The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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"AAARGH! MUMMY!" Declaration Independence X shrieked, plummeting to his death off a nearby cliff. As he fell, the blobfish jumped off his face and landed back at the top. It hurriedly ran waddled moved towards the heroes, hoping to further assist in their quest.
However, Independence X was not dead yet...

Spoiler

Am I allowed to change my role? If not, then just disregard this post, I can edit it later.

 

[SteakHeart]

The Xenomorph, aided by his buddy Predator, jumped on Declaration of Independence X's back and began tearing off chunks of metal.

"DIE, ************!" shouted the Pred.

 

[Sam G]

"I love that song!" Death yelled, sticking his gunblade in Declaration X's back and jumping straight upwards, tearing a swarth of metal along it.

 

[Pm0n3y]

After regaining consciousness, changing his soiled shirt, and kicking Lazor for pissing on him, Phil runs out of the Pelican, and flies up to D.o.I.X's back, joining death there.

"Room for one more?" he asks Death, while transforming his Infinity Staff/H.a.L.O into Garland's* sword. The Giant sword breaks in half into two smaller swords, and Phil goes to work on the giant robot's back.

Spoiler: *OOC

If you're wondering who Garland is, then ask Sam (or play Final Fantasy Dissidia). He should be able to everything you need to know. Isn't that right Sam?

 

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Meanwhile, Slouch had been hiding behind a nearby bush, plotting his plan of attack. He looked out and saw the heroes being sucked inside the vaccum bag. "Oh crap! I'm the only one left!" He said before lunging at D.o.IX's face, screaming "BLOBFISH, DAMNIT! I'M A BLOBFISH! NOT A BLOWFISH!"

D.o.I.X turned around; but before he could react, Slouch latched on to his face and started battering him with his giant nose. "For Christ's sake, I'm too old for this..." D.o.I.X thought, trying desperately to get the disgusting blob off.

 

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Slouch gawped for several minutes, unable to say anything. Eventually, he broke the silence with a small: "Why am I always the one who needs saving?"

"Shut up! Not only does that not matter, but it's irrelevant to the plot!" Bill Bixby growled, picking Slouch up and running for the Pelican. "We've got to find the others."

 

[SteakHeart]

The Xeno and the Pred jumped off of D.o.I.X.'s burnt rubble that used to be it's back, shaking hands.

"I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship," said Xeno.

"Well, not beautiful, but you know," agreed Pred.

 

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"Hellz yeah!" Ram replied, after numerous wrong answers and punches to the face. "Finally..." Tarantino sighed, exasperated. "Now hurry up and-"
"GET TO DA CHOPPA!" Mr. T finished, firing into the air.

 

[SteakHeart]

The Xenomorph and Predator walked onto the scene, both wearing aviators and trech coats.

"Sup. I see you guys have some border-crossing problems," said Pred. "I know what to do." He turned to the dragon. "Hey, dragon!"

"What?"

"The game." The dragon began to cry, seeing as he lost the game. Then, he flew off, leaving behind a trail of tears.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Grimm looked around..

That is all. =P