The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Hey guys, look!" shouted Tifa, "I found a plot device!" She held it up to them.
It was a small turtle-human-bear-octopus-shark hybrid.
It was a small turtle-human-bear-octopus-shark hybrid.
"Alrighty then, Mr. Turtmanbearoctoshark..." said Tifa, "Take us to Hawaii!" There was a flash of light, and they were all standing on a sunny beach.
"Oh sweet!" said Random Man.
"Oh sweet!" said Random Man.
"Ahem." Death struggled to his feet, vomited a little and leant against a tree for support. He staggered over to the fourth wall and punched a hole in it, and Sam G stepped out. "Um, hi. I'd like to address Techno Path for a minute? Yeah, sorry about any misunderstanding from earlier. It was more the "white devil" comment that I thought might be taken as offensive, but so long as Phil's okay with it that's just fine. Thanks for your time." And with that, I vanished in a puff of unreality. "God, I love this universe..."
Meanwhile, Death was texting. "Hi ram how r u? just letting u no phil n me r ok + there r hot chix. kthxbai". Then he cleared the screen and composed a new message. "Hi yuki how r u? dont ask how i got this number just txting to ask where r u? txt back soon kthxbai". And with that he pulled off his clothes and ran off into the ocean.
Meanwhile, Death was texting. "Hi ram how r u? just letting u no phil n me r ok + there r hot chix. kthxbai". Then he cleared the screen and composed a new message. "Hi yuki how r u? dont ask how i got this number just txting to ask where r u? txt back soon kthxbai". And with that he pulled off his clothes and ran off into the ocean.
"Emm... how about a plain beach, not a nude one?" There was another flash of light, and then they were on a beach with a sign that said "MUST WEAR SWIMSUITS AT ALL TIMES."
Tifa opened fire on the villians with an AA-12, her weapon of choice. "See you all in hell!" she shouted.
Tifa threw down her weapon. "Fuck this, I'm getting a drink." She walked off, and came back holding a margarita and a lounge chair. She sat down in the chair, wearing a bikini, and sipped at her drink while she watched the fight.