The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"You know... It seems like Canada could destroy America... We should take them over!" Sho said
"Idiot... Canada is part of the WORLD. You know the real thing we're trying to take over?" Maddawg said
"We really suck at this villain thing, don't we..." Grimm moped
"Speak for yourself!" MK said and shot Grimm in the kneecaps
"************! Why do you always shoot me!?"
"In 10 years you could grow bullet proof skin!" MK said
"REALLY!?" Grimm said hopeful.
"NO! You don't get bulletproof skin from getting shot dumbass."
"SHUT UP AND STOP SHOOTING GRIMM! Let's get to work!" Maddawg said.
"... What exactly are we doing?" Sho asked.

 

[The_Chief]

"my hyper dog nose smells plot!" Lazor said, hiding in the bushes eating a moose.

"My hyper canadian pacifist sense senses AMERICANS!" Said the king of canada, before curling up in the fetal position and crying for his canadian mother....in canada.

The...people

Spoiler

what do i call them?

saw this and picked him up. before rushing off to the american border!

 

[fanklok]

and then suddenly a temporal time distortion opens a by-parallel wormhole portal directly underneath our gang of villans and president canada transporting them to the island from lost but its real not just hollywood cgi and magic

"would you enjoy playing a game?"

Spoiler: and with that

i will likely never post in this thread again

 

[Sam G]

Death glanced around and spied a tin containing Lost: The Game. "He stared at it for a few seconds. "..."
He stared at it a bit longer. "...Lost... ...The game...?" He mulled this over in his head. Then he kicked himself in the face. "DAMMIT, I JUST LOST!" In his fury, he put his foot through the tin, then shot it with his gunblade repeatedly until it was less than dust. "Stupid thing..."

 

[SteakHeart]

The Pred laughed at Death's predicament. "Honestly, you make it funnier than my buddy Alex!"

Spoiler: Sam g

You see what I did there?

 

[SteakHeart]

The Pred laughed at Death's predicament. "Honestly, you make it funnier than my buddy Alex!"

Spoiler: Sam g

You see what I did there?

Spoiler: No...

I dont.

Suddenly, the pelican landed around death, lazor, the pred, and xeno, and out came the heroes and hollywood society.

"Death, why did you laser, the predator, and the xeno morph leap of the pelican?" Asked Phil.

Spoiler: Y'know,

Alex. From the Pirates vs. Ninja's RP? Come on, you of all people should know! You're in it too, remember?

 

[Sam G]

"Anyway, back on topic, the reason we jumped out was because..."

FLASHBACK
"Hey, did you know I can't die under any circumstance ever?" Death asked the Predator.
"That's a damn lie." The Xenomorph cut in.
"Oh yeah? Explain this!" Death yelled, kicked open the airlock and plummeted to the ground.
"No way he survived that!" The Pred said, grabbed a parachute and sailed down after him.
"Hey, come back here! We never finished that thumb-wrestling tourney!" The Xeno yelled after his friend, spouted wings and hovered out of the plane.

"Alright, but what about him?" Phil asked, jerking a thumb at Laz0r Dog.
"Um, I can vouch for that..." Tom Cruise raised a guilty hand. "He started humping my leg, so I tossed him to what I had hoped would be his death... Sorry..."

Spoiler: Multi-Kill

Do you currently actually have a character of your own, or are you just controlling a lot of the NPCs?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil Takes a reconnaissance flight to check out the strange island. suddenly he finds the villains getting chased after the strange monster, Benny Hill style. He shrugs quizzically.

"Heh, I never seen Lost. So i have no idea on what's going on." He says, lazily gliding towards the heroes.

"Now, since the villains are being subdued, weren't we doing something?" He asked.

 

[fanklok]

Suddenly another temporal distorion this time swallowing the hero's and putting them on the opposite side of the island from the villans. A voice then boomed from the sky.

"Yes yes now that everyone is here you get to have your epic battle, but now the winning side gets the ultimate prize. Which will not be revealed now, and you didn't have to kill steven the giant invincible smoke monster he just wanted to play tag. Now rules of this contest last group left on the island by any means wins the prize which has yet to be revealed. And before you ask who I am, I am the the avatar of rage, physical embodiment of all the univereses rage enjoy THE GAME."

 

[SteakHeart]

Xeno and Pred appeared in the middle of the island, rather than with the villains. "Wait, why aren't we with them?" asked Pred.

"Well, we're sort of on the middle ground," said Xeno. "We pretty much do what we want.

"Sweet. So what do we do now?"

"Well, we just helped the villians, so now we go to the heroes," said Xeno, walking towards the aforementioned good guys.

"Sounds good to me!"

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Meanwhile, Slouch was flying across the horizon, screaming. There was a loud 'SPLAT!' when he landed right in front of Laz0r dog. "Please don't ask why I was flying across the horizon just now." He said, weakly. "Where are we supposed to be going, anyway?"