The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Pm0n3y]

Before the beam could do any damage, Phil makes a shield in front of the heroes, deflecting it. But the force of the blast sends Phil flying back into the heroes. As D. Link charged his sword for another shot, Phil pointed his right hand towards him. A Shining Finger blast hit D. Link before he could shoot his sword. The bright blue beam sends him flying towards the prison bars, but D. Link teleports mid-flight before he could hit the bars, making him land outside the cell.

 

[ajb924]

"... I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!" Orgazmo said
"I was planning on leaving him behind..." Sho mumbled
"Wanna try sayin that again *****!?" Orgazmo said raising his weapons
"Everybody, we gotta beat it! Unless you WANT to die" Micheal said
"Whatever, lets get in the car." Ram said jumping in.
"PIMP-MOBILE!" Michal corrected.
"Whatever!" Ram replied
"So, anyone know where we're going?" Lazor Dog asked.
Suddenly a bullet whizzed through the car "A long way from here! Hit it Michal!" Michal pressed on the gas and the group sped away

Spoiler: My bad Multi...

I was tired when i posted and not thinking. Sorry bout that.

 

[ajb924]

"WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING!?" Sho yelled as the car headed toward a cactus
"I am!" Ram said continuing to sing
"Your CLAPPING to the beat..."
"So?"
"How are you steering!?"
"Uhhhh i don't know...." Ram said looking at the wheel
Everyone tried to jump over to the wheel, but as Sho did he hit a button. The car jumped in the air and began to fall toward the helicopter.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? Nikolai said narrowly dodging the falling car.
Michal took the opportunity and shot at the choppers blades. The chopper began to fall toward the ground. "You've just been hit by a smooth criminal, *****" He said as he watched it fall.

Spoiler: Multi

I vote that you should keep Michal Jackson Prince The Second, even after this is over. I like him.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Sooooo, Mr.Criminal. Why exactly have you saved us?" Ram asked, after squeezing out from the Smooth Criminal's buttocks.

In reply, Smooth Criminal whacked Ram on the sensitive part of his nose.

"PPPPPAAAAAIN!EXORBITANT AMOUNT OF PAIN! WHYYYY!?!" he screamed, writhing on the floor.

"Silence little goat, all will soon be revealed." the Criminal stated, putting the PIMP-MOBILE in high gear.

 

[ajb924]

"I wanna see the empire state building!" Sho whined and Smmoth Crimanal
"YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE CAR!"
"I wanna see the top of it!"
"We're ABOVE the top of it!"
"Then land on it! Please?"
"Don't make me turn this thing around..."
"DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR ASS!" Sho yelled beginning to throw a tantrum.

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, Sho, you ever played Mortal Kombat vs. DCU?" Death asked.
"No..." Sho replied cautiously.
"So you don't know about those fallng-through-the-air-beatdown combos?"
"No..." Sho replied, remaing ever so cautious.
"Oh. Well, allow me to demonstrate-" Death grabbed Sho, flung open one of the car doors and leapt out. As they fell he repeatedly punched and kicked Sho, and at the end of it grabbed him and threw him back upwards at the car, before pulling the grappling hook he stole from D. Link out of his pocket and throwing it at the car's bonnet and hoisting himself back up.
"It's a bit like that." He explained flatly.
"Oh. Sounds like a good game."
"Yeah, it is!"

 

[Sam G]

"Hmmm..." Livingness thought to himself. "Isn't it a bit inane for Samii to say she made sweet love to Orgazmo? I mean, to my knowledge there isn't a single one of us who hasn't done the dirty with both Samii and Orgazmo..."

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Umm, i haven't." Phil said, raising a hand, making Livingness jump.

"How did you hear that?! Are you invading my thoughts?!" He asked

"What are you talking about? You were yelling in my ear." Phil answered, rubbing his ears.

"And besides, would i really want to? I mean, if GOD found out i committed acts of bestiality and homosexuality at the same time, he would clip my wings, and smite the shit of me!"

"Oh, come on. Just because he's all powerful, it doesn't mean he's all seeing..." Orgazmo said, inching towards Phil sexually.

[HEADING=2]"BACK THE FUCK UP."[/HEADING] Phil said, pointing his glowing fingers at Orgazmo.

Orgazmo frowned and backed away from Phil.

"Even if i wasn't an angel, i still wouldn't do it, cuz i ain't gay."