The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Code Monkey]

"Hm...An admirable goal. I assume you already have vast quantities of Data- I mean, knowledge. My current goal is to..." Yuki paused.

This is incredibly classified... Should I tell him? Can I trust this machine?

"Maybe we could help each other."

"You would trust me? After I litterally sent you to Hell?"

"Maybe it's risk-taking, maybe it's just foolish. But you wouldn't send me anywhere after you hear my proposal."

 

[Code Monkey]

"You seek knowledge. I seek knowledge to, only a different kind. You don't need to know what my mission is, But kryptonian Data would be helpfull. I have a limited ability to travel between the universes. With the power source you're sending the humans to retrieve, I could remove this limitation. I could take you from one universe to another easily. Entire universes of knowledge would be availabe to you. There are very few ways to do what I can do, And my way is by far the easiest. All I ask in return is you to share some of your knowledge and answer my questions."

 

[Code Monkey]

"I have an incredibly large store of Data. Ask what you will."

 

[Daye.04]

"Allright. So let me get this straight. We're on our way to get a power source. In wich we'll most likely have to battle 50 insanely overpowered creatures, before a final hugely insanely overpowered creature. And all this effort we're doing is to get a power source for some very shady ... Thing. And we have no idea what he's going to use it for? Is that about the size of it?" Phil resonated.
"Pretty much, yeah." Ram answered
"I'm Cool with that." Sulu mumbled

meanwhile with the villains on the Pelican​

"Now let me get this straight. You guys want to barge in on the heroes, steal the power source from them and take it for yourselves. And by doing this, you will be able to rule the earth. Is this correct?" Zombie Electrician asked
"Pretty much, yeah." Xandus responded
"Although the question about how we're gonna handle this Braniac guy remains" Sho shot in.

meanwhile in the enterprice​

"Just to get this straight. I will help you get the power source, wich will enable you to remove the limit to how many universes you can travel within a certain amount of time. And as in return you will answer the questions I may have?" Brainiac queried
"pretty much, yeah" Yuki replied
"Well, the only thing left to do then, is to wait for the heroes" Brainiac finished

meanwhile in France​

"I'll just have to get this straight. I wake up from slumbering in a cupboard - see Brainiac questioning my presence before he shoots me down to earth. And I have just smothered a french man. That's pretty much it, yeah. Well, that's a ***** .." Death is telling himself

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"HOW THE FUCK DID HE DESTROY THE SHIPS!" Say the Genral banging his hands on the dashboard of his own cruiser.

"Apparently the engineer missed a very tiny bit of the bug. It's gone now so we should be able to attack without worry." Said the Orgnok

"Very well, send another fleet. No warning, we board the ship and wipe them all out. We find there captain and kill him. Then we take the ship and use it agaisnt them."

"Of course General. Have you any word from the Hipipotian?"

"He wanted no part in killing, so I gave him in charge of intellgence. He's not adjusting well. Apparently, our agent on the ground sent up a strange susbtance called Marijuna."

AT THE ENTERPRISE.....again

A second wave of ships quickly came out of hyperspace and without warning latched on the ship. The marines exited there vehicles and began cutting into the hull with special drills.

 

[Code Monkey]

"Braniac, I know you have questions, but I reccomend we leave. They will breach the hull in 5.68 minutes at their current speed."

I agree. I can trust you to warp us out?

"You certainly can...." In a flash of light, both of them dissapeared...


..And reapeared on earth.

We are not giving them the enterprise, right?

"No, we are not. Remember I said they would breach the hull in five minutes?"

I recall, yes.

The ship will self destruct in 5 and a half.

Braniac smiled. I like the way you think, enforcer.

"I do too."

Spoiler: KAAAAAAAAN

Does this remind anyone else of that part in Wrath Of Khan where the klingons board the enterprise, right when it's about to self destruct?

 

[Code Monkey]

"Rosswell? Why? I mean I can, but what buisness do we have there?"

 

[Code Monkey]

"Oh. That's a very good reason."

And with that, Yuki warps them to the top of a building in Rosswell.

"So where do we go from here?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"HOW THE FUCK DID HE DESTROY THE SHIPS!" Say the Genral banging his hands on the dashboard of his own cruiser.

"Apparently the engineer missed a very tiny bit of the bug. It's gone now so we should be able to attack without worry." Said the Orgnok

"Very well, send another fleet. No warning, we board the ship and wipe them all out. We find there captain and kill him. Then we take the ship and use it agaisnt them."

"Of course General. Have you any word from the Hipipotian?"

"He wanted no part in killing, so I gave him in charge of intellgence. He's not adjusting well. Apparently, our agent on the ground sent up a strange susbtance called Marijuna."

AT THE ENTERPRISE.....again

A second wave of ships quickly came out of hyperspace and without warning latched on the ship. The marines exited there vehicles and began cutting into the hull with special drills.

WTF!? I never said the ships were destoryed, I said their weapons and god damn engines were down!

[spoilers= Please you spoilers for all OOC talk] The ships themselves may not be destroyed, but there is still no energy running through them. No energy means no life support. Now do me a favor and calm down. "Don't go WTF he isn't doing something I wanted him to do" everytime something happens.[/spoiler]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"HOW THE FUCK DID HE DESTROY THE SHIPS!" Say the Genral banging his hands on the dashboard of his own cruiser.

"Apparently the engineer missed a very tiny bit of the bug. It's gone now so we should be able to attack without worry." Said the Orgnok

"Very well, send another fleet. No warning, we board the ship and wipe them all out. We find there captain and kill him. Then we take the ship and use it agaisnt them."

"Of course General. Have you any word from the Hipipotian?"

"He wanted no part in killing, so I gave him in charge of intellgence. He's not adjusting well. Apparently, our agent on the ground sent up a strange susbtance called Marijuna."

AT THE ENTERPRISE.....again

A second wave of ships quickly came out of hyperspace and without warning latched on the ship. The marines exited there vehicles and began cutting into the hull with special drills.

WTF!? I never said the ships were destoryed, I said their weapons and god damn engines were down!

Spoiler: Please you spoilers for all OOC talk

The ships themselves may not be destroyed, but there is still no energy running through them. No energy means no life support. Now do me a favor and calm down. "Don't go WTF he isn't doing something I wanted him to do" everytime something happens.

Spoiler: Laughs uncontrolably

This response just shows how much you failed to understand what I wrote. I said engines and weapons were knocked out, I did'nt say life support. Hell, I'm not even sure I mentioned the words life or support in that post.

Spoiler

I can tell just from your attidue that I'm never gonna like you. Especially if your gonna whine about every goddamn little thing. One way or the other I was getting on the Enterprise.Be it a second wave or the current one, the damn thing happened. So what does it matter? You've pretty much worn my paitence down to a stub. The only thing I've seen you do is godmod,***** at other posters and even go as far to insult us. I hate (Actually I would love to do this)to do this, but I'm gonna have to ask you kindly to leave the thread for now until you can learn to keep your attitude in check. Thank you and good night.

As the Enterprise exploded, the Alien fleet rolled in by the debris and began to orbit Earth
"Hipipotan!Have you picked a suitable place to begin our invasion?" Said Orgknok.

"Well uhh" Said the Hipipotan, his eyes tired from constant reading and his head throbbing from testing out Earthly substances. "Apparently this land mass known as America is highly looked upon in there world. They may be a first good target."

"Very well, Warlok!Ready your forces, we attack in the hour!"

1 hour later, in a mall in Savanah Georgia.

"CEDA's not gonna save us from these goddamn Zombies. Anyone got a better idea?" Said a man in a White Suit to a young southern boy,an overwieght Black man and a young women.

"Well I was thinking that we could drive out of here with Jimmy Gibbs stock car. See we could gas it up with all the gas cans that the mall workers kindly left for us and-"

Suddenly there was a large crash and the alien forces stepped into the mall, firing there plasma rifles into the zombie horde.

"Or we could let these guys kill them." Said the young women.

"HEY! THERE'S A FEW UP THERE!" said on Alien marine.

"I got them" Said another as he tossed a gernade up to them which landed in the black man's hands.

"Hey, I caught the football."

"Nice catch Coach.....why is it beeping?" Said the young Redneck

"Oh fu-*BOOM*"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Several minutes later, stealing the flying sauce from Area-51...

"Hey Brainiac, what's this?" Asked Yuki, as she pressed a button on a cyro pod that obviously said that obviously said:"No not open until X-Mas of whenever the Hell Hell freezes over."

"Yuki! Wait!" Yelled Brainiac, knowing full well the horror that awaited if the button was pressed. Before hiswarning were registeed by Yuki however, the damage was done, and out from the cyrogenic pod, walked one of the most horrible things in the world.


"Ladies and gentle men, presenting the one, the only...RANDOM MAN!" Announcd a disembodied voice, as a semi-handsome looking 28 year old Caucasian Male in a dark red jmpsuit with scruffy black hair and a small robin like mask that only covered the eye portion of his face walked out of the pod.

"Thank You Thank You, your to kind!" The Man said, bowing to as a crowd of disembodied voics began cheering and applauding wildly.

Spoiler: Maddawg IAJI

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleas please please please please please please please please please please please please please dont kick me out of the RP, with raisains, cherries, nutt, bananana's , whipped cream, philly cheesteaks, hamburgers, pizzas and french fries on top! I promise I wont be so tight assed anymore, and kill off Brainiac, if you just give me this one shot at redemption! Please!

Spoiler

*Sigh* Fine. You can stay on the account you lighten up a bit. The thread is meant to be taken as one big story of jokes. Don't worry about small little things.

in New York City

A man dressed in a white shroud with a sword on his hilt stood above the skyscrapers and looked down at the alien massacre.

"This will surely make my search Fernadno de Pazai diffcult. But I must follow the list of conspirators that my father made." Said the Man who turned around reaching for a eagle feather.

"Right after I get this eagle feather for my dead brother."

Suddenly an Alien dropship flew by and aimed the guns at him. The man quickly ran across the rooftop of the biulding and saw pigeons fly by from a rooftop.

"Birds! That must mean there is a haystack below!" And jumped off the building.....unfortunatly there are no haystacks in New york city. There are open dumpsters though.

*Bang and a thud* This one just happened to be closed.

 

[Code Monkey]

"Oh no... OH NO... Um... Request Data Nullificaton. What the... *ahem* Request data nullification. What? Why am I getting no response?"

Don't you remember, the Data Entity was destroyed!

"NOOOOO"