The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

In a large ship orbiting Jupiter, 4 aliens of diffrent races gathered around a hologram of Earth as a voice spoke over a radio.

"This is planet 9-315. It was discovered about 1 billion years ago by Orglok forces without any life on it. Now, after some strange readings coming from the planet, we've learned that not only does the planet contain life....but it even has a form of intellgent life" Said the voice over the radio.

"All life is important man!! Even the dumb lifeforms!" Said one of the aliens who was completely green and covered in some strange red leaves.


Another alien glared at him and gritted his teeth. "Goddamn you Hipipotians, why the fuck did we even bring you along! All I see here is a primitive race of....What were they called again?"

"Were not to sure, but after some research into there archives...we belive they call themselves Apes."

"A primitive race of Apes! There so far behind us that it would take EONS before we could teach them anything! I say wipe them out."

Another third alien spoke out in what us humans would call "A bad imitation of Borat" "I agree with the General. These apes look funny and we Boratians-"

"I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?"Said the General of the Warloks.

"I'm Brato, senator of the people of Alimungo, leader- *Bang*"Brato fell to the floor dead with the general holding the pistol in his hands.

"Note to self, wipe outall Alimungos when the job is done."

"Excuse me" Said the Orglok senator. "But I belive that since my people discovered the planet, we should decide what to do with it's inhabitants. I do not want anything to do with these apes, yet we cannot kill them out of the political backlash."

"Well, we could say that the Apes killed Brato."

"THEN WE HAVE A WAR!!!! Tom Cruise!" Yelled the Orglok senator

"Yes my masters!" Said the voice from the radio.

"Upload us everything you could find from there archives"

"Yes my lords. The fastest thing I can get to you is this video. Although I will admit....it may be graphic."

A video screen took the place of Earth in the hologram as the video began to play

"OH MY RAGNOK! AHHH!" Yelled the Hipipotan

"FOR ALL THAT GOES BOOM MAKE IT STOP!" screamed the General

"THESE APES ARE FUCKED UP MAN!!" cursed the Orgnok.

Spoiler: The video.

Spoiler: I hope you guys enjoyed my first post in...*checks watch* Damn thing is broken!

I know I haven't been here in a while and I know a large portion of you miss me. your diety.... I MEAN LEAD VILLAN. Well I'm on vacation for a little while so I figured I would drop by and try to make a comeback

 

[Code Monkey]

"Hello? Is anyone here?" Yuki called as she stepped into the structure on top of the mountain.

From the shadows, a man walked towards her. He had wild white haire, and crazy eyes. Yuki took an involuntary step back.

"Ooh, Company! Interesting! I haven't had company in 4 months and 4 days!! isn't that a coincidence?"

Yuki decided to ignore this madness, and instead scanned him.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! she thought. He had the Data configuration of an artificial data thought entity.

"Sir, I am an enforcer from universe Theta. I have been forced here by an enemy. If you could please give me the cosmic energy I need to-"

"An Enforcer!" He yelled out. "You're kind are so boring. I can't stand boring. I made you less boring, you know. When you arrived here I said 'Who is this boring enforcer? Her life could be so much more exciting.' So I altered you're brain!"


"You what? Wait..."
these strange feelings and actions.. It must have been him!

"I'll send you back, but first you must let me help you!"

"you want to... help me?"

"Help you be less boring!!!"

"I don't understand, sir."

He sighed. "Fine, I'll say it in you're boring way. I am going to alter you're Data, and send you're cosmic force so you can warp back to universe Theta. I hate talking like that. So boring!"

Is it worth it to get back home? I don't see any other way...

"Alright sir. Do whatever you want to me. i only ask that you do not alter the mission sent to me from the other enitites. I need that to stay the way it is."

"EXCELLENT!!" He yelled.

He closed his eyes for a brief moment, then said: "Alright, you can go."

Yuki blinked. "That's it? you're not gunna change my Data?"


"I already have. Note you said 'Not gunna change" instead of 'not going to alter.' you can go."

Yuki felt a new energy enter her, and she channeled it into a portal. "Thanks for the help, buddy." she said. That entities data must have deteriate over the years.She thought. Or she would have, but instead she thought :That guy's totaly crazy..

She stepped into the portal.

 

[Code Monkey]

Spoiler: ...?

Um.... WHAT?

Yuki created large rock above the pumpkins, squashing them to orange mush. She then manipulated her visual output to look like a turnip.

How in the Hell do I keep getting into these situations? Enforcers are for executing the will of the Entities, not outwitting carrots!
Thankfully, veggie land was a planet, not a demension. She was able to warp to safety.

Alright, I need a plan. If Braniac finds out I've escaped the phantom zone, he will definately try to kill me.
Then Yuki thought of something.

Or will he... Maybe he could be a powerfull ally...? He does'nt seem the type to share power. But.. is it power he wants? He never answered my question. I think I should confront him again. Only this time, I'll be more carefull....

 

[Code Monkey]

Yuki hid herself somewhere safe, then searched through her Data banks for info on Braniac.



Hm... He has a communication network....

Yuki hacked into it. Unsurprisinlgy, He was spying on several different parties. She took a moment to be sure she was untraceable, (Can't be to carefull with him) Then spoke up.


Hello, Brain Boy. Remember me?

 

[Code Monkey]

"But, you see, I wan't to know what you're intentions are so I can decide whether or not I should choose you for- Wait, I can't say yet. I already know you want to take over earth, My real question is Why you want to take over earth. I don't care what happens to earth, as long as it's for the good of the universe."

 

[Daye.04]

" Listen, pumpkin. I don't know what you think I'm planning here. But let me just quickly inform you that it is in no-" a large biip was heard from the console. Brainiac turned to see what it meant, and noticed that the passenger Freight the heroes where on had chrashed.
Excellent. Now I'll only hope that the heroes aren't all dead. This will hopefully slow them down just enough for them to encounter the villains trying to steal it. And both of my problems wi- Brainiac's train of thoughts where stopped by the entire console shutting down.

"You're welcome, brain-boy. Now stop your messin' around and answer my question." Yuki smugly said
"Not a good idea, girl. I will make you pay for that. Right after I've got my console back up and running, of course."

Meanwhile on earth, some miles away from the power source
"Just brilliant, Ram. Just really brilliant. Was this worth it?" Phil complained as he emerged from the rubbish.
"Hey, don't look at me. You all wouldn't shut up. Luckily, though. This air bags saved us from being transformed into loaf." Ram replied
"Not all, though" Sulu chimed in "Scotty here is unconscious. I think he might need to ride on your back, Ram."
"What I wouldn't do to have Logician around. That would make everything so much easier" Ram exclaimed while dragging Scotty on to his back. "Let's keep moving, people!"

And the heroes wandered off to reach Mount Olympia.

Meanwhile an Island far off the coast somewhere
"We're here. Now what exactly are we supposed to do here, eh?" Sho asked grumpingly.
"Well, the obvious answer is to grab some lunch before we keep on going to the power source" Master Kitty replied.
"Not so quickly" Zombie Electrician stopped them before they could get on. "Let me guess. You guys have tried to stop the heroes before, right? And it failed, right?"
"To be absolutely frank, then ... Yes" Xandus confirmed.
"If you know who the strongest link is - I'll decapacitate him. And the rest'll be piece of cake." Zombie Electrician explained.
"Speaking of cake, guys! Let's grab some lunch!" Master Kitty pushed.
"Shut it, Kitty Kat!" Sho answered
"Okay, that's it! It's now time for some serious brain fucking!" Master Kitty furiously shouted before leaping on to Sho.
"Decapacitating, you say? Demonstrate, if you don't mind. You stop the Kitty over there, and you're with us."
"My pleasure" Zombie Electrician said with a grin. "Apprentice!"
the Apprentice picked up a black and a red lead before punging it into each side of Master Kitty's upper back. This was followed by the Zombie Electrician pushing a button that said "test" on his little instrument. Momentarily Master Kitty fell to the ground.
"And you're in!" Xandus said before jumping back on the Pelican

 

[Sam G]

"I'm up!" Death declared, waking up, rubbing his head and popping out of the cupboard he'd been hiding in. He looked up to see Yuki and Braniac arguing. "How's it going?"
"What the bloody hell? I detected no life-forms on the ship other than myself and her!" Braniac asked angrily.
"Mm-hmm, the key word there being life forms. I, good sir, am a death form. A form of death. Shut up, it makes sense to me." He stood up, swayed slightly and leaned against a console to steady himself.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the general walked down the halls of the ship, he was called out to by the Orgnok.

"General, it is so good to have you on this mission. You, of such prestige and power and-"

"Save your brown klatocking for the Senate Orgnok. We have a job to do and I don't need it around me."

"Well, then perhaps you can do me another favor then? I hear that you are quite fluent in your native language and I was wondering if I could practice a conversation with you."

"Well...I don't mean to toot my own horn, but....Sure, why not."

" We are being watched." Said the Orgnok in the Warlok language.

"What?"

"Our ships computers have been hacked and the chief engineer can severe the line between the two completely"

"So why don't you?"

"Because now we know exactly where they are. They have given away the position of the greatest peice of technolgy known to them. As general of the fleet, I give you full control to of out ship."

"Very well sir. Tell the engineer to cut off the Ape's connection and for the ships to ride out. We cannot allow the ship to escape."

At the enterprise

"Private! Close formation, aim for the Engines, Do not aim for escape pods, The ship is our top priority!" Said the commander as the Warloks left hyperspace and opened fire on the Enterpirse.

The ships surronded the Enterprise and quickly blew out the engines in a huge explosion leaving it driftin through space.

"TO ALL SURVIVORS OF THE APE SHIP! THIS IS COMMANDER LAKTOW OF THE WARLOK RACE! YOUR RACE HAS BEEN DEEMED PRIMITIVE AND UNFIT FOR SURVIVAL. SURRENDER AND DIE!"

 

[Sam G]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Death cried as he plummeted towards earth at double the speed of light. "This is going to hurt a lot..."

"Hoh hoh hoh, eet sure eez a good day to be le french!" Some smelly french person said. Death landed on top of him and caused a crater seven miles deep, which actually split the continent of France clean in half. "Yep, it hurt..." Death muttered, wiping bits of frenchman off his clothes.

 

[Code Monkey]

"Will you stop speaking in rddles and tell me, so I can get on with my mission!!!"

Anger. the first time I have felt this emotion. Maybe I should have found my own way out of the phantom zone. The old me would have loved to decipher whatever he means.

 

[Daye.04]

The villains had all gathered on the Pelican, and was flying towards Mount Olympia when they heard somthing that seemed to be a huge explosion and an thunder at the same time. Even though they could not see the source of the sound, they could feel it vibrating the Pelican. And they could hear that it was immensely close.
"Fucking hell. That sounded like something massive just plummeted into earth, bringing tons of thundering with it." Xandus said with a thoughtful glaze
"Master, do you think this could be the heroes work? Maybe they are trying to intimdate us" the Apprentice asked.
"No, kid. They don't even know we're on their tail." Xandus explained.
"Guys. I said that we should have taken lunch first." Master Kitty said
"FOIL upper inner outer last! That was your stomach, Kitty Kat? Get a hold of yourself!" Sho complained
"That's it! You're dead meat!" Master Kitty started. But before he could lunge an attack, he was decapacitated by Zombie Electrician and his Megger Tester again.
"God damnit, people. Are you now ablt to hold together for even a hundred yards without trying to kill each other? No wonder the heroes constantly escape your grips." Zombie Electrician said

Spoiler: techno Path

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