really fit it in after my new RP, but that's dead now, so I can post again.

Suddenly, a flash of green light appeared, and the alien slug fell on top of Darth Xandus.

"Whoa, what the hell? How did you get here?"

"Y'know, I'm not sure. One minute I was hit in the head by George of the Jungle, next a guy with a suit and briefcase teleports me into stasis, and now he dropped me here!" He looked around at the battle torn area. "What happened while I was gone?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, mostly I'm trying to make a distraction, thanks to the power of MICHEAL BAY!"

Before anyone could respond, the room began to fill with the explosions.

A grenade flew through the window, blowing up the far wall of the White-house!

A soldier fired a rocket into the room, which Xandus force-pushed towards the ceiling, showering the heroes and villains in smoldering bits.

Maddawg fired his gun in panic, the bullet hitting Will Smith's desk, making EXPLODE!

Sho took a step, and the ground EXPLODED under him!

Samii thought of Hose, and then EXPLOSION!

Ram took a EXPLOSION!

Wait, no he EXPLOSION!

Will you quit interuptEXPLOSION!

Oh dear god, Micheal took over, RUN! WITH EXPLOSIONS![/b]

"Crap, the heroes are getting away, get thEXPLOSIONS!!!!" cried Xandus, narrowly avoiding an exploding fern-plant.

 

[SteakHeart]

Mr alien slug looked around at the exlposions. He fell to the ground, twitching.

"What happened?"

"When an alien slug- ARGH!- is met with a certain pattern of flashing -ERGH!- lights, he has a transformation!" He melted into a puddle, and reformed.

As a Xenomorph.

"Ah... much better. I thought I would never get out of that pathetic little body." He turned to the ram. "You're first." He jumped through the air, claws slashing and making what looked like gashes in the very space around them.

 

[Sam G]

"Your opponest shall EXPLOSIONS! be me, sir!" Death EXPLOSIONS! to the Xenomorph. "Go on ahead, I got EXPLOSIONS!" He said EXPLOSIONS! his shoulder to the other EXPLOSIONS!

 

[SteakHeart]

The Xenomorph stood up in the rubble.

"Oh, that is motherfucking IT." He climbed up a teleph-EXPLOSION!-telephone pole and leaped through the -EXPLOSION!- air, grabbing Bay by the throat.

"No, pleEXPLOSIONS!" cried Michael Bay.

"Why the -EXPLOSIONS!- should I? All your movies are shit, you are shit, your shit is shit, and your mother is -EXPLOSIONS!- shit." He opened his mouth, and prepared to take a nice, juicy bite of -EXPLOSIONS!- Michael Bay's throat.

 

[Sam G]

"Gaaaaahblalaaablooo!" Bay yelled, squirmed free of the Xenomorph's grip like a slimy toddler, and did something slightly remeniscent of this. [http://lnsector.deviantart.com/art/EXPLODEY-61350707]

Spoiler: Fun fact!

The guy who made that flash went to my school, but I never actually met him face-to-face!

Meanwhile, as Bay ran, leaving a trail of explosions and urine in his wake, Death leaped up the telegraph pole and punched the alien in the face, sending him crashing down to the earth. "I ain't done with you, *****!"