The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Hollow Grimm]

Meanwhile.. At wherever the hell Grimm is..

"Wh-What the fuck happened"? Grimm said groggily.

He slowly stood up, Looking around the room.. Blood splattered the walls as dead bodies littered the area.. "What.. Is all of this"..

He walked over to one of the dead bodies.. It's body was completely mutilated and decayed.. He ran his hand across it.

"Where the hell did everyone go.."...

 

[SteakHeart]

The Xenomorph (notice the capitalization) opened up his cell phone.

"Yes... Is there... a Predator... the alien, not the stalker... in arlington? Yes? Okay... Hey buddy! I... am being crushed... need your help... five bucks... mkay." He closed up the phone and waited for his buddy Predator to help.

Spoiler: OOC

I'm talking about the Predator from AvP, not a stalker or a child rapist.

 

[The_Chief]

Lou Ferrigno was rampaging threw the graveyard....when he saw Lazor dog! he picked him up and tried to eat him because he was full of proteins and vitamins. Lazor Dog made his way down Lou's throat before saying "fuck this noise" and broke threw his head to find the damn control room. he went into his skull and saw an empty captain's chair and sat in it. he turned the controls on and Lou stopped ripping shit up.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Fuck! I rolled a seven." Said Will Smith as he moved the car up to the hotel.

"You got pay up man." Said Maddawg

"Fine, hang on I'll get more cash" Sighed Will as he got up and walked toward a safe and opened it taking out 3 huge stacks of money."

"I thought we were trillions of Dollars in Debt?"

"Ya, that's what we wanted you to think."

"Whatever. Who's turn is it?"

"Mine" said Shaps as he rolled the dice. "Woohoo! I passed Go!"a He said happily as he took the 200 dollars from one of the large piles.

 

[SteakHeart]

The Xenomorph jumped through the window.

"DX is right. They say they're friendly, but they tried to nuke my arse back in '89. Remember that? Good times, good times."

 

[Pm0n3y]

Back on the ground...

Lou Ferigno finally shook Lazor out of his head, then turned towards the sentinels.

"Quickly, we must join together!" Yelled Justice X to Pursuit of Happiness X, while gathering Freedom X's remains. The robots then took to the skies as a bright light enveloped them. as the bright light faded, the newly formed robot touched down, making a giant crater.

"Together, we form the Declaration of Independence X! Assimilation is imminent!"

Lou charged at the robot, but before he could get close enough to land a punch, the robot punted him into the next galaxy. Then, it turned it's attention towards the heroes.

"Holy fuck." Rag said.

 

[The_Chief]

"FOR PANCAKES!" Lazor yelled as he charged the robot, only to be kicked in the face by its mighty foot.
"damn that hurt. phil you try it next"

 

[The_Chief]

Lazor hit phil with the tail of the pelican, making sure he only breaks a few bones. then dragged him in, before peeing on his unconscious body.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Suddenly, a blobfish appeared to assist in the battle. (BTW, the blobfish is an item)

 

[Sam G]

Death equipped the blobfish as a helm. Then he realized what he was wearing on his head, pulled it off and threw it at Declaration X, causing it to stick to his face and rendering him blind.

 

[ajb924]

"But Canada's so COLD this time of year!" Sho pouted "I thought of something fun!"
"We need KILLING, not fun..." Maddawg mumbled
"We should inject Grimm with adamantium like they did to Hugh Jackman in the terrible movie!" Sho said ignoring maddawg
"But what if it actually gives him powers!?" MK asked
"Hadn't thought of that... How bout HK?"
"HE'S A ROBOT. It wouldn't do anything!" Xandus replied
"FINE! Someone else think of something!" Sho said "Well, Monopoly is getting boring... Who wants to play 21?"
"You count cards." Grimm said plainly
"HOW DO YOU KNOW!?" Sho asked defensivly
"Because, you suggested it and your good at math. It's obvious."
"FUCK YOU GRIMM!" Sho said and threw him out the window. "Who's turn is it?"